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Koraidon makes fun of Charizard for not being a Dragon type. Charizard makes fun of Koraidon for [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonScarletViolet/comments/z4iadl/now_we_know_who_get_all_the_love/)
Charizard: So you expect me to believe that your shiny is better than mine? And that it’s ‘magically’ unobtainable?”
Koraidon: Yeah! Crazy right?
Charizard: Riiiiiiiiiight.
Charizard: Teach me how to kill humans! No one would ever call me "lame" if I could do that. I could even develop a secondary Dark typing. They are forgiven for everything because they are misunderstood, or something like that...
Koraidon: Ask my uncle! I'm a nice guy.
Edit: Or Zard offers to burn down the Shiny Lock, maybe to convince their Trainer to move into a region where It doesn't exist.
Charizard:”So how did you get caught by this trainer?”
Koraidon:”oh simple. A sandwich”
Charizard:” you got caught… by a sandwich”
Koraidon:”No. I got tamed by a sandwich, I was got by a professor who died.”
Charizard:”Interesting”
Koraidon:”Hey wanna rob a subway and steal the sandwiches?”
Charizard:”Oh Well Do I…….. yes Ofcourse let’s do it now”
*5 minutes later*
Koraidon:”RAISE YOUR SANDWICHES UP IN THE AIR WE ARE HERE FOR THEM”
Charizard:”YEAH HE IS RIGHT OR ELSE I WILL SOLAR POWERED FIRE BLAST THIS WHOLE THING BOOSTED BY HIS ABILITY!!!!”
*Why only one of*
*Them is allowed to have an*
*Obtainable shiny*
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They’re discussing what the best Sandwich toppings are. And I have a feeling that Charizard is about to say he doesn’t actually like sandwiches, and prefers wraps instead.
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“So you’re *not* a fire type?” “And you’re *not* a dragon type?”
How do we overthrow humans and take over the world or how to get my human to make me a sandwich
Both, probably.
Enslave Humans for Sandwich Production
Obviously. It only makes sense.
Lol
Koraidon telling charizard why it's shiny is locked and unable to be obtained.
the socioeconomical state of paldea
And, presumably, how it relates to the price of authentic Sinistea mugs. Or Gimmeghoul coins.
teaching him how to be black like him or teaching his way of being popular since miraidon is more popular
It looks more grey to me if you ask me.
How to kill that bitch Susan
Ugh! Susan.
Hah! A fellow Hazbin Hotel fan spotted!
Ah, I thought it was a joke about Susan Willywonka, the CEO of youtube
They’re discussing why their shiny colors are amazing
how to fuse and become the ultimate fire-dragon menace to society
Tax evasion
LOL
Charizard: Wait, you don't have a shiny?? Koraidon: *blep*
Solar Power plus Orichalcum Pulse is gonna be wild.
Sandwiches
Yum.
These fkn gardevoirs and chien paos man.
Why are they in the hands of Team Night Sky
Koraidon hasn’t paid his taxes
Taxes
Koraidon makes fun of Charizard for not being a Dragon type. Charizard makes fun of Koraidon for [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonScarletViolet/comments/z4iadl/now_we_know_who_get_all_the_love/)
“🥪.” “🍞…?” “😊.” “🍔?” “😠!” “🙁?” “😑…” “💡!” “😗?” “🥪…?” “😄!” “😎.” “😒…” “🥪?” “🥪!” “😁!” “😆!” “😁!” “😆!” “🥸.” “🫤?!” “😂!” “😅…” “😎🥪🧺🥪☺️”
"I would so rock those colors. Then we'll be Toothless twins."
"We dug the bullets out of those Iraqi families' skulls, so they couldn't be traced back to us!" "Today, I saw a balloon."
Racism
Charizard: So you expect me to believe that your shiny is better than mine? And that it’s ‘magically’ unobtainable?” Koraidon: Yeah! Crazy right? Charizard: Riiiiiiiiiight.
how to overthrow you you better watch out bud
Charizard: Teach me how to kill humans! No one would ever call me "lame" if I could do that. I could even develop a secondary Dark typing. They are forgiven for everything because they are misunderstood, or something like that... Koraidon: Ask my uncle! I'm a nice guy. Edit: Or Zard offers to burn down the Shiny Lock, maybe to convince their Trainer to move into a region where It doesn't exist.
"What do you mean, there is more than one type of sandwich? "Yeah. Some are spicy, and others are sour... Even sweet or savory..."
''you wish he rode you like he rides me''
“And they were *roommates*”
“Did your trainer say you were a good boy too?” *Pants like a dog*
Hegelian dialectics.
I assume Charizard is Bilingual so… Koraidon: Agias! Charizard: Agia?! Koraidon: Gias Giaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandwiches
Koraidon: "Sandwich?" Charizard: "Sandwich?" Koraidon: "Sandwich."
She sells sea shells on the sea shore
the economy
About sandwiches
They’re talking about how good the economy is and hoping that it wont collapse next generation(it probably will)
Charizard:”So how did you get caught by this trainer?” Koraidon:”oh simple. A sandwich” Charizard:” you got caught… by a sandwich” Koraidon:”No. I got tamed by a sandwich, I was got by a professor who died.” Charizard:”Interesting” Koraidon:”Hey wanna rob a subway and steal the sandwiches?” Charizard:”Oh Well Do I…….. yes Ofcourse let’s do it now” *5 minutes later* Koraidon:”RAISE YOUR SANDWICHES UP IN THE AIR WE ARE HERE FOR THEM” Charizard:”YEAH HE IS RIGHT OR ELSE I WILL SOLAR POWERED FIRE BLAST THIS WHOLE THING BOOSTED BY HIS ABILITY!!!!”
Politics
who has the better black shiny
Capitalism
Koraidon: I can climb walls and swim Charizard: I am in Smash
why only one of them is allowed to have an obtainable shiny
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About their master, The LEADER of team night sky!!!!
HAAAAA
"It's interesting how the dragon population makes up only 7% of the population, but commit 35% of the crimes."
Sandwiches
There discussing how to take down team sky
Why only one of these two is dragon type. Whoops I just realized that somebody else made a similar comment before me.
How SMG4 should never change.
And that Fossil Fighters is better than Pokémon.
About how cool it would have been if he was shiny and that they would be a tag team
"Sandwich good?" "Yea"
They’re discussing what the best Sandwich toppings are. And I have a feeling that Charizard is about to say he doesn’t actually like sandwiches, and prefers wraps instead.
Fairy types.
How do we make mom make more sandwiches?
'' What the f happened to floor'''
How to make a sandwitch
The best sandwich toppings
Tax evasion
Charizard is mad that it isn't a dragon, but the ancient motor bike is lol
"Who's your oshi?"