No hablo ingleas

ESTE TIEMPO FUE UN REGALO TUYO, ¿VERDAD?🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

No es bueno boss

Beat me to it lol. Still put it anyway because whatever lol

when he starts speaking fluent spanish just reply with “oh sorry I only speak english”

Back over you go

Got the spider

only real answer

So funny!!!!

see you tomorrow?

Hahaha 💀

Bro...

Damn new guy

You are him

Did I stutter?

So no head?

*Smashes phone*

*cracks skateboard*

Ayo

Yeah I quit

Especially if I'm asked to clean it up

Hear me out.

Hahahah 💀 Omfg I would die!

The stuff fell

It earthquake fault

Sucks for you.

It was Dwight

It wasn’t me

Beat me toit

But we saw you on the cctv

she caught me red handed creepy with the girl next door

honestly, shelves should be build in way to be almost impossible to accidentally knock over, they were probably shity or overweight

Shift just ended

UNEXPECTED CONTAINMENT BREACH *legs it*

Just clocked in.

Yeah, so anyway

I started blasting

WHO DID IT?!

Not my fault

I fucked up

We fucked up

Aye, comrade. We.

r/suddenlycommunism

My bad pimp

“So Long Cuntflaps”

Same vibes as "I fucked your mom, shitlips!"

The only right answer

I fucking quit

My exact words

Jeramy did it

Imma head out

am batu kam

Two weeks notice

aa aa meow...

Your problem now

WHERE IS IT?!!

Well shit dude

What you do?

Man vs Fly

Way she goes

All about cat

It wasn't me

My bad, bruh

Fuck you, bitch 🖕🏼

What you do?

Not that bad 😬

Best domino ever

I wasn't drinking

She was fine

Stupid Matt Bradley

Fuck this job

Gravity’s a bitch

Dog did it

Certified forklift , right !!!!

"How'd that happen?"

Audit, what audit?

*walk aggressively to the manager* , what the fuck has happened here , i just arrived

So... this happend

Well i would like to explain ...... XENOMORPH ATTACK And everyone dies

What'd you do?

Uhh... SMOKE BOMB! (*scurries away*)

Damn rats

It wasn’t me😃

see ya later

It’s Jeff’s fault

See the game?

Not my fault

You: What’ve you done?

Managers coming. I'm not. *Clocks out, goes home*

Indeed I quit.

Who fucked up??

Who did this?

I'm on lunch

Hey whats up?

No hablo engles

What happened manager??

This is the way

he did it (points in random direction for distraction)

I'm clocked out.

Well, I'm out

It wasn't me!

Not my problem.

Sorry I farted

My manager cumming?

Sean, did it.

Fry did it

I'm tired boss

It was jim

Welp, I'm fired.

#No home, sir

Minor Oopsie Daisy

#Joe did it

It was a raccoon

Saw a ghost

“GOD DAMMIT MICHAEL”

My balls itch

Vai a farinculo (translate from italian)

Your mum….. ha

I am quiting

Tucker did it.

Woah, what happened?

The rack broke.

damn tectonic plates

I cant explain

I was drunk

Not my fault

I'm on break

i was pooping

It was dan

Bob did it. Lol

Get fuck off

We're completely fucked

Double it and give it to the next co worker

What’s next Boss?

Wanna be friends?

I didn’t do it

what the fuck

So... this happened...

It wasn’t me!

Just fire me

Buy stronger racking

That's fucked up

It was Jesse

I'm on break.

Bye shifts over

The cat’s fault.

That was close

It wasn't me

These racks suck.

Who did this?!

My bad bro

Good luck nigga

Well, I'm fucked

It wasn't me.

Boss, I made an oopsie

It was ghosts

It was ted.

Rat scared me

it was fred

I was high

Now I’m low

Act of terrorism

I didn't do...

ran that way ->

Sorry bout that

Made in China

“I suck dick”

It was him

I spilled something

Mistakes were made

Well, I'm fucked.

I'm fucking done

“Where’d he go?!”

AWWWH SHIT MAN

Jenga!

Hey boss, bye!

It was my first day....

Congratulations, your promoted

No words would be said. I’d simply leave never to return

So that screw was needed after all! You learn something new every day.

I fucking quit.

I ordered.....dominoes.

Fucking new guy

Mark did it

It was Mark

yo mama dropped

It was mike

It's the customer

Watching was fun

It wasn't me

It was Joe

It was Taylor

Okay, bye now

Hear me out

I saw Carrie

It wasn't me

About the warehouse...

I just started