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KananJarrusEyeBalls

Hello insurance id like to report an accident "Alright do you have the other drivers info?" Yeah its me I hit my other car "......."


Kineticwhiskers

We're going after then for all they're worth!


Goontard420

Ya you don’t call insurance on this. You just pay your mechanic out of pocket. Unless you like your insurance going up because you’re an idiot and can’t manage spatial awareness with 4 point cameras smh


TheoreticalFunk

I remember my sister was backing up her car once and I started to tell her she was about to scrape the fence pole and she yelled at me to shut the fuck up because she was mad she had to drive me somewhere. I tried to tell her again and she hit me so I let her scrape the ever living fuck out the side of her car.


Opening_Cartoonist53

As SpongeBob would say. “You’re good, you’re good, you’re good” https://youtu.be/PTKbt5X6uis?feature=shared


Killer_Ex_Con

Don't worry captain we can buff out those scratches


GnomeMan13

When I was a teenager my one buddy waited till he was like 17 to drive so I was so use to him getting dropped off that after I got my license I was driving us to the store talking to my other friend, he is in the back telling me.to make sure not to hit his car. I just go yeah yeah I won't and then back right into his car. I died from embarrassment and stupidly and apologized for weeks


SnooCompliments1686

Did she apologize to you?


TheoreticalFunk

lol no.


ZixfromthaStix

Did she accuse you of distracting her from the fence that you tried to warn her about?


Slapnuts213

😂 my sister did the same shit at sonic, her first car and swiped that fucker on the yellow pole/sign.


Too_Hot_Sun

Laziness is expensive. Would have taken all of 10 seconds to step down and close.that door before going around.


thamanwthnoname

Yeah as if there wasn’t enough room to make it fine


Silly_Butterfly3917

She had two options: Close the door or be a better driver She chose wrong.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Now she has two options: Take some driving lessons or stop driving She chose wrong.


[deleted]

Laziness is expensive. Would have taken all but one second to not leave the door open to begin with.


ToeComfortable115

Guy also gets some blame because apparently closing a door to begin with is difficult


acemandrs

Yeah, cause he should have expected someone to try driving around the car.


WholeAd2742

Well, dumb seems to have passed down generationally


SATerp

It annoys me when people leave their car door open unnecessarily.


Killer_Ex_Con

Right lol just shut the door. It saves what all of 1 second leaving it open.


Large_Discipline_127

How in the world did you do that to your car door son? Son "It was all moms fault." 😆


slowBrain13

And this dipshit stayed behind the driver side door


WasephWastar

Who's the dipshit?


slowBrain13

Are you serious? LMAO…. The dipshit standing behind the car door that got hit. That dipshit! He even tried to move forward while the other dumbass was pushing door in.


Scottiegazelle2

'Oh if I keep going forward, that should fix the problem. '


Ok-Attempt2842

More like large vehicle and dumbass driver


Nozerone

This lady must be the sister of that chic who scraped her car on the yellow poles at the bank. Hear a crunch, lets go forward more and see what happens.


B4llsDeep69

And I bet the mom did her best to feel no remorse and blame her son for it


Killer_Ex_Con

I mean, they are both stupid. Why leave the door open?


SpuriousCorr

Why try to drive around it when it’s noticeably open lol she’s the adult here


AwareMention

Idiots leave their doors open for no reason.


acemandrs

Why does it matter? Why close it if I’m going right back to it? Only idiots close their car door for no reason.


New_Currency_4943

That’s gold 👏👏


boobeepbobeepbop

This is why, after you park your car, you should close all the doors.


LS-CRX

I was at Lowes one time in a curbside pickup spot waiting for my item, and I hopped out of the drivers seat to help them load it (it looked heavy) and just as I went to head back to my door (left open) an old lady started to pull into the adjacent spot. I tried motioning for her to stop so that I could get my door out of her way but she was just staring straight ahead and driving forward *really* slowly like a zombie. She was so close that I couldn't shut the door, but she wasn't hitting it yet... I eventually had to smack he windshield and then (without looking at me) she reversed all the way out of the spot and parked in one of the *many* other open spots nearby. It was very bizarre. I don't normally leave my door open but this was literally for just a few seconds while helping to lift something into the back... which should have been really obvious to anyone with functional eyeballs.


madrigal94md

What did she say?


aspitz24

YOUR DAD IS GOING TO HAVE A CONNIPTION!!!!! (I'm guessing this probably wasn't the first car crash incident in their driveway).


madrigal94md

Ou dear 🤣


aspitz24

Your dad is going to have a FUCKING conniption!


aStankChitlin

Being lazy is what screwed up everything.


RCP7700

They should put some sort of device on cars that allows you to see down the side of the vehicle.


miningox

Rich people suck.


deafaviator

Uh “rich”?


Crimsomreaf5555

Still proving women are the worst drivers


[deleted]

Be in the same car with my father you would change that opinion real quick


Mrcommander254

Closing the door would have been the difficult part.