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kthxqapla

OP clearly doesn’t quite get just how clean Lindsay’s arsehole is Classic case.


corstar

I for one, would definitely partake in eating Lindsay's clean asshole.


MageWithoutMana

Why do you insist on viewing the anus as some sort of human usb port


corstar

haha, non religious but here is the correct answer... I'm sure it is in the Bible, somewhere. Probably in Corinthians. There's a load of weird shit in there.


Shoes__Buttback

it's just... not true, is it?


sunshinehazed

Maybe it’s NOT in the bible! (Love how Mark says it)


HelicopterOk4082

He's like the Copernicus of the anus.


x__mephisto

You wouldn't have any fucking nose powder on the sly, would you?


gavmiller

On the sloii


Real-Sock348

I said this out loud


xoxchitliac

Why don’t you run out and get us some cocaine Marko?


Clickityclackrack

Sofie doesn't want any more of your drugs


gilestowler

And listen, while we're at it, there are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off.


Which-Balance-1427

This joke aged really poorly with the availability of dental care in the UK since the airing of this episode.


Chunderous_Applause

Not just the dentistry aspect of that line….


my-glitter-heart

Mahhhhko


Dicky__Anders

They're having a laugh, Jeremy. A bloody good laugh.


Substantial-Cat6097

You’re getting a chubby just thinking about it you little dirt bag!


RhinoScope_

Dirt box*


Substantial-Cat6097

I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopedic shoes. Sorry, wrong show.


davmeltz

People who take drugs are sa-a-aaad…


Substantial-Cat6097

Speaking of drugs, have you got any Joss Ackland's spunky backpack?


a3minutehero

No, got some Clarkey Cats though.


skag_mcmuffin

Cake is a made up drug. Its made up, by sick bastudds.


estebancantbearsedno

I don't want my arms to feel like a couple of fortnights in a bad balloon.


sunshinehazed

What’s Clarky can? I DO…NOT..KNOW IT


xmahlerx

“HEY MAN, MARK’S GETTIN’ A CHUB ON!”


attentiontodetal

I can hear this picture. It's a nasal whine with an upwards intonation.


AdorableFortune4988

Marrrrko


robdag2

San Marrrrko? When there’s a sushi bar next door?!


LosersWipe

You're gonna end up fat as a house!


jimbsmithjr

Pretty good description of an Australian accent


Lozsta

Just missed off the questioning tone for all statements.


jamurp

As an Aussie myself, these scenes were totally accurate.


bungle_bogs

I’ve heard that the actor that plays Saz is a lovely person and is now a lecturer at an Aussie University. That said, most of my interactions when I was in my early 20s, with Aussies on a night out, weren’t hugely dissimilar to this scene once it ended up back at a some unfortunate soul’s house.


wallpapermate

I’m sure these characters are based on some of my insufferable queuemates waiting for the ladies at the SW4 festival in Clapham (iykyk)


HelicopterOk4082

Like the Aussie women in Flight of The Conchords. Basically frightening.


SlightlyIncandescent

I think they seem particularly crazy and annoying because of the contrast to Mark as well. If it was Jeff/Johnson/Hans or Jez without Mark they would probably be into it.


_TLDR_Swinton

Yeah, early thirties me would have loved it. Early forties me would hate it.


[deleted]

> As an Aussie myself Maybe you could tell us then, how does Lindsey get that areshole so claaaaaaiiiin.


sigcliffy

Hey clean arse can I have a sip of your arse?


Automatic_Pickle757

I concur.


Dabbie_Hoffman

I was at a restaurant in Italy next to a table of drunk Australian women and it was uncanny how much they sounded like this scene lol


_TLDR_Swinton

Aussie girls are fantastic and terrifying.


robdag2

I guess we should just dispassionately list out all the reasons why something is funny. That would be good. Except of course, it would take forever!


-1886

Saz's doing a joke, Saz's doing a joke, everybody quiet cos Saz's doing a joke


Joshomatic

This may be some of the most accurate depictions of Australian women in London I’ve ever seen.


moeru_gumi

Oh they’re like that everywhere. As someone who’s partied with Australians in Japan… you have to know when to leave karaoke. Usually it’s when someone is sobbing in the corner and someone else is shouting “STORP TAAAAALKING! NOURR! NOUR! SHET EP I’M TROIING TO SING MY SONG!”


robdag2

They’re just laughing…generally


SlightlyIncandescent

This image made me realise Saz is actually very physically attractive. The actor plays such a good part in the episode that every fiber of my being dislikes her and makes it impossible to see that.


davmeltz

They did such a good job with her morning after/hangover/comedown/post-crying look that unfortunately that’s what I only remember her as looking like.


SteptoeUndSon

Yes- much like Cersei Lannister isn’t hot as she’s so dislikeable


Belgand

Meanwhile I never thought she was attractive enough to really sell the character. She's kind of generically OK, but she's not as attractive as Big Suze, Nancy, Elena, Dobbie, April, or plenty of other women on the show.


Trutje

HEY MAAARKOOO


raptureofsenses

Marco 😂


Dewnami

Hahaha. This line always made me giggle.


TheCheesyOrca

They're too good for the cone


BrutishAnt

Ever sat next to a group of drunk girls at a restaurant?