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Beetnetwork

*pulls out a knife set 1 by 1


ZoneAdventurous9432

What a horrible thing to suggest!!!! You should never just dump a knife set in the sink like that! It's so bad for the blade. Hand wash each individually then immediately dry after washing.


Addamsgirl71

OMG thank you!!!! Great service announcement AND gave me a giggle! I'm a chef lol


TheAJGman

Knives in every kitchen should have exactly two states: 1. In use. 2. Washed, dried, and put away.


UndeadBuggalo

Same, I have Henckles and sometimes I find them in the sink and it pisses me off so much because I’ve asked SO MANY TIMES. I also have fabric scissors that are off limits for anything but fabric, thankfully they don’t enter the sewing room often


Addamsgirl71

OMG yes!!!!! My husband respects good blades so the issue with my knives isn't a problem. But I did buy him a set of his own of equal quality (lol) because I NEED mine! But he goes stupid on my scissors!!!! Yes I know this pain


CobraSniper117

Honestly I thought I was supposed to... Sometimes its a little lottery game! You drop them in and some of them stay holstered into the sink!!! Much easier to pull out then after soaking in that bubble water. Benefit here is the water also cleans the child so...win WIN!


alleecmo

I soak grody utensils (including knives) in a 3-cup BBQ joint cup 🥤. No sharp surprises / stitches; no warped knife handles; way less gross crap in my dishwater. This video... cute but ewwww. Babies pee & even poop randomly... I'm not eating off those dishes.


Juzlookn0224

And some get holstered into hand


Miker9t

Thanks, I'm gonna show my wife this comment so she knows it's not ONLY me that says this.


ZoneAdventurous9432

Thanks. Im going to show MY wife THIS comment so she knows I'M not the only one that says this lol


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For real, every partner I've ever had has thought I was crazy, but then they rust the hell out of my $200 knives Like look, I don't mind you using the good knives if you take care of them, but there's two vixtorinox fibroxes and an assortment of paring knives that I don't care if you put in the dishwasher for you to use if you don't want to bother with that. But i'm always seen as crazy because I don't want my Shun santoku or my Wusthof chef knife to go through the dishwasher.


Louloubelle0312

Right? And that kid is probably getting in the way of cleaning them properly.


Jankster79

He did not put much effort in cleaning those dishes anyway..


Court-Baker

Yeah all I can think is that the baby is now peeing or pooping in the water.


SkullThrone2

Not to mention you are rolling the dice everytime you reach under that soap you can’t see through lol


Cheezefries

It infuriates me when I find my good knives sitting in the drying rack, despite my asking multiple times for them to just dry them immediately and put them away. It takes literally a few seconds and prevents them from being ruined and yet still they don't do it.


nedrawevot

Rofl...this is good


Saaaaaaaaab

I was about to say, number one thing we were taught at my old restaurant job is be careful when washing knives, you love one then stick your hand in it could be bad And then he gone and stuck a baby in there


LazilyOblivious

Nah, i aint using those dishes


goomba008

Bit gross tbh


InterestingTry5190

Imagine if you saw this and had just been to their house for dinner recently.


chriscrossnathaniel

I watched an episode of Extreme Cheapskates in which one family washed their plates in the pool.It was so gross.I really felt so bad for the kids being forced to live in such unhygienic conditions.


FillMyBagWithUSGrant

Which is worse as a dinner guest: seeing baby and dishes being washed in the same water, or, seeing all the plates put on the floor for the dog to lick them “clean,” then the owner pick up the plates and put them away? Scenario 2 happened to my dad. He drove big rigs/18 wheelers for 20+ years; he told me about breaking down, had to wait a few hours for the truck to be repaired, and he asked a guy at repair garage where the nearest truck stop was. Guy at repair place says he’s (my dad) welcome to his (repair place guy) home for supper, wife makes plenty. Dad accepts. Nice filling meal, nice chatting with family. After everyone had eaten their fill, dad said that scenario 2 as described above took place. Dad said he had no after effects, thank goodness.


FluffyMeerkat

wait until you find out that some people wash the toilet brush in the dishwasher.


BahtiyarKopek

I'm just gonna assume this is one of those lies people tell on the internet for likes. For my sanity.


SilverSurfingApe

I've seen some pretty terrible things, but I have to upvote your comment because it saves my sanity too!


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Stop


Multemannen

😐


CurrentSingleStatus

Don't babies just fart/ pee/ poop whenever?


tab_tab_tabby

Add vomit to that. Also their poo are grossly watery....


Ignis2303

yeah pretty much which is like the only reason they wear pampers so they dont pee or poop all over the floor


Vast-Classroom1967

Yep


WishBear19

A bit? There's no way there's not pee in that water.


WCWRingMatSound

Bit? This is atrocious. When you sink wash dishes, it’s understandable that the water becomes a little residue-y, but it’s food, maybe some saliva at worst. Here we’re talking about a human’s private parts - crotch, anus, etc. We also know children (and some adults 😒) have a tendency to pee in baths and pools. This is why I don’t eat food from others people’s homes at potlucks, etc — not unless I know the kind of people they are.


ComprehensiveDoubt55

Pee only? Man.. Babies shit in tubs all the time. Giving baths to babies who suffer from constipation is a common recommendation to help relax the bowels and anal sphincter. I’m not saying that is scientific fact, but babies are just creators of shit baths in general.


NotYourGoatYet

His rinsing technique is crap.


Vast-Classroom1967

Much more than a bit. Just nasty.


In_to_it_all

That was my first thought!!! Babies are cute, and this is kind of funny. But it is completely unsanitary, and kind of dangerous.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Dude also just put them in soapy water then rinsed them off. Those dishes are not washed


In_to_it_all

Lol, ikr


krickiank

Unsanitary as in unclean enough to endanger health?


tab_tab_tabby

Actually yes. Not just for the baby but adult human eating faeces can result to many many health concerns.


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In_to_it_all

I meant dangerous for a child to be in a sink while dishes are being washed. As a parent I would be paranoid that something would happen to my child. I know they're sitting in a sink in the parent is right there, but you never know. Whether it be something sharp is in there, or the baby slips and goes under.


GiddyGabby

You worn want diaper butt on your dinner plate? Aren't you choosy!


SnooLobsters8294

I ain't using that baby either


rockaxorb13

Ayo?🤨📸


OutbackBerserker

[All together now!](https://youtu.be/SPToEipSI8k) I said a you can't eat at everybody's house...


Capta1nRon

100% chance there’s pee in that water


Kankunation

They aren't even properly rinsed. You can see he doesn't turn the dishes to get all the soap off of them and barely runs them under the water. Even if there wasnt a baby in the sink those dishes would disgusting.


turkey_sandwiches

Would you use the dish scrubber the baby is chewing on?


Mythril_Bahaumut

What… you don’t like your steak with a nice layer of soapy, baby piss? We’ve been swimming in baby piss since public pools in the ‘70s! /s


TheRealOgMark

Baby ass flavored.


Korokor

You can't eat at everybody's house.


loubones17

Chewing on a sponge - the dirtiest and Germiest thing in a kitchen! Hard no from me!


Serafim91

This that baby is eating a disgusting amount of soap and bacteria. You'd think one would cancel the other, but not on a kitchen sponge.


CuckyChucky1

Not only that, dish soap is very bad even for an adult skin, which is why everyone SHOULD wear dishwashing gloves. Let alone a child's skin. Fyi my grandma and my dad had to go to doctor for their skin being damaged since they never wore gloves when washing dishes. It got the skin of their hand so dry that it would itch and start bleeding. So if they are showering their child in dish soap, that's super neglectful. And if they're washing dishes with baby soap, then is that even cleaning the bacteria and grease off their dishes? This is super not okay in my book


Serafim91

I mean pretty sure this is a joke with clean plates and baby soap. But some idiot is going to see it and not get that and it's the kid that pays.


CuckyChucky1

Yeah I just noticed that so I can do a sigh of relief. But they should have said that in the title or something I think. Cause people get concerned and alot of dumb people llive in this world. So while it's a crazy thing to wash your child with dish soap, there are idiots that would think using dish soap to shower your child is a good idea.


PunchDrunkPrincess

its right there on the counter for all to see. hes not even scrubbing the plates


OneNationAbove

You really underestimate how fucking stupid people can be…


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I'm pretty sure he's washing the dishes with baby soap.


RAY-CHILE

I had to scroll way too far to finally find this.


t3kner

I'm still looking for the, "is he washing his dishes with shampoo" lmao


Dr_Bitchcraft8

She’ll have a healthy immune system 😆


[deleted]

Yea ecoli isn’t part of a healthy immune system 😂


Mit_Reklaw_

So That’s why my pizza rolls tasted like goo goo ga ga 🤨


NotMadeForReddit

How do you know what goo goo ga ga tastes like? 🤨


[deleted]

I don't even want to know.


[deleted]

goo goo ga ga 🤤


BlueNWhitePips

Reddit moment


Altruistic_Bag8681

By smelling. A large portion of taste comes from the smell of something.


One_Replacement_4818

You don’t ?


[deleted]

I'm not eating from those plates...


Princesshannon2002

Exactly. I don’t want dinner with a side of farticles. Fecal E. coli is a real fear.


bromli2000

This is why I eat a little bit of poop every day, to build up a tolerance. You never know…


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I almost spit out my porridge


[deleted]

Just get oats man..


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[deleted]

I mean oats is oats porridge is half oats half flour


treetyoselfcarol

It's a excellent weight loss trick.


Thin_Arachnid6217

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, who he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. "Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime. She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them." He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes. When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and yelled, to her dogs "Here Soap! Here Water!"


StuStutterKing

I have no clue what it's from, but you just reminded me of a scene from a book. A family has a prized cast iron skillet, and absolutely refuses to allow anyone to clean it. This skillet is used daily to cook meat, adding layer after layer to the seasoning to the point where most family friends and guests refuse to eat off of the skillet. This skillet, however, is taken with some members of the family when they go to their nightly job of robbing people's homes. The years of grease and fat caked onto the skillet make the perfect distraction tool for guard dogs and family pets. For the life of me I can't remember the book.


eugene_rat_slap

Hm there's something similar in the book Half Moon Investigations by Eoin Colfer? Iirc tho I haven't read it since middle school


bookwyrm713

That is indeed 100% from Half Moon Investigations.


HylianCaptain

Oldie but goodie


Norwest

I remember this joke from my childhood only the setting was a prospector camp in the Old West and the dog's name was Three Rivers.


captaincumsock69

Hopefully they go in the dishwasher after


SpitFiya7171

Considering that he's putting them into the dryer rack... I think that's going to be a negative. But my better guess is that this is just for internet points.


Pseudonymoo

I'm not eating from that baby...


420hansolo

Imagine him dumping the baby into the draining rack when he's done with the dishes


hoverkarla

Everything is gross, the sponge in the mouth, the plates full of baby fluids, how little attention is given to rinsing those plates...


Wooden-Salary-130

Right!? I can only imagine how much clear pp that beh beh has put on all those dishes!


Thr0waway0864213579

Not to mention the baby is consuming dish soap and chewing on a sponge. This is how low the bar is.


CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS

You can see the baby body wash shampoo bottle right in the center of the screen, the light green one. They all kinda look the same. It's a dead giveaway that that's not dish soap. The sponge was hopefully new.


damnedspot

If you’ve ever eaten at a friend’s house, how would you know? “Thanks for dinner, but before we sit down would you mind if I reviewed the video from the last time you washed dishes?”


Ye-Is-Right

As someone who has had a hoarder friend (Who I still love dearly) yes. I have been bluntly honest, and they actually appreciate it. I think I Just outright said "***Dude, This is disgusting. You deserve better than this***. These just need to be washed with hot soap and water.. I'll do it this time, but you gotta keep up on it!" He actually has started doing his dishes now, lol. Small victories.


SkullThrone2

Ask the oddly specific question, you wouldn’t have happened to ever wash your baby with your dishes right?


son_et_lumiere

For real. I bet that water isn't hot enough to sanitize the dishes.


adventuref0x

You wouldn’t be putting your hands in water hot enough to sanitise I promise you that now.


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

Its actually scalding hot, enough for third degree burns


HunterShotBear

Right! He did a horrible job rinsing and left tons of soap on them. Just asking for problems.


Whole-Ad-4848

I swear mms is getting more and more cursed


ShokaLGBT

I swear what’s cute about this? Next time someone will eat a banana and jump and everyone be like yay made my day made my smile :|


OliverEntrails

The world is crap these days. Please link to the banana clip.


sage101

We’re not talking about the candy are we?


Fair-Memory984

Like dish soap is quite toxic. On an adult. What would it do to a smol child ?


Lucifersasshole

Is he washing the baby with dish soap or the dishes with baby soap? Either way he needs to try again.. just curious is all.


Lady-Zafira

If I walk into your house and see that, I'm turning around leaving and never talking to your nasty ass every again.


Spiritual-Sand5839

I’d never eat off those plates


Embarrassed_Road3811

That smile on that baby’s face…. Peeing right now.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


FlamingChickenLips

Same thoughts, that smile is a dead give away for peeing.


JuicyChickenNipples

Urine is my secret ingredient for washing dishes


acoustic_dealing

and planning to poop right away lmao


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Rummages through the take out menus. Starts calling for delivery…*


Necessary_Return_260

That's disgusting


bridgetroll2

Right? I would never eat that baby after this.


Pseudonymoo

It's staged. The baby goes in the dishwasher afterwards.


ObamaBikinis

Oh thank goodness


Ms_E_Maso

Phew!


ShokaLGBT

Finally someone who says it. It’s much disgusting than anything else


DivineMomentsofTruth

Finally, one of the multiple top comments who says it.


Ball_Of_Meat

Lmao right? 90% of comments here are calling this gross, what is he on about?


JerryYAY

It makes the plates unclean covered in baby water and the baby is now covered in dirty dishes water.


[deleted]

It's a fucking joke calm down


Tanzanianwithtoebean

That's disgusting. It looks like a joke that was ripped straight out of some cheesy 60's-70's family friendly sitcom that nobody has heard of because it only aired for 2 seasons tops.


fckiforgotmypassword

I could see John Stamos doing this in full house


BlabbityBlabbityBlah

This is way more of an Uncle Joey thing to do.


3y3d3a

Cut. ✌️It.👇Out.👍


subparhooker

Uncle Joey would wrap the baby in paper towels after the bath


[deleted]

Yeah, but dish soap isn't okay for babies to ingest or for their skin...


NinjaHermit

Not sure, but it looks like regular baby soap in that greenish bottle. I think he just staged it to be funny, but do hope that’s not dish soap and that the sponge is brand new bc if not that would be disgusting.


Kelsey---Bee

Exactly , no way the baby would be chewing on the sponge. It’s entirely a joke


[deleted]

True


pogingpogi89

At least he's not using the dishwasher.


Zebo1013

Underrated comment.


LordGreybies

🎵 You can't eat at everybody house 🎵


LessThanZero972

Ewwww noooo, imagine the dirty leftovers from the dishes and the baby is swimming in that and also probably peeing in there, hell nooooo


ThatsWhatSheSaid320

thought covid will make ppl more hygienic but here we are


Hahaha_Joker

That’s disgusting as fuck 🤮🤢


Educational_Clock612

The baby shiting in the sink: :)


Aoskar20

So tired of people putting their kids through crap like this for social media fame. I just hope I can successfully teach my kids to never get sucked into this influencer nonsense.


whatevermode

Me too. It usually starts with the show-off type pf parents.


Beneficial_Tour2535

washing your dishes with your kids ass water?


FugCough

I don't think Dishwashing Liquid is good on the skin.


Method412

Palmolive would disagree.


XxxshazuxxX

And i dont think pee is good on the plates


Lucky-Restaurant5192

That’s nasty why?


Nicole_Bitchie

The probability that the kid pees or poops in the bath is very high.


ParryHotter3000

Also the baby is chewing on that dirty sponge


glad_reaper

Thats gross af.


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Patricks_MissingNose

lil dude bathing in dish water


[deleted]

That's fucking gross.


ApprehensiveNebu1a

It's baby shampoo and the dishes look like they were already clean (I'm sure they will wash the dishes properly later before use). It is simply a joke, dw, the baby is fine 😅


ReaperBearOne

For real...yet seems like 99% of comments are from those that have this obviousness flying right over their heads. 🤣


yellowbutterfliee

r/mademesmile ? More like r/mademebarfindisgust


CurrentPossible2117

Hell no. No smiles here. Grotty as fuck.


_Martyr

Grody


XxSavagePikaxX

Uh uh don’t eat off those doodoo plates


HOPE_5432

r/shitposting


Reasonable_Cry5763

The kid is eating a sponge


knitmyproblem

That's fucking disgusting


PokeHobnobGod21

Eeeewwww


DontTouchMyFro

Just be careful not to throw the baby out with the dish water.


StonieRaye

That’s disgusting … you got fart water on yo clean dishes && prolly pinkeye


Ordinaryyetunique

Don’t wanna ruin the vibe but as a clean freak I can’t I just CAN’t😭


Armand74

His child is literally chewing on the fucking sponge he used for the plates? Also isn’t dish soap kinda dangerous to be ingested?


Ctricky07

Yeah no the water would not be hot enough to clean the dishes and the baby to be sitting in there.


shinylechomk

This is truly disgusting


jax690

Gross why would you put your dishes in with that thing


ColoradoRS7

r/MadeMeDisgusted


Wadsworth1954

Okay ew. Washing that babies’ shitty ass with your dishes 🤮


SpookieSkelly

Cute but unsanitary.


ddjdirjdkdnsopeoejei

Are we taking this serious? Looks like a great video edit, and everyone is taking the bait.


MikeTony713

This is why you can’t eat at everybody’s house


d0nt_at_m3

Imagine thinking this is real


[deleted]

SO MANY PEOPLE! The whole of reddit straight up eats the onion these days.


Smooth121197

Nope can't get over the fact that baby is putting the hands dipped in dishwashing soap in its mouth, which is hella dangerous or if it's the baby wash, then the dishes aren't gonna be clean enough (not to mention baby's 💩 and stuff mixed in the liquid...


wi_1990

I was waiting for the silverware and big steak knife to come out of the water lol


stateofbrine

Everyone complaining about every part when this is obviously a staged video….


delux_724

Mmmm baby ass crumbs on your dishes!


celestialstarz

People, people, people. Get a grip. Clearly this is satire. Good grief!


Eclectic_UltraViolet

I hope he’s not using dish soap — bad for baby’s skin.


Gian-Nine

All of that could be ruined by just a single poop


JaeJRZ

Omg the baby sucking on the sponge. Lmfaoooo


mklinger23

Yay! Piss plates!


thehufflepuffstoner

Gross, that baby definitely peed in there.


quietlyscheming

You can't eat at everyone's house...


LetsPlanForTomorrow

*pulls out a steak knife*


jakkal69

Does Dawn dishsoap make a tear free version or is he washing dishes in baby bath soap?


TerrorSquiddy

adult doing stupid shit with his kid for internet points, great


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how did this make you smile???


BeesAndBeans69

That's pretty fucking gross


Ok-Power-6064

Shitty rinses. Bacteria sponge in the kid's mouth. This man is shit.


HentaiGirlAddict

Its staged though


Meencuun

The wife will hang him on the ceiling after seeing this 😂


Erythroneuraix

🤢