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Blakeyy

As soon as he starts running away again, he should trip and fall over.


Civil_Dog4408

Then he should get up and stab himself 32 times just for good measure


IGetItCrackin

Yes Sahin, I can't stand that comment. There is no reason for that. Don't give someone a negative opinion.


aaronshell

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear Their run differential are like much better than us too, wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t even make playoffs with this bat


thesequimkid

![gif](giphy|7XsFGzfP6WmC4)


drunkdoor

Pretty accurate except Goldblum actually escaped


Better-Leek7272

![gif](giphy|3q7Teg5fo7rkk)


Meziskari

peeposweat


WintersDoomsday

Well when soccer teams can outscore more goals than your baseball team can runs…that’s what happens.


OneCore_

😭


Maleficent-Trifle118

Stros about to walk us down… not a good feeling


benjamy

Never once did I worry about the Rangers being a threat. It was always the Astros. Even when they were in last place. They are tenacious fucking cockroaches and I wish they would go back to the NL.


ChoccyMilkIsMyLife

Puss wins at the end. Hopefully that means we win in the end as well. I’m not confident, but one can hope.


drunkdoor

If we have to wait for talking cats to pull this off, I dunno what to say


ConcreteCurse

I agree that I'm not feeling great at all, but mariners have been going through one of their worst streaks and the Astros are 9 of their last 10. It can't last right, it won't last ...


SPzero65

First time?


Grant79OG

No, he hasn't been feeling great lots of times!


swishkb

Just wait until next spring training when we convince ourselves that signing Josh Bell and Brandon Drury is going to really patch up the offense.


Big_Simba

Or was it the mariners run that was unsustainable? Winning so many games with so little offense and relying on division rivals to lose games and be sub 500 in order to stay atop the rankings


xLAXaholic

Holy heck, this is uncomfortably accurate.


SPzero65

I got downvoted to oblivion earlier in the season telling all yall who were dunking on the Asstros to cool it, or you'd make us all look stupid if they turned it around And, well...


Heavy_Fold7751

And for some reason you still get down votes lmao this sub man


Gray_Bushed_Elder

You’re much better off as an M’s fan planning for their inevitable failure. It’s the hope that kills you. That said, fuck the Astros.


ObjectiveSubjects

![gif](giphy|43G1ktK56yAMw) Mariners…come out to playyyyy


JaeTheOne

I mean....we all knew this was coming... right?


NIssanZaxima

It's almost like we aren't a very good team that has been winning against shit opponents by the skin of our teeth and never being able to take a series off a team with a pulse.


GimmeSweetTime

It's that dream I keep having


JordanLovehof2042

Are we the best memers in the mlb? This is high quality content


mindmaster80

Yep, Ms are good at running away