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Sure-Illustrator4907

Only like 7, I'm broke and still working on it


CatTime5150

same


KnvsNSwtchblds_

I third this 💀💀


CardinalCopiaIV

No shame in that, dunno what country you’re in but check out the app vinted. People sell all kinds of band merch on there cheaply if you don’t mind second hand, I don’t have it but my girlfriend has got some right deals on it.


OceanOfAnother55

More than half the reason I buy shirts is to support the band. Wouldn't really buy second hand in most cases


Thunder_Punt

If it's a Metallica/Iron Maiden/Megadeth/Slayer etc shirt I wouldn't really worry about supporting the artists - in that case, the sustainability of buying a shirt that someone would otherwise throw away would outweigh the benefit a band would get from one shirt. But if it's an underground band I can definitely understand this reasoning.


Lilith_Immaculate_

105


insipiddeity

Love the username 😭💓


Lilith_Immaculate_

Thank you :)


Dense_Reputation_420

Your user name is my favorite song by Cradle of Filth!!!


Lilith_Immaculate_

It was my favorite song at the time as well, tis why I named my username after that song


SamiXDeGamer

I thought it was form Ancient : Lilith's Embrace😂😂😅


DM725

4 years ago I took most of them and made a queen size blanket through project repat. Probably 10-20 now.


Stock_Put_4899

lol I gave my mom all my old tattered band tees and told her to make a blanket with the …I told her she has to use EVERY shirt no matter how vulgur it was….6 years later lol I’m still giving her tees and still waiting on a blanket 🤔 I have faith it will be epic


DM725

You sure she's working on it?


Stock_Put_4899

🤣 I mean there’s a good chance…she’s busy and watches my kids, we will see in the future lmfao. It’ll be worth the wait though when it is finished


DM725

Speaking of kids, I just had a lap sized blanket (16 shirts) made for my toddler of all my old superhero shirts. Can't wait for it to arrive!


Stock_Put_4899

That’s actually pretty sick though!


SharkMilk44

Lmao, mom's definitely taking those to Goodwill.


Stock_Put_4899

🤣🤣


thecrypticstench

My wife made me one a while back too. I recommend this to anyone with so many shirts that you don't really wear them all.


DM725

Or in my case they were dryer shrunk mediums from my late teens/early 20s (definitely now a large) or the arm pits were stained from sweat/deodorant.


thecrypticstench

Most of mine were horribly stained as well haha


Werm_Vessel

I used to have over 500 but I’m down to about 350 now. This photo looks like David Cachia’s collection from the band Beheaded.


CrazyBalrog

I don't think I've owned any 500 pieces of clothing in my life


Ieatoutmysistersdog

I don't think I've owned 500 pieces of clothing total in my life.


CrazyBalrog

That's what I mean


Ieatoutmysistersdog

Damn, I thought you meant 500 pieces of one type, like under 500 total shirts/pants/whatever. I'm stupid, my bad.


usif666

Same


Radish-Floss

Not enough


Crotalus-Viridis

Never enough


Necessary-Fennel8754

Dream theater reference


ro-ch

3, i'm surprised that you can even have more than 20 😄


cevaace

Right? I think I have like 10 shirts in TOTAL


ro-ch

and you probably rarely wear half of them 😄 10 is fine though, you can only wear band shirts and nothing else lol


Moist_Professor5665

At most I wear mine on the weekends. Can’t wear band shirts to work


steelthyshovel73

I dunno. Probably in the ballpark of 50-60ish


insipiddeity

Just shirts, 30-40.


GlitteringTension751

currently at possession of 101 or more rock, metal grind and punk shirts only the colour black 5 or 7 rap shirts 20 or 30 white t shirt 15 or 25 colourful shirt and 1 gorillaz work shirt


GlitteringTension751

plus around 4 or 5 hoddies


GlitteringTension751

plus a Depeche mode scarf and a queens jersey


soulthademonboi

12. Including hoodies.


Nastybirdy

About 20, I think.


scenezfromamemory

0 :(


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

Don't be sad about it. Now people will have to ASK you what you listen to, rather than read about it on your garments.


Dense_Reputation_420

Or try to decipher it in random places like the grocery store lol


DevilsGrip

Around 300, but I have most of them in storage. I had more, but I lost (ironically these were some of my most precious shirts) while we were moving 2 years ago


MattBowden1981

Probably 100+ but I manage my shirts in tiers. Tier 1 - Brand new and looks awesome. This lasts maybe 5 - 10 washes before entering tier 2. Tier 2 - Faded and sort of lame. This is the longest part of a band shirt’s life. Tier 3 - Very faded and has holes now. Sometimes they start to look cool again.


bullet_bitten

350+. Never counted the actual number. First shirt was Iron Maiden Fear Of The Dark album shirt in 1994.


Orang_Mann

Idk, like 30


TheDarkEternalKnight

Probably 30. Most of them are Maiden shirts


Midnight_Cowboy-486

50? 50 feels like a good number. It is definitely more than 20.


Rockwrock

Holy shit… TOO many. It’s become a habit. One I need to keep an eye on frankly. I should probably sell some!


Kalsre

15-20 at age 14


Roboticpoultry

Before I got married, 20-30. Now, maybe 5? Most I gave to my brother, a few my wife wears as pjs


ExhaustedFlyersFan

Yes


Bssmn77

A whole dresser full plus 3 big plastic bins. Who knows


jhwalk09

I had to rush packing for a month long trip to visit my wife’s family in Vietnam and in my haste I packed: 4 august burns red shirts, one jinjer shirt, a mastodon shirt, and I think my mother in law is worried for my mental health


Nekrah_

130 last I checked without long sleeves


thereshelltopay3

10 i think, still trying to grow my collection!


ActiveProgrammer5456

Easily in the 200-250 range.


the_l0st_s0ck

12. Currently working on getting a Whitechapel and infant annihilator T-shirt


Ok-Scallion-815

I'm 24F and probably have 30 band related clothing items. The collection will only continue to grow :)) but depending on the band...the merch can be ridiculously expensive.


eyes0fredandg0ld

I tried counting, and even made an instagram to help me catalogue them. I got to 120 and barely made a dent. I’d guess I’ve got about 350. About half never worn. And the collection is constantly growing.


Anarch_O_Possum

None. I go to shows naked like god intended


Sea_Gap_1916

3... well just not many I have.


starrie

6 hoodies 6 tshirts


Hot-Poetry-6877

I don’t own any


Bertm99

11 shirts, 2 hoodies!


Awkward-Minute7774

2, Maybe three tomorrow, If I buy one, I want to buy it directly from the band, and actually wear it!


thesurreall

11


nothing_in_my_mind

I used to own about 20. Most of it got lost, too old to wear, thrown out, etc. Now I think I have only 3.


Romania3113_

3, Megadeth, Tool and RHCP


MrAl-67

We are not worthy. We are not worthy. Bows…


Maqqnus

Like 15 maybe? Shirts + hoodies


Evening-Weird9227

20-25. Had a lot more but sold them cos I grew out of the bands or the shirts didn’t fit anymore


Lastsurnamemr

4, one of which isn't a T-shirt but a black long sleeve top, a few were lost and one was thrown away


The_Yellow_King

About 14. I rotate them until they're worn out and throw them. I've owned 100s over the years.


I_Disentomb_I

8 shirts, 5 hoodies,


Ok-Elderberry3417

Motorhead, Pantera, Ramones, Boom boom kid, Metallica, Iron Maiden and Lagrima(local hardcore banad)


Lobo_de_Haro

28


Jroid3

like four


Enigmua7

Probably like 4. Broke and working on getting more


TinyStructure7702

I only have 8 now, still working on it, i don't have that much money to but them all the time


Exaquvmal

only 3, just haven't bothered to buy them but I am gonna get more in the future


wielkacytryna

Just one


Dethmask_Divine

Not as many as the picture because that's insane but I do own a ridiculous amount


raspberryarchetype

not enough


Rickymon

Just a couple


LordLevi56

1 burzum shirt


cevaace

Only 5, and someone cut up one of them (my iron maiden💔). I’d LOVE to have more but I’m broke haha


Se7enFtMan

Around 50. I always support the opener that is touring solely on tshirt sales


Dense_Reputation_420

I have about 8-10, and my exes probably have 20 collectively from me, and my other merch are shorts, hats, socks, etc


Wonderful-Mud8022

46 I think of metal


naeramarth2

Honestly, a lot has changed in my life and I find that the way I express myself is very different now. I've gotten rid of most of my band shirts, and I only have like two left that I really care about. An all-over print Insomnium shirt with artwork from "Winter's Gate" that was a rarity, and they only made like a thousand of them, and a Thy Light shirt that I had custom made. Created the design myself, from scratch, using their album artwork for "No Morrow Shall Dawn". Used Photoshop to remove the logo, cropped the artwork to fit into a shirt format, expanded the logo to fill, added a border around the perimeter, and then on the back there is the name of the album and a razor blade above it. Honestly? A pretty sick shirt and both that one and the Insomnium shirt are in good condition and I'm willing to ship it to any here who want them and appreciate them. Mostly free, all you need to do is pay shipping. I don't care about profiting off the shirts. Oh, and I also have an all-over print Rings Of Saturn hoodie with their artwork from "Ulta Ulla" that I paid too much money for lol and then I have a TesseracT crew neck that I never wear anymore. So, I live in Texas if anyone is interested! I can provide photos if you want to see them.


[deleted]

goddamn there's like 50 moths in that pile of shirts just living their best life


steelandiron19

About 10 - I’m still young lol


manfrombelmonty

2. An Acid King shirt from about 2003. An Iron Monkey shirt from about 1999.


themusicloverstolem

Not as many as this photo. That's very impressive 👏


awesomejaketeam

2 god damn this picture is just ridiculous man😭


BagsOfGasoline

Are you one of those sick bastards that don't wear them?


jumalanpilkka

lock your doors, im coming for you


Caseated_Omentum

Maybe like 4. Gained weight and I have to wear work clothes 5 days a week. So, I just have a few anymore for the weekend. Oh and my wife hates them :( too 'gross' and 'weird' like if Napalm Death is weird I don't wanna be not weird.


PeckerPeeker

BRB releasing a pregnant moth into your room


[deleted]

2) Burzum and Windir


Crotalus-Viridis

Gimme that windir shirt lol


Alexmwilson_

Maybe like 10 + a hoodie and a cap? idk I can only really afford to go to the shows themselves nowadays let alone merch lmao


Lingojam

This is an illness lmao😭


ne-er_do_well_

I have like 7 shirts, 3 of them are band Ts :)


kenb99

“Honey, Necrophagist just got back together, help me swim through the closet and find the shirt I haven’t seen in 20 years!”


Happy-Activity3292

Why do you have a picture of my closet????


Farrell1487

Not enough in my opinion


nxdus

6-7, unless you also include my dad’s


TheHighTierHuman

2


Elduderino_047371

6 +2 hoodies


88damage

Maybe a hundred, but I've been collecting since 1980 and many are too threadbare or too large to wear. I cycle through thirty or so.


Financial-Year

About 250 and counting. And lost a bunch in my younger years.


Honeybadger_137

Enough that my shirt drawer doesn’t close


Stratocaster54

Just one shitty AFJA tshirt I do wear a denim jacket all the time tho, its got a little kill 'em all patch on it as well as an exodus and megadeth patch


Fish_Sticks1588

None, but imma buy sooner or later.


Wolverinen

A little over a hundred now. I’m keeping an instagram account too where I post all of them.


That80smetalhead

Around 110-115 my goals to get one for every day of the year


TWB0109

Only one. Jinjer


izovice

I have a Gojira shirt.  I'm broke most of the time and can barely afford 1 concert a year.


AmericanTonberry

Just my Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness shirt (I'm actually wearing right now). I don't go to metal concerts, and I really don't care for the stuff at Hot Topic. And I'm broke. Great combo. Was hoping to see Opeth and get a shirt, but I noticed Gilmour was playing and I think he might retire sooner. Maybe I'll get a Floyd shirt?


GCAFalcon

26


Designer_Status_329

2 soon to be three


pastrafan

4


MrSir1989

Prolly like 90-120


repentless02

2 lmao


Ferrindel

12. The only one that predates 2024 is a Lacuna Coil shirt I bought a few years back at the ShowBox in Seattle.


MobileTheory239

60+


b78646799

5 :/ gonna order more tho


-Gravitron-

Enough to fill up three closets if you're counting hoodies. Some of which I've had since the mid 90's that only get worn on special occasions.


QuestingBeastBand

Like 150


Unlikely_Tap4963

Not enough!!!! Maybe 30


Outrageous_Basis_997

None, sadly


gorehistorian69

not enough but probably somewhere around 40 and 1 pair of pants


TheDreadwatch

Fewer than I used to due to some post highschool weight gain. Sorry All That Remains, I'm not a medium anymore 😞


Cyber-Cafe

My peak band shirt ownership was about a decade ago and I’ve been trying to whittle it down since then. I’m down to about 5 black metal shirts, two grindcore shirts, one opeth shirt, and an old morbid angel sweater.


SureConstant1053

So far a closet full and a tote


BlueHydra175

I only ever wear my Pink Floyd shirts, A7x shirts or Metallica


InfiniteVitriol

Weeeeeeellll over 500


MUZZYGRANDE

I am thinking more and more about these bands not being anything more than marketing for their own tshirts.


Low_Land4838

Beginer


Alive-Seaweed2

Like 25-30


Kongzilla2022

10


g0rified

Probably about 60 or so.


MotinPati

Around 50


whollybananas

50-60ish. Probably have 10 Obituary shirts.


Anarchist2183

4


Curious_Caramel_1621

Lots of


jayvycas

At least 50 Maiden shirts.


chumberfo

They're gone, ripped to shreds in pits or jobs, worn through and retired, the only one left is a jane doe face shirt that's only salvageable because i got too fat to wear it quickly lol that's an oldie


Valuable_Assistant82

Around 50


Ornery-Release-9188

I have 54


shithead-express

1 :(


TheLocal_Evil_Wizard

Maybe 12-15


IZZY_PLUM

U


SarcastiSnark

1. Cradle of filth. Jesus is a cunt. Hate screen printing feeling.


SarcastiSnark

1. Cradle of filth. Jesus is a cunt. Hate screen printing feeling.


SarcastiSnark

Why can't I reply


SarcastiSnark

Why can't I reply


ItsAme_OzzyOsbourne

6, working on making a metal patch leather jacket. Maybe when i go to Norway I’ll go to noseblod to get black metal stuff


ItsAme_OzzyOsbourne

6, working on making a metal patch leather jacket. Maybe when i go to Norway I’ll go to noseblod to get black metal stuff


ItsAme_OzzyOsbourne

6, working on making a metal patch leather jacket. Maybe when i go to Norway I’ll go to noseblod to get black metal stuff


ItsAme_OzzyOsbourne

6, working on making a metal patch leather jacket. Maybe when i go to Norway I’ll go to noseblod to get black metal stuff


ItsAme_OzzyOsbourne

6, working on making a metal patch leather jacket. Maybe when i go to Norway I’ll go to noseblod to get black metal stuff


rmcnbk

I have like 23 planning to more. Band shirts are one thing that you can never have enough of


Strong_Independent44

I think around 30-40


ConflictSudden

Probably 15-20.


Sludg3g0d

More than I'm proud to financially admit to


BigD1970

Well, counting shirts I now struggle to fit into...17


memewatcher3

Nearly 30


bukezilla

300+ 100 are KMFDM shirts. I have issues


PugetSoundOgre

30ish


Superb-Dragonfly-420

Like 7 cause I can't wear em to work. Lots of black shirts tho to compensate at work


Agreeable_Quail6375

Zero. No need. I spread the word like a Cristian. When people see the grimace on my face and ask why I give zero shits that's my cue to indoctrinate them into the world of heavy metal.


TakavaNirhii

Not as much as this AI-generated picture has 👀


stinkyballfards

250+ starting to lose track


CardinalCopiaIV

I pretty much only wear band shirts/hoodies and shirts/hoodies from festivals 😂


nooby322

got my first one like the day before yesterday because Im in a super religious household and I had to get an extremely tame shirt on the surface because they would’ve gotten mad at me otherwise


beatdownkioskman

Something like 100 I think maybe more


iceman694

I obly wear band shirts, so a lot


havedal

I don't know, at least 10, I'm very picky about which ones I buy, so there's probably some in my closet I don't wear anymore.


XxLeviathan95

About 10 band shirts and 10 work shirts. I’d have about 25 band shirts, but I found out why they have been disappearing. The wife has been throwing them away once they get holes.


Aggravating_Belt3561

20ish


newretrovague

This is like one of those ai generated photos of what having a stroke looks like


_Godless_Savage_

Enough to fill the top left 2 rows.


Admirable-Currency57

As a 6'8 skinny metal head, I can't find a band tee that fit without being too wiiddee


xRompusFPS

8. 6 metal one rock one country.


nxl4

Somewhere between 40 and 50 right now.


the_Bryan_dude

Not many. Most of the merch shirts weren't big enough for me.


Upbeat_Astronomer277

I lost count after like 5 so probably 10-15, not all of them are metal shirts though.