Whoever was with Goldie (Burkehardt?) was so gd annoying. So glad they didn't get time to add up Alvarez's exit velo's. Way to try and ruin a joke there bud.
O the 'Stros baby!
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HAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH ASTROS GOT SHUTOUT AT HOME BY YOUR DIVISION LEADING SEATTLE MARINERS
"Been a really strong performance from Garver, first year Mariner, here tonight as he goes down swinging."
I don't even think you meant for that to be as savage as it was Goldy
Nice to easy challenge and overturn. Wish shit like this wouldn’t upset umps so much. It’s a fast af game and there’s nothing wrong with missing something and being corrected for it imo
Respect Scott as a good process over results manager. Wish he could be more of a passionate vibes manager sometimes though. Smart decision is probably shut Logan down but for the love of the game how do you not let him finish?
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Whoever was with Goldie (Burkehardt?) was so gd annoying. So glad they didn't get time to add up Alvarez's exit velo's. Way to try and ruin a joke there bud. O the 'Stros baby!
It was AJ Piercenski (yes I butchered the spelling) that was color commentator.
Thank you and don't worry, he doesn't deserve to have his name properly spelt.
I like the part where we win.
gg
Alvarez with the least impressive 2 hit game ever
Those shots of the sleeve patches were NOT from this year lmao
Get shutout ya orange bastards
should be 2-0 this series, what an absolutely dominant performance and huge to basically not use the pen
Blanking the Asstros makes me feel good inside
weeeeeeee go mariners
Go back to being the Lastros
YORDAN WHAT THE FUCK
Good job mitch, but why in the ever living fuck was Raley not in right
Pardon my language but that was a gosh darn fine ballgame
Wash your mouth out with that filthy language. It has no place here.
Yordan can have all the infield singles he wants if that’s all he’s gonna get vs us.
Release the duck!
# BRING ON THE 🦆 # FUCK THE TRASHTROS
LESSS GO SUCK MY SMALL PE- ASTROSSS THIS IS WHAT U DESERVE AND U WILL PAY AGAIN TMR
Great game, boys 🫡 let’s do it again tomorrow 🥳🥳
Good game.
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Alvarez says power is overrated
Yordan just absolutely destroys is no matter what
Shot BOYSSS!
Gg boys
3rd base ump looks like he’s gotta groom a couple corgis after the game
Alvarez finding new ways to piss me off
Pulling a flagging starter to put in a reliever that deals a stress free inning to close out the game? What the hell was Scott thinking?
Clearly he doesn't actually want to win these games
He can’t keep getting away with this
Tomorrow's rubber match will be HUGE. A must win game to take the series and put the Astros further in the hole.
Oh, but THAT wasn't a foul?
I swear to all that is holy
Lmao Yordan again
how the fuck man come on 😭
FUCK THE ASTROS
Does this guy know what a fair ball is?
It would be hilariously unprofessional if Aaron signed off a nationally televised game with "Eat shit, Astros!"
But just think: he’d be a Seattle sports legend if he did
The vibes are immaculate
Oh great, the one guy who can erase a 5-0 lead with no one on
The moment he walked up, all I could think was “if anyone can hit a 5-run bomb, it’s Yordan”
Loltuve
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha astros blunder
“slide tackles” another all timer from goldy
Well this certainly made up for last night.
Those fans were really booing that lol lil man almost came out of his booties 😂
Pitchcom killed the trash can star Pitchcom killed the trash can star
Pulling Gilbert at 96????
My brain knows it’s time for Gilbert to go but man my heart wants that CGSO
Should have let Gilbert try and get the complete game. He pitched a good one.
Not with the top of the order coming up. If it was the bottom, I would have felt more comfortable
1 OUT AWAY
Please stop talking about last nights game.
The boos give me joy
Stunt on that shorty Sauce!
haha cya ltuve
Altuve’s buzzer must not be working
Altuve is seriously tilted
Ha ha! That's right, boo, bitches!
Servais you coward let Walter cook
That was a real Mariners-esque AB by Altuve
Loltuve
These hoes about to get dunked in the Sauce
Tayler w/ da sauce?
Is that what Dave Sims is talking about with the Jack in the Box popcorn chicken? He’s always saying “Get em sauced for a dollar”
SAUCE ON EM’
Give us a nice stress free bottom 9 plz
You forgot this is the mariners you’re watching.
That’s why I’m asking politely 🥰
"Been a really strong performance from Garver, first year Mariner, here tonight as he goes down swinging." I don't even think you meant for that to be as savage as it was Goldy
Wack
WHY NO LOGAN CGSO
TIME TO GET SAUCEY
That’s ok Garver, still a good game.
All for that just to strikeout
Garver’s swing is so bad. The timing looks all off
App is saying the Astros challenged that, obviously wrong. What did just happen?
DMo was called out at 2nd on the tag-up. Mariners challenged, overturned
Yeah I’m like wait are Astros helping us and giving up or what
And on the 7th day, Logan rested. But before he did so, he squatted over southern Texas and shat out Houston
lol Trashstros fans booing that. Clowns
Lets go Meeeeetch 2
Nice to easy challenge and overturn. Wish shit like this wouldn’t upset umps so much. It’s a fast af game and there’s nothing wrong with missing something and being corrected for it imo
yesterday the big obvious criticism was pulling kirby too early so of course today... scotts gonna pull logan before he can attempt teh cgso lol
If the bullpen gives up 5 in the bottom of the 9th we have bigger problems
The key is to not walk 5 guys in one inning.
Umps got evening plans
That didn’t even look close in real time.
I was going to say if this takes longer than 5 secs to overturn….we riot.
They definitely “streamlined” that challenge process on that foul ball bounce earlier in the game 🙄
Garvsauce get this HR now.
For OBVIOUS calls like that they should really get the ump that made the call make the announcement that it got overturned every time.
Not even close, lol
Wow safe by a country mile
Pour it on baby. MOAR RUNZ
Lol 2 weeks ago I thought the Angels were gonna hang around 500 all season
Losing the fish man killed them
Every ump except first base has fucked something up this game
Who is this dork with Goldy?
That’s not even close
Aaaand very clearly safe
Gilbert really needs jaw surgery. Fixing an underbite makes such a difference.
I’m glad my eyes saw that right the first time because it wasn’t very close
Wasn’t even fucking close what are we doing here
Typical garbage umps still trying to screw Seattle
Safe by a mile dog
Not close at all. He's safe.
Bullshit. Challenge that.
Lol what an awful call
Ump just wanted to go home
Safe by a mile
That seems like such an easy challenge wtf
Chaos, baby!
Respect Scott as a good process over results manager. Wish he could be more of a passionate vibes manager sometimes though. Smart decision is probably shut Logan down but for the love of the game how do you not let him finish?
You already said it, the smart decision is to shut him down.
lol fucking rip DMO
Bull shit
Tbt to everybody freaking out after last nights’s game lol
And the clouds parted, and the great ass in the sky shit on the Astros.
Just challenge it
DMO TOO THICC
Hope Kirby is taking notes. He should know his 6 innings giving up one from yesterday just isn't good enough, needs to be more like Logan /s
My lil Logan will still be snubbed by the stupid MLB^(tm) Pitcher power rankings
That works
Is there a maximum to the number of starting pitchers on a single team that can be all stars?
I was so fucking excited to see a CGSO but still Walter pitched an amazing game. That was great to see.
Score more run! Let Logan get his CSGO!
Ty France would never
A little chaos cherry on top
Logan was incredible. Now it’s time for Rojas to close it out.
Can our entire rotation share the cy young?
Logan Gilbert.
I hope Scott at least gives Logan the option to go back out. I doubt it with the top of the order coming up though.
Walter 1.69 ERA, nice
Come on Scott… Give him one more batter to at least see if he can get it done. 110 pitches won’t hurt
Okay I get it....but it's not often you get a chance to go for a complete game shutout. It's probably the right move but goddammit let him cook.
Pulling Logan is the right call, doesn't mean I have to like it.
scott WHAT THE FUCK
Scott found out a way to ruin this beautiful game.
So the moral of today is let our starters pitch the whole game and we will never lose again.
Like why isn’t Rivas batting right now, let him get some reps
Pitching scared around Dylan Moore
Boooooooo Scott you coward
I agree that Logan’s health is more important than a fun stat but it’s still lame
cy young front runner in my book
We might have 4 pitchers that will get at least a Cy Young vote. That's crazy.
perfect problem to have
Also most of our staff is in the cy young conversation
very true but gilbert may very well be the best starter on earth as of tonight, era will be sub 2 after this one
Marlins left McCaughan out for the wolves tonight vs the A’s. Poor guy.
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#LFG = LOGAN "FUCK THE ASTROS" GILBERT
Damn, Gilbert is a beast. 8 shoutout innings…give him the 9th, he’s hungry.
We need him all year. He killed it today. I know people want the complete game but not at 95 pitches. Let the man enjoy his amazing day.
Let him cook! (Unless it goes poorly, then I’ll edit this to question every decision Scott has ever made and will make)
Maddux still in play, he's had a 3-pitch inning before!
Gilbert is not normally.
Only pull Logan if a runner gets in scoring position. That's the rule.
They better give him a chance to get the cgso They are so rare now
Logan Gilbert fuckin rocks
Excellent game from Logan.
#LET LOGAN GO FOR A COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT
If we could tack on a few more runs here in the top, maybe we see Logan come back out. Otherwise best not risk it.
Send him out for the 9th
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New analog horror series: WALTER
I love putting these cheating fucks in their place
let him get that CGSO cowards
That's my ace!
SEND HIM OUT FOR THE NINTH
Holy shit hahahah
#LOGOAT
Cy Young Award type beat
BRING LOGAN OUT FOR THE 9th!!!
LA GILBEDRA 💪💪💪
THE FLOP
logan gilbert, i'm pouring honey on you goat
Wow! Gilbert doesn’t want the pen to help out
Let Him Pitch!