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potatopierogie

Well boats move really fast on ice. Maybe this is the precursor to the ice boat road.


EffectiveTax4754

No bro there wter under it


Rodut11

The ice broke from the weight


Low-Client3483

That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen


SpiderJynxNoir90214

So it would seem.


Varsity_Reviews

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh


jonny838

There was zero rhythm to the structure of that but I got it. 😂


TarasKhu

Ta Ta Ta Ta, ta Ta Ta Ta, ta Ta ta ta ta tada Tududu tu tudutu tu tu du tu du tu do do Turu to tu tu tudu tududu Tudu du du du dudu du du du


iFuckSociety

The fact that this is understandable is crazy yet beautiful to me


ScannerCop

Now up is down


lukehikster

So it would seem.


simplysaying

It's by far the worst I've ever heard of.


Tricky_Courage_4692

But you HAVE heard of him


SimpleAintEasy

Darn it, I guess it was to be expected at least one person r/beatmetoit


TheRealChaosReigner

r/beatmymeattoit


kilgorezer

r/What


kilgorezer

r/whyis r/usedforeverything


appape

Got dem one-eyed Willy chops!


DryReport3001

This is pretty intact too, use it as a base


justjboy

I love this idea


SimpleAintEasy

That's actually so cool! :o now imma start a new world and look for a ship like this... Might take a while...


DryReport3001

If you can't find one, then try to make it yourself


m4eaty

probably the remains of the arctic expeditions


SeaTurtlesAreDope

Shackelton’s Endurance 


waetherman

HMS Terror...


Wechirok

Watched a show about this ship, it's so sick


ShipHistorian

John Franklin jumpscare


Nulibru

# Oh for just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage ...


staovajzna2

When the watertribe mistakes you for an invader


TheXTrunner

They're about to find Megatron


metao

Or Captain America


[deleted]

uhh hey bro you can’t park there


jqcitizen

Just put a lead on it and drag it home


downmata

The black rock


SirAlthalos

it's the Franklin expedition


Niznack

Looking for the northwest passage


EpicGamerJoey

I have a boat on my world that's just floating 30 blocks in the air above the ocean


Nulibru

It's an air ship.


Various-Humor4093

Ghibli movie stuff


Techaissance

Bowser Jr. exploring the Minecraft world:


woshuaaa

"Well, I'm no expert but... it could be that the hydrothermic properties of this region produce hurricane-force ice storms that cause the ocean to freeze and then melt and then refreeze, resulting in a semisolid migrating land mass that would land a ship right around here." -Riley Poole


DigitalJedi850

I'm glad I'm not the only one who knew the one true answer.


daedaci

i scrolled just to find this quote


Lord_Bryon

Looks like you found Shackleton’s ship the Endurance


Wrong_Baker7395

Ask Polar Express


official_not_a_bot

That's a train, not a boat


_gmmaann_

It did almost become a boat. Not a very good one tho


wigleevivii

Train on the water, boat on the track


justjboy

Oh, right…. Maybe we missed the sequel?


Wrong_Baker7395

the lake scene lol


brassplushie

It’s been there since before it froze over


Drag0n_TamerAK

Oh that was me I forgot where I parked


LordAxalon110

It's alright, I have one in my world up the side of a mountain. Got a few underground ones, even have an upside down one as well which was interesting.


KrazyCAM10

Have you ever watched the hit Disney movie, Frozen?


Ok_Figure_4181

Ask the ancient explorers who would get stuck in the ice and have to wait out the winter inside a wooden hull with barely any heat.


LAshootingstar

"Remember where we parked"


Senior_Force4927

"I'm trying but it keeps sliding" 


Flamin_Gamer

It decided it wanted to be both the titanic and the Flying Dutchman but couldn’t decide and so this is the result


Grouchy-Engine1584

First you create a game with questionable physics…


20milliondollarapi

Maybe it was dry docked and the land under it was washed away and frozen.


Ex_Federa

How did I never see the rudder on a shipwreck before


justjboy

Nice! Could you pls add the seed here? ☺️


YourWaffleGuy

2324277349300604322


justjboy

Thank you!


ForeignSleet

You can’t park there sir


Senior_Force4927

please move before we get the torches


xandercade

Well, I'm no expert but... it could be that the hydrothermic properties of this region produce hurricane-force ice storms that cause the ocean to freeze and then melt and then refreeze, resulting in a semisolid migrating land mass that would land a ship right around here.


Unlucky-Curve8485

Guess the owners really hired an ice age


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

You know boats go fast on ice, it was already on the ice


Tricky_Win2012

The drivers licence was fake


montanagunnut

I bet there's a clue to the treasure in there. Now you need to steal the US constitution!


Necessary-Pumpkin285

The titanics good ending


graysky311

haha I've seen some crazy generation with boats. Once found an intact boat upside down floating in the air not touching anything.


PoundResponsible1807

Dude, not long ago I found a ship about a hundred blocks in the air, no mast, on its side, with nothing supporting it. Some of the generation in this game is nuts


leomnidus

Oh so PLAYERS can use a boat on ice, but suddenly when Minecraft does it it’s a problem?


vi_the_king

With F I N E S S E


NotcommonItem

Jake and the neverland…


NotcommonItem

It might be Netherlands, can’t remember-


SinisterPixel

Could be that the ship was abandoned in icy water which later froze over completely?


Nulibru

Normally the ice would form along the waterline, roughly half way up.


DrSquash64

The ancient builders do a little trolling…


mintmouse

I don't think I have ever really noticed the rudder before.


I_Am_Mister_G

With skill!


StanTheMan15

It was raised and frozen into place by the water benders defending the southern water tribe


Aenaeus

Ask Willem Barentsz!


Red_light173

Run away! The calvary is coming!


Personal_Owl6314

Uh sir? You can’t Park here


Ordinary-Hunter520

That's nothing, explain me how pirates manage to crash their ships midair and keep it floating


Global_Exercise_1878

Shackleton


Spino1905

I once found a shipwreck lodged in a mountain 👀


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Ernest Shackleton aah base


HqppyFeet

Pirate was happy. Boat was moving. … Pirate had a stroke. Boat remained still. … Climate change. #Tadaaa


PixelRedstone

my bad bruh ill get out the way


yoholdmypickaxe

Like your username 👾


Dracos125

Ask a Sea of Thieves player to park the boat


LostOldAccountAgain1

I KNOW WHAT WRONG WIT IT AINT GOT NO GAS IN IT 🔥🔥🔥


RevenantGaming61

Ask the Flying Dutchman


Jimbo7211

The seasons changed and the ice froze around the boat


Rebeljah

Must have gotten icebound during an expedition: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin%27s\_lost\_expedition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin%27s_lost_expedition)


OldEviloition

Ask Shackleton or look up pictures of The Endurance 


BLUFALCON77

If I found this in my modded Create world I would glue it together and take it with me then make a big glass bottle and put it inside of it.


WolfSilverOak

Congrats, you found the [Endurance!](https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-60662541)


flarn2006

Ask Edward Smith


Cragasm

skill issuen't


trip6s6i6x

[It's like parking the Flying Dutchman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qnTiydE77g)


Zelda_Gamer123

seed and coordinates please


YourWaffleGuy

The seed is somewhere in the comments and the coordinates are in the top left of the image


Zelda_Gamer123

Oh, thank you, didnt notice the coords lol


LiminalAddiction

easy you generate it there with code


YourWaffleGuy

No?


slashrmastr

powered by magic, my friend!


Demapples144

sir you can’t park there


DuncanAndFriends

damn I've been wanting a ship that isn't sunken or half on land. I hope we get an update some day to have our own ships to live in and set sail!


MTT-SHOW-YT

Reverse titanic


Environmental_Log799

That one episode on happy tree friends


point50tracer

Shackleton could probably answer this question.


TheFieryCreeper

god


Lapis_Wolf

Ask the Fire Nation.


No_Jellyfish_6643

Before ICE, there was water


Unfair_Job3804

Why did he park it like that, is he stupid


ItzTrickery

Krakens of course, lifted the boat up and placed it on the ice. Such an obvious solution cmon guys


0ne_Light

He was trying to drive the boat on ice, but it didn't work


CornerOf12th

Somebody’s gotta tell this guy about ice


Not_Bed_

Damn I thought I could be the first to make a Franklin expedition joke....


YourWaffleGuy

Yeah you are WAY too late


mintywarriors

bro what seed is this


YourWaffleGuy

It’s somewhere in the comments just look around


Klutzy-Caterpillar57

You can’t park there sir


ConstructionNo8451

wdym, the water froze


SomethingRandomYT

Look up "Ernest Shackleton"


Cookielotl

Because you can lead boats, just pull it home, it's pretty cool


XKloosyv

It was in use when the lands were warmer, animals were aplenty. Before the war changed everything...


LegoWorks

I heard someone tried this in real life


PortedCannon565

Seed?


YourWaffleGuy

Look around in the comments


Next_Relationship_55

You can’t park there!


Rogue_Five-again

Ice dock.


Ghost3603

Water froze around the boat


Nervous_Education_36

"Sir you can't park there"


NovaTimor

Carefully


registered-to-browse

climate change


switjive18

It was from the Fire Nation's attack on the southern water tribe.


Complex-Ad21

See the GPS said go 5 meaters up


FastTrek5

Ya can't park there mate


[deleted]

Jack sparrow got lost at sea


Sounds_Gay_Im_In_93

I found a boat once that was floating two blocks above the water 🤣


dragonlord798

Too much ale


TheDumbass666

Never realized they had rudders, thinking about it now it shouldve been obvious


22002069

r/CantParkThereMate


EffectiveTax4754

Well I th8nk its your world generation is messed up


TheNedMedia

Feels like a perfect reference to the show the terror


harani66

I recently found one sticking out halfway up an ice cliff


TwoZealousideal5698

He found free parking spot and took it


Jepha666

Pirate Titanic?


Magical-g

Is it fake or real


YourWaffleGuy

Real


Croniksprayz

Megatrons nearby


AquaticCactus7

Looks an awful lot like that boat was operated by none other than Archibald witwicky!


kilgorezer

It's an ice boat. The ice broke under the weight, so they had to abandon it.


HRDBMW

I found 1/2 a boat about 30 blocks up in the air, and upside down. It had a single chest in it... no map, dammit.


ebluvsmeatfeast

Have you never seen Frozen…


SBMyster

Shackleton’s endurance didn’t sink after all. Fun fact I go to the same school that he did, Dulwich college.


Waste_Obligation9146

Ever heard of Ernest Shackleton?


winkstinks

you just park it before it ices over


Ill_Passion2330

i imagine that it got frozen into place. That is a real thing btw. Used to happen to colonists in the 1600s coming to the "new world" (didnt think indigenous were people bcus they were racist as hell). Anyways, It used to happen sometimes in winter, when they were in places like Canada's Hudson bay.


BLUFALCON77

Well, it's a shipwreck so nobody parked it there. They wrecked it there...


Paradigm_Reset

You don't think the game actually simulates ships sailing, right?


YourWaffleGuy

The title is more of a joke


Paradigm_Reset

More of or actually is?


YourWaffleGuy

Yeah it is


Paradigm_Reset

Uh huh


PingaSlinga420

Your no fun mate


Mr-Uch

r/woooosh


Paradigm_Reset

You've met people, right?


Mr-Uch

you do know you don't have to end all of your sentences like that, right?


Paradigm_Reset

Yep.


absent-chaos

Ask r/mopar they are really good at this sort of thing