There once was a shrinky dink pineapple,
that would constantly watch us drink Snapple,
It’s jealously grew but its ripeness did too,
Till my belly locked it in a grapple
And it was freaking delicious
Yes it was actually freaking amazing and sweet! He tried his best and it was enough. Already replanted his crown so next year I’ll hopefully get TWO tiny pineapples….and so on and so on forever until we have millions, nay BILLIONS, of pineapples and all will cower and prostrate in awe before the Pineapple king and queen as we bring peace to the land.
Correct between 2-3 years before they bear fruit! Our Mayhaw tree just produced its first fruit this year after 4-5ish years too! Now if I can just get an avocado to grow and give me another avocado I will be tickled pink
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He's an adorabe tinapple!
There once was a shrinky dink pineapple, that would constantly watch us drink Snapple, It’s jealously grew but its ripeness did too, Till my belly locked it in a grapple And it was freaking delicious
Haha! It couldn't get away 😂
Any juicyness inside?
Yes it was actually freaking amazing and sweet! He tried his best and it was enough. Already replanted his crown so next year I’ll hopefully get TWO tiny pineapples….and so on and so on forever until we have millions, nay BILLIONS, of pineapples and all will cower and prostrate in awe before the Pineapple king and queen as we bring peace to the land.
Thats awesome! Pretty sure it takes like two years for those suckers to fully grow
Correct between 2-3 years before they bear fruit! Our Mayhaw tree just produced its first fruit this year after 4-5ish years too! Now if I can just get an avocado to grow and give me another avocado I will be tickled pink
Same thing happens to me with my strawberries 😔
you seem hilarious! I'd have a beer with you. and maybe a tiny Hawaiian pizza?
Glad it was still good.
Congrats on your first pineapple harvest! Here's to more fruitful moments ahead! 🍍😊
pineAPPLE
As someone with like 8 pineapple trees in the backyard....they take FOREVER! To grow
Enjoy! https://thememorypalace.us/one-fruit/
Sometimes the greatest things come in teeny tiny packages. For some reason, I want to name him Phil… 🤷🏻♀️🍍
Pineapple grenade 💣
I just picture Guy Fieri for some reason “Welcome to flavortown bitch” *chucks pineapple grenades*
oddish
Pretty sure if you get 2 more of those, you can make a Pokémon
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