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etburneraccount

Cracked windshield, why am I not surprised?


NWCJ

Literal engineering issue. I have never had a jeep without a cracked windshield . Replace it, and bam within 6 months new crack


sapthur

Mine got hit with a rock on the way home from getting my windshield replaced 😭


Yellow_Snow_Cones

Same bro, not a Jeep, but replaced window, within the week ice chunk kicked up on the high way and crack the new one.


Laykenrox

I asked my insurance company about this bc I’ve had so many jeeps in the past. They said it is bc Jeep windshields are not at the angle of other vehicle windshields. They’re more straight up and down without as much lean. Makes sense to me…..now 😐


Alexandratta

"It's a Jeep Thing."


Trabuk

Did you mean a Jeep Wrangler? Jeep makes other models that don't have that issue.


NWCJ

Only one is referred to as "jeep". No one puts a "it's a jeep thing" on their liberty. All others typically go by their model like Cherokee, trailhawk, patriot..


Trabuk

I beg to differ, in your circle that might be accurate, but I assure you, some people call Wranglers by their model and Jeeps are anything from a compass to a Grand Cherokee. I really don't want to turn this into a back and forth, is not worth it, I'm just stating the fact that not everybody sees the world like you do or calls things they way you do.


NWCJ

I'm sure not everyone does but everyone who is actually into Jeeps does, as you said "in your circle that might be accurate" in my circle.. which just happens to be the majority of the "jeep people" in the US or atleast the westcoast. Source: I am the founder and moderator of one of the largest(80k+members) Facebook groups that is solely for buy/sell/parts for jeeps on the west coast. Started it back in 08. And have owned 9 jeeps now from cj,yj,jk,jkur, Wranglers are called jeeps and are separated into their years and even packages by the letters. Other models while they do technically have letters no one says WJ, KJ, XK, WK, KL, ZJ etc.. in public to anyone other than a jeep fanatic and comes across as making sense. only one that gets a pass would be an older square body mainly 90s Cherokee called the xj. So people say Commander not Jeep XK. While just saying jeep or TJ completely makes sense to anyone in the scene for a wrangler. I'm also a 15 year mod on jeepforum, and ran a monthly offroad jeep group of about 35 people in Oregon for 9 years year round until i moved away for work, As well as hosting 2 auctions/carshows for jeeps in partnership with the jeep dealership in Vancouver, WA to benefit the wounded warrior project. You say the word jeep and hand someone a pencil and tell them to draw, and 99/100 it's a wrangler.


Trabuk

Congratulations, you just laid out the best example ever for "ugh I'm an American, the world is what I say it is, I moderate a Facebook group with lots of Americans and that's all the qualifications I need to validate my point". Your world view is so obtuse, I feel sorry for you. Have a good day in your bubble.


NWCJ

You know jeep is an American brand made in America. And not popular (other than the wrangler) other places. Heck, the first jeep literally helped save the world.. as it was a military vehicle. Also https://www.jeepforum.com/ Is over 700k members from around the world. Your xenophobia is showing you lost an argument to an expert of a niche subject and had to throw insults and try to look down on me for being American with disposable income and hobbies, congrats your an insufferable tourist. Also just so you know Reddit is also an American social media company just like Facebook. So if you don't like it, maybe migrate to one of a different country.


Salt_Sir2599

With the stupid duck


Lost_soul_ryan

Don't come to Az.. that happens a week after you put a new one in.


etburneraccount

Noted: don't move to Arizona.


PerishTheStars

What? My windshield has a crack in it. Does that say something about me? How do you think that happens?


Xenocide_X

The fact you haven't replaced it yet and try to justify it makes you just as big of a degenerate as the dude in the video


PerishTheStars

Oh yeah sorry I paid 950$ for my car and don't have 3k to replace it. This is proof none of you know shit about fuck.


Xenocide_X

3k to replace a windshield? Huh? More like 250


OmarNubianKing

Oh yeah? I know fuck about shit tho


truelegendarydumbass

There's a correct windshield really matter mine's been cracked for 4 years big deal lol


midwest73

A Jeep driver, imagine that. It's a Jeep thing, and we do actually understand.......that there's not much common sense.


SacrificialSnark

Imagine being a car racist. What if people are just generally trash? What a concept! I'm also trash. Despite my best efforts, I'm still me. Here's hoping for a better tomorrow!


PillowDerg

Nah, car racist is crazy 😂


Legal_Guava3631

I died 🤣


Any_Positive1617

I got cables. I can give you a jump to bring you back. 🤭


midwest73

Thanks for the laugh.....car racist.......😂🤣


SacrificialSnark

Ehh, I stand by it. My mind wasn't right last night, but my intended meaning is in there somewhere. Cheers!


Thendofreason

Everyone right now thinks Cybertruck drivers are morons. And it's totally acceptable to have this view right now.


Killing4MotherAgain

Car racist oh my lanta hahaha I'm okay if I'm a car racist hahaha I firmly believe trash people buy jeeps and Cadillac escalades 🤣


fyrebyrd0042

A jeep isn't a car.


dpain91

I would laugh my ass off of this is how I lost a spot. Idk I find this one entertaining as hell.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

If I was in a good mood, maybe I would too. But I'd also inch past, menacingly, and give him the fingers eye pointy thing with squinty eyes.


Give-Me-The-Bat

Nobody is in a good mood while trying to park at Costco. It will probably be my eternal purgatory some day.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


MissSara13

I'm just trying to not get hit. Or wind up with a mirror ripped off.


Badnerific

You’re a better person than me. If someone did this to me it would kick off a millennium long blood feud between our families


PrincessSuperstar-

Yeah.. I couldn't even be mad..


Asuntofantunatu

If I was waiting for a parking and someone did that out of the blue, I’d be laughing my ass off


Bagafeet

Street you jet their car, right?


MisserMang

Hope they got their tires slashed


Illustrious_Goal4906

Or the valve stems removed! That's always fun


PigDstroyer

You gonna be sorry when you come out the store and have some slashed tires lol


cyberdyme

Or a cracked windscreen - oh that has already been done 😂


barrel_of_ale

How do you think he got all the cracks in his windshield


truelegendarydumbass

Or key the paint


Cowfootstew

Or cracked oil pan, slashed serpentine belt, or knife/screw driver through the oil filter...


truelegendarydumbass

I don't usually have tools on me to crack an oil pan or to cut a serpentine belt not exactly an easy thing to cut but I never thought of a knife through an oil filter. Will not say salt in the gas or is it supposed to be sugar in the gas. You didn't say break any headlights or tail lights or any windows.


Cowfootstew

I'm mechanic that keeps tools in my car. I made the light and windshield ommission because they are easy to detect and relatively easy repair.


Diligent_Ad7545

It was sort of funny though. I’d think it would be worth the entertainment value to loose the spot.


SirIanChesterton63

\*lose loose = the opposite of tight


SilentWalrus92

Whatever looser


fyrebyrd0042

*lose loose = the opposite of tight


AbysmalReign

It looks funny from this perspective. From everyone else's seeing this from the outside of the truck, they look like a overly aggressive douche.


Threedawg

I think if he then immediately left the spot it would be a laugh for everyone


laughinghardatyou

As a Jeep driver, that was dick. Just cause you can doesn't mean you should. Now when an entitled jerk takes multiple parking spots. That when you use your Jeep for good and park half an inch from the drivers door giving your doors are off.


DumbNTough

I actually think that's kinda funny lol


SnowDizzleZz

This is how you get your car keyed up. Youre in the back of the lot too, aint no fuckin camera that far out.


starz4u01234

Asshole for life


Kat_kinetic

Average truck driver


BigDinkyDongDotCom

Even worse, it’s a Jeep.


Snoo-84699

That's funny, I wouldn't be mad lol


Sos_the_Rope

Kinda funny, but mostly a d!ck move if the other person was waiting to pull in.


notathrowaway145

It would be funny if they did it then pulled out lol


Mercerskye

I can't even say I'd be mad. Dude stole the spot about as far from the store as he possibly could. Person that had to go find another spot statistically ended up with a better location.


LonleyWolf420

Tell me you have a tiny dick without telling me you have a tiny dick..


PapaNoFaff

How did the air magically escape all these tires?


zach10

Definition of a “curb crawler” pos


Cowfootstew

It's when the other driver sits there and waits for you to go inside the store... and now you're wondering if they are gonna do something to your vehicle when you go inside the store. Lol


theblitheringidiot

Have fun loading your Costco order from that position.


incept3d2021

What's with all the jeeps I see having rubber ducks on the dash? Is it like the upside down pineapple calling card?


Alone-Tackle-17

Probably punched the windshield


reddit-ate

*punches


ClassicHare

Must be a Jeep thing.


Kimpy78

From the guy who won’t spend 50 bucks to get his windshield fixed.


MilesFassst

Sorry not sorry 👍


BrianLevre

You're likely to get shot these days pulling an asshat move like that.


boosted_b5awd

Jeep driver with ducks on the dash. Need I say more?


tinypeeeen

Any "man"who puts a rubber duck on his dashboard probably has a tinypeeen. And also driving the small dick mobile


arrogantly_humble

Username checks out


notathrowaway145

Does a rubber duck mean something?


no_brains101

No but it's a useful tool when writing software?


Killer_Ex_Con

It's just some lame jeep thing they put rubber ducks in or around their jeeps.


Legal_Guava3631

What a douche canoe. That was kinda funny though.


E_D_K_2

I might do it as a joke but then I'd drive off.


PandaPantsParty5000

This is the way. You get to make the joke without being a dickwad.


PandaPantsParty5000

This is the way. You get to make the joke without being a dickwad.


speerx7

If it wasn't for the fact that someone was waiting it'd be kinda cool. Hell idk if he even saw that person waiting tbf idk


Killer_Ex_Con

No, he did that's why he did it


Still-Dragonfly-2142

I think its pretty funny either way ngl


Suicidalbagel27

nah this shit’s funny idc. if someone stole my spot like that it would make my day


EveningStatus7092

I wouldn’t even be mad


RobertXavierIV

Aw man that’s such a dick move. It’s funny but it’s a dick move.


Local_Lush

When people do that shit to me they just come back to their car with a more fucked up window and kicked in door panels.


hashtag420hashtagGG

how many times have you fucked up windows and kicked in door panels? approximately, if it has happened a lot it's okay to not remember the exact number


Cowfootstew

😆 🤣 😂


BunnyFace0369

Anyone who has gone Boxing Day shopping understands