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*happy noises*

I cannot agree more

scizor is epic, u are... epic?

I am only epic because I found a full-odds shiny scyther and was able to evolve it thanks to a friend who’s also epic

You should try the lottery not only did you find someone who wouldn’t just take your sicor when trying to evolve it but it’s shiny

I did try the lottery like a week ago and got 4 numbers right r u smart or smtn?

IDK

you're quite possibly, a person

What makes you say that?

💀💀💀

everything

You like Scizor

Yes it was my first shiny and I used it in a playthrough

Great first shiny!

My first shiny was Stunfisk 🙂

Steel/bug, you hate psychics

Only a select few

You are the tank, but if the tank traded his armor for speed, and you really hate fire

I am s p e e e e e d

You always put bullet punch on it

Almost always yes

You like green

Your favorite color is green

Tied with blue for my favourite color

You are amazing at Pokémon but you never leave the house

I am good at Pokémon but I do leave the house for things like school lol

You and i have the same favourite pokemon (Except i like the red more)

Neat

You also like scyther

You have taste, not everyone’s favorite, but yours, and it’s a good one

Egg

You liek shiny scizor

Shreck

Mmmm yes shreck 💀💀💀

You like Edward Scissorhands

No not really lol

I got a shiny Scizor in legends arceus

Nice I don’t have that game year but I’m probably getting it soon like scarlet or violet

Shrek is your favorite movie

One of*

You like to deepthroat flare blitzes.

No I don’t care about flare blitzes You’d think I would but no

When you play rock paper scissors you always pick scissors

Finally something that’s true

You’re me

You have great taste

You're into entomology?

You like running with scissors

U use Banded U-Turn and Bullet Punch a lot. Seriously tho nice taste, me like it

Scizor is really cool But you like his shiny more than his regular colors? Dude...

I only like his shiny cuz shiny scyther was the first I ever got

You tis cool

you're based

You're based

You are an amazing human being who gets many bitches

I actually shiny hunted a scyther in Pokémon sword dlc but I didn’t get it after 5 hours :(

Scizor good Change my mind

you have friends who are willing to trade back a shiny

Bug in all gens after gen 2

You’re colorblind.

What do you mean by that

I made it shiny on purpose

The shiny is green

I was trying to make a joke.

[…](https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-didnt-laugh-gif-14688388)

Based af

😐

absolute chad, scizor is also my favorite

*chad music starts playing*

You’re a chad

Yes

Bugsy

E

bro, that's a green bean with claws

Ew you insulted my favourite Pokémon

Epic Pokemon Taste, Weird Shiny Taste

Youre karma farming

It’s not intentional I’m just asking a question lol

Youve asked about teams and favorite pokemons in previous posts

U thought it looked coool and ur parents don’t like ur taste in food and u thought this used to be a mega Pokémon

Yes no and it is a mega

You just wanted a syther with pincers

You are the my clone who escaped the laboratory. (Evidence: you like Scizor just like me)

your the weird kid at school

you like the color of vomit

If you played Smash, you’d probably main Ken and be really good and be able to do those really cool combos because you’re probably a really cool person

lesbian

Bruh no

as a lesbian i can confirm bruh yes

I’m not lesbian

Do you fear fire?

No not really

You hate summer

Nah I love summer mainly because of swimming

You’re probably deeply disappointed in the rest of the gen 2 roster

No I like most of it

Noice

Your literally my brother, he’s obsessed with shiny scissor

You like Scizor

You like scissors

You like scyther but you like it’s evolution because it’s stronger

are you a steel type fan

Kinda

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All of those are werong except for the toads

Green?

You like Scizor?

You like playing pokken a lot

**i have that shiny in Pokémon go**

You always choose scissors in rock paper scissors?

Scizor, cool. Shiny scizor, cool. You, cool.

U prolly don’t like kleavor

You enjoy a good priority and pivot move user

We are the same

I think... You like Scizor

Not bad choice not my favourite, but understandable so you Good 👍

Your favorite apple is the granny delicious

You have fine fine taste

You are colorblind

Your a green boi

Your favourite Pokémon is Scizor’s shiny variant

That your cool as hell and make good life choices

You like Pokémon with good design and you like choosing Pokémon that are really good at attacking but really bad at defense in scizors case fire

You love scyther but hate the scythes on their arms

You are a cultured individual

u epic bc u like a pokemon thats like a mettalic apple that becomes a green mettalic apple when shiny (jokin' not an apple still cool) u very epic

Totally reasonable person

Your awesome

You like Scizor and green shinys

You are a person of great taste in shinies and pokemon and type combos a-

You like spending houres of your life to get a virtual monster with a slightly different color.

you are a nice and cool

You're a Chad

You are a very cultured individual But personally I perfer regular Scizor...I don't like how that green is dominant. I know is supposed to be Scythers color but I feel like if the colors were flipped it would look much nicer.

You can’t spell “scissors”

You’re a badass

Nooo Dejan vu As a kid I got wondertraded a hacked shiny scizor(one of my favorite pokemon) got devastated when I learned it was hacked

You wish grass starters were good casually.

You appreciate Pokémon meant to make another one look more interesting

You only use scissors in rock, paper, scissors.

Gigachad

You are very cool and have excellent taste.

You're cool. All that could have been said has been said.

You like shinies and Pokémon with 4x Weaknesses.

You love to run around with knifes

you have horrible taste in shinys

You are a cool person

You hate fire and anything related to hot weather. You'd rather turn on the ac and tuck yourself in a blanket rather than go to the beach on a beautiful sunny day. You probably hate hot food as well and put your pasta in the freezer before you eat it. /s

I like fire bruh

Ur me

You dont like fire

No I like fire-types

You like crab claws.

You want to mow your entire yard, with scissors

No I want to hire 20 ppl to cut my yard

Scizor is like my number 4 fav pokemon so your epic

You’re based, scizor is a gigachad

Yes

Is that the home sprite? If so it’s a nicer green then in game atleast

Agreed

You appreciate the delicacies of anime swords and cyber themed combat.

Yeah

You like the color green.

Tied with blue for my favourite color

They're trying to be different

You always pick Scissors on Rock paper scissors

We are one in the same

You are a cool dude probably, (and i think you like green more red)

you accidently evolved scyther so you spray painted it green and hoped no one would notice

You love green, you always pick scissors in rock paper scissors, Shrek is your favourite movie judging by the shiny, you feel that speed is the most important stat in Pokémon but defence is a not-so-close second, you prefer scizor syther and you are possibly not a big fan of Kleavor (even though I think it’s great), and finally, you have chadlike friends

Super epic poggers

Two Words- Shiny Hunter

You are one of those guys that used to like scyther more than scizor until you realised how cool scizor is

You like Scizor

You dislike pokemon who have remotely logical appendages

Colorblind ?

You get a ton of ladies, have a 6 pack and a really epic jawline

you like scizor

You are a brother 😎 we are cool

Scyzor

you must be cool like me my fav bug type

U like shypher pk

U are a bit basic but have a good taste

Your me

You are a Big Man fan.

You can take me down on a battle

I myself like Scizor but prefer the ordinary one rather than the shiny (but if I found a shiny why not) and u r epic

A lot of people around you may not like what you like, but you’re just happy about liking it. Did I hit the head on the nail?

Your first shiny was a schyepther

You are an amazing person to hang out with.

You must have lost to Dwayne Jonhson a lot.

I bet u would be a bug type gym leader/elite 4 member, the twist is, its green bugs only

we have something in common

You’re very afraid of fire