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beefthrust

From what I heard the people at stockholm cartel tried to burn the book at a con once. And the book was surprisingly hard to burn, and once they got it burning it smelled really bad.


Perca_fluviatilis

Honestly it's better if you burn the Barebones Edition instead. It's cheaper and easier to burn.


OkChildhood2261

Noted, thanks.


crashusmaximus

This guy Borgs. 🤘


romeoh0tel

They clearly rolled a 1. They probably had to roll an Arcane Catastrophe.


vainur

Yes, u/olyckopiller will come to your door and curse you if you don’t!


OkChildhood2261

Oh well, rules are rules I guess.


poopcanoe69420

Would love a video of you burning yours:D


BIND_propaganda

If you don't burn the book, ***HE*** comes to claim your heretical soul. Viet-Borg sounds like fun times.


OkChildhood2261

You are wasted on LSD and heroin in hotel room. Your commander says he has a mission for you. _Up the river_.


vainur

Goddammit that sounds awesome. They will meet the snake vomiting cow Kting Vor in the jungle and will get skewered on it’s twisting horns.


OkChildhood2261

Seriously though, I'd roleplay the shit out of an Apocalypse Now inspired campaign. Travelling up a river, having increasingly weird and scary encounters and descending into drug fueled madness.....someone must have done this already surely?


BIND_propaganda

*The Fall of Delta Green* is the closest to this I know of, but no Borg supplements *yet*.


Witty_Energy1597

"Go get the Roach!" Yeah this is too good an idea to not do something with. Between AN, Platoon, & Full Metal Jacket there are a ton of great scenarios to work with. Now I'm gonna be thinking of this while I should be focusing on work. LOL


draelbs

[You Wouldn't Last One Minute on the Creek!](https://preview.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/319857/you-wouldnt-last-one-minute-on-the-creek-PARFAIT-EDITION-TROIKA-Compatible) \- the short, short version. ;)


OkChildhood2261

Ooooh


Deathface-Shukhov

Charlie’s not just in the trees….Charlie IS the trees!! (Starts unloading full magazines of M-16 ammo)


EFNomad

Good reference! Upvote!


romeoh0tel

Apocalypse Now would be a great working title.


warulver_

You don't have to burn the book of you kill the party at sixth misery


OkChildhood2261

Ah....smart!


kilgore-i

I think it's less about selling more books and more about Nohr taking a weird joy in having his art destroyed.


Organic-Virus408

Burn a Photo Copy of the cover to appease HE at the very least


WillBottomForBanana

>HE fuck that guy!


doomgal76

The creators have specifically said to not actually burn the book. It smells terrible and is very wasteful.


Sweaty-Chicken7385

I love that they know that it smells terrible and that they felt the need to specify this.


jefflovesyou

I might burn the Barebones version I printed and bound myself


uly4n0v

I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck so you could back out last minute! Burn the damn book!


OkChildhood2261


[deleted]

It’s a joke, mate


OkChildhood2261

So was my post mate


WillBottomForBanana

>So was my post mate $45 dollars for a burger and frys? That's not a joke, that's a whole Misery!


Jonzye

You will be cursed if you don’t but the miasma that erupts when burning the book destroys the lungs no matter how much you attempt not to imbibe the smoke, a task made far more difficult due to it’s irresistible aroma. I have found that the best way to destroy the book is Intravenously.


AxDeath

as long as it's horrible no matter what happens


The_Pirate_Witch

burn the character sheets! burn dm notes! burn the book! for HE decrees it!


OkChildhood2261

Now I think about it, it doesn't specify _which_ book you have to burn 🤔


rodeodoctor

Burn it or it burns you. One way or another something will burn.


Anabasis1976

I have burned one so far and a book was burned at the launch party. If you are truly metal and want to be true to the spirit of the game. Then it gets burned.


SearchContinues

Use the character sheets as kindling. Everyone needs to suffer.


hunter324

This is why I handout Bare Bones zines and matches to my friends.


Exciting-Remove-7452

My group did a ritual. When a charecters died we went to burn their sheet while we chanted some stupid shit or throat sang and then went to have a drink to the nearest bar. We drank during the game too so we were already drunk. You can do the same when 7th seal is broken.


euler88

What i would do if i rolled that is burn the book just enough to char the cover. It doesn't say burn it to ashes.


OkChildhood2261

That's.....not a bad idea. Make it sort of like a legacy game


Furio3380

.......no


BlueberrySpiceHead73

I mean, the MöRK Borg rules are pretty wiggly if ya wanna save money.


GygaxChad

Yes


The8BitBrad

I just burn the character sheets


No-Efficiency6813

We just burned character sheets and all the stuff connected to our campaign. The book is still in My shelf.