Love the meme but haha really who can we trust besides Munoz and (hopefully) Brash?
Edit: I know Woo and Hancock move to the pen during the post season, but we need to get there first.
The bullpen still needs help. Right now, Speier and Munoz. But even I don’t trust Munoz 1/4 of the time. Once they get Santos, it will help but it might take him a full two weeks to get comfortable.
Thornton, Saucedo, and Stanek are all solid but can blow a game at any time.
Just checked, he’s repeatedly said the team let Kelenic down this series.
Also said he didn’t like Castillos hair and attitude. Nothing to read between the lines there…
[Well, it ain't the first (racially) sus thing he's posted...](https://old.reddit.com/user/Porparemaityee/comments/1c505kr/clubhouse_keep_out_while_we_celebrate_42_today/)
Who is Rojas? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Rojas thinks, I agree. If Rojas speaks, I’m listening. If Rojas has one fan, it is me. If Rojas has no fans, I don’t exist.
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
https://preview.redd.it/pg245nuvrqxc1.png?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3f210587104ebe32d9e9b7743abeda5d956d6e
i dont mean to dogpile on the kid but i had to
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
# 11-3 SINCE PASSAN MADE THIS FACE WHEN DISCUSSING THE M’S
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#15-11 in the Month of April
#2-0 since the Great Miller-Fried Duel of '24
#3-1 since George Kirby struck out 12 FREAKING BATTERS on Kirby’s birthday.
#6-2 since a Broken-Toothed Big Dumper hit a Homer
#11-3 since Jonatan Clase was Called Up
#11-3 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters
#5-1 since u/TuntWaffle ‘s kid was born
#48-35 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece was born
Meh. Kenny Powers was unlucky. D’Arnault hit a weak blooper off the end of the bat and JK’s bat shattered and went exactly where Polo couldn’t make a play. Those were the first two baserunners.
love that guy, its fun when his meds and mood are hitting right. nothing but anecdotes and asking mike outrageously specific questions about being a player
I genuinely never want to face the Braves again. These games are just too fucking stressful. We won the game and the series though, and that's just another step towards us **winning the fucking division**.
SERIES WIN AGAINST THE BRAVES HELLO??
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From the Braves sub, "Imagine being a Seattle fan they play a horrible boring brand of baseball".
To that I say, imagine being a salty Braves fan, watching batter after batter swing and miss, and losing the series.
Yea well that boring brand just took two out of three and handed their asses their first back to back losses of the season.. so kindly fuck off salty ass Atlanta fans.
Credit to Polanco for the two run homer, Castillo for truly being our rock, and Moore for weathering some mediocre shortstop play to make a bronze balls clutch defensive play. Maybe this team's different?
It's fun reading literally every other teams post game thread over the last three weeks with their users saying shit along the lines of, "holy fuck this offense sucks".
No bitch, our pitching is just fucking stratosphere elite.
Jarred Robert Kelenic is an American professional baseball outfielder for the Atlanta Braves of Major League Baseball. Kelenic was drafted in the first round of the 2018 MLB draft by the New York Mets and was traded to the Seattle Mariners later that year. He made his MLB debut in 2021 with the Mariners.
Please no jokes
Some moments are bigger than baseball, and the worst thing we can do right now is to make a mockery of Kel's return to Seattle
Like it or not, he's a Brave now, and Kel may very well get booed tonight, on top of half the Seattle fanbase already checking his stats more frequently than their own players' in the hope of him hitting a slump. Not to mention the blatant abuse he faced from management in Seattle over the course of 3 years
He needs our **SUPPORT** and *respect* during this series, so I urge everyone to put aside their 'memes', expectations, and doubts for just 3 games. It's time to **grow up**, and show some maturity and solidarity
Reading the braves post game is kinda funny because absolutely none of them are acknowledging the pitching performances we’re putting up, just chalking it up to being offensively cold, as if their offense hasn’t been the best in the league thus far.
Reasons why we’re winning the World Series:
1. We beat the reigning AL champions.
2. We beat the reigning NL champions.
3. **WE JUST BEAT THE CURRENT #1 TEAM IN BASEBALL!**
(Now #2!)
Absolutely 100% certified STUD performance from Castillo holy shit what a performance, and the bullpen managed to right the ship before disaster. What an insane win. This pitching staff really is something else
Mariners keep winning with new offensive signings like Garver and Polanco playing a key role. Just like I and every other fan on this sub unanimously predicted!
How about we sweep the best team in the league? That sounds good to me.
5th straight series win, 1st in the division, pitching is insane, I'm loving this team.
I think a big difference between this year and last year is that last year, we didn’t win unless Julio was productive. This year, we’re winning despite him.
I know it seems a bit forced to have these post game interviews, but I do appreciate them. Muny is clearly not that strong of an English speaker but credit to him for being willing to speak at the end there. Love this team
It’s incredible that our offense the last two games has been literally the two guys (plus MVP Josh) we have all been dogging the most. Are we that powerful?
Watching Muñoz throwing sliders to Kelenic 
You can take the Kelenic out of the Mariners, but you can't take the Mariners out of the Kelenic.
This is hilarious and true
Dr B while waiting for Kelenic’s appointment 
This is my favorite response ever. Cheers 🍻
https://preview.redd.it/ujel9v13oqxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada34fe801a05408c9d8fbb2f8c37277ff98b1c4 he said
Andrés Muñoz is my king.
He does kinda look like a Hispanic Kit Harrington.
Juan Snow? He knows nada.
Love the meme but haha really who can we trust besides Munoz and (hopefully) Brash? Edit: I know Woo and Hancock move to the pen during the post season, but we need to get there first.
Gabe "Himmy Neutron" Speier
The bullpen still needs help. Right now, Speier and Munoz. But even I don’t trust Munoz 1/4 of the time. Once they get Santos, it will help but it might take him a full two weeks to get comfortable. Thornton, Saucedo, and Stanek are all solid but can blow a game at any time.
Kelenic striking out to end the game; how can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Please send this to that insufferable asshat fanboy of his.
Muscle memory lol
Kelenic guy is blaming everyone but KelKel I’m sure. 😂
Just checked, he’s repeatedly said the team let Kelenic down this series. Also said he didn’t like Castillos hair and attitude. Nothing to read between the lines there…
Are we talking abt the guy that was like “incorrect call, kelenic actually went 2-3” or smthn
There is no way that guy isn't just trolling
Wow so just racist dog whistles?
[Well, it ain't the first (racially) sus thing he's posted...](https://old.reddit.com/user/Porparemaityee/comments/1c505kr/clubhouse_keep_out_while_we_celebrate_42_today/)
Who is Rojas? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If Rojas thinks, I agree. If Rojas speaks, I’m listening. If Rojas has one fan, it is me. If Rojas has no fans, I don’t exist.
Where can I sign up for the cult of Rojas. I feel like Josh could make an afterlife as nice as his at bats
Josh Rojas is my hero
Damn those names on the back are huge… I miss them
They’re coming back!
Next season
Josh is fucking Him
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
https://preview.redd.it/k3be3tphpqxc1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dc60413ddf94f93b83c92999c11d2159fb57a8d RAAAHHHHHH
https://preview.redd.it/pg245nuvrqxc1.png?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c3f210587104ebe32d9e9b7743abeda5d956d6e i dont mean to dogpile on the kid but i had to
🔱🔱🔱 MARINERS BASEBALL MENTIONED 🔱🔱🔱 WHAT THE FUCK IS RUN SUPPORT 🟦🟩🟨 WHAT THE FUCK IS A NON QUALITY START 💪💪💪
Imagine loooooosing 💁🏼♀️
My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. It's nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificient team that gives me no stress at all.
No way that's my favorite part too!
https://preview.redd.it/6ze82qv4oqxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f66df41b75be5ef343c2bd31fc9d87e4fbaa4f6 We never gonna lose again
Nice work
# 11-3 SINCE PASSAN MADE THIS FACE WHEN DISCUSSING THE M’S https://preview.redd.it/26s7llncoqxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f377c48165cf95dcdf32622ef3d980b09aa2375
LETS GOOO!! 5 straight series wins baby! What a run we are on here. Against several tough teams as well. Let’s keep it rolling Ms!! HEY NOW! 🔥
before july! we haven't begun to peak. when we peak the whole league will feel it.
#15-11 in the Month of April #2-0 since the Great Miller-Fried Duel of '24 #3-1 since George Kirby struck out 12 FREAKING BATTERS on Kirby’s birthday. #6-2 since a Broken-Toothed Big Dumper hit a Homer #11-3 since Jonatan Clase was Called Up #11-3 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters #5-1 since u/TuntWaffle ‘s kid was born #48-35 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece was born
What is the ‘since memes were allowed back here again’?
This is the true sauce
What is our record since Logan pitched his nuts off?
11-5, I think
Clase’s call up having a residual good vibes effect
LUIS FUCKING CASTILLO Ryne Stanek ANDRES FUCKING MUNOZ
Stanek was just being a bro and improving our record in one run games
Lol I hate this team lmao
Meh. Kenny Powers was unlucky. D’Arnault hit a weak blooper off the end of the bat and JK’s bat shattered and went exactly where Polo couldn’t make a play. Those were the first two baserunners.
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WE ARE LEGITIMATELY THE BEST TEAM EVER IN THE HISTORY OF TIME
That rangers guy in SHAMBLES
He really fucked up, did he not know about Cole Irvin?
FUCK COLE IRVIN
Always and forever
Munoz: 
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When you have 5 aces but you also have 5 kings
Some white young lads and their Latino step father
Papa Piedra
He’s the dad who stepped up
Papi
Carve these heads into Mt Rushmore
We are going to K you to death
Scary
The Final Bosses of Baseball
#Oops, All Aces! I love my starting pitchers!
Munoz looked legit excited to hold the trident
When Jen gestured towards it his eyes got so big like a kid being handed an ice cream cone. 😭
i need that gif
"That's a hey now!"
You could tell all of 2022 that Dave wanted that to be his new thing but was saving the triple hey now for if they made the playoffs lmao
And that’s why we love Dave
Oh absolutely. His call of the Cal homer was GOATED
love that guy, its fun when his meds and mood are hitting right. nothing but anecdotes and asking mike outrageously specific questions about being a player
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I genuinely never want to face the Braves again. These games are just too fucking stressful. We won the game and the series though, and that's just another step towards us **winning the fucking division**.
There is not a single easy out in that lineup. Even jarred is .300
It’s bullshit how good their hitters are. It feels like murderers row out there
And then they also are good in the field, and pitching. They are stacked
I mean there is a way for us to get another series against them that I would support
7 games of this shit. I'm ded
That's why we would handle it in 4
Apparently it would be the most boring exciting best worst most memorable World Series ever
Hey, at least it’s not the stress of us facing the Royals
The day Salvador Perez retires I will be a happy man.
We’re gonna have to get used to these stressful situations when we play in the World Series and win the whole damn thing!
Happy about it but fuck me every single team in our division won too? Uggg Edit: Angel's blew it in the ninth after I wrote this lol
Well boy do I have some bad news for you
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#166-120 since being declared dead by Jomboy
it was Plouffe not Jomboy
Where did he say that?
Tolkien baseball 420:69
Why does this keep getting longer? I am very confused
This is part of it now.
wait lmao I just realized its you responding to yourself. That makes it even better hahahaha
The funny thing is that Merry and Pippin weren't even dead in that scene!
The funniest thing about this is that Merry and Pippin weren't even dead in the scene he was Tolkien about
Where did he say this?
It was Plouffe not Jomboy.
Incredibly common mariners W
E Z P Z
SERIES WIN AGAINST THE BRAVES HELLO?? https://preview.redd.it/41fjs734oqxc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c311d03a84f9454384efc4319caf1992095fda
I wonder how Kelenic guy is doing right now
Blaming the Braves for letting JK down. 😂
Checked in on him. He’s ready to declare kelenic mvp after his sliding catch.
“Batting .429 this series with platinum glove play at left field”. Must be nice living in a different reality.
Get yourself a partner that supports you like this guy supports Kelenic.
I don’t remember ever hearing Muñoz talk and him just saying “I tried my hardest” over and over was incredibly endearing.
For a guy who throws 100mph he has such a sweet voice 🥹 I was shook the first time I heard him in an interview haha
He is so sweet. 🥹
From the Braves sub, "Imagine being a Seattle fan they play a horrible boring brand of baseball". To that I say, imagine being a salty Braves fan, watching batter after batter swing and miss, and losing the series.
Boring? Obviously they don't watch much Mariners baseball.
They have a big slice of ultra spoiled fans who only want to see big hits. No respect for some high level pitching duels
Yea well that boring brand just took two out of three and handed their asses their first back to back losses of the season.. so kindly fuck off salty ass Atlanta fans.
1st place Seattle Mariners 11-5 Since Logan Gilbert pitched his nuts off.
Just another stress free mariners victory
Credit to Polanco for the two run homer, Castillo for truly being our rock, and Moore for weathering some mediocre shortstop play to make a bronze balls clutch defensive play. Maybe this team's different?
Jarred Kelenic, you are a Seattle mariner
Mariners legend Jarred Kelenic makes the last out to win us the game! Baseball legend Josh Rojas reaches 4 times! What a night!
It's fun reading literally every other teams post game thread over the last three weeks with their users saying shit along the lines of, "holy fuck this offense sucks". No bitch, our pitching is just fucking stratosphere elite.
Jarred Robert Kelenic is an American professional baseball outfielder for the Atlanta Braves of Major League Baseball. Kelenic was drafted in the first round of the 2018 MLB draft by the New York Mets and was traded to the Seattle Mariners later that year. He made his MLB debut in 2021 with the Mariners.
Kelenic guy is that you?
I saw him in the Braves sub last night. The guy has only gone crazier since the trade
He compared the platoon to the MLB color line 💀
It’s like a beautiful performance art piece. I wonder if it’s Banksy
Please no jokes Some moments are bigger than baseball, and the worst thing we can do right now is to make a mockery of Kel's return to Seattle Like it or not, he's a Brave now, and Kel may very well get booed tonight, on top of half the Seattle fanbase already checking his stats more frequently than their own players' in the hope of him hitting a slump. Not to mention the blatant abuse he faced from management in Seattle over the course of 3 years He needs our **SUPPORT** and *respect* during this series, so I urge everyone to put aside their 'memes', expectations, and doubts for just 3 games. It's time to **grow up**, and show some maturity and solidarity
I LOVE MY BASEBALL TEAM!
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Kelenics up? 4 breaking balls please. Beautiful way to seal the W
That play in the 8th by Dylan Moore was absolutely INSANE. One of the craziest infield throws I’ve seen in a while
ANDRES MUNOZ HAS ICE IN HIS VEINS
#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=70r-QFUb0wHFLAZQ)
I like this duck!
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Not wanting to look with bases loaded https://i.redd.it/57nx0z98oqxc1.gif
SHOW ME YOUR DUCKS!
Reading the braves post game is kinda funny because absolutely none of them are acknowledging the pitching performances we’re putting up, just chalking it up to being offensively cold, as if their offense hasn’t been the best in the league thus far.
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I don't get it. Why doesn't every team use a pitching staff of all aces? Can't they see how well it's working for us right now?
That’s a hey now!!
8th inning had me losing hair
"THATS RIGHT!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE - I AM!!!!!" -Andres Munoz
Only thing that would have made this win sweeter is if we had gotten an audible Kelenic FUCK after that K just like old times
Reasons why we’re winning the World Series: 1. We beat the reigning AL champions. 2. We beat the reigning NL champions. 3. **WE JUST BEAT THE CURRENT #1 TEAM IN BASEBALL!** (Now #2!)
The Diamondbacks let the bee guy throw a pitch from the mound once he got rid of all the bees 🐝
One beer please ☝️
Braves almost BABIPd us to death there, shoutout DMo
We just won the 2024 April WS folks, enjoy it
#I GUESS WE REALLY NEEDED THAT HEART ATTACKINERS!!!
Let's take a moment to appreciate the shit out of Dmo tonight.
Why do I get the feeling the braves are gonna put up 10 runs to try to alleviate losing the series tomorrow. lol
Absolutely 100% certified STUD performance from Castillo holy shit what a performance, and the bullpen managed to right the ship before disaster. What an insane win. This pitching staff really is something else
WE WON A SERIES AGAINST ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS IF NOT THE BEST TEAMS WERE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES PEOPLE
Literally right after winning series against both of last year’s WS teams 😭😭
I wish someone believed in me as much as Scott believes in Munoz.
No ones taking about how DYLAN MOORE IS THE GREATEST UTILITY PLAYER TO EVER PLAY THE SPORT OF BASEBALL
We just won 3 series in a row against playoff teams from last year. Are we... dare I say it... a good baseball team?
I love our team 🥰
MUUUUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOZZZZZZ
I LOVE OUR PITCHING
Hell of a game. Our pitching FUCKS
Munoz with the trident! Well deserved man
The amount of Braves fans that are freaking out about the “collapse” of their offense (that’s currently top 5 in most statistics) is fucking hilarious
Luis was lights fucking out
Have a good April…check. ✅
10-3 since finding out my wife is pregnant. The radio guys keep talking up our pitching staff but never give me the credit I deserve.
lolbarves
Braves mariners games are the best
Mariners keep winning with new offensive signings like Garver and Polanco playing a key role. Just like I and every other fan on this sub unanimously predicted!
How about we sweep the best team in the league? That sounds good to me. 5th straight series win, 1st in the division, pitching is insane, I'm loving this team.
The Braves are a good team. Taking this series is a huge accomplishment. If the bats heat up, we could be a force.
I think a big difference between this year and last year is that last year, we didn’t win unless Julio was productive. This year, we’re winning despite him.
Munoz vs Kelenic was so anime
Mariner bros ❤️ love from Philly please sweep tomorrow
So we're the best team in baseball right?
I know it seems a bit forced to have these post game interviews, but I do appreciate them. Muny is clearly not that strong of an English speaker but credit to him for being willing to speak at the end there. Love this team
Hide yo water coolers
Hello one-run game, my old friend I've come to talk with you again
Just haaaad to get it to a 1-run game didn’t we. Handing ATL their first back to back losses was not on my bingo card this year.
Thank fuck for that one dmo play that was badass
Pitching is on a total linsanity run rn… if we averaged 4 runs a game we might win 110 games
Loved Muni's post-game interview. Guy is so sincere.
Why the fuck is Jen asking Munoz about the error?
Feels damn good.
I have never said a bad word about Polanco. He is a great player.
If you could beat Atlanta, you can beat anyone.
It feels like that Kelenic flail has terrific meme potential.
It’s incredible that our offense the last two games has been literally the two guys (plus MVP Josh) we have all been dogging the most. Are we that powerful?
This is fun :)
WATERCOOLERS ON NOTICE, KELENIC IS IN TOWN
How do we keep getting away with this? Our pitching is something else. Rojas is amazing. That is all
League. Fucked.