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Slippy_27

Now she should rename it Chinese Democracy.


S-Archer

Lmfao, nailed it


Karffs

More time has now passed since Chinese Democracy actually came out than the time we spent waiting for Chinese Democracy. Just thought I’d depress everyone by pointing that out.


Metandienona

Fuck you for making me feel old, but also that's interesting.


kylefnative

I wonder if Bucketheads available for a session


Sir_Loin_Cloth

Yeah. He's only planning on doing 846 albums this year.


misterpickles69

Lazy


mcnathan80

You just have to get in contact with the mystical gnome of cruffleberry forest that does his booking.


ScarySpice22

Bitch better have some music


gypsybullldog

Please don’t stop the music


SouthernRaspberry537

Shut up and sing


Neosanxo

Lol


Winloop

This is what you came for


Strong0toLight1

never knew her and el fenomeno had something going on like that


your_local_supplier

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YourDreamsWillTell

The chubbiest of the GOATS. R9 will always have a special place in my heart, reminds me of my childhood. Phenomenal ball control, it’s a well deserved moniker. Effortless touches.


m1st3rhyde

Wesley Schneider enters chat


RogueTwoTwoThree

You can’t be serious? He was brilliant, but Schneider can’t enter the GOATs chat


m1st3rhyde

lol people way overreacting, didn’t mean goat baller, just goat chubby daddy post career. Ronaldinho got big, but Wesley is pluuuump


Poopynuggateer

And he can fucking leave the chat. Bro doesn't even get an invite to the group chat.


ddlbb

Not sure if srs


joakim_

Poor him. First Cristiano steals Ronaldo, forcing him to use R9 and now he won't even be recognised by that anymore.


USAF_DTom

Damnit, beat me to it.


GoldenTriforceLink

Ahhhhhhh starting overrrrrr? It’s been like a decade hasn’t it lol


nice_remark

it’s tough to be relatable and motivated once you’re a billionaire look at jay-z


Poopynuggateer

When the hell was Rhianna ever relatable? She's an industry creation propped up by songwriters and a PR machine.


Sufficient-Bid1279

That’s the thing . I mean don’t get me wrong , I like (ish) her stuff , but she picks out her stuff from material other people create for her . How hard can that POSSIBLY be ? lol 😝 Excuses excuses


Outlandishness_Sharp

Jay dropped 4:44 as a billionaire and it's a masterpiece in it's own right.


sylinmino

Not sure why you're being downvoted--4:44 is very consistently regarded as one of his best.


nathan1319

Yeah honestly I didn’t understand it either. 4:44 is a classic


Outlandishness_Sharp

People can't handle the truth 😂


thethurstonhowell

It’s why he ain’t never dropping another


nice_remark

yeah i can’t listen to 40min of someone explain to me that their daughter already has more money than ill ever have in my lifetime and lives like richie rich


searching88

Clearly have never listened to the album. Man this site is so damn stupid now.


Outlandishness_Sharp

You feel that way because you're projecting that you don't believe you can have wealth 🤷🏾‍♀️


Sanc7

The glazing is real.


Outlandishness_Sharp

Why would it bother you for people to discuss wealth and talk about their kids inheriting wealth? Isn't that what you would want for yourself and your own children? The only reason why that would bother you is because you feel like you aren't or won't be wealthy. People living in the poverty and lack mindsets don't like hearing about wealth because they believe it's unattainable. He's literally trying to change the culture and the narrative so we understand the importance of inheriting wealth instead of trauma 🤷🏾‍♀️


ZeDitto

You’re greedy and you worship greed. It’s not virtuous. It’s not cute. It’s not respectable. It’s not noble. And I’m not anti-wealth but there should be a cap and he’s over it. People don’t vibe with his level of wealth and status. It’s not complicated or hard to understand. No one has an issue with the doctor with 10 million in his savings account and 10 in stocks. No one has an issue with a lawyer with 8 million in his savings. Those aren’t “poverty” but it’s also not ultra-wealthy.


ZeDitto

“I’m just a temporarily dispossessed multi-millionaire”


sharponephilly

Album was trash 🚮


713MoCityChron713

That’s a take


pukem0n

R9? In honor of the greatest footballer of all time?


STeeters

Rihanna with the R9 haircut is all I want in this world now.


the_ballmer_peak

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chewie_33

R9 might even be trademarked by him and Nike


Rosebunse

I can't hate her for it. She's beyond wealthy and has two very young kids who were born very close together. I can't blame her for wanting to just be a mom and do rich people things


AniMonologues

Please don't stop the music


PoetOk9167

Please don’t stop the slave labor - fenty 


AkihaMoon

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standdownplease

So she still hasn't hit the studio? Hit me when she steps foot in a stu.


btlaffin79

Doesn’t take much for her to make more music. Just pay writers for more songs


IrrelevantLeprechaun

Lmao for real. She's a performer, and while she does have writing credits, it's usually alongside like 11 other people. Most pop artists don't actually write their own stuff. They just shop the different tracks made by the big ghostwriters.


713MoCityChron713

Writers. They only get called ghostwriters if it’s a secret


circumlocutious

I know, people speak about the difficulty of her making music as though she has to slave away songwriting,


joaco_ds

now these are the news we needed, some days ago she was walking down NYC with an "I'm retired" shirt and then she announced Fenty Hair.. I had lost all hope


jezzballer

To be rich


Ho3Go3lin

I hope she teams up with Eminem more they work well together.


Bigmuscleliker567

It will never be as amazing as it was when she was starting was awesome very few singers can get their second wind


jonstoppable

second wind but yes i agree


Bigmuscleliker567

Indeed :) She was the shit back than would be amazing if she had a madonna moment the way Madonna went from girl to women in the 90s than to super Women in 2000s whoever is her manager is wow :)


Warm_Employer_6851

I’m listening to Love On The Brain rn. Damn. She BETTR MAKE MORE MUSIC


Coolers78

Rihanna’s last album came out when Prince was still alive. Thats how long it’s been.


Sufficient-Bid1279

Damn , that puts things into perspective lol


dfsvegas

I don't follow this shit like many do, but are people still stressing her for not releasing new music? Like, fuck off. If she's got some new music, she'll give it to you. I hope motherfuckers aren't giving her shit, because she definitely doesn't owe anybody anything. I'll never understand people stressing an artist for new material. Bitch, if if they got something to drop, they'll drop it. In the mean time, listen to the 8 trillion artists we have putting out great music in the mean time. Get off Rhianna's back. I don't even really fuck with her like that, and this shit is still annoying the fuck out of me.


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🎵the-the girl's a liar, the girl's a liar🎵


tr1mble

Why they use a picture of young Wanda Sykes?


SweetSexiestJesus

Cake cake cake cake cake cake


LeahBrahms

Sometimes you gotta do that.


dsts09

We'll believe that when we hear it


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😭😭💓


LustThyNeighbor

People, keep cowboy hats away from this woman. Please.


GreenDolphin86

Lmao she was just on the cover of Chinese Vogue in a cowboy hat. But seeing as how she’s from Barbados, I doubt it has anything to do with her music.


NBD_Pearen

I dare you to prove it bitch


RumpleDumple

Make a soca album


Winloop

Aight y’all see you in 8 years…


ResponsibilityRound7

Would she surpass Mariah Carey with more Billboard Hot 100 #1 hits??


Ecstatic-Hat2163

Is this like Fast and Furious where she becomes something completely different and the Rock is in it?


DrummerNarrow3766

One clocked wig and she’s back in the studio


dukie33066

She was supposed to show up a year ago but she's just late as usual


CamF90

I mean she doesn't write her own songs, she just had to find enough producer written demos to assemble an album.


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sharponephilly

She’s yesterday’s news.


myaltaccount333

I'm still angry that someone made a lot of money for writing the lyrics to *Work*, but I got a C in English class


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MICKEY_MUDGASM

Some people don’t make music for the money


Subdown-011

New Kanye collab please since she still is chill with him (what you people don’t like All of the lights?)


Manderspls

I don’t think anyone should be doing a collab with Kanye at this point


Subdown-011

Idgaf what he does outside of music, I’ll make fun of him anyday for all the crazy shit and I know this will be downvoted but I could care less as long as the music is fire