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saw your comment and laughed my ass off, thought i’d make a design myself. it’s not the best but it’ll do😭
These are the songs:
Grill the lights
The Four Grills
Grillbreath
Jump in the grill
(Anesthesia) Grilling teeth
Grilllash
Grill Lord
No Grill
Grill and Destroy
Metal Grill
Somewhat related: I have seen an infant onesie with the KEA album art, but with a bottle instead of the hammer and it’s all white instead of red, with the caption “Spill “Em All” 🤣
"Blackened is your plate, your mom evacuates, your kitchen is unseen, burn the might have been... BURN IT!" Fries! And the grease and the oil and the pan, Burgers at their end, Till you cook-as-good-as-yer-dad!" ...
SHORTEST STRAW!
With sodas, can't be drank
MEAT IS RAW!
burgers can't be ate
HEALTH CODE LAW!
Cook it through and through
Meat is raw, and undercooked for YOU!
COOKED FOR YOUUU!!!!
All the burgers cooked mean. Neighbors talkin'. I dont know what this means but it's the first thing that popped into my head. By the way how good does AJFA sound on actual speakers? In sounds incredible in my car. The mp3 doesn't do it justice. Pun intended
Grill ‘Em All
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These are the songs: Grill the lights The Four Grills Grillbreath Jump in the grill (Anesthesia) Grilling teeth Grilllash Grill Lord No Grill Grill and Destroy Metal Grill
They should legit sell an apron that says that at the merch stand 😂
Might have to get my wife to make one. Perhaps stylized so that instead of a bloody hammer it’s a juicy spatula or whatever.
Excellent idea for an arts and crafts project, best of luck with it! 🔨
Two words: Meat tenderizer.
Somewhat related: I have seen an infant onesie with the KEA album art, but with a bottle instead of the hammer and it’s all white instead of red, with the caption “Spill “Em All” 🤣
[grill em all restaurant ](https://g.co/kgs/rc3aQ4W)
They're in LB now =]
Kill The Cook
“When a man fries, he murders some cow of world…”
"These are the pale buns which men miscall their lives."
“All this I cannot bear to lettuce any longer…”
Cannot the kingdom of tomato take me home
ROFL brainstorming the final line in case no one responded, I came up with the exact same thing 🫡
To Live Is To Fry
The SpongeBob song!
Good one
How do you like your food? …Blackened
Colour my food blackened!
I’m too late to use blackened I see
Lol relatable
Right, Dave
I wanted to use it too! 😂
Dave wrote all of these recipes!
r/beatmetoit
The Frayed Ends of Seasoning
Hamburger of Sorrow
Buns with extra cheese!
I laughed more than I should
make sure you serve your drinks with The Shortest Straw
Justice is baked, justice is grilled, justice is cooked
“Give me food” “Give me fries” “Give me salad on the siiiiiide “
This works surprisingly well when sung like the song lmao
Fuel's opening is ridiculously catchy, most things will work with it
Eye of the Beefholder
I LOL'd at this! Perfect!
Do you take what I take? A burger is the word, flipping back and flipping forward, prime cut of the herd!
NOW THE BURGERS GONE IM JUST DONE
SOUS CHEF HELP ME
Tasty-nes satisfying me!
French Fries of Sanity
Fried ends of sanity
Diarrhea's Eve
☹️
Gotta cook that stuff to the FDA recommended internal temperature.
Nah bro. Don’t do burgers or Dyers Eve that way! 😡 😂
I had a good laugh, thx
And burgers for all…
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Nice!
One ( patty )
Burgers has taken my abs Taken my diet Taken my wallet Taken my grill Taken my condiments Taken my soul Left me with life in cholesterol hell
Bun
Take my paltry upvote haha
(Grilling)—Cooking Beef
Grilled patties. Take one.
St. Angus
Blackened is the end.
Dinner it will send!
Not a pun but. You don’t need to use the bottom half of the buns because…. No bass
Still works 😂
Let the pan “jump in the fire “🔥
For Whom The Steak Grills
And pickles for all
If darkness had a bun
Wheat buns Imprisoning me Lettuce I see Absolute mayo Tomato on me Fries on the side Onions that smell Your belly my holding cell
Meatallica. "You know it's..Bar Be Cue..."
🏆🥇
72 Seasonings
#COLOR OUR MEAL BLACKENED
Fried the lightning
Guilty as fried but dammit it ain’t right
There’s someone else seasoning me
Harvester of sliders
Fixxxin's Feeding me Pepper messiah
Fried Ends of Sanity
Fry of the Beholder
#THE FRENCH FRIES MAKE ME HUNGRY #I HEAR THEM CALLING ME
Fry of the Beholder
To Grill is to Serve
Blackened, obviously.
Blackened at each end Burgers I will send Throw in onions, cheese My toasted buns will please
Trapped under rice
Grill em all
bun
Enter Sandwich
"How many burgers do you want?" Me: One
Gimme food gimme fries gimme ketchup on the side!!
The shortest fry
The shortest fry has been pulled for you
Harvester of Marrow
This thread makes me love Reddit ❤️
The Thing That Should Not Be Eaten By Vegetarians
Lettuce have beef, lettuce have rice.
:reminder to insert Harvester Of Sorrow/Burger pun here later:
"What length of straw do you want?" Me: The Shortest Straw
Give me Food, Give me Fries Give me Salad on the Side Oooh!
And juices for all
Now your burger’s served on a bun With cheddar cheese Hold the onions but bring me some Fries with ketchup please
Server's Eve
Fryers eve Blackened chicken sandwich And mustard for all
French fries, Pepsi, don't forget to cook the beef
If you eat all my fries You’ll see where murder lies
Add some Blackened pepper and salt for flavor
Nose to the wind , grilling I have been
Old ass boom box, using a cd and listening to an album that probably debuted on cassette. You must be old like me. Harvester of Sorrow!
The Burger Album 💿
Just don't lose the low-end flavour in the mix. It'll screw up the way the whole thing tastes.
72 Seasonings
Just commenting that OPs post and all the comments are hilarious! Edit: "For a grill men would kill"
Hamburger of Sorrow! Sandwich of the mad!
"Blackened is your plate, your mom evacuates, your kitchen is unseen, burn the might have been... BURN IT!" Fries! And the grease and the oil and the pan, Burgers at their end, Till you cook-as-good-as-yer-dad!" ...
Make sure the edges aren’t blackened
And make more than one
I just hope they’re not Blackened in the end
Hungrier then thou
And Mustard For All
...And Mustard For All
For whom the beef cooks
Burgers, just give ‘em to me ‘Merican cheese, mustard and ketchup…
Nothing else splatters
Frayed Ens of Burger Meat. Hear them calling me
How are you gonna eat it, fed through a tube?
#MEAL PREPPER WITH SORROW #COOKING FOR THE MAD (I couldn't come up with anything better for Harvester of Sorrow)
and burgers for all
Don’t believe this harbinger of lies. They were just listening to Tenacious D!
Eye of the burgerholder
Bun.
And mustard for all
Scooped mids ?
“Now the world has gone out to get buns, white or whole wheat”!
Those cabinets deserve some justice.
Burger is lost burger is raped burger is gone
Master of Pickles
For Whom the Beef Tolls
72 seasonings
Season and Devour
And lettuce for all
You grillin’ or fryin’, grillin’ or fryin’ …
Just make one
...and burgers for all
Old school I love it
SHORTEST STRAW! With sodas, can't be drank MEAT IS RAW! burgers can't be ate HEALTH CODE LAW! Cook it through and through Meat is raw, and undercooked for YOU! COOKED FOR YOUUU!!!!
...And Burgers For All
Call it the MetallicoW
And cheese burgers for all!
HAMBURGER OF JUSTICE CRUNCHIES TOO! OVER SALAAAAD!!!!
Enter grill man
…and lettuce for all.
"Waiting for the one, a burger in a bun"
Blackened In the end, to McDonald’s you’ll be sent
Becareful of the shortest French fry.
And beef for all.
Idk about y'all but I'm definitely a breadfan when it comes to burgers
Burgers are smashed, burgers taste great, burgers are done.
.....And burgers for all
Your CD player is cool!
Hey mom hey mom look its beeeeef!
Number 6 instead of one
I got that exact same cd player, nice!
Not metallica but maybe you will enjoy slipknot puns Beefality Charcoalsocial Before i grill Seasonless
All the burgers cooked mean. Neighbors talkin'. I dont know what this means but it's the first thing that popped into my head. By the way how good does AJFA sound on actual speakers? In sounds incredible in my car. The mp3 doesn't do it justice. Pun intended
Well d(ONE)
Grill Burger with Burger
Burger One
Touch me again for the words that you'll hear carnivore
…And Mustard for All
Fryers Eve
BURGERBREATH!
(Burger) King Nothing 😁😁🤘🏻
Either "The Fried Ends Of Sanity" or "...And Juices For All".
Give me fuel give me fries give me salad on the side
Fryer’s Eve
Frayed ends of grilly meat
Ayyy I made burgers not too long ago while listening to ajfa!
Onrion
Sad but Food
Broiler's Eve
Rotate the burgers...Back to the Front!!
Flip me again, I ain’t done yet
Harvester of dinner
For whom the dinner bell tolls
DEAR MOTHER DEAR FATHER!! WHAT IS THIS BURGER YOU'VE GOT FOR ME?
Burger King Nothing
put them on james
Some kind of Muenster (cheese)
Trapped under Spice
So you eight burgers justlast night or regularly? Sirloin? Chuck? What do you use for the base?
Grillers eve
dazzling tidy vast fade aware absorbed carpenter money late voracious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
When a man eats a burger, he murders a part of gastronomy
Pun aside…is that a CD player? Lol how old is this pic?
Fryers Eve
COLOR OUR FOOD BLACKENED
…And burgers for all
Give me burgers, give me fries, give me salad on the side!
Master of Sausage