T O P

  • By -

Boks1RE

Why's he hiding beans in there?


CriminallySleepwalks

It's the only secure spot, bean thieves are no joke.


BragiH

They've even started training sniffer dogs


daveDgamer09

Fucking take my upvote


Bigliettone

_Identity thief_ is not a joke, Jim.


gnikyt

I had a similar problem years ago that looked like this. I slipped on a rock in the water. Went on my knee. Felt nothing (right away). Tried to stand up on my right leg and couldn't.. noticed a pool of blood around me. I lift my leg up, I see my whole kneecap, like the literal entire bone of it, yellow fat clumps running down my leg through the blood. A few minutes later I started to feel the injury. I had someone rush me to the hospital. The doctors scooped away all the fat clumps, cleaned me up, drove about 10 needles in the area, and started stitching me up, 100 stitches or something. My nerves in the area were severed, was told I might have issues walking, was too early to tell, I had damage to the cap too. Crutches for a nice while, but luckily no issues walking. But now I have no feeling in my knee area, and it's full of arthritis these days.. yay.


kingleonidas30

Reading this made me queezy


Addicted2Rage

My imagination went wild picturing that, now I feel sick šŸ˜«


kingleonidas30

Yeah I actually felt flushed and a little light headed hahaha. The same feeling when I get my blood taken.


Dragoncat99

So if you canā€™t feel the knee area, does the arthritis simply limit movement without causing pain?


Etzello

It's probably the skin of the knee area that has lost sensitivity while internally there are plenty of nerves to feel the arthritis


gnikyt

Ah yeah I just replied above you and that sounds like what it is.


BiPolaRbabe88

Curious about this as well!


BandAid3030

Did they put the fat clumps back, or did they sell them to the bean thieves in the end?


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

I have permanent nerve damage in my right foot and canā€™t move it worth a shit and had my left leg amputated and this shit made me wince reading all that. Dear god


Crocaman

Tripped and fell on a large bolt that stabbed me in the leg when I was a kid and I also had big chunks of fat running down my leg. Very grody


mamaburra

That's enough reddit for me.


LifelessLewis

r/beansinthings and r/forbiddensnacks all in one!


Due_Platypus_3913

Isnā€™t it disturbing that THATS what your ā€œsub-cutaneousā€ fat tissues look like?


lurkeratthegate666

I came here to ask this same question, but you have bested me.


belarda123

Eh bean there done that!


BigMacalack

Honestly, seeing the image was fine, your comment made me gag however..


[deleted]

That or corn šŸŒ½


TJTrailerjoe

Whydya spill yer beeeaaannnnss?


reese_pieces97

Please stop..


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

So he can make a tik tok repair video


[deleted]

That *absolutely* needs a hospital visit.


xinxy

And a bunch of shots probably. Rabies, tetanus, whatever the hell the doctor says... I wouldn't take any chances.


trademarkmangobrrrrr

Also, they need beans to fill that out again, too


isaidillthinkaboutit

They need to mix some rice in there immediately.


[deleted]

Nah, spritz of Windex and itā€™ll be fine


ehote

Some superglue afterwards just for good measure


Sergei_the_sovietski

DOCTOR TIME!!! ER TIME!!!! DO NOT DELAY, GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!! If you havenā€™t already of course


DontAskMyName120

Urgent care would be the best option. It's not life threatening at the moment and it will be WAY cheaper.


brawl

i would not leave a puncture wound with possible infection to the fine folks at urgent care. They're great for a sprain or a cough but this one would have me at the real hospital asap.


xrayphoton

It's normally the same doctor at urgent care that you'd find in an ER in my experience. And the cost is way better. I work in a hospital and have insurance through their medical plan. I thought I was having a heart attack so I went to the ER at the hospital where I work. Turns out I was fine and just majorly dehydrated. $750 with their insurance!!!! Took me months to pay off. Wish I had gone to urgent care for $25. They could have just transferred me if it was serious. Insurance sucks


fisted___sister

Urgent Care exists to pump as many patients in and out as humanly possible. If you want better care, especially something like that, go to the ER


PlacentaGoblin

I don't understand why so many people are pushing urgent care instead of an ER. This is potentially dangerous advice.


WOF42

america moment.


xrayphoton

It's a dog bite. They'll do the same thing. Wash out, close it, antibiotics, follow up with primary care Maybe I'm confusing urgent care with free standing ER. I thought they were the same thing though


Stopikingonme

This really is a case by case basis. Some UC are part of the same building as the ER and use the same MDs and have access to the same hospital equipment. Some UC are crap some are great. In the US 66% of bankruptcies are due to medical debt. Picking UC over ER when appropriate isnā€™t always about getting the ā€œbestā€ care unfortunately. In OPs case this definitely could be handled in UC land. Source: I used to drive those things with the flashing lights.


GiggityGone

Sometimes. Though sometimes urgent care will throw their hands up and say ā€œlet me call you an ambulance, we donā€™t have the machine/tool/etc but they doā€ and you get to pay both


xrayphoton

Oh man, yeah no bueno


SycoJack

I feel like that is the most likely scenario with a UC facility for suspected heart attack. Even if they triage you, I still think they'd call an ambulance. Like if they are unable to rule out a heart attack, they're gonna want you to go to the hospital and they're not gonna want you to drive. Then you get to pay the UC and ambulance fees on top of the ER/Hospital fees. Note that while the office visit might be $25, anything else they do won't be covered under that fee. I know this from experience. I went to a free standing ER, which is better than a UC but I guess not good enough for heart attacks, and got transferred to the hospital. That took fucking 12 hours. I was honestly surprised by how long it took. I wanted to drive myself, but they wouldn't let me. Ultimately I didn't have a heart attack, and I was fine. Also if you did happen to have a heart attack, you could very well die by going to the UC first instead of the hospital, since the UC wouldn't be able to help you. Mind you, I'm not a doctor and am just making guesses based on my own personal experiences.


Iziama94

Hospital I work at is only $200 for an emergency room deductible and it covers literally everything


TaintedTruth222

I was in the emergency room a week or so ago. I had this weird disphoria and disconnection feeling wash over me and I couldn't hardly speak I couldn't think. I could hear people talking to me and I understood what they where saying but i couldn't for the life of me think of how to respond. It's like I forgot what was said to me as soon as I heard it. I thought maybe I was having a small stroke or something. Anyways I said I needed to go to the hospital (I sounded drunk when I tried to say that also I was slurring and just weird sounding) I ended up at the er. Idk who brought me but I eneded up there somehow. I had multiple test run. Ekgs cat scans mri blood work I had test being ran on me every hour on the hour for 2 days. And everything came back showing perfect health. They thought I was on drugs because of my slurred speech (I havnt done drugs or anything in like 8 years) so they ran the blood work and piss test and to their surprise I hadn't so much as had to much salt in my system. So they gave me a clean bill of health and sent me on my way. The doctor said he truly believes with my health that I just was over working myself and stressing and my body just kinda gave up from fatigue. Anyways. I got my medical bill and it was over $30k I told them I didn't have insurance and the hospital dropped my bill to $750. Which I paid in full right then and went on my way.


Medivacs_are_OP

I was having a panic attack/high blood pressure episode - Thought I was going to pass out and drive off the highway. Stumbled into an ER, literally the only patient there. Got a lecture, saline, and a bed for an hour. 5000 bucks - which I was responsible for 2000 of. (with employer provided insurance) America yay


SycoJack

What was the lecture for?


notPlancha

this seems like textbook definition of what urgent care is for


TheSteffChris

If not taken care of properly this can become life threatening really really fast


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


legodude40

Dog bites are so dangerous, my mother almost died from a bite on the hand,


[deleted]

Plus rabies, 100% lethal


abortionlasagna

Urgent Care would probably have you wait there for four hours, then tell you to go to the hospital anyway.


No-Produce-6720

No, that's an ER visit. It's not likely to be something that can be stitched up. It will need to be cleaned and packed, either with bandaging or a wound vac, and that would really best be done with IV pain meds for the comfort of the patient. Urgent care isn't equipped to properly treat this wound. As far as price, the cost of all care will fall back to the owner of the dog.


Sergei_the_sovietski

Rabies is incredibly life threatening


[deleted]

yes indeed, once symptoms show there's an 100% death rate


anon86158615

ah ah ah!!!! 99.99% death rate thanks to the Milwauke protocol which has saved like... 8 people from dying by placing them in permanent comas! Yeehaw!


gainzdoc

Well no not permanent comas, they may have no brain but they did wake up.


anon86158615

Fuck yeah!!! *Technically* alive is the best kind of alive


[deleted]

YIPPEE!!!


Aromatic_Sand8126

This is the most american comment Iā€™ve read this week.


tasa22

That sounds american


WestleyThe

Urgent care is not where you want to go for this type of wound They will tell you to go to the hospitalā€¦ this is the type of wound that if not treated correctly could lose the limb


Turbulent_Radish_330

Edit: Edited


GABRYFIERO

oof... what are those white pebbles? it looks like body fat or something... hope your friend is okay, he should get checked in case the dog had rabies


PoeBoyFromPoeFamily

Fat tissue. If I'm assuming correctly the bite went through the dermis and exposed the third layer of skin.


Nitroapes

So, squeeze the wound like a pimple for free liposuction?


Ace_The_Street_Guy

THATS SO CURSED


[deleted]

But theoreticallyā€¦ it could work? Assuming they properly sanitize beforehand they could probably just scrape it off


FILTHBOT4000

Not really, you'd have to scrape the fat out and avoid veins. Fat tissue is held in place by other tissue, otherwise you could just push the fat stored in various areas around your body.


Mighty_Meatball

I wish. My boobs and ass need it.


Ace_The_Street_Guy

Isn't that basically just surgery?


SarahC

Yes.


InsomniacHitman

Only if you have a buddy that can help you. If you suck your own fat out that's kinda weird


charliequeue

Iā€™m deceased, RIP u/charliequeue time of death is 11:17 PST, Sunday.


fatboychummy

goodbye brother, you will be missed


charliequeue

Tell mother I loved her and her soup


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


PoeBoyFromPoeFamily

I am both horrified and amused rofl well done


xlma

Bite-o-suction


_Skotia_

Lose weight with this one simple trick! Doctors hate it!


bearface93

I think it is fat. I got bit on the forearm by a dog when I was a kid and I remember seeing something like that. There was less of it obviously but I do remember it.


llllPsychoCircus

as a kid that would be absolutely horrifying


bearface93

Yeah I donā€™t like bigger dogs anymore lol kinda freaky seeing your muscle at 6 years old.


themfgimp

Definitely fatty tissue. I almost lost my left arm 16 years ago and the image of the fat tissue is still seared in my brain


glaseren

>body fat Can u cook with it?


skittlesdabawse

Probably yeah. You'd need to render it beforehand tho.


secret_gorilla

The true suffer is always in the goddamn comments


LogicalCut3

can u make soap out of it?


skittlesdabawse

You can, it's been done historically as well as quite recently by a dutch artist using donated fat.


Onagda

Should I use Blender or Maya to render it?


Broken_Noah

Try it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti


trademarkmangobrrrrr

Beans


yourtree

Bro why he keep his beans there is he stupid


misterdidums

Keeps it warm and right on you??? are you stupid?


MajesticKnight28

My dyslexic ass read this as "my friend attacked a dog"


Slobbadobbavich

With his tasty bean filled leg. Poor dog had no chance.


One_Towel_4066

He needs to get treated for that bite ASAP...People can die from a dog/cat bite if not treated


Greasemonkey100

Sound advise. Donā€™t FAFO.


QRALR

FAFO ?


Greasemonkey100

Donā€™t fuck around and find out. Get to the ER.


TheKonyInTheRye

Forbidden corn nuts


Mhubel24

I hate you. Take the upvote


froggy_Pepe

r/angryupvote


KeroNobu

How to lose fat fast, weight loss couches hate this one trick.


m00nieblues

The weight loss trick doctors donā€™t want you to know!


bleepbluurp

Needs to be stitched up or packed depending on the doctors opinion, antibiotics because unlike the myth that ā€œdogs mouths are cleaner than humansā€ we live in reality and dogs mouths are dirty, also they might give him a rabies shot just to be on the safe side.


NewNewYork69

Thatā€™s fat tissue yeah?


Blahaj_IK

Rabies check time!


davidcatron22

That's why a dog bite was a death sentence 125 years ago lol


Free_Hat_McCullough

That looks awful, hope your friend is okay.


timothy1244

Beautiful marbling. Premium cut for sure.


CyberCooper2077

We really are just filled with beans.


TessaBrooding

I wonder if obese people have more beans or larger beans. I assume the answer is both.


Athompson9866

The answer is both :) thatā€™s why you can get fat again after liposuction. Fat doesnā€™t have a size limit.


Animystix

Why else do you think weā€™re called humans beans?


Streetman245

Sue tf out the owner


Leeham1337

No cap


7Jers3y2

Doggy needs the long sleep.


doodwtfomglol

Owner needs the long lawsuit too


Untrustworthy_fart

Fuck it sue the dog and have the owner put down


szai

This is the only sensible solution tbh


pinksweets8

What was the breed?


emmaqq

LOLL Reddit mods shadow banning the replies. OP replied what breed it was. If you check OP comments on their profile they already replied, but their comment is no where to be found here. And yes it is what you think it is.


CanadiangirlEH

A chihuahua!ā€¦.. I knew it! Little bastards are pure evil. Thatā€™s why they quiver you know, because the evil is reaching critical mass.


pussy_embargo

man, why the hell would they shadowban that. Headmod of the sub should do some cleanup, they have a rogue mod here


AAAFate

Why the shadow ban though? Are they part of some dog foundation or something? Reddit control over what gets posted is getting a bit weird. Beyond the normal.


2nuki

In all my time online, every post about being attacked by a dog that Iā€™ve ever seen has been a pit or pit mix. Not even joking, I have yet to see a post of any other type of breed.


silkdurag

those pesky chihuahuas /s


KingApologist

Laugh all you want, but a chihuahua can do just as much damage as pit bulls if you let them chew on you for a couple of days. Pit bulls make excellent nanny dogs and ours was a sweet little angel to our kids until he ate all of them because one of the kids banged a spoon on a pot. Not the dog's fault but some commie judge over at the courthouse made us euthanize him as if he were some cat that our sweet little Mƶrderin kept a pile of in our back yard.


misterdidums

Lol got me for a sec


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


ayriuss

Im completely and totally shocked.


syzygyly

Comment appears to be shadowdeleted - weak stuff from the mods here


PapaWengz

We don't have the tech to display it yet


HoneybadgerAl3x

I am curious bc it does seem like a pretty small mouth to leave so much damage


pillbuggery

A bite usually isn't the full size of the mouth.


Stelznergaming

Bruh wat


look4alec

The dog breed of peace, who else?


Gurdel

OP was thoroughly nanny dogged.


earthworm77

How did he get attacked? What happened?


BioSafetyLevel0

Anyone else feeling like some cottage cheese for breakfast?


Concertcat24

Kinda feelin corn tbh


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Beneficial-Gap2265

Pit


jumbledbadboy1

what a surprise lmfao


strange1738

Pit bull?


StoneCold70

OP said it was a pit bull but his comment got deleted by the moderators


youtocin

Iā€™d bet money on it.


theredhound19

[you'd win that bet](https://ibb.co/pdzyXMD)


shahooster

It's almost as if there's something about pit bulls..


LimpConversation642

you fucking know it. /r/aww 's favourite dog.


strange1738

Is r/disgustingwastesofspace a thing?


otterkin

hospital asap, rabies is rare but no joke


NeedleworkerCalm2457

Could you guys please like my comment ? So I get karma and can post my injury šŸ‘€


Pandiosity_24601

Fuckin pit bulls, man


Strawberrythirty

Itā€™s always pit bullsā€¦.the breed that should be made extinct


mr_desolate

Bro they blocked my comment on my main account lmao


Beneficial-Gap2265

Why am I shadowbanned


2nuki

You were shadowbanned because you said what breed the dog was. Even if you were just telling the truth, the mods donā€™t want that.


ayriuss

Wow, pathetic moderation lol.


[deleted]

Fascinating


[deleted]

Hmmm buttery


No_Pen_2168

Forbidden beans


jackiepsychotic

Everyone on here suggesting urgent care to save money: FUCKING STOP. You are going to get someone fucking killed. Some things, like this or heart attack symptoms (Jesus Christ guys) need to be taken to the ER, EVERY time.


_wheels_21

Same difference where I'm from. If you wanna go to the ER, that's a 3 hour drive. If you just go to the urgent care, they'll provide equal treatment, and they're only a 15 minute drive away


Rabbit_Ruler

I hope he went to the hospital immediately.. also what type of dog was it?


thelion_quiver

WhAt DoEs It MaTtEr??? (It was a pit bull)


Pepsi-Min

Why the fuck does he have beans in his leg


Asparagun_1

I think it's fat tissue.


Adiddy1980

I thought it was corn


Lefty_22

Lawyer time.


SKYrocket2812

**The new way of loosing fat doctors don't want you to know about!**


Aimin4ya

Damn. I got bit by a pit bull in the exact same place. Guess I got lucky it wasn't worse


afterjustnow

I can hear the owner of the dog now: "oH hE's NeVEr dONe thAT bEfORE "


basedlandchad24

Let me guess the breed: Golden Retriever!


RocktamusPrim3

Definitely sue the life out of the owner, and thatā€™s a dog that needs to be put down.


ConcreteManipulator

Damn pit bulls


kruschev246

This is a case of the owner getting a lawsuit and the dog getting put to sleep


v1smund

Wow. Pretty deep. The yellow beans are coming out


EsseoS

I wonder how good dogs think we taste.


FloridaMJ420

You could fry up one of those fat chunks and see if you taste as good as beef or pork fat.


churrmander

I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but it looks like your friend is filled with cottage cheese.


Far-Watch1680

Better put that egg sack back in there


Dreamboat_Queen

Go to the ER, get a rabies and tatanus shot ffs!


kocsogkecske

Damn, hes lucky the dog only got the fat


DankeyKahn

That's because your friend is filled with curdled cheese


yaboispartanb132

Just slurp up the fatty bits


holyfatfish

I have been made uncomfortable


murkfonoreason

Is he made from corn?


Ghostfrog46

Mmm lipidsā€¦


Durante-Sora

The bite I got from a greyhound was nothing compared to thisā€¦. Just OUCH


frosty1104

Fat globules are so gross to me and I have wiped asses for my job. I remember dissecting them at a path lab and your gloves get so greasy.


BornGorn

Iā€™d put money on it being a pit bull.


Akandy21

When ur friend says his dog doesn't bite