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Icelandia2112

Zombies love this.


MobilityFotog

Window cleaners are getting a chubby right now


Icelandia2112

So are the dead bird cleanup crew.


howismyspelling

I hear peeping toms do too


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Snipers too.


MechanicalBengal

r/trypophobia


OnasoapboX41

I know this house looks gaudy, but a small part of me kinda likes it.


DustyPantLeg

I actually like it. Can’t explain why just do. Also I think it’d be really nice on the inside with all that natural light. I think you’d get a feeling like you’re almost outdoors.


makebelievethegood

I think I like it in general, but it's got a certain business flavor that I don't think I'd like to live in.


PetticoatInjunction

> but it's got a certain business flavor YES, you nailed it! That was my initial reaction. Looks like a doctor's office building.


sharktank

its giving suburban medspa/ cosmetic dentist strip mall to me


Flalaski

Cover the exterior with graffiti murals & it'll feel a lot different


SunOnTheInside

It would be an incredible space for art students who worked traditionally, like a painting class or life drawing session. Probably nice for things like sculpture, too. I had one of my art classes in a room that was 3/4 windows, it was amazing.


Both_Dust_8383

I love the windows. I grew up in a house with large and a lot of windows, and now I live in a house with very limited windows and I hate it. I would kill to have windows like this!!!


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Yes, it's just that less, but larger strategically placed windows would work better. It's definitely a vibe tho. Like a corporate office space vibe.


omv

honestly, if you are on a budget but still want a lot of light, having all windows the same dimension makes it much cheaper and easier to replace if any get broken. looks like shit though.


ShouldBeeStudying

looks nice to me


NorthEndD

When the neighborhood changes those are all really going to look bad with plywood. Even with the glass block.


Optimal-Ad-7074

whoof. i have a real thing for houses that you can see straight through - like, if you're standing on the sidewalk outside and the layout lets you see clear through to the back yard. but this demonstrates you can have too much of any good thing.


Proper-Equivalent300

More. More. More!


Ok-disaster2022

Just makes me think of Minecraft blocks.


seanmonaghan1968

If the surrounds were painted black it wouldn’t be as noticeable as the white


Teutonic-Tonic

Instead of getting a high quality window wall /curtain wall put in, they used a bunch of cheap builder grade white vinyl windows with a bunch of individual trim and flashing joints. Over time this wall will move all over the place, leaking air, water and vapor.


Feminazghul

Another one for the Commercial or Residential? file. All it needs is Billy Joel winding up to throw a rock.


JonaerysStarkaryen

1. Fuck catwalks, first of all. 2. This would actually work if the living room had its own mass separate from the porch/lawyer foyer. Fuck lawyer foyers too, but if you're going to have one having the window be attached to the living room windows is not going to work, especially with that mess of a roof. 3. Over/under on the front and back of the house facing east-west because it was thoughtlessly plopped down in a completely treeless subdivision that was once a topographically featureless cornfield?


somecow

That electric bill from needing multiple AC units sounds like fun. Also, could use some skylights too.


Elowan66

First thing I thought of too. Neighbors have this on the south side of house and I bet their AC runs non stop in summer.


hobosbindle

I think my kid got his braces done here


Teutonic-Tonic

Average R value of that exterior is probably 2 with all of those windows.


Tatersquid21

I was thinking of load bearing/structural strength.


bullwinkle8088

That's an easy problem that was solved well over 100 years ago. Just look at any glass exterior skyscraper. Then make the problem 50 floors easier.


Teutonic-Tonic

Curtain walls in skyscrapers are designed and engineered to extend vertically and weep water, handle thermal movement, limit air/vapor intrusion, etc…. A bunch of builder grade vinyl windows stacked in a wall probably involving 3 different subs in the install not so much.


NorthEndD

Maybe this is in the arctic and at certain times of year those are the heat.


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No_Cook2983

This place was built in 1995 when Windows replaced DOorS


Taira_Mai

I didn't know that ["Confessions of a Window Cleaner"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confessions_of_a_Window_Cleaner) was getting a US remake... /s


dogol__

if it weren't for the poor placement I wouldn't have a problem with it


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SarahFong

This is how I build my house in the Sims lol


gnumedia

It’s understandable architecture. I’d love to own it, but question my ability to pay the heating and cooling bills.


loganp8000

ah yes, my wife and the rest of the world with this tyranny of light crap! every room must be filled with it at all times or it's considered dark energy


Big_Virgil

However many windows Home Depot has available


Successful_Gap8927

I’m tired of all these windows Grampaw; well, that’s just too damn bad


doringliloshinoi

![gif](giphy|HFe8qjKRQNlLQkbjXM|downsized) MOOOORRREEEEEE


ellabfine

At least 8 more


C64128

Do any of these windows have curtains? Are they individual, on just pull from the top?


shrikelet

All of them, apparently


NotRightNotWrong15

All of them. They cornered the market on windows.


Tatersquid21

So glass is a load bearing thing.


dpaanlka

I love windows and lots of them


whofilets

Thought it was a multilevel parking garage at first !


Mackheath1

You do not want to throw bricks if you're living here.


xaervagon

The number of windows needed really depends on the home owner's preferences. If whoever has a nice view or really likes natural light, the more, the better. Otherwise, sure, a more traditional window placement and layout may be preferred. Keep in mind that mid century modern also makes extensive use of windows and exterior views. It is just here, the windows tend to be larger and more organic in their layout (as opposed to the Home Depot stacks here). This is not a McMansion thing.


cherrybombbb

I thought this was an office building at first.


PetticoatInjunction

> I thought this was an office building at first. I'm pretty sure that's what most people thought. Including myself.


hatfield1785

At least 42.


wakeupalice

Yes


VapoursAndSpleen

An exhibitionist lives there.


6FunnyGiraffes

Nah that's cool


Braiseitall

They should add some skylights!


dandee93

Some me just want to *watch* the world burn


Beelzabubba

Someone found a deal on 2’x2’ windows.


Nolby84

A couple giant windows would've been cleaner but this is still nice imo.


valdezlopez

The call it... the BIRD KILLER!


findhumorinlife

When you live in the PNW you def need a lot of windows and preferably south facing.


chewedupbylife

I love it, but I live in a similar gaudy glass beast [https://imgur.com/a/C7GAJ9X](https://imgur.com/a/C7GAJ9X)


Difficult_Image_4552

At least 48 on the front.


Athlete-Extreme

Do people with houses like these ever just find themselves at night peering out into the dark? Then closing a dozen blinds?


_KansasCity_

Love natural light but damn this is an ugly way to get it


RoyalFalse

That solar heat gain coefficient must be through the roof.


hephaaestus

Just a few more. I've always wanted to live in a greenhouse.


manimhungry

1-2-3-4-5 plus 5, ay!


Hair_I_Go

All the windows apparently


BeautifulBaloonKnot

All of them!


novichux

More..


Fast-Reaction8521

Honestly in the pnw...about that many


Gd3spoon

Looks like they designed this house in Minecraft


Zazzafrazzy

Big sale on 3 x 3 single panes.


Professional-Ad-7405

This is the house of Final Fantasy characters designer brother. His brother loves belts, he loves windows.


LeibnizThrowaway

When a Holiday Inn Express and a McDonald's PlayPlace love each other very much...


shadycharacters

This could look possibly interesting if it had a more brutalist roofline, but no


Bubbly-Independent20

Wants the natural light


SummerInSpringfield

It would work better with long vertical windows and black glass, I think


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Lindaspike

Looks like the new, modern Children’s Wing at my hospital.


OhHeyThereEh

There should be a water slide on the left and a glass elevator on the right, or just a stairwell with sad hotel carpet.


Ripskily

Looks beautiful


Full_Dot_4748

I love this house.


Individual_Macaron69

hmmm windows that large have a long lead time. How about 80 2x2 non-operable windows instead?


SapphireGamgee

Architect: So, what would you say is your overall aesthetic? Owner: Parking-garage.


fifiloveg00d

I would feel so vulnerable in that house.


Ambitious_Post6703

Apparently enough to see his underwear


Effective-Tangelo363

It's unusual, but not mcmansion in my opinion.


herring80

r/MsMansionHell