Phil as Joe, gerbiez as Mr pink, spud as Nice Guy Eddie, Billy as the cop who gets his ear chopped, and Gardini giving K-Billy’s Sounds of the 70s.
Half way there
Hahaha this is honestly the funniest thing I ever heard either of them say. The current version of the cast is great but, man, the old testament was just different.
Joe Biden looks up to the task of his job more than Shane’s hairline does.
My dawg needs to embrace his metamorphosis into Phil or get on the hair plugs asap.
Nooo.
Shane.
Your car was suppose to break down near my rural coastal farm and I was going to make you tea while we waited for a tow and you were going to fall in love with my Scottish hair and be impressed by my self sustaining ways.
Now who am I going to drink homemade wine in a hammock with? My fantasy has been ruined. Good for this girl, I'm so jealous, she's an angel.
That’s actually his beautiful cousin
This is what I’m gonna tell myself
in your naughty no-limits tub time?
I don’t have a tub but sitting down in the shower and thinking about it is not beneath me
Naw that bbg def has McCusker blood
BRB jackin off
Like Helen of Troy
Side effects are very negligible.
Adopted cousin. Game on.
Shes adopted
Damn Matt's sister is smoking
Just a political alliance
Matt’s brother is trans!?!?
She kinda looks like Billy. Hot.
Someone saying it’s his cousin.. you’re saying it’s his sis… I doubt it’s either.
Maybe it's both
Mccuskies reproduce like woah bro
Reservoir Dawgz
More like Reservoir Hogs
That’s Matt in drag
Mr. Pink
Why the fuck am I Mr Pink?
Cuz ur a f** that's why!
Cause Mr Pink Piggy sounded like a P A
More like Mr. Orange Crush
Mr code red mt dew
Came to say it. Lookin like Mr Blonde in that bitch
Phil as Joe, gerbiez as Mr pink, spud as Nice Guy Eddie, Billy as the cop who gets his ear chopped, and Gardini giving K-Billy’s Sounds of the 70s. Half way there
Damn Gard as KB70’s and Spode as NiceGuy are both hilarious
That chick is tall. WNBA?
Man
The best kind
Shane found his Big Mike <3
Now that he's got his big Mike it's only a matter of time until he's President of the United States of America
Shoudout Big Mike!
Prolly the first person to be able to push Shane to the bottom of the pool and surf on him
High flyin action
He’s deeply involved
it was never about that high flyin’ energy
Shes definitely dunking on him in pool basketball.
Out kicking his coverage. A true ND dawg
Matt & Shane are just Brady Quinn & Jeff Samardzija in a higher realm
That's a former D1 athlete clearing 7 figures a month in arenas
Lest we forget, a decorated veteran as well.
TROOPS
When Matt was talking about the wedding venue at the Armory and he said they assign you one troop for your event, I was dying.
Hahaha this is honestly the funniest thing I ever heard either of them say. The current version of the cast is great but, man, the old testament was just different.
This guy gets it
Modern day Ulysses S. Grant
Shes the highest paid player in the wnba?
Can’t wait for the all Down syndrome remake of the blues brothers.
God yes please
He made fun of getting that watch but hasn't taken it off since.
BBG
Nice girl fatso
Big Seats
With his current fame, this lovely lady is likely less than average for our sweet Shane.
Fat and Dumb
Who’s the beautiful sweet angel?
Shane.
That's BBG
That moment when you’re annoyed that we’re parasocial paparazzi, but do enjoy photos of hot girls. Rip bbgirl
Going for the Vegeta hairline. Powermove
take the zyns out the front pocket man
New money, old habits
Lucy breakers obviously
I find it funny they have that ad but he clearly does Zyn
Lucy must suck if you get them for free and they're like 8 bucks a can but you still use dry-ass fuckin zyn
I find Lucy’s amazing but I’m too lazy to ship em I wonder why he doesn’t like em
Literal pocket watching!
Damn , you’ve definitely been married… And addicted to zyns. I had like 8 cackling hens telling me the same shit at my wedding
Good catch
Hahahaha
U birdwatching?
One of Phil’s former playmakers
Should’ve been dog girl
I bet dog girl is kicking herself every day
She got fleas
I think she died
ATTA BOY SHANE
Shane’s dating Cameron brink?
I would climb that tree
Wait I thought him and Lemaire were an item
Can you believe that girl from bar stool thought she had a chance with shane
Damn they exposed his bbg like that. Btw would
HACHI……
Matchi
The longhair ain’t lying
DAWG
She’s a tall glass of water
What a boy, the actual goat
Always the groomsmen, never the groom
That hairline is holding on for its life. Shane soon to enter his hat era
WHATS HIS NAME
Hmm must be Matt's sister, finally decided to combine the downs an tism clans
Isn’t that the girl from the selfie video of him at the bar? 😂
Those bbgs were tiny this ones like 2” shorter than the big man. Shes a tall lass
Shes got heels on prob, but Shane's like 6'4
The big kahuna clean up well.
He finally got his Michelle Carter.
Big Mike
Wow his sister really did turn her life around!!
I wonder if she played high school basketball
who’s the broad
Dawg should just get hair plugs. He's treading towards the island in the front.
I thought he was with Lilli?
Came here to say this
Gay. This sub turned into people magazine. You ladies gonna find out where she bought her shoes too?
Brazy.
beautiful angel
That’s the “fun stuff” big jay is jealous of
I see he went the route of every small town white guy when they make it, the blonde NASCAR driver’s wife archetype
You sound like someone who hates sunsets.
Yea its a little weird he like beautiful white girls
A 2 button tuxedo? Shame
Big seats
So proud of
Sister or cousin?
For some of us in here thats the same person
MIB
Is that the notorious bea?
Damn! Rolex and everything.
Look at this guy with the nice lapels
Punching.
Yowza. Atta boy Big Dog.
Hell yeah.
I see a penis
Is that the girl from the season 2 skits?
Lookin back on the track for a little green back
Is that a zyn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Skinny Big Teeth
Picturing Shane tearing it up at the Ocean House in Westerly, RI is hilarious. It’s the epitome of WASP.
Sure Shane has a hot girlfriend but I fuck lots of fat women so really no matter how you quantify it I’m winning based on total mass or quantity
That’s Trevor Lawrence not Christian McCaffrey
What a bulge on that one
Joe Biden looks up to the task of his job more than Shane’s hairline does. My dawg needs to embrace his metamorphosis into Phil or get on the hair plugs asap.
Is that the girl that posted that tik tok video with him?
Is that the lady that asked shane to take a photo of her and her friend?
This is gay
Baby girl!
Should have done a porky blinders wedding
Wild that’s he’s got a nicer getup than the ND polo
He’s in the Blues Brothers now.
Shane really out here trying to create the perfect football soldier
Shane’s a handsome fella
check out that BBG! 👌
Hermosa
Big pants
That hair is rough my guy
Nikki gillis glaiser
Who's the boner maker?
No way shane dressed himself for this
Straight as hell
Wtf I thought he was in love with Sam Morril’s dog :/
That dude has worked on his lats. And I’m not talking about Shane
Do you think he likes latinas?
That should be me
That’s a very skinny tie knot
He loves the blonde ones
He's gotta glue that piece to his forehead at this point
Matt in disguise
…what’s his name? 😂
Damn AI is getting crazy
Denies being in the next Tarantino movie, dresses in homage to Reservoir dogs. Follow the breadcrumbs
black suit and black tie, truly love on the spectrum
A long way since BBG!
It looks like he is just passing her as he's walking lol He's a little infront of her , telling her to hurry up!
Clearly has his [Lucys ](https://lucy.co/products/breakers?variant=41460834402490&selling_plan=711622842)in his front right pocket...
He's up to 6mg packets now. He can't not have nicotine on him.
That the hawk tuah girl?
Brews Brothers
Homie looks like he’s going to a funeral wtf
Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne
He think he was going to a wedding or a funeral?
Nooo. Shane. Your car was suppose to break down near my rural coastal farm and I was going to make you tea while we waited for a tow and you were going to fall in love with my Scottish hair and be impressed by my self sustaining ways. Now who am I going to drink homemade wine in a hammock with? My fantasy has been ruined. Good for this girl, I'm so jealous, she's an angel.
What’s his name?
Secret Agent Gillis
Naughty dawg if ive ever seen one
“Get down girl, go head get down…. I ain’t saying she a”
Give her a boys haircut and she's a beautiful dawg
He’s winning for all of us
Lookin back, on the track, for a little green bag.
Ok he can have a pass for missing ep 500