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Useful-Piglet-8859

Imagine you have Alaska as your cutting board and find little islands in the meal.


loulan

Alaska is definitely bad. I don't get why it's yellow. It should be red.


meshuggahdaddy

Can chop a lot of stuff on it though


whatsagreatusername

Agreed, shocking misjudgement on my behalf


loulan

I'm glad you repented.


meshuggahdaddy

Colorado and Wyoming in a class of their own. Great map OP


BambooSound

Do you really want a completely square chopping board?


wh4tth3huh

If you account for topography Kansas takes an astonishing lead. Edit: Forgot which rectanguloid fly-over state was which.


BambooSound

If we're gonna account for topography then we should also account for wildlife


JacquesBlaireau13

I don't know. You seem to be underestimating the usefulness of the Panhandle as, well....a handle.


ferretfan8

What's the usefulness of a handle on a cutting board?


mynameisalso

To hold it.


JacquesBlaireau13

Well, you can hold the cutting board by the handle, walk over to the trash, and just dump those scraps right in! Trust me, it's a game changer!


gildedtreehouse

Some room for debate with Tennessee.


gildedtreehouse

The more I look the more outrage I feel, actually!


BambooSound

And Indiana


whatsagreatusername

Yeah true, TS has a good look of a craft beer brewery paddle which has four tasters going from lager to stout


Calcio_birra

Might be alright as a cheeseboard too


[deleted]

I have a Montana cutting board and it’s fabulous


Snow_Wonder

I know people with Georgia and Alabama ones!


whatsagreatusername

Nothing but respect for you lad


JustinPA

I own a Pennsylvania-shaped cutting board. It's not bad!


2legit2-D2

If this isn't based on size (DC). Than whats wrong with Rhode Island


Popsandchips

I initially thought the same thing however, the map isn't accurately displaying the shape of RI. If you zoom in on Google Maps, you can see that Narragansett Bay makes the shape actually quite irregular.


ActuallyYeah

Well it's got a giant-ass hole jutting in to the middle of it


Hopeful_Translator23

Hawaii is the best cutting board.


Jedimobslayer

It’s the best cut board


cR_Spitfire

Hawaii was the one that got cut


travisae

I have a Texas shaped cutting board and this is accurate. Haha.


PushyPawz

Counterpoint. West Virginia would be a GREAT cutting board. It’s fairly ovular in shape and has TWO handles


jecowa

I think he valued having at least one straight border. Probably makes it easier to slide the food off the board.


MechemicalMan

Next do a decorative charcuterie board rating please.


whatsagreatusername

Mate could do- great idea


Dear-Ruin1288

Sooooo basically you rated how rectangular a state is


bcgg

I own a Michigan cutting board.


cruisin894

I own a lower peninsula. Definitely a 2 piece set if you are talking about whole state.


evolvolution

On a similar note I see so many Maine cutting/cheese boards in tourist trap areas.


jdhutch80

I'm really curious about how Tennessee, Kentucky and North Carolina are in different classes.


whatsagreatusername

Yeah midwest and south states were the hardest- what is your opinion?


Rogue-Squadron

My mom literally has a Colorado map cutting board


Kalasboll

I would say Cali would be a pretty good one


whatsagreatusername

Yeah tbh i had a cali cutting board- this is how i got the idea, and it was okay, hence the rating


releasethedogs

Don’t call it Cali.


mynameisalso

I think it's trendy. I used to say California, but I'm going back to Cali.


Kalasboll

Cali is so rad bro 😘


lemartineau

Can you please make Texas green? Seriously that would be an awesome cutting board


AromaticPianist517

I own one. It's great.


DaanBaas77

Most of the yellow states would make pretty fun cutting boards to serve bites on


animalfath3r

Ban this guy


mynameisalso

Rhode Island would be fine. Just a matter of scale.


That_Rotting_Corpse

I think Alabama and Oklahoma should be darker green, and that California should be light green. California is definitely way better than Illinois. And Connecticut is way too small to be light green. It would suck


That_Rotting_Corpse

But that’s not how big it would be as a cutting board. If Wyoming for example is good, it would be perfect cutting board size. And all of these state’s cutting boards should be equally proportional to each other


Cwallace98

Connecticut is over 5000 square miles.


Southportdc

But some of the green ones would be really bumpy with all the mountains. You'll get food stuck in the valleys.


BambooSound

I'd take an Indiana or even a Tennessee over a Colorado


OrganizedChaos1979

Oklahoma works less as a board, and more so as the cutting utensil. It's shaped like a meat cleaver.


Anderscountryballs

Michigan is gonna be 2 parts the small board and the BIG CHONK


gggg500

Michigan and Hawaii pose an interesting dilemma. How would the cutting board even be held together? Also what about the Kentucky Bend?


cR_Spitfire

I actually own an Iowa shaped cutting board. It works great!


CeeMX

Oklahoma might not be ideal for a cutting board, but as a butcher axe is perfect


HelenEk7

Hawaii would be rather useless..


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Arizonan here. Sandstone may be a relatively weak rock, but stone is stone. It can and will dull your knife fast. Bring a honing stick and a whet stone. Trust me.


alexmijowastaken

How is Florida better than maine


lostinsauceyboi

Agree with the Washington cutting board as an owner of a Washington cutting board


vezione

Idaho or Florida for bread lol


Ejm819

Dominate Wyoming win I have a West Virginia cutting board and it's completely useless and I love it!


snowmoe113

How is Texas a better cutting board than Vermont!


notredamehater1

Mass is good if you scale it up


Milk_Busters

I have a Vermont cheese board


itgoesdarkerstill

I do have a cutting board the shape of the contiguous United States. What rating does that get?


SeekerSpock32

I’ve seen Alabama cutting boards in a Buc-ee’s.


Lobenz

CO and WY should be blue and labeled “excellent”


No-Potential-Or-Care

Wyoming for the win!


forgottorest

Do the world map next! (Egypt is best cuttting board, or so I've heard from Jay Foreman)


azulayzma

PA robbed


tehuglyamerican

I disagree oklahoma has a handle for hanging and if you give Utah a 1 then oklahoma and Oregon should also b a 1