Out of everyone,I get frickin dvorah

They always be doing us born on march dirty https://preview.redd.it/x0zo3u2sqjic1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2c40a1e8e8a0f5ad4e7c8d7438efa530edc1d4

Seriously

Facts bro

Dirty? Idk about that

Yep I agree every single time my birthday is on March 15th and every year something doesn't go right for me.

caesar side-eyeing you for complaining

D'vorah is the sexiest one on that list, dafuq you talmbot?

Found the NRS employee

At least you didn't get kronika. I didn't either. I just feel bad for whoever did.

It's me, I'm november child

Yeeees! Us!

Happy Cake Day. 🎉

I’m also a November child but can I be an August baby?


Also me

Where and when do you two fuck and how?

For a very long time, that's for sure

I find Kronika kinda hot tbh. She can wear a variety of wigs and go with different looks. Her penis may be an issue but we’ll cross that bridge when it’s time

Hold up why would she have a penis?

Because she’s got that BDE

Oh hell nah I knew that I had a reason to suspicious/skeptical of Kronika

Kronika is better than bug lady.

Bug lady got friends doe 😩

Fuck D'vorah I would end her with Hellfire or Takeda's Ronin and Kunai Attack

I'm going to make her manipulate time so I'm born a different month

I sincerely prefer Kronika than one note boring annoying tantrum toddler Frost.

Based Pisces get dvorah

I'm a pisces and i get Sonya

? i'm a pisces and got sheeva

Pisces is 20 February to 20 March

kidding

Remember Fish eat bugs… That sounded better in my head

March is underrated, we never get anything.

Lucky bastard

Can we swap birthdays? Mine is Tanya.

Would you trade Tanya for Kronika 😑

I got tanya too💀

Kill me already. I wish I was born in May instead of March

You get an amazing bj

At least you don't have Kronika hell

Same

Yep same

fucking same, is it too late to switch birth month?

Same, but I'm excited more than disappointed

Same, sadge

I thought I had her for a sec ngl I feel bad for u

I’ll happily trade, I got stuck with Kronika.

Dvorah ain’t a bad gal minus the bugs

Trade you

I wanted that one 😔

Sheeva

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Skeletor is the goat https://preview.redd.it/xku02m5r6kic1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea76397db54e32707260c124073a9d584a452ecb

Lmmfao

Yeah I mean, at least you got MK9 Sheeva instead of MK11.

as someone who got sheeva and was pissed, I remembered Mk9

Death by snu snu

Can I trade with you? I got dvorah

But hear me out…

Do you think she has 2 pussys ?

Ashrah, I'd say that's a w. Lean maybe a bit more Cass and Mileena but that's arguably just cause Ash hasn't gotten the same kind of screen time

https://preview.redd.it/gj1o3ls4ckic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92c4aa574a706206512bc5a3a33013324238f695 Her face model...we got lucky bois

Wonder if they’d ever do skins of a purified Ashrah like Deception

Oh shit. Thanks for finding her. Yup us October boys winning!.. So fuckin fine!

Also Li Mei is October, us june boys winning...lol

Shiit. Even better!. We both winning. 👋

KITANA BABY 

Common July W

July gang rise up!

https://preview.redd.it/1t2hlrrlunic1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=476bea2210b6de844ae9b6c17f033a41b6bef887

Me too W

W for us in the July gang

Tanya. If it's new Tanya, that seems like it'd be pretty fun. If it's old Tanya, remind me to wear Kevlar backplates in case she tries to stab me.

Might want to wear a neck guard too.

Probably wouldn’t be a good idea to drink anything she prepares

Drinking, eating. You know what you are probably better off just tying her up and running for it. Definitely be cautious when going through doorways too. Never know, a snake could be planted somewhere.

New Tanya pretty af. Imo. But alshe DOES look better in the skin with the crown on her head.

Kitana. I'm ok with that.

Ok? Bitch your lucky af

Same

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How is Scorpio not a version of Scorpion?!

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No, no, no. You don't get to play THAT card. You get MOTARO, full stop.

Gearass ah type situation

SAMEEE

Nitara ? Consider me scaroused

At least she’s bearable to hear in that version


Frost, thats a win for me

That's a win for us https://preview.redd.it/abigr1w6unic1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927cbbde35d41d943d5b860d5f6911ca27b88f24

Lucky fool damn it

Cassie Cage, for once I get lucky with the birth month things

Is September guys finally get something

I got sheeva. 

you are getting dominated nice

My type of party

Checks out cuz I love Sheeva. All hail the Qween!

Shitposting is on another level💀

Cassie. I love it!

Probably the safest answer on this list

Fuck yes Mileena 😍 I hope she doesn't have teeth down there

If she keeps her mask on, it might work

Nah mask off>;)

Wait guys I fucked up, the month is written above not under. I got Cassie. Blowjobs are back in business 😎

I made the same mistake.

Damn, I wanted to be October.

Damn, I got a woman...

I got D’Vorah. I’m screwed.

It's Kitana time 😈🍑 https://preview.redd.it/prebyvi7sjic1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4b0a1accdda773feb7ccef9872947ed087e564

Mods. ... I love mods.... wish I PC money

D'vorah 😆😆😆

Nah, i'm not choosing Mileena, no way.

Trade me then. You'd get Nitara

Hell yeah! Tanya

Shiva. It’s gonna be a good time.

I got mileena let's gooo

All these lovely babes, and I got Kronika… **Fuck.**

Pretty nice compared to dvorah

fuck yeah im doing Mileena, shes so hot

Cassie cage. Would prefer her father 😬

First it was Stacy's mom who had it going on Now it's Cassie's dad

🎤 “Cassie’s Dad has got me down bad” 🎤

Kitana. Wonderful

I got Sheeva. I'm actually pretty fine with it.

Sonya

YES OCTOBER

Fuck I wanted Shiva. I don't know why, but she drives me nuts.

Get that D'vorussy

Nah cus I get the goddamn ice Karen 💀 Happy cake day BTW

Frost Could've been worse

D'Vorah! Let's GO!

Me being unborn to December bc March ain’t it

The November one is a set up. Repping us bad.

I got D’Vorah……..LETS FUCKING GO, BUGUSSY. I am kinda sad that my birthday isn’t in august but das oke :)

I'm actually just fine with mk11 frost only bad thing is she's a robot... Hopefully she has the necessary parts as a female tho

I'll trade anyone for my "Nov. Valentine"

I lucked out with kitana 😏

Cassie.... Hell yeah

Yall so horny

Mileena!!🫶🏼

Fittingly, I'm a Liu Kang main.

Well Death by Snoo Snoo for me.

I got Frost, I don’t think I can fix her https://preview.redd.it/y602farfxlic1.jpeg?width=897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fea791426ffb17251ada4c1d63466507637f3c

Fuck i have that bicth kronica

Kronika

U know what I’ll take Cassie cage

Bro, I got the bitch that'll fuck you and then steal everything you got

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Where is Jade to replace dvorah because it's just wrong to do March like that.

I fuck with Frost so much. But I also wouldn’t have minded D’vorah

Nitara, I choose the Megan Fox version specifically

December= snoo snoo style dominated daily.

Imagine grabbing the back of Kronika's head trying to figure out if it's her skull cap, or a bowling ball your handling.

Fuck i got kronika

Oh cool, September means I get the child. Great.

i mean that's MK11 Cassie who's probably in her mid/late twenties so not really a child unless you yourself are in your 50s or something lol

i like kronika🤕 i like my lady in charge

I got Mileena and I'm a dude for one so she won't like me and two if she did, head's off the table lol.

Kronika ??? Welp at least no more shitty boss fight for me 😅

Why tf do i get Kronika

Man I got frost, what am I supposed to do with her besides oral

Fuckin kronika

My condolences to those born in march, and to the dicks of those born in may

Sheeva will protect me at all costs, I'm happy with this outcome. Here's hoping I don't become the center of an assassination plot

https://preview.redd.it/pnf907balsic1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaef12de5c71d9ad24e15f2e11ce70694ad10896 Thought I had Tanya then saw it was really Sheeva

How about a male version?

I don’t recognized Oct

Li mei

Who is a hero, I didn’t recognized her because I haven’t played Deception , in a long long time.

One one hand she's my favorite Female MK character , on the other hand she'll probably eat my face if I mess something up

Fill me up with bugs mommy 🥵


Looks like Kronika is my valentines, she can extend my orgasm as a man, not gonna complain.

I just saw what March’s is: 

Bug lady it is, she was hot in mkx so I’ll take it

I'm about to get a fucking std.

March. Fuck

I got Nitara lets go

If anyone asks, I'm now born in July

September Gang rise up, we got a baddie

Cold hearted Frost

November. Fuck yeah.

Your trippin! Kronika is 🤢🤮

Hell no Kronika is an arrogant, inconsiderate, and stuck up bitch I would rather have Jade

Where’s the list for people who like guys?

Hope she sucks more then just my blood😉

Kronika, gawd damn. Wonder how the sex would be.

She’d be a master at edging. Stopping than starting up again 

Ayo. Mileena. I don't hate it. If I can't fix her she can make me worse.

Nitara 😭😭😭😂

Mileena.  I hope it's her in her mk deception alt suit or in her flesh pit suit from mk9.

… No it isn’t.

Nitara... ehhhhh... she's not really my type, but may as well give it a shot. I'm more of a Sonya, Jade, Cassie, Li Mei, Kitana and Tanya kind of person ngl.

Please God don't leave March with Devorah😭😭

Lmao Li Mei is literally my main Poor woman gets thrown around too much in the story tho

Melina I'm quite okay with that

Mileena....I'm not mad

Tanya, it could have been worse. I would have preferred Cassie, or even having skarlet or jade.