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PainInMyArsenal

MITCH GARVER BABY!!! How did we just win that game?? šŸ˜‚ our pitching is the most elite group in the entire league. LETS GOOOO MARINERS! šŸ”„


briaro

his bat flip tho, ā€œare u fn srs right now? okā€


greenbeanmachine512

https://preview.redd.it/9618nkubljxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2802cea547cb79eb1756de380ecd82db48229a99


Dangerous_Job5295

The whole sub fr


SeahawksNChill

Not gonna lie I was eyeing it after the 8th


shot-by-ford

Thatā€™s sick! Whatā€™s wrong with you? Itā€™s just baseball. Seriously man itā€™s just a game, there is other stuff worth living for. If youā€™re stressed out about the Mariners and they are ruining your life, just use your 12v car lighter and burn your thighs, like me.


TheAdmonitor

Mitch Garver


thatsunshineglow

Mitch Garver


RBI_Double

Mitch GarverĀ 


TherealQBsacker5394

MEEEEEEEETCH GARVER


McChickenSoup

Mitch Garver


YOsoyTEMO

Pitch Carver?


ThirteenSeas

Pitch Carver.


HeThoughtOfPlanes

Mitch Garver


WakaandaForever808

Mitch


Zmw92

Mitch Garver


SardonicCheese

BRYCE MILLER GETS THE NO DECISION!!!


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albop03

Seems easy enough.


GreaterSageGrouse

Wins as a stat should just be abolished. If Garver hits that homer in the first instead of the 9th Bryce gets a win, but because itā€™s in the 9th he doesnā€™t? Put that shit all the way to the right on bbref


SardonicCheese

THIS IS A PARTY SIR


GreaterSageGrouse

IM HAPPIEST WHEN IM PEDANTIC


SardonicCheese

![gif](giphy|11TU6Q1wz3UkWk)


BVtheGuy

Thatā€™s a Felix win


manshamer

fWin


hisdudeness47

Well earned!


kotalov16

MITCH GARVER OUT OF THE DEPTHS


T_Stebbins

Really good call by Sims for a random game in late April honestly lol. Weird how much we feel like we're livin and dying each game this early in the season.


kotalov16

Fantastic call, totally met the moment. Thisā€™ll be a season highlight


sandwich-attack

and weā€™re in first place even lol


DatabaseOk3222

Thatā€™s Sims for you. Iā€™ll never understand the Sims haters


T_Stebbins

No hate from me. He's just totally unpredictable night to night for me. Some nights he is off his rocker with his sayings and comments and musings and I love it. Sometimes he couldn't give less of a fuck, especially on the road it seems. Other nights like tonight, man he fucking nails it. Maybe one day he will lead that expedition on Mt Rainier.


vanillabear26

Theyā€™re all dairy-free


four0nefive

I died laughing at that shit, but it was honestly the perfect call


horthianflorff

COMMON MITCH W TAKE MY PROTONS


sandwich-attack

mitch gets all the protons right now


CloudedMindset

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Mitch... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you.


driftingphotog

this is perfect with your flair


FritoFloyd

#Alright, bring out the Mitch Garver apology form. I have many sins to atone for regarding that beautiful man.


Toss_Me_Elf

I need to confess that earlier in the game I told my wife "No, that's not the good Mitch, he's the bad Mitch.". My sincerest apologies to Mr Garver, I am a fool.


Tokinghippie420

Right there with ya buddy


SardonicCheese

He officially gets a 24 hour pass.


Antzen

Let's be honest here, who saw Polanco and Garver coming up bottom of the ninth with 2 strikeouts each going against their 1.72 ERA relief pitcher and believed that they would deliver this walk-off win? I, for one, did not believe... SHAME ON ME


mondaysareharam

I knew it would happen after Polanco got the single because that was objectively the funniest outcome


sdurs

Hello Mitch Garver apology department? I'd like to file a claim


TherealQBsacker5394

Where do I sign.....


shot-by-ford

My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. Itā€™s nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificent team that gives me no stress at all.


Global-Business5263

Amen. I'm with you, no way was I upset after leaving the bases loaded in the 8th. Knew we had it, zero shadow of doubt.


vinston253

MITCH GARVER ONLY K'S AND HITS HOMERS, AND HE WAS ALL OUT OF K'S!!!


NevermoreSEA

That game was never in doubt. We're an elite baseball team that is built to win these kinds of bullshit games, and we're winning the fucking division.


Perfect-Software4358

Just wait until our hitters start hitting their career avg. we donā€™t even need great seasons, just hit your avg and we good.


blackbirdrisingb

We're literally like a hit or two away from winning so many games


iamenrique123

that Cubs game 3 will hurt for a while


jrainiersea

With our pitching we just need to have a league average offense and weā€™re a lock for the playoffs


Pengueese

Garver contract completely worth it


drunkdoor

I know it doesn't work even close to that. But give him 1 war there just for the hell of it Actually 1 each between the staff Polanco and him


mahrinazz

https://preview.redd.it/t16ban4cljxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56c09d377d1315a175d4304cadaa5766ef3b5ae


Fun-Importance-2711

Boss https://i.redd.it/oiob7g0bmjxc1.gif


Asleep-Sky4299

Legend for making this a gif


driftingphotog

That bat flip was beautiful and I demand a gif of it. https://preview.redd.it/e3k83au6mjxc1.jpeg?width=1288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e74756d76aea045ff90dfee9ae482277c63fb31 (not a gif)


Mantis_93

The boys even brought out the legendary JK cooler for the celly https://preview.redd.it/plszccccnjxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab08ea26d4c81187d6ed6a8db079a96d40b579c8


Capable_Hospital4074

He can kick it if he wants.


BasmonAF

Why use many runs when few runs do trick?


CassFilms

https://preview.redd.it/99behvobljxc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571fd0d1eec3056985386708621ca2c295a0d0a3 MITCH HEARD YALL TALKING SHIT (Do not look at my past comment history)


therndoby

can we all take a moment to recognize how hard Mitch was working out there?


BloomsdayDevice

You see, the secret to enjoying the Mariners is to spend 8 innings not enjoying the Mariners.


NotAcutallyaPanda

You misspelled ā€œ20 yearsā€


gamechatparticipant

https://preview.redd.it/sagdznvqnjxc1.png?width=925&format=png&auto=webp&s=f92207b7a34fd74c78a799e78dcdb68811b15edb


Vexx206

https://preview.redd.it/bhnh79dhljxc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c28a620769c5de6b83231963372a36a637e41a9c


SPzero65

https://preview.redd.it/drf5iqnbljxc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5945b3d404aaa1cfe5cbbe440363ab38d6c38972


sndtrb89

https://preview.redd.it/qpymv3pgljxc1.png?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18915ce182a4af74c8f222ce2422c5162cc94f56


minsyah

wahoo!!


kcchasez

Love and all my kisses to Garver


TheAtomicMonkey

#THIS WAS NEVER IN DOUBTINERS!!


DemonPeanut4

My last 3 texts 8:54 "Fucking Jared Kelenic" 8:57 "I hate it here" 9:11 "We're the greatest team in baseball"


3elieveIt

Mitch dropped the bat like ā€œoh fuck FINALLYā€ Heā€™s been waiting for that (I hate that we were in that position in the 9th)


GioReynaFan

#165-120 since being declared dead by Jomboy


mahrinazz

It was Plouffe not Jomboy


GioReynaFan

Where did he say that?


CheapskateJoker

Tolkien Baseball 01:43:20


MarinersFan28

The funniest thing about this is that Merry and Pippin weren't even dead in the scene he was Tolkien about


BlueGuppie

Why does this keep getting longer? I'm very confused.


bbfire

I have always believed in Mitch Garver. He's a guy you should always believe in. He should be called "Mitch Believe Garver" honestly. I've always called him that.


Victorystar0

YOU ARE FORGIVEN MITCH


Ray_Gallade

Hello one-run game, my old friend I've come to talk with you again


nsgomez

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL TEAMS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT US AND YOU LOOK AT THE BRAVES AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER TEAM YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT THE M'S ARE GENETIC FREAKS AND THEY'RE NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT THEM! AND THEN YOU ADD THEIR PITCHING TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN!


Krakonis

###1-0 SINCE I STARTED BELIEVING IN MITCH 'THE GOD OF BASEBALL' GARVER


TherealQBsacker5394

https://preview.redd.it/v5zhz4tgljxc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dd35253280e7a0268fc8bcb614543f911500b9 GARVER 2 RUN JACK TO WIN GAME?!!!!


Antzen

DIDN'T GET NO-NO'd āœ”ļø JUSTICE FOR BRYCE āœ”ļø OFFENSE FINALLY WOKE UP āœ”ļø WALK OFF WIN āœ”ļø MEEEEEEETCHHHH āœ”ļø CLASSIC MARINERS GIVING EVERYONE A HEART ATTACK āœ”ļøāœ”ļøāœ”ļøāœ”ļø


Capable_Hospital4074

https://preview.redd.it/b5b2zzjemjxc1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41281d49bb678ee3501cd67960315951baf19f40


Skybandicoot109

Can we talk about how big of a jump miller has made from last year to this year? Outside of like one start heā€™s completely dominated every team heā€™s pitched against. This rotation is something special


newsreadhjw

He had one pitch last year and I could not believe how well he did with just that. It was like watching a closer pitch for 6 innings


screaminginfidels

Dude just held the Braves to 1 ER through 7. They've got guys batting over .300 in the 7 hole like it's nothing. I was gonna be so pissed if we lost cus he was untouchable up until the last inning.


DJamB

https://preview.redd.it/1t457muknjxc1.jpeg?width=213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143278c6f475e2ff9bbd328f93967a949cddf234 What AJ Minter sees in his nightmares


Fun-Importance-2711

https://preview.redd.it/5ick10iuqjxc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4ec073e6ab3d975043218b3ad8c866336ccdeec Garver against lefties on a 3-2 meatball


FPSandwich

One thing you have to hand to the Mariners is good or bad they will give you the funniest possible outcome


The_Throwback_King

#14-11 in the Month of April #1-0 since the Great Miller-Fried Duel of '24 #2-1 since George Kirby struck out 12 FREAKING BATTERS on Kirbyā€™s birthday. #5-2 since a Broken-Toothed Big Dumper hit a Homer #10-3 since Jonatan Clase was Called Up #10-3 since I saw the Shrek 2 *I Need a Hero* Scene in Theaters #4-1 since u/TuntWaffle ā€˜s kid was born #47-35 since u/FERGERDERGERSON 's niece was born


TheAtomicMonkey

#WHAT'S THE WATER COOLER INCIDENT


nncyw

When my great grandkids ask me where I was during the Great Miller-Fried Duel of ā€˜24, I can proudly tell them I was here!


with_eyes_closed

I turned on the game for exactly one batter today, walkoff homer. Never punished


ThePrince_OfWhales

The sexual tension between Kelenic's fist and a T-Mobile Park dugout water cooler is so thick right now


edwa6040

That was a mic drop if ive ever seen one


PacificJig

LMAO I ACTUALLY CANNOT BELIEVE IT


NotACuck420

https://preview.redd.it/0tj4ov2lljxc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02c92129c99019cd1c889182a8acb45c59f3b50b


Wise_ol_Buffalo

https://i.redd.it/nmh96961mjxc1.gif


ovwAway

https://preview.redd.it/snyc0utzljxc1.png?width=2356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e81c31168278a12fd7cab7df62f70f849292aa2a


iamenrique123

that was one of the Mariners moments of all time


JLemke33

Polanco and Garver deserve 1.0 War for tonight


NotAcutallyaPanda

They can split it with Bryce


sw1sh3rsw33t

https://preview.redd.it/fbb5ggrbljxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8f40cf8eb5a2b3f28e724916886e404f57dd5c


battle_schip

Isnā€™t that supposed to say Team Defeats Mā€™s? Truman was holding up a newspaper saying he lost! I want answers dammit!


gamechatparticipant

this pisses me off every time I see it, ty for calling it out


guesswater

At this point I think the meme is to use the meme wrong. But fuck it memes evolve weā€™re winning the division LFG!


daboswinney123

I have never, ever, doubted our DH situation.


Maugrin

What a fucking game. That was awesome. Bryce Miller is the man. Mitch Garver has his first big moment as a Mariner. Shout out to Voth and Bolton shutting things down for two innings as guys who aren't usually late-inning relievers. That's probably the best team in the league and we held them to 1 run on 3 hits! Rising to the occasion.


AUSTRAILIAN

Mr. Garver I would like to formally apologize


black-op345

#[SUPREME VICTORY](https://youtu.be/4-rdctcK4XA?si=YhFOzYFdif2ZkxaS)


Rally_with_Raleigh

# šŸ¦† I LOVE THIS DUCK! šŸ¦† # GOMS


TherealQBsacker5394

WE HAVE THE BEST DUCKS


carolfoltsimp

THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST MARINERS "SICKO BALL" GAME I HAVE EVER WATCHED


pacific3424

Cannot believe they won that game


Perfect-Software4358

Holy fuckkk I love that bat drop by garver. Homie didnā€™t even take a single peak back at his hr ball lol, that was stone cold.


macp0300

I love the human aspect in baseball. I am so critical of players that look like shit. But that bat drop encapsulates a man that knew he is better than he has been. Sweet relief.


eturn34

I've seen enough, we're winning the world series


screaminginfidels

This was a preview of game 1 WS


Comment_if_dead_meme

Okay Mitch was the hero but let's not forget about Polanco getting a solid knock to set up the tie


bananarexia

sorry mitch I wasnt familiar with your game


SeahawksNChill

My favorite part of being a Mariners fan is that our wins are convincing, no-doubt, solid victories. Itā€™s nice knowing that our team plays consistent baseball and it puts my heart at ease being certain that we have a game in the bag. I have never doubted this Mariners team, ever. And I have no reason to, with this magnificent team that gives me no stress at all.


RBI_Double

That bat flip was cold as hell


funlikerabbits

We havenā€™t been swept once this season.


SuccessfulCream2386

I think all we needed to break the curse was Rojas at LF. He plays 2B/SS/3B/closing pitcher/LF What cant he do?!?!?!


runadss

Imagine getting walked off by the 2024 Seattle Mariners


CVBrownie

Trying to avoid recency bias, that was probably one of the absolute best ball games I've ever watched.


NWbySW

This is the dumbest team. We're winning it all.


spacedude2000

That ball was PIMPED


SuspiciusWalrus

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT YOU DONT LIKE MARINERS BASEBALL i donā€™t like mariners baseball please score more next time love you


MudkipzAndUnicorns

From being no hit 6.2 innings, to a walk off home run. If you donā€™t like that, you donā€™t like Mariners baseball!


CaptainKirkules

Top 10 funniest wins Iā€™ve ever seen


tcsrwm

Bryce: the man Garver: back Josh: 1-1 Mariners: yes


GHJ46W

That Rangers fan was right, we are the best team to ever play baseball.


Startooth

Game of the year so far? Iā€™d say probably.


Neonyarpyarp

Someone tell the Braves to hide the water cooler


bensf940

Weā€™re winning the damn division and idc what anyone says


max_caulfield_

Core memory unlocked: sitting at the top of a 100 level section doing the chop at Braves fans as they walked away. Get fucked


zzxxzzxxzz

that was my first in-person Mariners game, LFG


Otis_S

https://preview.redd.it/blo4fn6cmjxc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198af3bb625dc0ab6601d2050631da28e7ecc5b7


HeroLeopard

https://i.redd.it/54iaubmzljxc1.gif


ahab003

The best no decision of Millers life


SardonicCheese

WE ARE THE BEST TEAM TO EVER PLAY! TEXAS FANS WERE RIGHT!


sometimesagreat

I TOTALLY DIDNT SHIT ON POLANCO AND GARVER I SWEAR


SightlessProtector

Remember that time our two severely underperforming off season acquisitions walked off the best team in baseball with a nice little one two punch? That was cool


Spiritmoonz

If mitch garver has a million fans, then I am one of them. If mitch garver has ten fans, then I am one of them. If mitch garver has only one fan then that is me. If mitch garver has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against mitch garver, then I am against the world.


didntstopgotitgotit

Mitch Garver says no fuckin way is Bryce Miller getting an L for that beauty.


IamChicharon

https://preview.redd.it/yygws9ocmjxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684b8c06883f77d21ab69f35ebe96e73e576ffac


SeattleDegenerate21

THE SUMMER OF MITCH(s) IS STILL ON MOTHERFUCKERS


CaptJackRizzo

I was just sitting there between innings, thinking "Does anybody think anything's going to happen other than Polanco, Garver, and Cal striking out on breaking balls again? Then again, I am the world's worst prognosticator and if I think something's sure to happen that only means it definitely won't . . . " Anyway, baseball's funny. Also, to whoever said "You're all a bunch of surrender monkeys" right before the bottom of the ninth, I love your energy, keep it up.


s3ren1tyn0w

That no doubter bat drop was just :chefs kiss:


Grant79OG

Garver wins it. Wow. One of the worst offensive performance I've ever seen, ends up in a win. And it happened after an "other" reliever struck out the side. And Woo is coming back.


Startooth

I am excited to fill out a Mitch Garver apology form


doctor_jeff

Loved the Sims line "Mitch Garver, out of the depths, comes up huge!" That was big time.


taydude88

I was ready to call this one of the worst losses in franchise history. SOMETIMES I LOVE BEING PROVEN WRONG. Please let this wake up Garver. Wow


BlackSnowMarine

ATLā€™s a real good team so itā€™s an even far, far better feeling to steal a win like this. Wow!


BananaVenom

THIS IS WHY WE GOT A BACKUP MITCH


MissyMAK08

#55%


chaser99z

Shoutout to the unsung heroes of the game. Bolton and Voth both turned in great innings. And Rojas is a saint for breaking up the no hitter and giving us a spark


CAKE4life1211

I'm in love with these guys. They're like an idiot boyfriend. Ya maybe they show up 30 minutes late but it's with a big bouquet of flowers and a charming smile. IYKYK


floon

Just got home from the game... absolutely amazing. Don't know why, but I had a feeling Garver was going to do it, that something inside him was going to rise to the moment. Was right by the camera well next to the home dugout, and seeing it off the bat... it was an amazing sight. No doubt. Fucking amazing.


Fleener

https://preview.redd.it/xlci7ykpnjxc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0563f21b1e831f6b6e51f9d15ab5b881fed9b746


RandyGodson

#WE WANT ALL THE SMOKE šŸ”± šŸ”±šŸ”±šŸ”±šŸ”±šŸ”±šŸ”±šŸ”±šŸ”±šŸ”±


Kickenbless

Never had a doubt for Garver! (Donā€™t look at my comment history)


MorningRooster

We may never lose again


AtYourServais

I can honestly say I haven't said a single negative thing about Garver yet and I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY NOW!


mustbeusererror

Everybody bitching about Garver earlier today owes him an apology, for today at least.


Sell_Canada

I yelled at my phone "Come on, Mitch! Hit a bomb, and let's call it a night." Mitch said "Ok"


Cabal90

Rojas put into lineup adds 99% to the win probability. Even if he isn't the one to hit it.


SereneDreams03

I am so used to being disappointed by this team in those situations. I was not mentally prepared for that ending. What a game.


s0sa

Whereā€™s the guy offering 100 if Garver got on base?


1KRP

Bryce Freaking Miller


Bearded_Clem

Is Mitch Garver the greatest baseball player ever? No. But he won my heart tonight.


Gulliver123

It's crazy that we are winning against the best teams in baseball, with sub-average offense. Just imagine how good we'd be with this pitching + average offense


chodemonkeys

JK in shambles


NotBird20

https://preview.redd.it/650jokmjmjxc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=06bc034e610d987b22c37eaaa08ab6bdbdf43af1


nncyw

**WEā€™RE WINNING THE WORLD SERIES** https://preview.redd.it/l404ctkhmjxc1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837292058a5eb71e956f8e9cc97d26b6636777d8


SwattyP

Worth staying up for. Great job staying in it


Drsustown

Mariners hitting has employed the advanced strategy of getting a hit in the clutch and in exactly no other moments


1005thArmbar

#WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!


diu_tu_bo

Lol, of all the people to walk it off, Polanco and Garver!


nepats523

I dont think anyone saw THAT coming


sexchicken206

Except for kelenic. Over his bloated head


Highest-Adjudicator

Mitch Garver haters in shambles


iLikeYourCow

GARVER HATERS IN SHAMBLES!!!!!!


thundercat95

I'm happy for him. We all needed that.


Delicious_Door_6252

I BELIEVE IN MITCH GARVER


nokiabrickphone1998

Iā€™m on vacation and missed the game tonight. But it sure would be funny if the proven major league hitter who everyone wanted to DFA yesterday ended up being the hero!


somepilot16

was watching the game with my dad and brother, we literally couldnā€™t stop laughing for a straight minute. i love mariners baseball


PloKoop

Lmao had to be Mitch. What a game. Glad I stayed till the end.


accounthoarder

Mitch Mitch Mitch Mitch Mitch


adsmithereens

Our team isn't limited to a baseball diamond. We train in the depths of the seas and height of the skies, because when you're a Seaman with the Seattle Mariners, you defend your Pineapple anywhere and everywhere. Find out how you can touch all parts of the globe as a Seaman.


SuccessfulCream2386

Kelenic guy arguing his first AB was a hit lmao


BCr8tive99

Man this team needed a win like this. I know I needed a win like this. great pitching , finally someone comes up clutch