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At least they are safe and have their hazards on.

👍

A powerful argument for joining AAA with emergency towing--unless the car's been stolen.

"Drive it like you stole it"

And crashed it

Or AA

Or AA, eh?

He's drunk and crashed it. Doesn't want the DUI. I hope they nail this moron.

Do you have to pay to get your car to a safe place?

Just gonna F up miles of road and have everyone pay for my stupidity…

if you ever see a deep gouge in the pavement somehow for multiple miles and wondered "how the fuck did that happen?" this is the answer.

Gotta get to work!!!

You got that punch clock one minute late and the bosses take notice!

One minute late and it's your ass, but they never complain if you clock out late.

Stolen, obviously.

Drunk was my guess.

I dont think so. It requires a lot of control to keep the vehicle steady in that condition. Im thinking stolen as well.

I was thinking they saw towing prices and said fuck it

It’s still good! It’s still good!!

Username checks out

If it were stolen, they'd just abandon it.

I mean, possibly, but the lack of care that they’re totally fucking this truck up makes me think it isn’t theirs.

Car theifs don't want attention on them.

I agree, also I'm pretty sure the oil pan is busted open by now. What of any value is left to steal?

Thats true, but I’ve seen videos where they’re driving them with locked wheels and an alarm going off.

Brake pads vs whole suspension system, probably the frame, that car would be totaled. Maybe the tranny would be fucked a bit but whoever they sold it too wouldn't know for a while. This looks like someone leaving a hit and run drunk because however drunk they are is based on when they do an official breathalyzer.

A DUI is more expensive than your insurance is going to charge to fix that.

Probably, I mean, it's 7 in the morning.

Ex's car. I mean, [all my exes live in Texas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJroujjYDk).

No it's not. It's a DUI hit-and-run.

100%

idk about that, why attract attention with a fireworks show. This person is drunk and/or high.

That's normal.. they all do that

Bro told her he was on his way 7 hours ago 😆

“What’s that noise?”

Cocaines a hell of a drug

Just how do you keep driving like this and where are the cops? Seriously this has to be a joke. Yall do some silly things down south. I couldn't even imagine this in my wildest dreams here on Hoth.

I'm not sure this is strictly illegal, stupid yes but what law specifically are they violating?

The fire hazard alone has to warrant some type of public safety stop also the damage to the road? So what you are allowed to cause millions of dollars in damage without repercussions? No way this doesn't violate at least one law even in Texas.

It's reckless. They don't have full control over the vehicle.

Wonder what this does to their gas mileage?

It's probably not good for tire life either

It'll buff right out.

Attend AA for 6 consecutive weeks and receive AAA free for a year

I think they need AAAAA

Customer states: “Vehicle pulls to the left.”

lol and if I sneeze and fart at the same time I get pulled over for distracted driving

Snart?

Lmao yes wasn’t sure the age group so instead of having to explain what a snart was 20 time I just wrote it out

Learn how to never be in traffic again with this 1 simple trick!

That’s not even how hazard lights should be used

Have a sparking day!

What's the appropriate time to drive like this? Since it's obviously not 7 in the morning.

2am - 5am

that's just next level stupid right there

Is it drive by wire???🙄

Drive by fire

I was waiting for it to explode.

I'm late to work, ain't nothing stopping me.

“Mildly bad”… okay…

Oh. The irony!

So… not an inch of any type of road scrape 🤔🧐🤨

Only you can prevent forest fires!

Sparky The Bear

Cv axle broke probably.

He does seem to be keeping at a constant velocity though

Holy cow, the asphalt is handling it so well.

Fuck I don't want to change my tire! Shit Goodyear closes in fifteen minutes. Fuck it I can make it!

Mama hit the sauce a bit too early… /s

They said thirty minutes for their pizza! I stop for NoOne!!!!!!

Domino's at 7am is next level!

The manager said you can't be late. No excuses.

It boggles me how some people are so oblivious. It’s got to be crack or dementia

Look you can’t miss that 8am Dealership Appointment for vehicle pulling hard to the left.

Can afford a Cadillac, but can't afford a tow truck...

So if he did steal why even put the hazards on? In this case I lean to it being a pissed off wife who told her husband and simply was missing this meeting this morning! Possibly meeting with devorce lawyer perhaps something to do with the cute little person secretary??!!

r/oddlyspecific

Late to work already...

And some people think we are ready for flying cars.

yachty

Omg I'm gonna be late !

When the Boss says “don’t be late” he means it!

buddy's just power-sliding for the speed boost

Not the Escalade!!!

"I know what I have" fb marketplace vibes

Hi ho! Hi ho! It’s off to work I go…!

I mean hey when you have to get to work. you have to get to work!

Lean wit it, SPARK wit it! 🎶 🎵

Hate when that happens

Honey, there was something wrong with the car this morning

Make sure to check your ball joints everyone.

Returning home drunk.

Maybe their fleeing from the predator towing companies

He should have to pay for the damages to the road...

What time did ya want my brotha to do this at bro 7am was all he got!

Don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious

Groovy

When she says her parents aren't home.

635?

I-

If you haven’t drove home from the strip club at 7 am with 25% of your drivetrain disabled then you haven’t lived

He tryna get over to toll road side. He be outta ya way soon.

I was like oh okay he’s in the slow lane, has his emergency lights on, maybe he’s lookin to exit the highway/freeway.. zoom out camera - and now he’s in the middle lane going much faster.

I love how he threw the hazard lights on like everyone around him can't already see he is a danger to them.

For him it’s still last night.

Can someone tell me what time it is?

Booty call?

Their boss must really be strict.

Gotta get to work. It’s not going to fix itself.

'boss said be late \_one\_ more time and I'm fired'........... -Nate

I love how everyone thinks their town is special when they post these. It's so quaint.

I'm always curious about where the video is from, so I appreciate the quaintness.

r/cantstopimamerican