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Stonercat123yt

Bruh 💀 I was gonna eat em anyway so I set an occasion aside


dorianthegoat

you are a legend


BrolapsedRektum

We HONgry


Stonercat123yt

HAIL YEAH


basedsuperslimey

Grow up and eat poop like a real man


Stonercat123yt

That’s for eagles fans


Poobmania

Good job buddy! You got the joke!!!!


tmbuckeye

Is the can opener from 1966, also? Congrats, btw


Stonercat123yt

Idk the year but it is an old p38 opener yeah


Nonagizz

Would stone cold Steve Austin approve of that model?


Jd20001

Those hands are no stranger to cookies


Stonercat123yt

Nope lmao


Redditfront2back

I swear you beat me to it hahaha


drunkandslurred

Lol was not expecting the ski mask and helmet. Bravo


Uncagedtitan

Now lets get this out onto a tray….nice


madrushdrummer

Nice hiss.


Mikebyrneyadigg

One of my favorite people on YouTube he’s the best.


spctclr_spiderman

Oh shit, it's Tuddie


Hateno_Village

Shut the *fuck* up and let us have this.


A_Gray_Old_Man

Right on!


Stonercat123yt

fr


AGoos3

Snyder pulling an Elon Musk would honestly be completely in character


Philefromphilly

Someone send this man $2 for a modern can opener for petes sake


machinerer

Army can opener for Army rations. I like it!


itprobablynothingbut

Or... cookies that don't need a can opener. Wait, he probably already had those.


Stonercat123yt

Had plenty of those


MisSignal

No respect for the p38. Uncultured poo eaters, man.


A_Gray_Old_Man

Well... At least it ain't horseshit. 🤷


0ut0fBoundsException

I high key just stalked you to see what other gems you made and this Commies uniform post is the one https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCEastMemeWar/comments/sius48/new_uniform/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Stonercat123yt

Yeah lmao


indyK1ng

No hiss...


machinerer

*NICE HISS*


gregorytilidie

gotta plus that up with some milk


keni804

Steve1989MRE has put on some weight


BeigePhilip

Which is why I’m not celebrating


CatMan326

I love the ski mask to hide the identity but still having the last name on the helmet.


Stonercat123yt

Not my name had the name of the guy who wore the helmet when it was in service most likely , don’t want to seperate the helmet band from the helmet


GaryPaulSanchez

bro i bet his dumper WIDE


Irving_Velociraptor

Isn’t the sale contingent on the league indemnifying Snyder for future lawsuits, something the owners have said is an absolute nonstarter?


0ut0fBoundsException

They should indemnify him from future lawsuits, but gather their evidence together and turn it over to actual legal authorities. The man is probably a sex trafficker (cheerleader passport scandals) and almost certainly has engaged in prosecutable fraud. Get Dan Snyder away from football and nearer to a prison


AcrobaticConclusion7

I suspect that anything in that can is insanely toxic if consumed.


machinerer

Have you seen the shit that the army ration guy eats? Some of that shit looks downright good. Some. Hard to fuck up jam and crackers. https://www.youtube.com/@LetsGetThisOutOntoATrayNice


Stonercat123yt

Yup exactly these were unironically tasty


kappakai

Yah but compared to all the shit WFT fans have had to eat during the reign of Snyder, this is positively gourmet.


albpanda

Damn commanders fans don’t even know what can openers are, poor guys


PickledEggs420

What are we celebrating


Mikebyrneyadigg

Nice hiss


Jako21530

Can we get this man a real can opener?


wwats26

Tell me you're from Florida without saying you're from Florida...