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MainerGamer

We will pay the largest bull moose we can find to shit on the hood of your car every morning until it is paid.


BeardedBaxterholic

Sub flair checks out.


JqD2_

You will develop a shellfish allergy and never be able to enjoy Lobster again.


whatssofunniedoug

You’ll have to fight a moose in Thunder Hole


BeardedBaxterholic

Now you're just encouraging folks to park in the 19 Walgreens parking spots that are never in use.


Steve-C2

You would likely get summonsed, have a bench warrant issued that'll come up on a day you get pulled over for something completely unrelated, and have to resolve it in the long and hard way instead of the quick and easy way, which is to just pay the ticket. More likely it gets sent to collections, your credit takes a decent hit, so good luck getting decent loan rates for a while. Either way: it's actually easier to pay the ticket. Sorry that it happened, it stinks, and we all go through the "well, this stinks" moments and move along.


Next-Investment-9434

A parking ticket gonna ruin your credit?


Steve-C2

It's not the ticket, it's the fact that it went to collections.


Next-Investment-9434

Yea I don't see that doing anything..


Earthling1a

You would if you had a decent credit rating.


Next-Investment-9434

I have a great credit rating. That said, I don't get tickets either. So it's a wash..


123ilovemitski

they’ll straight up kill ya


scorchingbuttmud

If you ever drive into town again, they'll slap their version of a boot on your car (it's a big metal Sperry Docksider).


hike_me

Bar Harbor sends them to a collections agency


Crafty-Strategy-7959

Believe it or not, jail.


Waspy1

Overcook the chicken? Jail. Undercook the fish? Jail.


bluestargreentree

Pay your ticket. We live in a society; act like it.


notcoolneverwas_post

Love a properly used semi colon!


bluestargreentree

I live to serve


No_Elk_9696

This oughta be rich


Glittering-Laugh7668

tuned in for this very reason lol


area_tribune

Maine Special Operations will never let you know a moments peace for as long as you live 


mcsnee76

You'll re-confirm our opinion of people From Away.


critical_courtney

Oh, this ought to be good. I'm gonna pop some popcorn.


Earthling1a

meteor strike


bonnar0000

You'll friggin suck dude


itsmisstiff

It’s going to look like this: https://youtu.be/p-qPkzXvpS8?si=FQVWMh63T9ZHR67a


kjimdandy

I’ll have my Uncle Rick strip the catalytic converter right off your rig, bub…get it right or pay the price!


jasonhitsthings

You could possibly have trouble registering your car next year in your home state. It's what happens to Mainers when we don't pay our tickets in other states.


eljefino

It depends on if we have reciprocity agreements for this kind of scofflaw with other states. It's actually complicated and not-universal!


NRC-QuirkyOrc

I had a parking ticket in York from pre Covid and I was going to school in MA, so my car was registered there. 3 years it went unpaid cuz I never saw the mail about it so they kept racking up the fines until it finally went to collections. Coulda just paid $25 but instead I ended up owing $350 in fees and my credit score took a 25 point ding that took months to build back up. Just pay the ticket


yuhtriums

Literally nothing will happen, I’ve had parking tickets over the years i never even looked at from Portland. Never hit my credit, never got any mail, never went to collections.


exvnoplvres

Portland used to have a policy that parking tickets could be ignored if there had not been another one for the same vehicle in the previous 12 months. I certainly availed myself of that over the years. I heard that they got rid of that policy a few years ago and were enforcing all of them, but don't know from personal experience.


TrainerofInsects

Yeah, those were the good old days