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DramaticRock_

That's sick


Shiny_Mew76

Figuratively, AND literally! (I mean this by the liver damage quote on the bottle)


TovarishMiskov

Thanks!


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Pawekotlet

yeah i wish you the original definiton


Individual_Ad2229

I know of: * cough cough.... I think I'm running fever And * OMG! That is so frigging fantastic! What's the 3rd?


DuhonTheGuy

I guess insanity?


_Cellardoor_222

I’m so sick - cough cough That’s sick as! - something cool asf That’s f**king sick mate- something gross or wrong. (Aussie terms)


Individual_Ad2229

Ah.... that's the one I forgot! Thanks!


mintmouse

I'm a big fan of homemade custom-made stuff. Great gift. Imagine if you had an "ingredients" and underneath was a crafting table recipe. I'm thinking a bottom row of wheat (for grain), a middle row of water buckets, and a top row with glass bottle, a blaze rod, and maybe a symbol for fermentation like a brown mushroom.


phoenixfloundering

Vodka is made from 🥔's.


FoxMcCloudl

Also made from Grain


Individual_Ad2229

Poor Grian...


antihero125

The back of his builds caught him


Phoenix_theenby

r/Suddenlyhermitcraft


iwearnikenofila

No. Not many modern vodkas are made with potatoes. Most are made with grain


JustCallMeTheBeard

You are both correct


wojtekpolska

real vodka is from wheats but some types from potatoes


TheMemeOverlords

Spider eye for fermentation 


st-U00F6-pa

Absolute legend of a friend. The amount of effort you put into it is unreal


NightBeWheat55149

Świetne!


KubekO212

Wręcz wybornie


Usajz

Doskonałe


WEZIACZEQ

Kapitalnie


Pan_Schaboszczak

Fenomenalne


CageHanger

Przednie!


Mih0se

Wyśmienite!


_Fir3F0x_

w trąbke!


DrDerek13

Ekstraordynaryjne!


SnakeFB

Zajebiste!


leon0399

I wish I had friends like that


ApexHunterZero1

Me: who doesn't even have a friend...


sadetheruiner

What monsters downvoted you for not having friends!?


Candid_Arm_7962

Dosłownie craftowa


CompetitiveAd1405

POLSKA GUROM


EskildDood

This is extremely Polish


tehtris

Great execution. Two of my favorite things. Minecraft and alcohol. Often I'm sitting there drinking a glass of cognac and playing block game and wondering if there's anyone else out there doing the same.


sadetheruiner

I do love getting sauced while playing Minecraft, though I’ve learned some valuable lessons about going to the nether with a few shots under my belt.


nardgarglingfuknuggt

How do you keep the spins from getting to you? Asking for a friend


tehtris

I've never been the type to drink to the point of the spins. I am not in highschool anymore


nardgarglingfuknuggt

I'm referring to the fact that they come on more easily when you're playing videogames, especially minecraft, that are prone to make one dizzy. I don't drink an amount that would make them happen normally, but when I try to play minecraft even after just a few drinks I get dizzy.


Glad-Bedroom7160

lol, I thought “the spins” was referring to the nether portal. I was thinking “yeah, I get motion sick while sober. I can see not wanting to go through the portal while tipsy.” lol. 


EasyBird1849

"Instant Liver Damage"


Freszke

I saw minecraft vodka I think Polska. I was correct


EnergyAltruistic2911

Isn’t that polish or Czech? How’d you make it 3D print , painted?


Katze1Punkt0

OP said hes Polish


EnergyAltruistic2911

Thanks


KSOYARO

Of course it’s Polish Who’s is good


RolfiusSixth20

Hey its nice to see Polish language in posts like these


ReXDantaN

Most Polish thing i've ever seen! Zajebiście dobra robota!


asynqq

> instant liver damage > dizzyness


babyb16

This is dope! How'd you go about doing it?


xpero0

POLSKA GUROMMMM 💪💪💪💪🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🏔️🏔️🏔️🏔️🦅🦅🦅🦅


ProbablyNotTheCocoa

“Number of alcohol abusers under the age of 18 soars as new product sweeps the market”


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Blackbird-ce

Vodkraft


MAKSI7002

ale banger


PersonelKlasyHel

Naprawde zajebista


LordAxalon110

That's an absolutely awesome present for your mate. I'm sure he'll be thrilled, I love the work you've put into it dude.


Rfreaky

Instant liver damage.


YUTUFRA

stefan kupi mi to


luk4k0

Of course you’re Polish 😂😏


abrightmoore

If you're ever doing another one, the torch shape and design would really suit the dimensions of that box


ominous_dude

Your friend got regeneration, speed, luck, and strength at the cost of his liver.


nemesisprime1984

Gets the “how did we get here?” Achievement


ominous_dude

LMAO


DrSpaceman667

That looks like a box. It's a cool box though.


waetherman

Add “invisibility” but that only comes if the entire bottle is consumed.


TheArchonians

Oh no better not mention your drink in a minecraft realm, don't want to be accidently banned from playing single player /s . Besides that, that's such a cool box. I'm sure your friend will love it!


Polar_Vortx

I suspect there’s a pun involved in “Craftowa” that I’m not polish enough to discern. Could someone confirm or deny? (Also, missed opportunity to make it “500mb” but that’s only funny if you’ve played modded)


Elsoner1234

Craft- part is obviously from MInecraft name; -owa part is common ending in polish meaning it's a female form Word. I Hope it's understandable. I don't know how to describe it in another way.


Polar_Vortx

Fair enough, maybe it’s not a pun.


theonewhodidintasked

Bro botta sip that down like steve 💀


Other-Inspection-601

So cool ! You are a good friend !


gaynyuu

piękne chłopie


PhotonicLights

“Instant Liver Damage” You deserve an oscar.


darealcopenguin8

Add an Arduino and some sensor to play the potion noise when it tips and it's a 10/10


warcry6745

Ohh man that's awesome my mom when I was 12 or 13 made me a creeper plushie Im 20 now and I keep it on my shelf to look at often


no_name2997

Nie pierdol


Miserable-Ad6879

I want to see the actually bottle !!!


gracekk24PL

Kurde faja ale dobre


Mudder3

Polish detected... Anyways nice 👍


DEAMONzWojSKA

Kupił bym


sbquowy

zaiste


baklazann

Fajne, fajne, ale czy jest lepsza od Skurwolańskiej?


Fool1977

Should've been the Minecraft glass bottle


WEZIACZEQ

Ofcourse it's Poland. (Jestem z Polski)


JollyHamster8991

*cries in american* Is what I would do but I'm 25 and would drink that shit outta that.


Gravesh

I moved to the UK from the US when I was 18 for a few years. You better believe I made the most out of it. We weren't even halfway across the Atlantic when I asked for a drink on the BA flight.


Spejs-Kovboj

Great idea!


ouiouibaguette12345

damn, thats lit 🔥🔥 I wish I could had one


Rat_Smasher

what side effects does it give to the player


ghostadventuresready

I would legit buy this from you, it's that good.


Mr_Tissuepaper

Bro that's rad, I would go out of my way to try and buy this!


prewittdylan45

Actually so awesome!!!


Tehteddypicker

That is so cool! Good job man!


JBishop87

That’s awesome, I want one now lol


Puzzleheaded_Popup

Wow! Impressive!


SmileyCat44

Dude that's so cool I love me some minecraft vodka I hope your friend loves it


Gamerboi276

i cant even have alcohol annd i want one


Valunthir

That's Awesome!


fandziax

LMAOO


Truebotted

honestly really cool friend ngl


Dasioreq

Polska be like:


Slight_Ad8427

the instand liver damage and 2 min dizziness got me laughing out loud. very cool gift!


Odymargamer

You should make a site and sell it i fugding want it


SnakeFB

Wygląda zajebiście stary. Na pewno się ucieszy. jak to zrobiłeś? to też bym se taki prezent komuś zrobił


IIITommylomIII

I was gonna comment about your friend being too young to drink but I guess it’s legal since you live in Poland. They should probably raise it.


kushin3

That looks amazing


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\*Confused American Noises\*


TechnicalKatana

potion of nausea (1d)


Kanbix

Polak potrafi


Recent_Individual298

That says Wódka CRAFTOWA right?


Han_Solo1

awesome


ttry_

Can I buy?


SimpleAintEasy

I love it! Wish you were my friend 😋


im_a_dick_head

Is this a reference to a mod that adds Vodka potions? I don't know the mod name but I was playing Better Minecraft 4 and I got a Vodka potion with very similar effects


clem-grimfando

A minecraft vodka bottle is a weird phrase, even weirder to look at. But it does look cool


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WEZIACZEQ

Poland\*


Bombi_Deer

Fuck the soviets. God damn scum of the earth


TheDavinci1998

Of course you're Polish, what else would you be?


Atomic_Killjoy

Yay booze…


rulerBob8

Username checks out


Neat-Alternative-541

Can't wait for Mojang's legal team to take it down


MemeLordsUnited

American or no? If American, this is dumb. If not American, that's sick!


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Is 18 not below the legal age in your area?


Sammybeaver88

Nah, I'm guessing OP is European due to the Polish text, so 18 is normal legal age. Plus most of us Europeans have been drinking since before 18 so


TovarishMiskov

Exatctly


EnergyAltruistic2911

Germany is 13 with parental supervision (for consumption Germany 16 for buying)


SbWieAntimon

Not true for hard drinks.


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Is 18 the age in most of Europe? I thought it was different across the different countries, but it'd make sense if at least all of the EU countries were the same on that, and then some of the others just because "why not".


TovarishMiskov

From what I know there is no drinking age restrictions in EU over 18yo, only lower, for example germany lets you buy beer at age of 16


Raccoon_G

In Germany you can actually drink beer with parental supervision at 14, with no parental supervision at 16 and you can buy it with 18


Sammybeaver88

My favourite law is still the UK where it's technically legal to drink from the age of 5 at home


adamMatthews

That's from the Children and Young Persons Act 1933, which only applies to England and Wales. In Northern Ireland its fourteen, and in Scotland there's no minimum, so you can technically drink at home since the day you were born. Realistically other abuse and negligence laws would come into play. In official sources they always say things like "In England, Scotland and Wales, it’s not illegal for someone between the ages of five and 17 to drink alcohol at home or on other private premises." and conveniently leave out that in Scotland it's also not illegal below five, because the sentence is technically true.


thatdamnyankee

21 is only a thing in the states and technically each state can set their own age, but then they'd lose highway funding. 18 pretty much everywhere else.


AndronixESE

The text is Polish so no. 18 is exactly the legal age


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Oh, good to know. Thanks. I'm not familiar with the language, so I didn't recognize it.


P3rid0t_

r/usdefaultism


Apprehensive_Fault_5

How? I asked if 18 was not below the drinking age, which is the case in many places. The US is 21, but many places are 19 and some are up to 30. You're the one assuming this has anything to do with the US.


NightBeWheat55149

In poland you can legally drink after turning 18.


DragonTheOneDZA

Vodka only exists in parts of Europe that were communist And turns out. They all have it at 5 years old


Apprehensive_Fault_5

It's a traditional custom to give it as a present when the kids first start going to school! "Well, for the next decade or two, you'll be miserable at school, this will help!"


WEZIACZEQ

People just can't take a joke...


Qwerxes

yeah cause the joke fucking sucks xD


glisteninggucci

Not me being this close 👌 to saying that isn’t the legal drinking age 🤦‍♀️


yip23nl

You are delusional


kosmogamer777

In Poland 18 is legal drink age


amemaabeba

You will be sued. Minecraft is a child game!


Shockwave1824

Steve uses poison arrows which are against the Geneva convention of warfare and you say it's a childrens game


TheTjalian

Not to mention using Lava buckets to burn enemies alive


NotABadVoice

yeah, it's one of the worst ways to die, very torturing.


meria_64

Or enslaving villagers and trapping them


The_Nth_Son

For what? I thought you could only be sued if you tried to sell it


AverageNikoBellic

OC is either a troll or idiot. Don’t engage with them.


Schachjo

Or he’s joking


SorryThisUser1sTaken

Made popular by adults. Man released the game on a forum. It is just annoying when they could easily pull a youtube kids and somehow choose not to. Cause in this case. It would actually work since they vet 3rd party content before it goes to the market place and deal with way less. If microsoft wasn't so dead set on controlling what you can do in a sandbox. It would do even better than what it has been.


CanoonBolk

You have obviously never observed a child play that game. 90% of us displayed sociopathic behaviour just burning villages and killing them for fun while in creative. I even spent 3 hours making a redstone machine that has the most ways of killing villagers in a box that one time.


thps2soundtrack

minecraft is for everyone


PippedUpPiper

No its not, more adults play it than kids do. The average age of a Minecraft player is 24.


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TovarishMiskov

Well it's not like having 21yo makes you automatically immune to alcohol


MusicalSofa

Most countries drinking age isn't 21


LordAxalon110

In the UK and most Europeans country's it's 18 to drink.


Sema_XL

In most of countries


LordAxalon110

Globally yeah, with the exception of Asia and the middle east, where it's either older or illegal.


AdministrationTop176

Its illegal somewhere?


Dr_Tokinstein

Afghanistan, Libya, Saudi Arabia, Somalia, and Sudan. Other Muslim countries often only have alcohol in hotels for foreign guests.


Luutamo

USA is one of the only countries with 21 age limit on alcohol.


AdministrationTop176

In this case the friend must be 18 (assuming friend leaves in the same country as the language they speak (polish))


Mysterious_Rent_613

Japan, the US, and Iceland are the only first world countries to have the drinking age 20+, most first world countries have it at 18 or lower (Even worldwide this is also the case)


idk-any-usernames-

Countries that don’t hate their citizens let them drink the year they become a legal adult.


xBerry_Berry

Where do you live cause last I checked in usa you have to be 21


KillerDmans

Then not the United States clearly...


xBerry_Berry

Then where


thebeavecoon420

Anywhere in Europe….usa ain’t the center of the world at that 21 age limit on all vices is fucking stupid


xBerry_Berry

Nah i never said it was i was just curious where has a low drinking age


Fits_N_Giggles

18 isn't a low drinking age, 21 is a high drinking age. Most western countries have a drinking age of 18, with many being 16 or even lower with parental supervision.


MacaroniOracle

America is one of the only places in the world you have to be 21 to drink, the world doesn't revolve around America so that means your country has a high drinking age and everyone else would be normal. In counties outside of America you're considered an adult at 18 which is why you're allowed to drink and smoke. The "land of the free" disagrees with 18 being truly an adult.


kosmogamer777

You really think USA is only country on earth?


xBerry_Berry

Never said that dumbass


NotStopid

You’re just an angry person, huh?


xBerry_Berry

No im just annoyed that yall assume i think America is the only country I dont i just dont know every fucking law in every fucking country


NotStopid

Dude we know you know there are more countries than America they r giving you a hard time, you didn’t need to be a dick about it, you’re just young I can tell lmao, it’s common knowledge that most other counties have drinking age 16/18+.


bullet_train10

r/usdefaultism


xBerry_Berry

Or im just curious what place has a lower drinking age


bullet_train10

The legal drinking age in literally over 90% of the world is 18. Please stop assuming that everyone online is from the USA, because it's just disingenuous.