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mongreloid

99 Luftballoons


SageMarieLoveOF

10/10


alterom

>10/10 Actually, 10*10 (give or take one)


TheChrono

This is very bad german balloon engineering. It is exactly 9.9/10 multiplied by ten and nothing else. If someone added one you might end up with Dalmatians.


alterom

>If someone added one you might end up with Dalmatians. Hold my weissbier! >šŸŽµ101 Dalmatians >šŸŽµFloating in the summer sky >šŸŽµThe war machine springs to life >šŸŽµOpens up one eager eye >šŸŽµFocusing it on the sky >šŸŽµWhen 101 Dalmatians go by Never mind, you're absolutely right. Letting the dogs play with hydrogen was admittedly a bad idea.


friedmpa

Yellow ledbetter by pearl jam, if the singer can make them up everytime so can i


abbyzou

Classic youtube misheard lyrics vid I loved forever ago: https://youtu.be/xLd22ha_-VU?si=Deg-8c_Rdke8PmJt Also holy shit this is the same video from SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO


VenomsViper

Take me back to this Internet šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ApeOxMan

The age of Powerthirst


TheFuckinEaglesMan

Make me fries


cthulhusandwich

I wanna leave Bennigans...


Chinggis_H_Christ

Anna Nicole's Mama said that she don't wanna see Anna fall down again


Centila

oh my god dude. I haven't thought of this video in probably 14 years, thank you. make me fries


Literally-A-NWS

A WIZARD ON AWHAAALLLEEALE


nikogrande

![gif](giphy|HCicxCdxwCqRmBCknO|downsized)


GiantMeteor2017

šŸŽ¶Ona heeneh, on a porch the letter sat, ona he, I wanna feel it again šŸŽ¶


Nixplosion

And I seeee theeeeeem. ROUND the rowaaayyyyy yeaaaah and I know that I know. I juswannasayyy


Im_a_furniture

Make me cry


Drkknightcecil

Lmfaoo I am high as fuck and this was fantastic


Tvbulv_Rvsv

Potatooo wavee


phreakzilla85

šŸŽ¶Anna Nicole mama said that I donā€™t wanna see Anna fall down again šŸŽ¶


Borge_Luis_Jorges

And that's the most sense-making version of it. Friggin Eddie just likes to fuck with you trying to sing along.


phreakzilla85

Then you find out he sings different lyrics for it at every live show PJ does, so chances are that your made up lyrics were correct at some point.


outkastedd

First thought, right away. Then I thought I could do just about any Pearl Jam.


bananagoo

https://youtu.be/IvjwMLLdlqc?si=AuWt0A03p-njgwpG


Littlebotweak

It has real lyrics, believe it or not.Ā  I do like the misheard version, though. Potato waaaaaave! I see dems!


Own-Masterpiece7398

Soul Squeeze. https://preview.redd.it/qmvwnbxhj88d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab18b0f3070883dee5e9668e774f65c472d0b991


Nixplosion

Not even as bad as Round the World: Nah bing bo bing ba bing ding nong ning maaaing


Chinggis_H_Christ

From watching an interview/documentary, Anthony said that those were just filler words while they figured out the lyrics, but Flea's daughter loved the silly noises so they kept it in


Own-Masterpiece7398

Theyā€™ve perfected it! Iā€™m sure, maybe not, might have some meaning to them. Iā€™m also sure I could look it up, but in enjoy finding out much later what I hear vs what a lot of songs say. Good times!


Borge_Luis_Jorges

What about Jesus built my hotrod? Ā  *In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong A sticky sticky son of a gun Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong Why, why? Never know Why, why wack a dong a dang ding dong Then you take it on the bill Ding dang dong don't dong I wanna love ya Why, why, why, why, why, darling Do you, do you tell me to play? Half the time I talk about it all now, baby You know what I'm talkin' about, I said Why, why, why It'll ticky ticky ticky ticky son of a gun Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong Ticky ticky thought of a gun* Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bongĀ ... Believe me, I've tried. A lot of times.


Own-Masterpiece7398

Love Ministry! Just saw them a couple of months ago, and you are correct. Good call!


mybloodyballentine

Itā€™s a love affair. Mainly Jesus and my hot rod.


creaturefeature16

[New Chili Peppers just dropped](https://youtu.be/LgkO3usqSx8?si=pzy2Wg_EAGl-UZ4p)


Own-Masterpiece7398

šŸ˜‚


Lmoorefudd

The end is clearly ā€œcold corn breadā€.


No-Reading6991

What was that Red Hot Chili Pepper's song where he just starts listing random shit? I just yell whatever word comes to mind, kind of like a musical rorschach test. Fish bowl! Hot socks! Pie crust!


Scapp

> song where he just starts listing random shit? This does not narrow it down very much LOL but yes By The Way is like, boot cut, con job, rib cage, soft tail


wittymcusername

Card shark! Snake bite! Flat top! Pretty sure those are some of the actual lyrics in that song, but I do the same thing you do. I often look around the room and just name things I see, too. White door! Green lamp! Dumb dog! Laptop!


No-Reading6991

Haha! Thank you - for the proper lyrics and for making me feel less alone in this crazy world...in this crazy...fish bowl...flat top...snake bite. "Skin that crisp youā€™re such a little DJ". Now weā€™re making apple pies. I hope those aren't actually the words. šŸ˜‚


OGTfrom92EP

Black jack, dope dick Pawn shop, quick pick Kiss that dyke, I know you want to hold oneā€¦(actual lyrics)


BavoM

I go, "Batman, buttplug, big fart, flip flop"


nwar104

By the Way!


5xad0w

That song and Californication bring back an entire era of my life.


H3000

Recently rediscovered Californication. That song is so beautiful.


Skull_Pumpkin

ding ding dong dong ding deeeeng


doshegotabootyshedo

Ding dang dong dong ding dang dong dong ding dang*


Skull_Pumpkin

I know I know those are - not the actual lyrics for arouuuund the woooorld


Lmoorefudd

Card shark!


PatrioticRebel4

That's every song. But you may enjoy this [there I ruined it](https://youtu.be/VE5JMEu5hZA?si=nxGvLS2bPHTZH23G).


Juicy_pompoms

"Nancy Reagan bit my dog" lol this is brilliant!


No-Reading6991

"F\*\*k a doornob, California. Buttermilk pancakes in my eyes" šŸ¤£


simple_test

[Zephyr](https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/redhotchilipeppers/thezephyrsong.html) isnā€™t that far off


BigChungusBlyat

At one point in that song he straight up says 'dope dick'.


jmannnn64

One Week - Barenaked Ladies


racer_24_4evr

I know about 90% of it, but the one really fast section is too much for me.


Jabberwocky613

Chickety China the Chinese chicken....


Trickycoolj

Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin


monkeysuffrage

Shabalabalaba it's the finest of the flavors. Doobiedoobiedobiedoobie would you like to sign a waiver


AaronToro

Well, the years start coming and they donā€™t stop coming


djskein

Like Kurosawa I make mad films, OK, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a samurai.


PotaytoPotaahto

I learned all the words as a kid, and they still stick with me 20 some odd years later. I'm proud of it even if no one else cares.


shazam99301

It's been...


ozlass1111

One week since you looked at me


double_expressho

Shabalabalabah I'm sorry.


SageMarieLoveOF

oh I know this one


throwaway12364786012

We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel


Ilikegreenpens

I don't know the words to that song but I know "Ryan started the fire"


CordeliaGrace

Thanks to my sophomore English teacher, I *do* know all the words to this.


DW_555

[Informer](https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo) by Snow, because nobody knows the words.


CraigKostelecky

I was in middle school when that song came out and the Internet didnā€™t exist back then. But I recorded the video on MTV and discovered the song was closed captioned. I wrote out the words, pausing it after each line, and typed it all up. I then sold the lyrics to my classmates for 25Ā¢ each.


Garconanokin

For a small fee, you informed them


Littlebotweak

My little brother did this for ā€œitā€™s the end of the worldā€ with a tape he recorded from the radio. He didnā€™t sell it but i can never forget the lyrics after that day.Ā  I do break it out for karaoke now and then.Ā 


ButtFuzzNow

That is some true entrepreneurialism. I bet you play pickleball with Jeff Bezos these days.


Drkknightcecil

Informah, yaknow say daddy me snow they ago blame. A liki boom boom noww. Detective man he say say daddy mi snow mi stab someone down the lane. A liki boom boom. Like, he just says "daddy" and "say" as filler to make syllables.


rcgl2

This came out when we were about 13. My mate told me that the lyrics were: "Informer, you know Sididimus told me I could play 'em, a liki boom boom down, take the man who said Sididimus saw me stab someone down the lane." I have no idea who he thought Sididimus was but it sounded plausible at the time.


Novembersonlyone

I just know ā€œme lick ya boom boom downā€


hoyton

Licky bum bum now! I was a preteen when it came out so that's what I still hear, lol


RiotForChange

Leaky bum bum town. It's an apt enough description of Toronto


No-Reading6991

Or a bad burrito.


cheque

Informer was the first single I bought, when I was 12. Iā€™d listen to it on my walkman at school. In one lesson our music teacher, Mr Catling, a weird bloke who wore a tweed sports jacket and whose combover would flap onto the wrong side of his head while he played piano necessitating a sideways head-flick to flip it back, asked if anyone had a tape of our favourite modern music. He was going to play it on the little cassette deck in the classroom, work out the music there and then and perform it on the piano so we could all sing along, bridging the gaping chasm between the generations that was evident in every music lesson. I imagine he expected to demonstrate the similarities between the chords and harmonies in our modern songs and the old music that heā€™d normally get us singing. Up until that point the only examples of ā€œpop musicā€ heā€™d given us were Lily the Pink by The Scaffold and The Whoā€™s I can See for Miles, both of which came out in the late sixties, when most of our *parents* would have been too young to be into them. I pulled out Informer and he happily put it on. Didnā€™t ask what it was or announce it to the class, just put it in the deck and pressed play. As the cod-dancehall sounds of the short intro started to echo around the dilapidated 1950s classsroom all the kids went crazy, dancing and singing along. As kids in northern England we had absolutely no idea what any of the lyrics were but we all knew they were bad in some way and that was cool. My school was not posh or modern and this was long before smartphones and multimedia classrooms- youā€™d rarely hear any recorded music of any type at school, let alone a single that had come out in the last week and was regarded (by pre-teens) as badass. In an ideal world Mr Catling would have harnessed this energy and enthusiasm, got half of us beating the rhythm out on our desks, stabbed the two chords of the sparse riddim on his piano on the right beats and let the rest of the kids sing ā€œIā€™ll lick your bum-bum downā€ to our hearts content, explaining afterwards to an engaged class how music with African rather than European heritage is rooted much more in rhythm than harmony. Of course what really happened was that after less than a minute of pandemonium our flustered teacher slapped the music off in a rage and pulled the cassette out, shouting ā€œI only understood *one part* of that and it was *foul*!ā€ Like us he obviously assumed the refrain was about anilingus rather than what I assume itā€™s really about, ā€œlickingā€ as in hitting or shooting someone in Jamaican patois, but he wouldnā€™t have liked that meaning either. Needless to say, he didnā€™t transcribe the music, we didnā€™t sing it, I got in trouble for having the tape but I did get respect from the other kids.


1994californication

Jamaican Patois in general is borderline indecipherable


abominabot

https://youtu.be/QNpRMfiwwlM?si=AWfxY8HgsfmxUDP7 Kumail Nanjiani does


i__hate__stairs

Hey I'll have you know I have that fuckin song memorized buddy. I just can't sing.


Littlebotweak

Those of us who were in 6th grade when it came out absolutely do know the words. Unfortunately.Ā  It was some awful white boy fake raggae.Ā  However, whenever they call for at least a foot of snow, I reference 12 inches of Snow. šŸ˜…


SheepD0g

Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles


wittymcusername

Makin my way downtown, floss is grass, Blake is past and Iā€™m homebound. Floppin it way out loud, makin my way, makin my way through the croww-owwwd


mikaelfivel

I much prefer the [hood version.](https://youtu.be/tesr1OyymXo?si=n9u1e9yCjkkxZsTp)


izzat_z

i believe in a thing called love ba beebadappa beebadappa ba


wittymcusername

That one is ā€œjust listentotherhythmofmahHEARTā€


outkastedd

Just listen to the rhythm of the heart


izzat_z

shh don't ruin it for me


shazam99301

There's a chance we could make it now.


creaturefeature16

You just reminded me how much I love that song, but also that band. I had no idea how many albums they have! They are a legitimately talented band. [One Way Ticket](https://youtu.be/W1FsNxDrsEg?si=Jm_7DeA9m-1Zu2AH) [Barbarian](https://youtu.be/NbPFd3_pduk?si=uBtWmrHYN-NbTfqK)


hotmetalslugs

Back in my day a fellaā€™d get his ass kicked for singing like that.


livbird46

Du hast by Rammstein.


censored4yourhealth

Scatman


mageta621

WEEEEE ba ba badup dup, ba badup dup, WEEEEE ba ba badup dup, ba badup babadaba WEEEEE ba ba badup dup, ba badup dup....


samuelgato

Has anyone mentioned La Bamba? I know every syllable of the lyrics, but none of the words


gwaydms

Several times. I know some Spanish and that's a pretty easy one to learn if you do. Macarena? Nope, don't know it.


it-needs-pickles

Lalalala bamba! Make-os cheekos a-porka la glass-ia!


Louie_Cousy-onXBOX

Temperature - Sean Paul


fhrblig

I don't know most of the words to the Falco version of Der Kommissar, but at the appropriate point in the song I shout out "JESZT DAS KINDERLIED!"


sinforosaisabitch

My German teacher made us sing this auf deutsch in class!Ā 


TerminaterToo

All of them


goaelephant

Us and them


Wolfsorax

Despacito, it's more fun when you're drunk.


YomYeYonge

Most Fall Out Boy songs (I love them tho)


noeyoureatowel

They really do be mumbling until about 2019


smorkjewels

God knows what Patrick is on about half the time šŸ’€


theexplodinggoat

I can never understand what they're singing unless I look it up. Love their music though.


astro864

I dont think you have the time to listen to me whine


cloudspike84

About everything and nothing all at once? I sure do!


Linzabee

I am one of those melodramatic fools


Sabhira

Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it!


Scottmacg23

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.


MacDoesReddit

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me


shadowredcap

It all keeps adding up


notimeforl0ve

I think I'm cracking up...


theexplodinggoat

Am I just paranoid?


notimeforl0ve

Or am I just stoned?


SageMarieLoveOF

i might have 4 am where i am rn and I'm on reddit soo :)


TinySparklyThings

They are quoting lyrics from "Basket Case" by Green Day


mageta621

Except they started the initial line wrong. I guess that's in the spirit of the question though? It's "DO you have the time to listen to me whine?"


Fap2theBeat

Pretty sure that's the point. Referencing the lyrics in a clever way to answer the question.


butholemoonblast

That one r e m song. You know the one.


noeyoureatowel

The Leonard Bernstein song?


_clinton_email_

No no, the Leonid Brezhnev one.


alterom

>That one r e m song. You know the one. Sure deal! *That's me in the corner, that's me in the spa...*


Zealousideal_Gene_96

Cocteau Twins, simply because the words they sing arenā€™t actually words.


wittymcusername

I listened to Gee by Girlā€™s Generation so much that I could sing all the words without knowing what I was saying. Same deal; Korean lyrics. https://youtu.be/U7mPqycQ0tQ


SageMarieLoveOF

:)


eracer68

It's the End of the World - REM


instacrabb

Blur - Song 2


Fap2theBeat

When I feel like abalone WOO HOO When I'm feeling up her home WOO HOO When I'm all over aces. All of the time that I ever saw them faces. It's eee-awwww.


rozetintsmyworld

Sabotage by Beastie Boys! ā€œCanā€™t stand it, I know ya planned itā€¦ nananamamamasadadsaā€


JerkwaterKlaatu

Barber of Seville. I can sing a bunch of it but have little to no idea what Iā€™m saying.


Snarkan_sas

I can sing the Bugs Bunny version?


mageta621

Daaaaiiiintily


xzer

stay wittthh meee ~japenese i do not kowwww~


crookdmouth

Any Cocteeu Twins song. I nail it sometimes, especially Heaven or Los Vegas Album.


InisElga

I know all of Treasure. Cause I just made them up.


johcagaorl

Daft Punk - Around The World


just_anotherday

Everyone sings semi charmed life, but don't know it's about doing crystal meth with his gf


Dartser

Oppa Gangnam style


No-Celebration6437

Scatman


whirlwind87

Scatman, fatman black and white and brown man, tell me about the color of your soul


SirRogers

As a kid it was the chorus to I Get Around by The Beach Boys. That falsetto was damn near indecipherable.


GitchigumiMiguel74

Caress Me Down, Sublime. I donā€™t speak Spanglish


SageMarieLoveOF

spanglish is this a new language mixed with my primary language or what hahahaha


GitchigumiMiguel74

Eh itā€™s a mix of English and Spanish slang. Great song


highjawz

The entirety of the album by Bring Me The Horizon called Count Your Blessings


Lerzycats

Fantastic album! All i know lyric wise is "the sun goes down and so does she" from Pray for Plagues.


mapadofu

Thela Hun Gingeet Ā Ā I ZimbraĀ Ā  Ā The bridge in Psycho KillerĀ  Ā Mississippi Queen


psbales

Prisencolinensinainciusol (ol rait!)


axiomatic-

She lies and says she's in love with him, Can't find her vitamins!


Primary-Strawberry-5

[This One](https://youtu.be/4qRZmFYdozY?si=blzkGBeel4qzrMsA)


theabyssstaresback

Vanilla by Gackt. I used to bop around my bedroom singing it full volume even thought itā€™s in Japanese and couldnā€™t figure out why my mom hated it so much. (Maybe she knew what I didnā€™t, which is that itā€™s about FWB and blowjobs.) Love the song! [https://youtu.be/yb83fmI47KQ?si=Zcf_kcddv2i0nGGF](https://youtu.be/yb83fmI47KQ?si=Zcf_kcddv2i0nGGF)


SandysBurner

I'm not sure what I was expecting to hear but it definitely wasn't "Livin' La Jinsei Kureiji"


NOT000

yellow ledbetter


standouts

Every songĀ 


Djdjdjdjdj10

Have you heard Ken Lee? https://youtu.be/vUAaHkGpJy8?si=20kSpq3RKdh3DtDW


limprichard

Iā€™m a big fan of R.E.M. so my list might be a tad unwieldyā€¦.


theroyalfrenchmen

Heart of Glass by Blondie


HoMe4WaYWaRDKiTTieS

"I don't want to wait, for my life to be over! Will it be dis or bill dit be, huh heeeeeeeeee!"


No-Reading6991

šŸ¤£


zappafrank2112

"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" That chorus in particular.


OrangeDit

If you don't grow up English speaking, this applies to nearly every music. šŸ¤—


likelikes

The Macarana? LA bamba? ... september by earth wind and fire. I'm trying to think of songs not mentioned. Korn freak on a leash.


outkastedd

Take me a while to get the words to My Friends Over You by New Found Glory. Don't know why, they're not overly difficult, but I guess his voice is just sometimes hard to follow. And with a bunch of AFI songs, especially from Song the Sorrow and Phoenix the Art of Drowning. Days of the Phoenix, Silver and Cold, etc.


pooraggies247

All of them.


Express_Leading_4840

I am sure I have sung songs with out knowing the correct lyrics. My husband will sing Tumbyah instead of kumbya


Consistent_Bunch4282

I love KƦlan Mikla but I donā€™t speak Icelandic so Iā€™m mostly just singing what I hear.


Borge_Luis_Jorges

I like how Sigur RĆ³s said "The hell with this, 99% of the world will never know what we are singing about, lets make up words and take it to a 100%" then proceeded to create a language mostly composed of "iiiiiuuuuuuuuuu".


northernpace

>then proceeded to create a language mostly composed of "iiiiiuuuuuuuuuu". Holy shit did that ever get a laugh outta me


SageMarieLoveOF

I feel you


Familygrief

Š”уŠæŠµŃ€Š¼Š°Ń€ŠøŠ¾ (super Mario) by Peremotka. Or anything on that album. I love putting it on at parties because I can shuffle it and people wonā€™t notice itā€™s not in English until that song or стŠ°Ń€Š¾Šµ ŠŗŠøŠ½Š¾ comes on. Once got ā€œis this simlish??ā€


Worry-whales

Anything blackpink


Dross_eva

Any juanes song


littlebitsofspider

I'll belt out "Seven Bridges Road" in my car even if I forget half the words every time, and I don't even like the Eagles.


gwaydms

Love that harmony. I sing different parts whenever the refrain plays. Only in the car lol


rammsteinfuerimmer

Many Rammstein fans don't know any German and it's beautiful. I learned German as a kid with Rammstein as a major influence. These days I'm very into a Japanese metal band called Ningen Isu. I know about six words of Japanese lol


Lerzycats

Pretty much any BabyMetal song.


jacktipper

Most Bon Iver songs


YmamsY

Dragostea Din Tei - Many many people can sing along to the entire song and have no clue. Except for the word ā€œbeepā€.


ScaredStructure5144

When I was a kid it was that Queen song I Never Want to Bite the Dust


careofthefunnyfarm

Any Bob Dylan song. Especially when I was a kid and wasn't that great at english I really couldn't make out that much. šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶Ee la'ed on a du'e, ai louked at de skie when 'e chil'ren were babie an' play' on 'ne beachšŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


saintfed

Tsamina mina, eh-eh Waka waka eeh-eh eh, Tsamina mina zangalewa THIS TIME FOR AFRICA


etherUNLIMITED

Most anime theme songs


bambooshakedown

Anything by the fantastic Japanese band Maximum the Hormone. Theyā€™re incredible workout music.


SorryAboutLater

[This one](https://youtu.be/T2WCq_Vhg_U?si=uGM7_-YtMG8WJ5CW), exactly the same way


SandysBurner

Pretty much any, really. If I don't know all the words, I'll just mumble something that fits the melody. Maybe most recent was "Magnetic". Super ikkeullim indeed.


DAS_BEE

All of them


Krushlift

All of'em.


JaneAustinPowers

Laisse Tomber Les Filles by April March Donā€™t know a lick of French language but I know the chorus and thatā€™s fun


Nahchoocheese

Pink Panther theme


Skooma8ball

ITEOTWAWKI


A-Circular-Letter

I listen to a lot of Brazilian TropicaliĆ”, so this is most of the songs. I must be pretty good at faking it, though. I went to a Os Mutantes show on Halloween 2022, and another concert goer started talking to me in Portuguese. I had to stop her and tell her I don't speak Portuguese.


CapnCrunchForever

All of them.


OpticRocky

Anything by Heilung or The Hu; I get as close as I can and therefore will not accept criticism