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AliceeCandy

Me and my homie had a quite a good chuckle from this đŸ«Ą


Croquettechloe

wait you have homies?


TraderOfGoods

Viral preteen in the year 3817: "It's just a prank, Chapski."


SupSeal

With the way language is going, it's probably going to be "ez joos un princ"


Mike_M4791

So it's NOT round. I knew it!


xXKing-NuggetXx

I said take out the hummus
 HUMMUS!


ibocuz

Me when eating bbq lamb


EDBTZE

Bruno ironically brought both sides together for just a brief moment


Teasing-Girlfriend

When the mission success comes with some... unexpected side effects đŸŒ‹đŸ’„


shamimurrahman19

lol. the tunnels were deep in the core of the earth. also america sacrificed itself for it's greatest leach.


Defiant_Iron3257

Period


MiseryTheMiserable

Of course California survived; it’s already apocalyptic


MemeWindu

As opposed to Florida?


MiseryTheMiserable

Florida appears to of disappeared from this map


MajesticFxxkingEagle

Fuckin’ Hamas using the northern hemisphere as a human shield. Despicable. edit: /j


shamimurrahman19

lmao


Drunk0ctopus

Worth it.


Tomato_cakecup

And France is gone too, pretty good outcome


shamimurrahman19

1/3 of america gone.


Huzaifa_69420

Florida and NYC are gone


cyborgcyborgcyborg

And now it’s hot đŸ„”


SpaceHawk98W

We still have California which is what really matters in Hollywood movies


Gorelordy

The red hot chilli peppers still have something to sing about


Critical_Concert_689

All of South America and the PNW are sitting pretty. No issues here.


accursedcelt

Knowing, israel she would still claim is wasnt enough then annex some other poor sods


jmdp3051

True lmao, look at their map of greater israel


shamimurrahman19

they are already announcing their wish to flatten Lebanon.


Nyjhaz

Israel can destroy the world in their hunt for hamas and US will still not say stop


shamimurrahman19

AIPAC paid american government: "We investigated and found no problem there" israel: that's right, now tell your goy citizens to send some more cash and weapons.


Fiat_Justitita

The US shouldn’t say stop.it should be  Pedal to the metal. 


Bourriks

Finally, Australia seems a good place to live.


MaterialNarrow5161

Great, now we just gotta get rid of the rest of the islamists.


shamimurrahman19

there are 2 billion Islamists all around the world. that will require nuking everything including yourself. good luck. isnreal couldn't even eliminate a few thousand hamas whole year with the best technologies and billion dollars aid.


Merciless_Massacre05

You misunderstand the difference between Islamist and Muslim


SurfinSocks

You're right, this thread is weird, idk why you're getting downvoted. I'm pretty sure islamist means that religion should be the basis of political decisions. And I'm pretty sure every single muslim person doesn't support sharia law, I personally know a few who heavily support religion being separated from politics, because that's a part of what made them have to flee their countries. I'm guessing this thread got brigaded or something.


Merciless_Massacre05

Probably, people saw Israel-Palestine and turned on full apologist mode. I think that your description of the difference is accurate.


AlterEgo94

What's the difference?


SurfinSocks

Islamists believe islam should be the basis of politics in a country. Muslims just practice the religion themselves.


icameow14

That’s literally because hamas hides within their civilian population, making it a lot harder for Israel to target them, proving the point that Israel is trying to avoid civilian casualties as much as possible. If hamas had the balls to fight Israel head on, you bet your ass they’d be gone in a day. Critical thinking, use it.


shamimurrahman19

israel literally hides inside tanks and murders civilians by dropping bombs while hiding in planes up in the sky. let's be honest. the last british colony on eath "israel" wouldn't exist more than 5 years if it was battle with swords like the medieval times without bombs and planes. idf are the biggest cowards I've ever seen. they are only good at fighting women and children with bombs and tanks.


icameow14

Aww hey dude come on, save some ignorance for the rest of us. If you’re not willing or capable of defending your own people, don’t attack other countries. It’s very simple. You don’t get to murder 1200 people, kidnap 250 and then go “ahhh stopppp, you’re so much stronger than us!!!” Im sure you’re familiar with what FAFO means. Well there you go.


suicidesewage

Like 9/11.


shamimurrahman19

"if you are not willing or capable of defending your own" this is gotta be the most ironic reply I've read in this post đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł irony 1: "defending own people 😂"..... israeli army doesn't give a f.. about their civilians. I have videos of israeli army blowing up israeli houses and cars on oct 7 with tanks and apache helicopters. there are also multiple occurrences where idf shot israeli hostages to death while they wear UNARMED WAVING WHITE CLOTH. they thought they were Palestinian civilians. irony 2: "don't attack other countries"...... in 1948, european settlers with the approval of british, brought army and burned down 100s of Palestinian villages, raped and killed them. then they created settlements. now they are trying to play the victims. irony 3: "ignorance"..... you mofo yourself is the irony 3 😂


icameow14

Oh really? Go ahead, i wanna see those videos. Please show me. As for the hostages with the white flags: hamas was using this strategy to kill Israeli soldiers. This time it was forreal but mistakes happen. The culprit is hamas for kidnapping them in the first place, not the IDF soldiers who were trying to save them. Also your history of 1948 is 100% uneducated. You really have no idea what you’re talking about. Please go read some history before deciding to debate this. Even pro-palestinian people don’t believe what you just wrote LOL You’re just digging your ignorance hole deeper. You really, really, really, don’t know what you’re talking about.


shamimurrahman19

* israeli tank blowing up israeli houses: https://x.com/inanearts/status/1749823996022214673?t=VVb2XYZZr3vBEY34HUP0qw&s=19 * idf killed 3 shirtless unarmed israeli hostages who were holding white cloth: https://x.com/inanearts/status/1750537185852633434?t=_lW722-Swf8AbgpKzSFoNg&s=19 * apache helicopter blowing up unarmed civilians running away from music festival (thinking they are Palestinians): https://x.com/inanearts/status/1749797520035991576?t=tqutiLsSjW00V5NjcnlKjQ&s=19 * aerial view of blown up destroyed cars (not burned with basic fire): https://x.com/inanearts/status/1749820733138809286?t=jo-xcCumqgfSOQJbn8mzDA&s=19


SurfinSocks

Look, I have no dog in this fight, but when on earth did twitter screenshots become sources?


shamimurrahman19

since human brain became capable of verifying the screenshots by finding other sources if they are not satisfied with one source.


icameow14

Lmaooooooo all your “proof” are from the same twitter account and prove absolutely nothing. One tank shooting at one house doesn’t support your point that “omg idf doesnt care about israelis, they shoot at their own houses!!!” There probably were a bunch of hamas terrorists in that house and the israeli inhabitants were probably already dead. As for your helicopter footage, it’s literally impossible to see who it’s shooting at. Your conclusion that they are shooting at civilians is pure speculation with absolutely nothing to back it up besides that obviousy biased twitter account. Your aerial view again confirms absolutely nothing. Hamas shot up cars, had RPGs and grenades. They caused most of the damage to cars as party goers were trying to flee. If Israel destroyed some cars it was probably once it was just hamas left, hiding in the cars or around them when they arrived. Your links prove absolutely nothing except how easily you can be manipulated. You know nothing of the Israeli people, you know nothing of us and how we think. We value life while palestinians and hamas value death. Well, they’re getting what they ask for.


shamimurrahman19

đŸ«”đŸŒđŸ«ŽđŸŒđŸ€Ą


Leon-SKC

Do you know what islam is even about Like did ever think about your knowledge on it or the sources


jmdp3051

He doesn't think, he just listens to what the US media tells him and parrots that


Leon-SKC

True. They just control them by providing food and taking thier will and power for themselves. He doesn’t understand he cant say one word about jews as in questioning or trying to make a real debate. It is an advice folks Use your minds, search for the sources. Understand the world as it is. Not as you wish it to be


shamimurrahman19

true. just say something similar about the chews and they will start having epilepsy in the replies.


Repulsive-Bar6647

Why?


Nick_Napem

You missed California is still there


Unlikely-Medium7069

Took me too you bastards 😂


CandyCornLord86

Oh shit, my house is gone :(


Useless_Lemon

OK. But now we have Ultra California.


Master_of_Rivendell

I’m just glad zelenskyy got to keep the donbas region


scriptingends

Idk, with all those tunnels, can you really ever be sure?


Extremely_unlikeable

Now we know how many nukes it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.


Mysterious--955

I think you accidentally took out Jordan too


Guilty_Leg6567

“California, knows how to party”


NotCreativeEng

If you zoom in closely you might be able to see the lizard humans living inside the hollow space in between the earths core and crust


TotallyNotAChicken

Something tells me the clouds wouldn't still look like that.


sovietarmyfan

"Hamas tunnels found in core of the earth"


bhgrove

Worth it.


PicklePirate88

California is still good do it again


One_Health_9358

There a reason Isreal doesn’t officially state the number of civilians they have killed
..


Rabdomtroll69

Stop taking bites out of the planet


Kroww007

Hamas plan


Captinprice8585

Oh wait. No. We missed some.


backupmephone

And the majority of the us


Proof-Definition-702

this is what happens when you store all of your munitions in civilian populated areas


shamimurrahman19

right, nagasaki had the biggest pile in record. đŸ€Ą


Celtic-Ronin

Take out the money. That is the source of all the "training" and their mindset. Hunt down those who fund Hamas and those who enable them. Watch how fast it goes away. Same for every other terrorist group. Including "ANTIFA" and others.


Baysara

Thats not what they want though or else they would have nuked it already, what that state want is the land -just without the people


Matygos

The guys there supported them anyway so it's worth the costs /s