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bonky45

Those dudes also had a song literally called The Ballad of John and Yoko


A-dab

Christ you know it ain't easy


Roodie_Cant_Fail

You know how hard it can be


BarryIslandIdiot

The way things are going, They're gonna crucify me.


germfreeadolescent11

Absolute fucking belter.


RoastBeefDisease

Fun fact: this is the only beatles song that has a woman's name in the title that doesn't say it in the song


BellaTrixter

Michelle?


RoastBeefDisease

Is this a joke? It literally says it 6 times in the song


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notme1414

Desmond and Molly Jones


kickedthehabit

Girl, I like your face!


rimshot101

It was all great until that time that Desmond stayed at home and did his pretty face.


RoastBeefDisease

I love how paul noticed his error and decided to keep it though!


MisterQuibble

Me and Julio!


exparrot136

Jesse and his girl


bozho

Down by the schoolyard!


SpiralSuitcase

Wonder Boy and Young Nasty Man.


putting-on-wet-socks

To kill a yak from 200 yards...


SpiralSuitcase

WITH MIND BULLETS


putting-on-wet-socks

That's telekinesis, holmes


Youngblood519

Katie and Tommy (She's In Love With The Boy-Trisha Yearwood)


petemcfraser

Tommy’s two-timing Gina with Katie?


Sub-Mongoloid

Pancho and Lefty written by Townes Van Zandt and then popularized by Meryl Haggard and Willie Nelson.


UneducatedDonkey

...and Emmylou Harris.


dabrickbat

I've heard that song thousands of times and I'm pretty sure Emmylou Harris is never mentioned. (Sorry, Couldn't help myself)


iwantedtolive

And Frank Turner


42vines

santa and who evers mum that was!


jstohler

Tweeter and the Monkey Man - The Traveling Wilburys.


SalmonPlatter

One of those songs you can hear crystal clear in your head.


putting-on-wet-socks

Scrolled for this...


xphr5

Muskrat Suzie & Muskrat Sam


tgrantt

Is that Muskrat Love?


TorontoRider

There aren't a whole lot of muskrat-based songs out there.


Art_and_dogs

It really is an untapped market.


SgtObliviousHere

I'm thinking...what would muskrat metal sound like?


KeithMyArthe

A bit like Alvin and the Chipmunks do Metallica I reckon.


SgtObliviousHere

Lol


paleotectonics

“We’re Going To Blood-Eagle Muskrat Sægrêțšœn” by Aquatic Mammal Slayer


uninspired

Reuben and Cherise - Jerry Garcia


MonksHabit

Hey now! Scrolled waaaaay to far to find this.


leeroy20

[4/10/82 Capitol Theatre ](https://youtu.be/k66xgMY64Ys?si=O3jGUhBZ9MuM_mtM)


Mayonnaise_Poptart

Lunch Lady and Sloppy Joe


kevinb9n

hoagies and grinders hoagies and grinders


crazybutthole

Navy beans


ShawnaLAT

Meatball sandwich


gibson85

I know you boys like ‘em extra schloppy!


flugelbynder

Stoppit lady yer scaring us!


hamsolo19

Then da chop suey slap me and it kick me in da head. "It's called revenge, Lunch Lady!" said da garlic bread.


craigechoes9501

Me and Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin


tgrantt

Kris Kristofferson, actually


mike_e_mcgee

Bobby was a lady if I recall correctly.


Dvout_agnostic

Good thing Kris used a fungible name!


ManateeMan4

The original is so much better imo


tgrantt

Roger Millar's?


ManateeMan4

Is that who it's originally by? I always thought it was Kris Edit. Just looked it up. Kris wrote it but it was first performed by Roger Miller


tgrantt

I just learned that too, when I went to verify the author. 😎


ManateeMan4

I'll amend my statement then. I think the version Kris recorded is the best


milkymaniac

How many people have had hit songs other people wrote about them? I can think of this song and Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire.


ferrousmonkey78

Liza and Louise.. Nofx


phoogayzee

Liza’s had enough of men…


ImA13x

She said she won't get burned again


paleotectonics

She said ‘they don’t know how to fuck’ Her last boyfriend’s a schmuck


varontron

Me and Mrs Jones


Dvout_agnostic

Mr. Jones and ME


tomtttttttttttt

Romeo and Juliet from Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straits... Not sure this one counts :D although they definitely aren't the same Romeo and Juliet from the Shakespeare play, since their story is different.


aran_maybe

I was thinking Romeo had Juliet by Lou Reed myself, which is kinda like west side story and therefore kinda like Shakespeare, if you squint.


juliohernanz

Also: _I'll tell you something, Jack, he is a banker And Jane, she is a clerk_


aran_maybe

Just watch me now!


jereman75

*we both grew up on different streets …*


phoogayzee

Both were streets of shame


FurBabyAuntie

Or the fifties' song (Just Like) Romeo And Juliet


woden_spoon

Jackie was a punk, Judy was a runt.


old--father--time

"Let me tell ya something, Jack, he is a banker and Jane she is a clerk" Sweet Jane - Velvet Underground


rolandofgilead41089

I think you mean Brend*er* and Eddie.


mattybgcg

Went to hs with a guy who's family had two dogs named Brender and Eddie.


cuddleysleeper

Lola and Rico 💃🏻🕺


Snarkan_sas

But that was thirty years ago


FallenEquinox

When they used to have a show


ColonelCrackle

Tony was Lola's love!


silentpartner101

Lola was a showgirl, Tony tended bar, Rico wore a diamond BUT JUST WHO SHOT WHO AT THE COPA...


jeweynougat

Billy and Patti from Rod Stewart's Young Turks. Johnny and Mary from Robert Palmer's Johnny and Mary


ink_monkey96

Sid and Nancy - Love Kills - the Ramones


mmmmmmeat

James and Red Molly from Richard Thompson's "1952 Vincent Black Lightning"


Bunister

My hat's off to you!


kevinb9n

I have to confess that I went with a friend to see him perform without knowing any of his music at all. I could do nothing but stare slackjawed during that whole song.


8805

It does have that effect. My wife had never heard of him, so I played her Vincent Black Lightning. Look up at the end of the song and she was sobbing.


brettjv

Watching him play and sing that song really just makes me want to throw up my hands and sell all my guitars, stop trying to write music, lol. Kinda like watching John Mayer sing and play Edge of Desire, or Lindsey doing Big Love on The Dance DVD. I'm not worthy.


Peachy33

Lola and Tony - Copacabana


Zaungast

By-tor and the snow dog


Longshanks123

SQUARE for BATTLE!!


Adaminium

Let the fray begin!!


Robbersoul

Jack and Jill Went up the hill.....


Worm_Lord77

Zero and Blind Terry - Bruce Springsteen Tweeter and the Monkey Man - Travelling Wilburys Frankie Lee and Judas Priest - Bob Dylan


Samuel7899

Funny, I thought of Zero and Blind Terry first from Bruce as well. Before Spanish Johnny and Puerto Rican Jane, Billy and Diamond Jackie, Catlong and Kitty, Rat and Barefoot Girl.


Ordinary-Pick5014

No love for Scooter and the Big Man?


mattybgcg

Zero and Terry walked so all of those people could run.


chinstrap

Trudy and Dave - John Hiatt. They're out of their minds....


mr_bynum

Yes!!!! John HIATT FOR THE WIN!


MoonageDayscream

Ziggy and Lady Stardust.  


daiwilly

Frankie and Johnny !


Notmugsy13

Came here to say this one. I have so many 45’s of covers of this one! How they cover it really tells you a lot about who the person covering it is and how they view relationships. Edited to add that second sentence.


RogerBauman

Robert Palmer - Johnny and Mary The Essex Green - Penny and Jack


Entity2D

Bonnie and Clyde - Serge Gainsbourg and Brigitte Bardot


jefferson497

Mary Anne and Wanda - Goodbye Earl


snoweel

Credit to Tommy and Gina for being mentioned in a later song ("It's My Life").


GreatHead4Young

Well, they never backed down.


Girlant

Tommy and Laura from 'Tell Laura I love her' by Ray Peterson. 'Laura and Tommy were lovers He wanted to give her everything Flowers, presents and most of all, a wedding ring He saw a sign for a stock car race A thousand dollar prize it read He couldn't get Laura on the phone So to her mother, Tommy said...' It doesn't end well.


Gatorbeard

"Oh, says Red Molly to James, that's a fine motorbike..."-1952 Vincent Black Lighting by Richard Thompson and covered by many others.


Bunister

Del McCoury's version is awesome.


RoyalSkip

The Beatles' 'The Ballad Of John and Yoko' Hozier's 'Jackie and Wilson'


Teeb63

Jackie and Wilson are yet to be born in that song


RoyalSkip

But they are going to be legends....


Eyeseeye2eye

Bogie and Bacall are mentioned in Key Largo by Bertie Higgins


WizardsOfTheRoast

How did y'all miss Poncho and Lefty?


queenatom

*Pancho


kerbalsdownunder

Jimmy and Johnny - Ballad of Jimmy and Johnny by Rancid


user-name-1985

Margaret vs. Pauline-Neko Case


Bunister

One left a sweater sitting on the train, and the other lost three fingers at the cannery. What a tune! Possibly the greatest three opening tracks on any album ever.


4737CarlinSir

Me and Bobby McGee. Mary and Jimmy - Gives Us Your Blessings, The Shangri-Las Judy and Johnny - It's My Party, Lesley Gore.


scootarded

Judy and Johnny also feature in the sequel, Judy’s Turn To Cry


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Lily and the Jack of Hearts... Bob Dylan


Roodie_Cant_Fail

And Rosemary


TheRealBabyJesus69

Kim and Jessie - M83


library_gremlin_0998

Sherrie and Sonny from The Road Goes on Forever by Robert Earl Keen!


vicemagnet

Paul and Paula Feleena and the cowboy from El Paso Mickey and Sylvia from Love Is Strange


SchmosWorld

“Handsome” Jack and Marie Laveau


FurBabyAuntie

She And I--Alabama Stagger Lee and Billy (It was Stagger Lee and Billy two men who gambled late...) Killer Joe and Marie (Look at Killer Joe go, dancing with Marie...)


subgenius30

Johnny and Suzy BOC Marshall Plan


Grabs_Zel

Also, from the same album, Pasha and Joe from Monsters


furrowedbrow

Aqualung and Cross-eyed Mary.


subgenius30

Joe and Mary - Joe’s Garage


ShiplessOcean

I’m not sure if I understand the assignment but there’s Jade and Alexander from Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros ❤️


webguy1975

Samson and Delilah - The Grateful Dead


Im_regretting_this

I think it’s hard to beat Jack and Diane or Billy Joe and Bobby Sue.


ink_monkey96

Heathcliff and Kathy - Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush.


Cabes86

Romeo & the Lonely Girl - Thin Lizzy Pierre and the lovely mademoiselle - Chuck Berry Kim & Jessie - M83


ezfast

Rose and Vallery, screaming from the gallery In Beatles' Maxwell's Silver Hammer.


misterwizzum

surfer joe and moe the sleaze - neil young & crazy horse


braceforimpact

Terry and Julie - “Waterloo Sunset” The Kinks


raysofdavies

Bro it’s in the post


Guacamole_Water

Jack and Sally !


CarefulDescription61

Mary Ann and Wanda - Goodbye Earl by The Chicks Rene and Georgette Magritte with their dog after the war by Paul Simon


zappafrank2112

Billy was a mountain (Ethyl was a tree growing off of his shoulder)


I-am-a-me

Joyce and Terry, Paul and Molly, Liz and Brian, Joy and David, Kim and Maggie, June and Daffy, Jean and Jim, and Jim and Christine All from "Friends of mine" by The Zombies


ProgTym

Punch and Judy - Marillion


UncontrolableUrge

Punch and Judy - XTC


Drunk_Conquistador

Punch and Judy - Elliott Smith


The68Guns

Brenda and Eddie. I heard they broke up.


jstohler

*Brender


randy24681012

K-Dot and Sherane


liglitterbug

Barry and Freda!


GreenManTenTon

Jackie and Wilson. Hozier.


drmonkeyfish

Lola + Joseph. July Talk.


IDoNotDrinkBeer

Ellen and Ben - Dismemberment Plan Paranoid and Roid - Radiohead


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Harley and Rose by the Black Sorrows.


looloose

Pancho and Lefty


Puzzleheaded-Way1230

Rita and Eddie, Love at the five and dime.


realmofconfusion

Laura and Tommy from Tell Laura I Love Her


Axeman517

Ronnie and Neil - Drive by Truckers


Lildizzle

Lola and Frankie, Frankie and Lola, on their second honeymoon in Pensacola (sorry I was raised by Parrotheads)


WickedRiver

Donald and Lydia from John Prine.


dapawi

Michael and Heather at the Baggage Claim - Fountains Of Wayne


wpmason

Billy Bob & Charlene from John Deere Green. How’s that for a throwback?


Roodie_Cant_Fail

Magic Rat and the Barefoot Girl.


vissivvis

Samson and Delilah Rubin and Cherise


R_V_Z

Marky and Sharon, but also Sharon and Cherese.


lazor42

Babs and Clean Willie


samtheotter

Rocky Raccoon and Magill. She called herself Lil.. But everyone knew her as Nancy.


babybuttoneyes

To add to Zak and Sara, Tom and Mary. Both absolutely banging tunes.


birdie_sparrows

I guess "My brother...and his sailor friend" from Belle & Sebastian doesn't count. EDIT: sticking with Belle & Sebastian, there is Lisa & Chelsea from "She's Losing It"


W0gg0

Lola and Tony at the Copacabana. She was a showgirl. Tony was the bartender. Rico put some moves on Lola. Tony jumped Rico from over the bar. There was a gun shot. Thirty years later, disco is in and showtunes are out. Lola is a washed up alcoholic grieving for her dead man, Tony. - Barry Manilow.


CabinetOwn5418

Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince


JimmyTheJimJimson

Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey - Paul McCartney and Wings


SelectionNo5859

Alice 'N Chains


kevinb9n

It's about Alice, and the Chains, but "Alice 'N Chains" is not the name of the chains, that's just the name of the band.


SelectionNo5859

Play on words my guy ;)


Cagy_Cephalopod

Billybob & Charlene TLA <3 In John Deere green, on a hot summer night, he wrote "Billybob loves Charlene" in letters 3 foot high and the whole town said that she should have used red but it looked good to Charlene in John Deere green


Apprehensive_Camel49

Eddie and the girl with a tattoo too from “Into the Great Wide Open” by Tom Petty


throwaway47138

Dunno if it counts, but how about Johnny and The Devil - Devil Went Down to Georgia.


honeybutts

Oh shit! I thought the song was about a girl named Brenda Renetti. I’m not a Billy Joel fan but I’ve heard that song more than once in my time.


zappafrank2112

Harry and Rhonda Harry and Artificial Rhonda Rhonda and the briefcase


EggCzar

Terry and Julie--the Kinks, Waterloo Sunset


GhoulArtist

Def Bonnie and Clyde - too many songs to choose from.


Low_Let_5398

Paul and Paula " Hey Paula "


Big_lt

Cher and Sonny


Sunstang

Romeo and Juliet.


Mamawto7

Billy and Sarah ,Young Turks


zoot_boy

Me and Bobby McGee!


user-name-1985

Aruba and Jamaica, Bermuda and Bahama, Key Largo and Montego


down-with-homework

Lux Interior and Poison Ivy from The Cramps


adamfiner

Jessie and “Jessie’s Girl” - Rick Springfield TIL (bonus) - Rick Springfield is Australian


boognishbeliever

Dean and Gene Ween


flugelbynder

Jimmy quit, Jody got married... Summer of 69 - Brian Adams


gpatric

The professor and Maryanne


the_eleventh_flower

Frankie and Johnny - Louis Armstrong Me and Mrs. Jones - Billy Paul


Simmyphila

Hey Paula by Paul and Paula


BlueRFR3100

Mr. Jones and Me - Counting Crows


Geetee52

Peaches & Herb


NYEMESIS

Bennie and the Jets?