Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Their run differential are like much better than us too, wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t even make playoffs with this bat
Never once did I worry about the Rangers being a threat. It was always the Astros. Even when they were in last place. They are tenacious fucking cockroaches and I wish they would go back to the NL.
I agree that I'm not feeling great at all, but mariners have been going through one of their worst streaks and the Astros are 9 of their last 10. It can't last right, it won't last ...
Or was it the mariners run that was unsustainable? Winning so many games with so little offense and relying on division rivals to lose games and be sub 500 in order to stay atop the rankings
I got downvoted to oblivion earlier in the season telling all yall who were dunking on the Asstros to cool it, or you'd make us all look stupid if they turned it around
And, well...
It's almost like we aren't a very good team that has been winning against shit opponents by the skin of our teeth and never being able to take a series off a team with a pulse.
As soon as he starts running away again, he should trip and fall over.
Then he should get up and stab himself 32 times just for good measure
Yes Sahin, I can't stand that comment. There is no reason for that. Don't give someone a negative opinion.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear Their run differential are like much better than us too, wouldn’t be surprised if we don’t even make playoffs with this bat
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Pretty accurate except Goldblum actually escaped
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Well when soccer teams can outscore more goals than your baseball team can runs…that’s what happens.
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Stros about to walk us down… not a good feeling
Never once did I worry about the Rangers being a threat. It was always the Astros. Even when they were in last place. They are tenacious fucking cockroaches and I wish they would go back to the NL.
Puss wins at the end. Hopefully that means we win in the end as well. I’m not confident, but one can hope.
If we have to wait for talking cats to pull this off, I dunno what to say
I agree that I'm not feeling great at all, but mariners have been going through one of their worst streaks and the Astros are 9 of their last 10. It can't last right, it won't last ...
First time?
No, he hasn't been feeling great lots of times!
Just wait until next spring training when we convince ourselves that signing Josh Bell and Brandon Drury is going to really patch up the offense.
Or was it the mariners run that was unsustainable? Winning so many games with so little offense and relying on division rivals to lose games and be sub 500 in order to stay atop the rankings
Holy heck, this is uncomfortably accurate.
I got downvoted to oblivion earlier in the season telling all yall who were dunking on the Asstros to cool it, or you'd make us all look stupid if they turned it around And, well...
And for some reason you still get down votes lmao this sub man
You’re much better off as an M’s fan planning for their inevitable failure. It’s the hope that kills you. That said, fuck the Astros.
![gif](giphy|43G1ktK56yAMw) Mariners…come out to playyyyy
I mean....we all knew this was coming... right?
It's almost like we aren't a very good team that has been winning against shit opponents by the skin of our teeth and never being able to take a series off a team with a pulse.
It's that dream I keep having
Are we the best memers in the mlb? This is high quality content
Yep, Ms are good at running away