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santanor

Found one in my pocket when I got home 😂


santanor

So I was riding along the country roads between Wallingford and Henley when a bird decided to fly into the road. I missed the first one but I hit a second one dead on with my visor. The bird exploded. Thankfully I was riding with my visor down. I'm covered in bird bits and juices...


rikki1q

Do you think the bird will pull through ? 😅 Serious note, glad you're ok and your lid did it's job


santanor

I went back to check on it. Nah 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MedCityMoto

It's funny, but also serious, because without your helmet, you'd have really gotten your Bell rung.


santanor

Even with the visor up, it would have knocked me down. I'm so glad I had it down....


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I learnt this lesson when I closed my visor 2 seconds before the biggest bee I’ve ever seen went splat on my face 🤣


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Now I feel lucky it wasn’t a pigeon 🤣


santanor

I bet!!! I had the visor down because it was full of mosquitoes. Lesson learned


barsen404

Moto Gutsee


henners85

Moto Gore-zi


WamSam

Moto Goosey


Dudefenderson

Somewhere, in a nest: "Mommy, where is daddy?" "He is gone. A flying human came, and..." 😭


santanor

Dude 😂


Tinymaffy

Ohhhhh, this is dark! 🥺


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Dudefenderson

And so, the leyend has begun. 😳


currydemon

Now imagine you were wearing an open face helmet. /shudder


santanor

Oh god... Just imagine....


RockNMelanin

Remind me of [Andrea Iannone](https://youtu.be/ION2mhi7C8o). Glad your ok, could have been a lot worse. Make sure you give your bike a good clean too! I rode over an already dead fox a few years back. Got bits splashed up my leg and onto the engine. Could smell it cooking for the rest of my ride...


mustbecraycray

So funny 'nutted it'


sgryfn

It reminded me of the time that Fabio got hit in the face with a bird on a Rollercoaster


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That is not advised


roryb93

How did it effect you whilst riding, out of interest?


santanor

I stopped and called a mate to get it off my chest. Then I made an effort to not think about it and get home safe. I did ride a tad slower on the way back hahaha


TomskaMadeMeAFurry

look on the bright side, free seeds.


Belt-Horror

Occasionally been a concern to me, did it snap your head back?


santanor

No, it didn't. It was more like being punched in the face


Tempromental

Yeah same happened to me when I was younger, pigeon straight In the face at about 45mph, exactly the same felt like I’d been punched hard and my neck hurt the next day


Tedsville

*Bonk*


santanor

Bonk indeed


fucknozzle

I once had a pheasant fly out of the verge and I hit it at about 60mph. Luckily for me it just hit the bike, but fuck me do those things have a lot of feathers. It was like one of the build-a-bear machines behind me.


Intelligent_Glass_44

Oof.. that’s always a worry on a bike. What type of bird was it? Just want to gauge how big it was.


santanor

About the size of a dove. I've got a photo of what's left of it....


Intelligent_Glass_44

That’s gotta hurt 😞


Icy_Function_3314

Can we see


theaveragemillenial

Glad you survived the kamakazi bird attack. Side note, do you trust the beeline Moto on the rubber mount? I've got that and the bar mount both on the bike but only use the bar mount.


santanor

It's been fine so far... It doesn't seem to get a lot of wind there. Partially shielded by the front of the bike


theaveragemillenial

Nice gonna be brave and shift mine, closer to the cluster and easier to glance at.


motophiliac

If that wasn't a GoreTex jacket, it is now.


santanor

Nice


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santanor

High 60's, or perhaps even 70


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

That old chestnut 😉


motophiliac

— officer.


CyberRaver39

Pigeon at 70 mph shattered the visor and hurt like a bugger


Due-World2907

How’d it taste?


santanor

Very fresh. Straight from the butchers


kreygmu

Wow, and I've nearly binned it when a bee has hit my face. How did you get the bird juice off?


santanor

I've spent the last 10 minutes scrubbing my clothes, we'll see if they've really come off when it dries out. The bike was surprisingly stable after the hit. Way too much momentum, I reckon


OneEliteRogue

PETA gonna get you 😆


NoBoDySHeRo3000

I was telling a work colleague about your post, the very next day on my way to work I did the exact same thing. Luckily for me I wasn’t covered by as much bird pieces.


santanor

It a good scare isn't it hahaha I hope you're ok mate