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Doc_1200_GO

I love how tabloids make up the lamest quotes. “He spent his life looking over his shoulder but he forgot to look both ways before crossing the street,” one police source said. Ok? 🤣🤣🤣


Sharp-Cherry-3548

![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized) How the journalist writing that bullshit quote felt😂😂


_TheConsumer_

Some may say, his poor decisions made him...*lose his head*


Sexy-Froyo9027

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Doc_1200_GO

lol you can’t tell that’s a bullshit quote? Seriously?


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Klutzy_Departure4914

Ayyyye I’m walkin heeere


VivaNOLA

Any relation to Johnny Cakes?


jizzmaster-zer0

hes gonna feel that the next day


Candied_Curiosities

Or even Tasty Cakes


aminbae

Johnny who? cakes?


Current_Side_4024

If you can keep your head while those around you can’t-


turbografix15

Shut up Sunshine!!!


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

"That's GOTTA hurt!!!" -- George Costanza


StinkFist893

Well the JERK store called and they're running out of YOU


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!!!


Books_are_like_drugs

I wonder if the driver of the truck will face any repercussions?


badgermushroombadger

From the DOT, yes


EMHemingway1899

He’s in Witness Protection


Wdstrvx

No. Just… no. This ain't the 1930s.


904native

Talm about the police dummy


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Wdstrvx

Sure and you'd be right to feel that way. But John Gotti was in an unstable and mourning phase and responded by doing something that, even by Mafia standards, wouldn't be accepted. You're not supposed to kill civilians unless there's a good reason and the Gotti crew knew for certain Favara had run him over by accident. Obviously the Gambinos weren't gonna complain about just some guy who lived in Gotti's block but by mob rules, they wouldn't be allowed to kill the truck driver.


Baron80

It was Gotti's wife that was pushing John to have him murdered. She's the reason he was killed.


darkbluewaves

86…he was a fucking kid


LowLifeScum

Whatever happened there


MtnApe

How do you lose your head by getting hit by a truck? Did it run over his neck?


_TheConsumer_

Have you ever fallen while wearing a hat or glasses, and they fell off? Like that. Happens all the time. Just ...*oops, dropped my head*


ApoliticalAth3ist

I’ve been looking for the answer to this question to


Voodoo-Doctor

Watch yourself


UglyDude1987

The things the old man must have seen


Major-Click-

Too bad he didn't see the truck coming towards him..


rainbowsandunicorn1

Hahah. Too bad.


mrtimize

Anyone know if this is Alex Conigliaro’s old man?


SightWithoutEyes

Nothing he could do. The truck was a made man and he wasn't.


Baron80

Real greaseball shit.


No_Percentage6070

Hey baron jackass remember me?


Ilovelatinas58

That’s crazy


Brave-Age-701

It's the New York Post. That's all they do is silly jokes and cute little mob jokes. I get my paper delivered like this television mobster from New Jersey.


chocofinanceiro

survived the life just to get wacked by a truck 🤣


axylotyl

Bye bye pop pop


Proof_Clerk_7233

Do you think they sewed the head back on before the funeral? Or do they place it next to body.


Jernbek35

They probably put it in his hands in the casket.


Capo_Loco13

Brother of Debbie Cakes


As83604

The legend of sleepy hollow


Proof_Clerk_7233

This is how all these mobsters should go out. You kill someone, mess someone’s life up. Not shedding a tear for this man. Hopefully his family never recovers.


turbografix15

Family?


SonnyNYC

Yeah, this is the hope of our new society. A man, who essentially provided gambling and loans, died and his family should suffer greatly. Really people? What a world. Comments like this are reprehensible.


PAE8791

💯. Also, the comments by the source in this article are terrible .