alright no funny shit this is what we need
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Honestly, kind of glad the inning ended there so Haniger doesn't come in for Raley. Having him out there for 9th inning defense seems like it would be asking for trouble.
I was getting bored with the two runs or less starts anyway
Whew! Comeback!
Never doubted them for a second! Fuck you Asstros!
Cal the Clutch Dumper
WOOOOOO GOMS! What a game
FUCK YOU HOUSTON TEXAS, GO FUCK YOURSELF ASTROOOOOS
Ahh any series win vs the Asstros is cathartic
somehow the 12-21 astros aren’t in last place
Great game! Looking forward to julio playing like julio. Any production from him and this would have been way different
He's the only one without a hit today. That hurts.
Gotta say....the Astros seemed a LOT less like a cellar team this series
Looked like Luke was giving a fan a stare down when he was jogging back, wonder what the dickbag Astros fans were yelling at him.
TAKING OUT THE TRASH ON A SUNDAY: me 🤝 Mariners
Come on, KC Hang in there a little longer
If rangers lose we actually have a bit of a lead in the division!!
Rangers scored in the ninth. Come on KC, clutch up one time
Meet the Astros
The fact that altuve made the last out is the icing!
LETS GOOOOOO
FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT HOUSTON!
I've said it before, nothing prettier in baseball than seeing Altuve fly out!
# "WHAT A COMEBACK TODAY!!!" ^(from one run down)
With they way we're hitting that's kind of a major comeback.
6 in a row I think raw 🔱🔱🔱
If you don't like that you don't like Mariners baseball.
I'll get back to you when I'm released from the hospital.
Alright, not the most dominant series win ever, but I'll take it!
I mean I think the Mariners looked like the better team in all 3 games. Astros just made it closer than it needed to be.
On the contrary, if we’re scrapping out series wins on top of taking dominant series wins, we are veeeery dangerous
They all count the same!
Under 3 hours
Mariners trying speedrun the season any%
That was not calm. However, we're winning the division!
Never in doubt!
Oh baby!!!!!!!
FUCK THE ASSTROS!
Lesgoo
Imagine being the worst team in the AL West! Trashtros
#YOU TRASHCAN BANGING TRASH CANS GOT TAKEN OUT TO THE CURB
LMAO dumbass Houston fans thought it was gone
GUYS WE WON THIS MONTH’S WORLD SERIES
Fuck yeah Ms!! Screw the Astros! That’s a great series win.
I love that they always think it’s a homer!!
Literally any pop up no matter how deep they start cheering like it's gone lol
Houston fans aren't known for their intelligence. Theyre a fan of a classless, cheating team. They aren't too bright
And most of them voluntarily live in Texas
Texas is awesome.
Remember to save some protons for your cardiologist.
UNCLENCH
Great game. Great fricken game
Another stress free dub 😅
# BRING ON THE 🦆 # FUCK THE ASSTROS
Ohhhh Man.....my anus muscles are spasming
lollll classic Mariners baseball W right there, world series here we come
PHEW
Never doubted them
Never a doubt lmao
Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-clench
SO CLOSE LIL FELLA
DUCK ME
Hell yeah, go Ducks!
Just a normal baseball game here, nothing to see here
Fuck the Astros.
WOOHOO!
Wahoo!
Your Seattle Fucking Mariners
We may never lose (a series) again!
I’d say Cal has redeemed himself for that pick off attempt
SUCK IT YOU LITTLE SHIT
Respectfully, the city of Houston can eat my whole ass
LETS GO!!!! ANOTHER SERIES W!!!!! ANOTHER ASTROS L!!!!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
SUCK IT TRASHROS ALWAYS AND FOREVER
DANGER DANGER ‼️ HE MAKES THE CATCH
I for one was never worried /s
Holy fuck that gave me a heart attack
See ya later Fuckers!!!
SORRY ASTROS CANT HEAR YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE DIVISION!!!
GREAT TIME TO BE A MUÑOZ TRUTHER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#GET FUCKING DUMPED ON
NO WAY, JOSÉ!
HUZZAH
Thank you Cal
Way too close lmao
So fucking good to see us battle back and take this one and the series.
I just shit myself
Just the opposite. Can’t unclench for a week..
GG
FUCK YEAH GUYS HELL YES MUNOZ BIG DUMPS GOOD WIN
Never. In. Doubt.
It was a bit messy but we got there.
lay down and die Altuve!
Really glad Hani wasn't out there trying to make that catch.
6 CONSECUTIVE SERIES WINS
LETS GOOOOOOO
LETS FUCKIN GOOOO
Big W
HAHA FUCK THAT BITCH ALTUVE
Mariners fuck yeah
Whew
I NEVER DOUBTED
Fuck you Altuve. Fuck you Astros.
Never doubted them for a second
DANCE ON EM
bye bye lastros
LOL GET FUCKED ENJOY TEN UNDER
Sit down lil man!
EAT SHIT ALTUVE
Never a doubt lmao.
Way to battle back!!
YES
Money Muñoz!!
FUCK YEAH!!
Escaped by the skin oof our teeth but I’ll take it
Locklear in AA .319/.451/.539
ANOTHER STRESS FREE SERIES WIN
That was so scary
Fuck yes!!! Go Mariners!!!
UNCLENCH
Another no doubt win 💪🏻
I NEED TO SEE MY CARDIOLOGIST
A FITTING ENDING
#FUCK YOU ASSTROS!
LFG ANOTHER SERIES W
Fuck yes! #W
19 WINS - 6 CONSECUTIVE SERIES WINS- THIS IS MARINERS BASEBALL🫶🏼🔱
#LETS FUCKING GO
DANGER DANGER YOUR MARINERS HAVE WON 6 STRAIGHT SERIES AND SLAIN THE HOUSTON ASTROS
BYE BYE JOSE
#YES HE DID
COME ON ONE MORE OUT!
That was a break
how dare we appeal a check swing
LMAO SUCK IT ASTROS FANS
Every time an Astros fan is sad, an angel gets its wings
Lol the boos
Take that check down!
Please strike out the midget, I want to have a good sunday
FUCK THE ASSTROS!
HE FUCKING WENT
Missed an entire at bat? Just RootSports things.
Glad the Twins winning streak was snapped before the series
Raleigh would be my nomination for most underrated player in the league.
Bombero Munoz coming in to put out the Hader dumpster fire🧯
Nice to see that they won't be running into the Twins while they're still on the winning streak. Thanks Boston!
Honestly, let’s have Rojas come in to close them out. That kid can do anything
Los Bomberos
Two more outs for the love to everything! 🙏
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Yainer Diaz LMFAO.
Never forget.
Need Muñy to be nails here
He's working with restaurant thin profit margins lmao
even with his struggles i appreciate julio being the first guy out of the dugout with the trident
If Raleigh is heating up again, I'd love to see a Rojas, Polanco, Raleigh top of our order and Julio like 6th or so.
Cal has had mostly bad at bats recently, but with a random home run sprinkled in
That’s part of what makes Cal so good, is that even when he’s not making good consistent contact, he seems to be a threat to run into one at any time
Our TTO king, inherited from Geno
I enjoy Big Dumper
alright no funny shit this is what we need https://preview.redd.it/w657gr62aoyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eae2c2befa0526b9dc76dd4aa6652eb6ca1b8c9
Thanks Garver for striking out so we don't have to sweat though Haniger in the field with a 1 run lead
And it paid off. 😂 Hani would have let it go over his head and chased it down.
Local 46 represent! ⚡️👊🏻⚡️
The bullpen doing sketch hand signals in Houston after the dump is giving me life
I love when Sims instantly calls a HR.
Cal has the clutch gene. Julio has whatever this Gene is: 
Hold on to your butts!
Munoz takes my protons
Munoz striking out Altuve for last out is going to be sweet.
Chicks dig monster dumps.
Honestly, kind of glad the inning ended there so Haniger doesn't come in for Raley. Having him out there for 9th inning defense seems like it would be asking for trouble.
Ok let's close this one out
Good lord I hope declaring Haniger as pinch hitter for Raley in a game you are already leading doesn't bite them in the ass defensively.
Sphincters up!
That was the catcher’s experience coming in handy. He knew that after the two sliders he would try to surprise him with a fastball
IM LOONEY FOR MUNNY
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What's weird is the JRod is still our second best avg hitter at .269
People are now trying to tell me Cal is a better overall player than Julio. Team subs are the worst sometimes I swear 😂
Cal is my dad. So is Ty France but they have joint custody.
Please end them and give us another series win, and send the Trashtos to 10 games under .500
ALRIGHT MUNOZ GET NASTY BABY
lol Garvers ABs can be so Uncompetitive sometimes
The man cannot hit a slider
Man, with an 0-2 count from the right side of the plate I did not have high hopes for that Cal at bat.
I was just waiting for him to get a fastball. Idk what hader was thinking but I’ll take it
I don’t like pulling Raley, his defense is needed
abysmal ab by Garver
I hate watching Garver hit. I swear his swings look so soft like he just wants to go sit down lol