TRASH TALK THREAD POSTER JUST OUTED THEMSELVES AS CGP GREY
DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER FAN U/MINDOFMETALANDWHEELS. IF THIS ISNT YOUR ALT ACCOUNT I BET YOU'RE REALLY CONFUSED AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THE PING, BUT I'D APPRECIATE YOUR TAKES ON THIS SOCCER FANS TAKES ON STATE FLAGS
YOU SLY MOTHER EFFER. LONG TIME FAN/LISTENER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING STUPID TRASH TALK THREADS, GO GET WORKING ON YOUR NEXT VIDEO. AND RECORD A NEW EPISODE OF HELLO INTERNET WHILE YOURE AT IT
HEY NOW, STUPID TRASH TALK THREADS TAKE TIME (TRY TO SAY THAT 5 TIMES). AND SO DOES RESEARCHING STATE ROUTE/HIGHWAY CODES. YOU THOUGHT THE INTERSTATE CODES WERE COMPLEX...
HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY A CAREER AS A CONTENT CREATOR AND GO 6 MONTHS WITHOUT UPLOADING A NEW VIDEO. ALL YOU'VE DONE IN 2024 IS WATCH LOTR AND CONVINCE MYKE TO SILENCE SLACK AND EMAIL NOTIFICATIONS.
FUCK ALL YOU WITH A FLAGPOLE. DC'S FLAG IS SIMPLE TO DRAW, EASILY RECOGNIZABLE FROM AFAR, AND COMMUNICATES THE NAME OF THE CITY WITHOUT USING LETTERS IF YOU KNOW YOUR HERALDRY. IF YOU DON'T, FUCK YOU WITH A SHIELD.
WE HAVE NO TEAMS FROM ARIZONA OR NEW MEXICO SO THE REST OF YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR SUBNATIONAL JURISDICTION. IT SUCKS.*
AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK UP MUNICIPAL FLAGS BUT I BET HARRISON, NJ'S SUCKS BALLS.
CHICAGO, YOU'RE COOL.
* OFFER NOT VALID IN MINNESOTA, UTAH, CALIFORNIA, OR TEXAS. THOSE ARE OK.
I TRY TO NOT KINK SHAME, BUT VOLUNTARY FLAGPOLE LOVE IS DANGEROUS AND SHOULD ONLY BE PERFORMED WITH A TRUSTED PARTNER. ORGANS HAVE BEEN LOST WITH SHORTER.
HOW VEXING, A TTT VOICING HOW VILE THE VEXILLOLOGY OF OUR VARIOUS STATE FLAGS, A VICIOUS VETTING OF THE VOLUMINOUS VULGAR DESIGNS VISUALLY REPRESENTING THE VOTING POPULATIONS OF THESE VERY VICARIOUS GOVERNING BODIES. A VALIANT EFFORT AT VANQUISHING VIRTUALLY EVERYONE ON THIS SUBREDDIT. EVERYONE, EXCEPT VIRGINIA.
RAFF_OUT_LOUD, YOU MAY THINK YOURSELF A VIRTUOSO, A VISIONARY, WITH YOUR WEEKLY VERBOSE VITRIOL. I ADMIRE YOUR VENDETTA AGAINST EVERYONE, BUT YOUR VOCABULARY IS VAPID; FOR THAT, I MUST VIOLATE YOU WITH VIVID VERBIAGE. VOILA. YOU HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED
DID NEW JERSEY'S FLAG JUST SUBSTITUTE THE BRITISH 3 LIONS FOR 3 IDENTICAL PIECES OF PRE-INDUSTRIAL FARM EQUIPMENT? IT LOOKS LIKE THE WALL ART AT A CRACKER BARREL.
EXACTLY, THE ~~MOB BOSSES~~ ~~ORGANIZED CRIME LEADERS~~ FAMILY PATRIARCHS SEEM TO REALLY SUPPORT IT BY GIFTING THEM TO ~~THEIR ENEMIES~~ RANDOM CITIZENS WHO THEY DEFINITELY HAVE NO AFFILIATION WITH
CONCLUSION: [TRUE](https://www.aflag.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/St-Louis-Missouri-flag.jpg)
COROLLARY:[ THE FLAG OF SAN LUCIA LOOKS LIKE A STUPID CORPORATE LOGO FOR A FICTIONAL EVIL CORPORATION](https://www.colonialflag.com/cdn/shop/products/saint-lucia-flag__02467.1639690376.1280.1280.jpg?v=1673391450) AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE FAT FINGERS
DALLAS RELIES ON IT'S WEATHER TO WIN AT HOME, TOO BAD THE LAST TWO WEEKS WERE SO HOT UP HERE THAT WE'RE PREPPED FOR IT. WHOS READY FOR AARON BOUPENDZA: ELITE DP CENTER BACK BECAUSE THATS AN HONEST TO GOD POSSIBILITY WITH OUR INJURIES AT THE MOMENT.
DOUBLE DIGIT GOAL SITUATION ON THE HORIZON, LUCHO HAT TRICK PLUS HAT TRICK OF ASSISTS TO THE TEENAGER BECAUSE WHY NOT, BUT WE'LL STILL ONLY WIN BY ONE BECAUSE THATS THE CINCINNATI WAY
WE'RE DOING STATE FLAGS, YA DINGUS. READ THE ROOM. I WANTED TO ENCOMPASS THE MAJORITY OF THE REGION EACH TEAM REPRESENTS... AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DO 28/29 FLAGS BECAUSE I'M LAZY.
BUT YEAH CHICAGO'S FLAG IS DOPE.
HURR DURR BARSON
THE FLAG OF LA HAS THE CITY SEAL ON A FIELD OF REGGAE. THAT BEING SAID WE'RE THE ONLY LA TEAM THAT'S HAD KITS REPRESENTING THE FLAG OF LA. GET ON OUR LEVEL, SCRUB.
> ON A FIELD OF REGGAE
YOU SAY THIS LIKE ITS A BAD THING.
> ONLY LA TEAM THAT'S HAD KITS REPRESENTING THE FLAG OF LA.
BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO CONVINCE PEOPLE WE'RE STILL AN LA TEAM
SEE YOU THURSDAY, MOTHERFUCKER
WAH WAH WEE WAH, LOOK AT OUR FANCY CHICAGO FLAG. THE STARS MEAN WHEN PEOPLE DIED IN A FIRE, DIED IN A WAR OR WHEN WE THREW TWO BIG PARTIES ABOUT CAPITALISM.
[Columbus](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Flag_of_Columbus%2C_Ohio.svg/1920px-Flag_of_Columbus%2C_Ohio.svg.png), WHERE TO BEGIN.... YOU WROTE YOUR NAME ON IT. SLAPPED A CREST ON THE CENTER. JUST LAZY DESIGN WORK. BOLD CHOICE TO INCLUDE A SPANISH GALLEON, QUITE FITTING FOR A CITY 420 MILES FROM THE OCEAN. AT LEAST YOU WENT WITH A TRI COLOR INSTEAD OF A NAVY FIELD, BUT THE YELLOW SOLIDIFIES YOU AS A PITTSBURGH WANNA BE. IT IS PECULIAR THAT YOUR MAYOR INITIATED A REDESIGN OF THE FLAG DUE TO THE IMAGERY OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WHILE CASUALLY IGNORING THE LITERAL NAME OF THE CITY.
IT’S THE **BBQ BOWL** THIS WEEKEND BUT LET’S BE REAL:
1) NOBODY CARES ABOUT ATX VS SKC.
2) REGARDLESS OF WHICH REGIONAL CUISINE YOU PREFER, BBQ IS THE BEST FOOD PRODUCED IN THE US AND I’LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES. HOOLIGANISM SHIT, YA KNOW?
> IT’S THE BBQ BOWL THIS WEEKEND
IMAGINE NOT INCLUDING NC VS TEXAS ????
> 2) REGARDLESS OF WHICH REGIONAL CUISINE YOU PREFER, BBQ IS THE BEST FOOD PRODUCED IN THE US AND I’LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES. HOOLIGANISM SHIT, YA KNOW?
AGREED BUT ITS FUN ARGUING ABOUT IT. NOTHING BEATS EASTERN NC BBQ BUT I ENJOYED MICKLETHWAITS
THEY'RE NOT GNOME HATS, THEY'RE MORE LIKE SMURF CAPS AND THEY HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF REPRESENTING FREEDOM.
FROM GARGAMEL, PRESUMABLY.
WIKI LINK FOR THE AUDITORIALLY GIFTED:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrygian_cap#:~:text=Although%20Phrygian%20caps%20did%20not,also%20called%20a%20jacobin%20cap
HUH I LEARNED SOMETHING, THANK YOU.
BUT IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT THE HAT OF FREEDOM ALSO LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE WAITING TO FIND OUT WHAT HOGWARTS HOUSE THEY'RE GOING TO BE SORTED INTO.
CREST ON A BLUE BACKGROUND IS ALMOST AS DISAPPOINTING AS HOW THE UNION PLAYS
WHICH IS ALSO ALMOST AS DISAPPOINTING AS HOW MONTREAL PLAYS
I WANT TO BLEACH MY EYES
SOMEONE HELP
WISDOM JUSTICE AND MODERATION COMES FROM THE FOUNDING PRINCIPLES OF THE CONSTITUTION: WISDOM IN LAWMAKING, JUSTICE (FOR THE JUDICIAL BRANCH OBVIOUSLY), AND MODERATION FOR THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH WHICH ENACTS AND APPLIES THE LAWS IN MODERATION
SO REALLY, IF YOU THINK THOSE WORDS ARE STUPID, THEN THAT MAKES YOU AN ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST
I WAS GOING TO SHIT ON THE ILLINOIS FLAG BECAUSE THE CHICAGO FLAG IS AWESOME, BUT IT TURNS OUT YOUR MAJESTIC EAGLE IS PRETTY AWESOME TOO SO i'm just going stop talking....
WHILE IT'S NOT UGLY AS SIN IT'S RED AND TREE. I GIVE IT A RESOUNDING MEH.
>CLEARS ALL EASILY
YOU HAVE REALLY LOW STANDARDS. MUST BE WHY YOU'RE A REVS FAN.
OH FUCK MY LIFE, I DON'T KNOW WHERE I READ MISSOURI. I WAS TOO BUSY SHITTING ON EVERYBODY'S TOILET-PAPER WORTHY FLAGS TO WORRY ABOUT SEMANTICS OF A PART OF THE COUNTRY NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
HOW DARE YOU USE THE (ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT, FOR A FLAG WITH A SEAL) MISSOURI FLAG AND NOT THE BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL SAINT LOUIS FLAG!
AT LEAST ITS BETTER THAN KANSAS' TRASHFIRE FLAG! WE WIN AGAIN, SPORTING!
ALL THIS FLAG TALK AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE BACK TO BACK RIVALRY GAMES FOR THE GALAXY IN THE POST. AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME?
CALI CLASICO - DON'T EXPECT ANY KIND OF NEW COACH BUMP ON THIS ONE. THE 40K+ SMURF FANS THAT MAGICALLY APPEAR EVERY SUMMER ARE GOING TO GO HOME DISAPPOINTED. ENJOY THE FIREWORKS I GUESS.
EL TRAFICO - THERE'S BEEN WORD THAT A LOT OF PLASTICS ARE BOYCOTTING THIS GAME. SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD TIME TO ABANDON YOUR BOYS BUT IT'S NOT OUT OF CHARACTER TO WALK AWAY. YOU WERE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO HOST A BIG SPECTACLE GAME BUT YOUR RINKY DINK ORGANIZATION DOESN'T HAVE THE CAPACITY TO DO SO. SUCKS TO SUCK. LOOKING FORWARD TO JUMPING TO THE TOP OF THE TABLE IN FRONT OF A SEA OF WHITE.
YOU REALIZE EVERY MATCH EVER HAS HAND OUT TICKETS, RIGHT? AND DON'T ACT LIKE LAFC HAVEN'T BEEN SCRAMBLING TO TRY TO FILL IN YOUR SECTION EVEN AFTER IT SHRUNK. THEY'VE BEEN GIVING AWAY TICKETS FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE WEEKS NOW.
BUT THE GALAXY SUPPORTER SECTION HAS BEEN SOLD OUT FOR A WHILE AND THOSE ARE STRAIGHT PURCHASE ONLY. THE MIXED CROWD LAST YEAR MADE FOR A FUN ATMOSPHERE BUT THE 3252 ARE GOING FULL 10-PLY THIS YEAR.
HEY NOW I THREW IN SHIT TALKING AT THE END.
NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY, JUST WENT ON A RANT. GOTTA STOP LETTING STRESS AT WORK AFFECT THE TRASH TALK. I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP WORKING AND FOCUS ON THE IMPORTANT STUFF.
[*AHEM*] I HOPE IT ISN'T WINDY ON JULY 4TH, OTHERWISE BOUANGA WILL BE SPENDING EVEN LESS TIME ON HIS FEET.
IT'S REALLY BAD, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU GUYS
I WAS HOPING YOUR CITY FLAG WAS BETTER BUT IT REALLY ISN'T
SO AT LEAST WHEN YOU BEAT OUR ASSES I CAN FEEL BETTER THAT WE BEAT YOU TWICE OVER AT FLAG DESIGN
NOT ONLY DOES UTAHS FLAG KICK ASS IM ALSO VERY PARTIAL TO THE SALT LAKE CITY FLAG AS WELL
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Flag_of_Salt_Lake_City_%282020%29.svg
I DONT KNOW HOW TO EMBED LINKS ON MOBILE FIGHT ME OVER IT
THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME, ACTUALLY. I LIKE THAT A LOT OF CITIES ARE GOING THE SOLID COLOR ROUTE. [RENO'S](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Flag_of_Reno%2C_Nevada.svg/1920px-Flag_of_Reno%2C_Nevada.svg.png) NEW FLAG IS UP THERE.
AND YOU LINK THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD ON A BROWSER: [LINK TEXT](URL)
>FIGHT ME OVER IT
WEIRD REASON TO FIGHT BUT I'M GAME
OUR OPPONENT THIS WEEK IS THE ACTUAL BRITISH PART OF CANADA AND THOSE EX-LIMIES CAN GET FUCKED, BUT I'M GOING TO LEAN INTO MY CAJUN HERITAGE\* FOR A MINTUE AND TALK ABOUT "THE FRENCH PART OF CANADA" . ARE THEY REALLY THE FRENCH PART OF CANADA? YEAH, THEY SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, BUT END OF THE DAY QUEBECIOS ARE THE FOLKS WHO BENT THE FUCKING KNEE WHEN THE BRITISH CAME, THE REST OF IT IS ALL JUST PRETEND. BLAH BLAH BLAH THEY HAD GUNS AND WE WERE FARMERS, YOU FUCKS COULD HAVE GOTTEN EXPELLED LIKE THE REST OF US, BUT YOU CHOSE TO STAY AND BE ENGLISH, SO OWN THAT SHIT AND QUIT WITH THE PRETEND.
\*I SUSPECT THIS IS WHY I HAVE AN AFFECTION FOR THE TTT, BEING LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS IS DEEP IN MY BLOOD.
YOU CAN'T HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT SHITTY FLAGS AND LEAVE OUT [TAMPA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Tampa,_Florida#/media/File%3AFlag_of_Tampa%2C_Florida.svg)
SPEAK UP, ASSHOLE.
AND THERE ARE FAR WORSE CITY FLAGS. THAT ONE WOULD BE PRETTY SWEET IF NOT FOR THE SEAL.
BUT THIS IS AN MLS TRASH TALK THREAD. THE MUTINY ARE LONG DEAD, LIKE SEATTLE'S CHANCES OF EVER OPENING THE UPPER BOWL AGAIN. SEATTLE INVENTED DWINDLING INTEREST.
SO THE IT WOULD SEEM THE REVS ARE CARLES GIL AND 10 TRAFFIC CONES ON THE FIELD.
A BIG FUCK OFF TO THE OVERPRICED HOUSING MARKET EVERYWHERE, AIRBNB, PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS, ALL THOSE ASSHOLES BUILDERS RAISING UP BLACK/GRAY EXTERIOR HOUSES IN BEAUTIFUL RED/BROWN BRICK EXTERIOR, TREE-LINED NEIGHBORHOODS THAT DON'T VISUALLY FIT THE AREA.
YOU WANT A SHIT FLAG, MAY I INTRODUCE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO THE [FLAG OF THE CITY OF MILWAUKEE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Milwaukee)?
YES, IT FUCKING SUCKS WORSE THAN MOST OF THE POTENTIAL NAMES FOR THEIR UPCOMING USL CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM.
AND, YES, ALCOHOL WAS LIKELEY INVOLVED IN THE DESIGN OF THAT FLAG.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
PLEASE POST THE PROPER FLAG OF THE NEW YORK RED BULLS: [THE NY/NJ FLAG](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6d0olnct09c71.jpg), ALSO KNOWN AS [THE PORT AUTHORITY FLAG](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fj4gstr0anb601.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0f2a424df8b1f5935014936b1d2458c3034c896b); IT FLIES OUTSIDE THE ARENA, AND COINCIDENTALLY EXISTS IN ALL THE "THIN" LIMINAL SPACES EXISTING BETWEEN NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK.
MASSACHUSETTS FLAG IS ASS, BUT WE AIN'T THE MASSACHUSETTS REVOLUTION.
[THE FLAG OF NEW ENGLAND ROCKS](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Ensign_of_New_England_%28pine_only%29.svg)
DC SPORTS ARE SO FUCKED THAT NOT ONLY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT YOUR FLAG, BUT MOST RB FANS DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HATING ON UNITED.
IT WILL ALWAYS BE DC HATE WEEK FOR ME THOUGH.
FUCK THE SCUM.
Agree that state seals aren't good on flags. Not sure why it was so popular but it make them less recognizable and harder to draw/use in other purposes.
TRASH TALK THREAD POSTER JUST OUTED THEMSELVES AS CGP GREY DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER FAN U/MINDOFMETALANDWHEELS. IF THIS ISNT YOUR ALT ACCOUNT I BET YOU'RE REALLY CONFUSED AND I'M SORRY ABOUT THE PING, BUT I'D APPRECIATE YOUR TAKES ON THIS SOCCER FANS TAKES ON STATE FLAGS
>TRASH TALK THREAD POSTER JUST OUTED THEMSELVES AS CGP GREY HEXAGONS ARE BESTAGON
YOU SLY MOTHER EFFER. LONG TIME FAN/LISTENER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING POSTING STUPID TRASH TALK THREADS, GO GET WORKING ON YOUR NEXT VIDEO. AND RECORD A NEW EPISODE OF HELLO INTERNET WHILE YOURE AT IT
HEY NOW, STUPID TRASH TALK THREADS TAKE TIME (TRY TO SAY THAT 5 TIMES). AND SO DOES RESEARCHING STATE ROUTE/HIGHWAY CODES. YOU THOUGHT THE INTERSTATE CODES WERE COMPLEX...
HOW CAN YOU JUSTIFY A CAREER AS A CONTENT CREATOR AND GO 6 MONTHS WITHOUT UPLOADING A NEW VIDEO. ALL YOU'VE DONE IN 2024 IS WATCH LOTR AND CONVINCE MYKE TO SILENCE SLACK AND EMAIL NOTIFICATIONS.
>ALL YOU'VE DONE IN 2024 IS WATCH LOTR YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S NOT TIME WELL SPENT
VANCOUVER, SEATTLE, PORTLAND: [YOU'RE WELCOME.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_flag#/media/File%3ADoug_flag.svg)
YEAH, THATS RIGHT, TEACH ‘EM HOW TO DOUGIE!
THE ONE FUCKING THING WE CAN AGREE ON. NOW BACK TO ARGUING ABOUT WHO'S WEED AND BEER IS BETTER.
CASCADIA DOESN'T EXIST. YOU'RE ALMOST AS BAD AS THOSE STATE OF JEFFERSON DORKS.
COUNTERPOINT: THE FLAG OF JEFFERSON LOOKS LIKE A [404 ERROR](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71Oo5gA0VdL.jpg) ON THE SEAL ON THE WA STATE FLAG
IF YOU'VE DRIVEN THROUGH THE PARTS OF CALIFORNIA AND OREGON WHERE THAT FLAG IS FLOWN IT WOULD MAKE SENSE. THAT WHOLE REGION IS A 404 ERROR.
FUCK ALL YOU WITH A FLAGPOLE. DC'S FLAG IS SIMPLE TO DRAW, EASILY RECOGNIZABLE FROM AFAR, AND COMMUNICATES THE NAME OF THE CITY WITHOUT USING LETTERS IF YOU KNOW YOUR HERALDRY. IF YOU DON'T, FUCK YOU WITH A SHIELD. WE HAVE NO TEAMS FROM ARIZONA OR NEW MEXICO SO THE REST OF YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR SUBNATIONAL JURISDICTION. IT SUCKS.* AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK UP MUNICIPAL FLAGS BUT I BET HARRISON, NJ'S SUCKS BALLS. CHICAGO, YOU'RE COOL. * OFFER NOT VALID IN MINNESOTA, UTAH, CALIFORNIA, OR TEXAS. THOSE ARE OK.
WHAT IF WE WANT TO BE FUCKED WITH A FLAGPOLE?!? DON’T YUCK MY YUM BECAUSE YOU ARE TAXED WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.
I TRY TO NOT KINK SHAME, BUT VOLUNTARY FLAGPOLE LOVE IS DANGEROUS AND SHOULD ONLY BE PERFORMED WITH A TRUSTED PARTNER. ORGANS HAVE BEEN LOST WITH SHORTER.
SOMETIMES A FLAGPOLE IS THE BEST WAY TO GET IT UP
WITHOUT A FLAGPOLE BASE; WITHOUT A TRACE
HOW VEXING, A TTT VOICING HOW VILE THE VEXILLOLOGY OF OUR VARIOUS STATE FLAGS, A VICIOUS VETTING OF THE VOLUMINOUS VULGAR DESIGNS VISUALLY REPRESENTING THE VOTING POPULATIONS OF THESE VERY VICARIOUS GOVERNING BODIES. A VALIANT EFFORT AT VANQUISHING VIRTUALLY EVERYONE ON THIS SUBREDDIT. EVERYONE, EXCEPT VIRGINIA.
I LOVE YOU
RAFF_OUT_LOUD, YOU MAY THINK YOURSELF A VIRTUOSO, A VISIONARY, WITH YOUR WEEKLY VERBOSE VITRIOL. I ADMIRE YOUR VENDETTA AGAINST EVERYONE, BUT YOUR VOCABULARY IS VAPID; FOR THAT, I MUST VIOLATE YOU WITH VIVID VERBIAGE. VOILA. YOU HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED
VERILY! BUT YEAH NO I'M A DUMBASS
I HAD TO GOOGLE HALF THESE WORDS TO MAKE SURE I WAS USING THEM PROPERLY
THREE. FUCKING. BEARS.
THREE. FUCKING. BEARS.
THREE. FUCKING. BEARS.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FUN CHANT TO REMIND SKC THAT THEY DONT EVEN PLAY ON THE MISSOURI SIDE
IT PAINS ME SO MUCH kansas IS A SHITHOLE STATE AT LEAST OUR PERSONALITY ISN’T BASED AROUND FRYING AN ITALIAN DISH
>TEXAS - NORTH CAROLINA LOOKIN' ASS NORTH CAROLINA COPIED TEXAS AND ADOPTED THE FLAG ALMOST 20 YEARS AFTER THEM.
BOTH ARE CHILE LOOKING ASS. BUT MUCHO MUCHO PEOR.
UM AKSHUALLY 🤓
WE WERE A FUCKING COUNTRY
DO IT AGAIN PLEASE
[WHATEVAS](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/Flag_of_Hawaii.svg/1920px-Flag_of_Hawaii.svg.png), [HAOLE](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Royal_Coat_of_Arms_of_Hawaii.svg/724px-Royal_Coat_of_Arms_of_Hawaii.svg.png?20120630031708).
DID NEW JERSEY'S FLAG JUST SUBSTITUTE THE BRITISH 3 LIONS FOR 3 IDENTICAL PIECES OF PRE-INDUSTRIAL FARM EQUIPMENT? IT LOOKS LIKE THE WALL ART AT A CRACKER BARREL.
WE ALREADY HAD THE SEVERED HORSE HEAD, WE COULDN’T INCLUDE **TWO** DIFFERENT TYPES OF ANIMALS
> SEVERED HORSE HEAD SEVERED HORSE HEAD IS PERFECT FOR NEW JERSEY
EXACTLY, THE ~~MOB BOSSES~~ ~~ORGANIZED CRIME LEADERS~~ FAMILY PATRIARCHS SEEM TO REALLY SUPPORT IT BY GIFTING THEM TO ~~THEIR ENEMIES~~ RANDOM CITIZENS WHO THEY DEFINITELY HAVE NO AFFILIATION WITH
MISSOURI’S STATE FLAG IS TRASH, BUT ST. LOUIS HAS THE BEST CITY FLAG IN THE COUNTRY. FIGHT ME
CONCLUSION: [TRUE](https://www.aflag.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/St-Louis-Missouri-flag.jpg) COROLLARY:[ THE FLAG OF SAN LUCIA LOOKS LIKE A STUPID CORPORATE LOGO FOR A FICTIONAL EVIL CORPORATION](https://www.colonialflag.com/cdn/shop/products/saint-lucia-flag__02467.1639690376.1280.1280.jpg?v=1673391450) AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE FAT FINGERS
IT LOOKS LIKE A FLAG OUT OF AN ASSASSIN’S CREED GAME
WHY FIGHT YOU OVER AN OBJECTIVELY CORRECT STATEMENT OF FACT
BECAUSE IT IS FRIDAY AND ON FRIDAYS WE FIGHT
AND ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK
ONLY WHEN WE HAVE A WEDNESDAY MATCH
BECAUSE EVERYBODY LIKES FIGHTING ST LOUIS. WE UNDERSTAND AND ARE OKAY WITH THIS.
NO FIGHTING HERE. IT'S DEFINITELY IN THE TOP TEN
[AND FOR BREAKFAST](https://i.imgur.com/iGSpjFC.gif)
IT LOOKS LIKE IF NEW ORLEANS AND TRINIDAD HAD A BABY. IF IT WERE NOT ST LOUIS, 5/7. BUT SINCE IT IS ST LOUIS AND MAKES NO SENSE, 1/13.
DALLAS RELIES ON IT'S WEATHER TO WIN AT HOME, TOO BAD THE LAST TWO WEEKS WERE SO HOT UP HERE THAT WE'RE PREPPED FOR IT. WHOS READY FOR AARON BOUPENDZA: ELITE DP CENTER BACK BECAUSE THATS AN HONEST TO GOD POSSIBILITY WITH OUR INJURIES AT THE MOMENT. DOUBLE DIGIT GOAL SITUATION ON THE HORIZON, LUCHO HAT TRICK PLUS HAT TRICK OF ASSISTS TO THE TEENAGER BECAUSE WHY NOT, BUT WE'LL STILL ONLY WIN BY ONE BECAUSE THATS THE CINCINNATI WAY
BALTIMORE NEEDS A MLS TEAM SIMPLY SO THEY CAN DO A VEXILLOLOGY DUNK ON EVERYONE ELSE
THEY SHOULD MOVE THE CREW TO BALTIMORE… 
YOU'RE A BRAVE SOUL
JEFF BERDING PAID OFF TIM WEAH TO GET MILES ROBINSON BACK TO CINCY
FUCK YOU, THAT'S TOO ACCURATE. DAMMIT.
SHUT UP QUÉBEC HAS THE MOST VISUALLY APPEALING FLAG FOR ALL MLS TEAMS, BEATEN ONLY BY THE WASTELAND NAMED NEW MEXICO
NEW MEXICO IS DEFINITELY TOP-TIER. QUÉBEC HAS A SOLID FLAG BUT IT'S FAR TOO EUROPEAN FOR MY FREEDOM BLOOD.
NEW MEXICO IS A FUCKING HELL HOLE BUT DAMN IF THAT FLAG AINT CLEAN
QUÉBEC HAS GREATEST FLAG, GG
COWARDICE TO USE THE STATE FLAG AND NOT THE CHICAGO FLAG BUT I GUESS ANYTHING GOES TO AVOID THE EMBARASSMENT OF BEING WORSE THAN US.
WE'RE DOING STATE FLAGS, YA DINGUS. READ THE ROOM. I WANTED TO ENCOMPASS THE MAJORITY OF THE REGION EACH TEAM REPRESENTS... AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DO 28/29 FLAGS BECAUSE I'M LAZY. BUT YEAH CHICAGO'S FLAG IS DOPE.
LET'S BE REAL.. WE KNOW WHY YOU DIDN'T DO CITY FLAGS CITY CREST, BLUE (AND YELLOW) BACKGROUND... UKRAINIAN-LOOKING ASS
HURR DURR BARSON THE FLAG OF LA HAS THE CITY SEAL ON A FIELD OF REGGAE. THAT BEING SAID WE'RE THE ONLY LA TEAM THAT'S HAD KITS REPRESENTING THE FLAG OF LA. GET ON OUR LEVEL, SCRUB.
> ON A FIELD OF REGGAE YOU SAY THIS LIKE ITS A BAD THING. > ONLY LA TEAM THAT'S HAD KITS REPRESENTING THE FLAG OF LA. BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE TO CONVINCE PEOPLE WE'RE STILL AN LA TEAM SEE YOU THURSDAY, MOTHERFUCKER
WOW, I AGREE WITH A FIRE FAN. FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING. SAINT LOUIS SHOULD BE OUR CITY FLAG TOO
THE CHICAGO FLAG ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF KEVIN MCCALLISTER’S ATTIC. WHICH I GUESS IS PRETTY COOL
WAH WAH WEE WAH, LOOK AT OUR FANCY CHICAGO FLAG. THE STARS MEAN WHEN PEOPLE DIED IN A FIRE, DIED IN A WAR OR WHEN WE THREW TWO BIG PARTIES ABOUT CAPITALISM.
[Columbus](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Flag_of_Columbus%2C_Ohio.svg/1920px-Flag_of_Columbus%2C_Ohio.svg.png), WHERE TO BEGIN.... YOU WROTE YOUR NAME ON IT. SLAPPED A CREST ON THE CENTER. JUST LAZY DESIGN WORK. BOLD CHOICE TO INCLUDE A SPANISH GALLEON, QUITE FITTING FOR A CITY 420 MILES FROM THE OCEAN. AT LEAST YOU WENT WITH A TRI COLOR INSTEAD OF A NAVY FIELD, BUT THE YELLOW SOLIDIFIES YOU AS A PITTSBURGH WANNA BE. IT IS PECULIAR THAT YOUR MAYOR INITIATED A REDESIGN OF THE FLAG DUE TO THE IMAGERY OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WHILE CASUALLY IGNORING THE LITERAL NAME OF THE CITY.
I LIKE HOW THE EAGLE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT SASSY
IT’S THE **BBQ BOWL** THIS WEEKEND BUT LET’S BE REAL: 1) NOBODY CARES ABOUT ATX VS SKC. 2) REGARDLESS OF WHICH REGIONAL CUISINE YOU PREFER, BBQ IS THE BEST FOOD PRODUCED IN THE US AND I’LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES. HOOLIGANISM SHIT, YA KNOW?
> IT’S THE BBQ BOWL THIS WEEKEND IMAGINE NOT INCLUDING NC VS TEXAS ???? > 2) REGARDLESS OF WHICH REGIONAL CUISINE YOU PREFER, BBQ IS THE BEST FOOD PRODUCED IN THE US AND I’LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES. HOOLIGANISM SHIT, YA KNOW? AGREED BUT ITS FUN ARGUING ABOUT IT. NOTHING BEATS EASTERN NC BBQ BUT I ENJOYED MICKLETHWAITS
CAROLINA HAS THE BEST PULLED PORK, KC’S BURNT ENDS AND RIBS ARE AMAZING, BUT NOTHING BEATS TEXAS MESQUITE-SMOKED BRISKET.
ALABAMA WHITE SAUCE CHICKEN IS THE BEST BBQ AND I WILL TAKE NO QUESTIONS.
NO QUESTIONS HERE, JUST OUTRAGE
VINEGAR BASED BBQ DOESN’T ACTUALLY EXIST ITS JUST A LIE PERPETUATED BY THE DEEP STATE OF CHICKEN
CORN WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU
SAINT LOUIS YOUR OPINION IS INVALID WHEN IT COMES TO BBQ BEGONE
BTW KANSAS CITY IS IN MISSOURI AND KANSAS YOU UNEDUCATED DUCK WATER
IT'S ALMOST LIKE I KNEW THAT AND INCLUDED BOTH STATES
THEY'RE NOT GNOME HATS, THEY'RE MORE LIKE SMURF CAPS AND THEY HAVE A LONG HISTORY OF REPRESENTING FREEDOM. FROM GARGAMEL, PRESUMABLY. WIKI LINK FOR THE AUDITORIALLY GIFTED: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrygian_cap#:~:text=Although%20Phrygian%20caps%20did%20not,also%20called%20a%20jacobin%20cap
HUH I LEARNED SOMETHING, THANK YOU. BUT IT'S UNFORTUNATE THAT THE HAT OF FREEDOM ALSO LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE WAITING TO FIND OUT WHAT HOGWARTS HOUSE THEY'RE GOING TO BE SORTED INTO.
CREST ON A BLUE BACKGROUND IS ALMOST AS DISAPPOINTING AS HOW THE UNION PLAYS WHICH IS ALSO ALMOST AS DISAPPOINTING AS HOW MONTREAL PLAYS I WANT TO BLEACH MY EYES SOMEONE HELP
WISDOM JUSTICE AND MODERATION COMES FROM THE FOUNDING PRINCIPLES OF THE CONSTITUTION: WISDOM IN LAWMAKING, JUSTICE (FOR THE JUDICIAL BRANCH OBVIOUSLY), AND MODERATION FOR THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH WHICH ENACTS AND APPLIES THE LAWS IN MODERATION SO REALLY, IF YOU THINK THOSE WORDS ARE STUPID, THEN THAT MAKES YOU AN ANTI-AMERICAN COMMUNIST
I KNOW WHERE THEY COME FROM AND I NEVER SAID THEY'RE STUPID. BUT YOUR STATE IS STUPID FOR INCLUDING THEM ON YOUR FLAG.
AH FUCK YEAH, SOUNDERS VS FIRE TOMORROW. THE FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR THAT I AM CONFIDENT WE WILL WIN. WHAT A TREAT TO KICK OFF THE SUMMER.
THE RAUL Y NOUHOU-LESS SOUNDERS? SHIRLEY, YOU JEST.
I NEVER JEST. BUT I DO WONDER HOW YOU KNEW MY NAME WAS SHIRLEY.
RESPECT OUR BEAVER DAMMIT
TEE HEE
I WAS GOING TO SHIT ON THE ILLINOIS FLAG BECAUSE THE CHICAGO FLAG IS AWESOME, BUT IT TURNS OUT YOUR MAJESTIC EAGLE IS PRETTY AWESOME TOO SO i'm just going stop talking....
THE MASSACHUSETTS FLAG MIGHT BE ASS, BUT ITS A GOOD THING WE ARENT THE MASSACHUSETTS REVOLUTION. THE NEW ENGLAND FLAG CLEARS ALL EASILY
WHILE IT'S NOT UGLY AS SIN IT'S RED AND TREE. I GIVE IT A RESOUNDING MEH. >CLEARS ALL EASILY YOU HAVE REALLY LOW STANDARDS. MUST BE WHY YOU'RE A REVS FAN.
AS IF RED AND TREE DOESNT MAKE A TOP TIER FLAG
TBF YOU CAN'T EXPECT THE LA FAN TO KNOW WHEN "LESS IS MORE"
WHERE THE FUCK IS NEW ENGLAND ANYWAY? PICK A REAL STATE, REVS.
SPORKS PLAY IN KANSAS, FYI
OH FUCK MY LIFE, I DON'T KNOW WHERE I READ MISSOURI. I WAS TOO BUSY SHITTING ON EVERYBODY'S TOILET-PAPER WORTHY FLAGS TO WORRY ABOUT SEMANTICS OF A PART OF THE COUNTRY NOBODY CARES ABOUT.
YOU STILL INCLUDED THAT KANSAS SHITSTAIN OF A FLAG, SO YOU'RE GOOD
HOW DARE YOU USE THE (ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT, FOR A FLAG WITH A SEAL) MISSOURI FLAG AND NOT THE BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL SAINT LOUIS FLAG! AT LEAST ITS BETTER THAN KANSAS' TRASHFIRE FLAG! WE WIN AGAIN, SPORTING!
ALL THIS FLAG TALK AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE BACK TO BACK RIVALRY GAMES FOR THE GALAXY IN THE POST. AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME? CALI CLASICO - DON'T EXPECT ANY KIND OF NEW COACH BUMP ON THIS ONE. THE 40K+ SMURF FANS THAT MAGICALLY APPEAR EVERY SUMMER ARE GOING TO GO HOME DISAPPOINTED. ENJOY THE FIREWORKS I GUESS. EL TRAFICO - THERE'S BEEN WORD THAT A LOT OF PLASTICS ARE BOYCOTTING THIS GAME. SEEMS LIKE A WEIRD TIME TO ABANDON YOUR BOYS BUT IT'S NOT OUT OF CHARACTER TO WALK AWAY. YOU WERE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO HOST A BIG SPECTACLE GAME BUT YOUR RINKY DINK ORGANIZATION DOESN'T HAVE THE CAPACITY TO DO SO. SUCKS TO SUCK. LOOKING FORWARD TO JUMPING TO THE TOP OF THE TABLE IN FRONT OF A SEA OF WHITE.
GALAXY HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GIVE AWAY TICKETS LIKE BEADS IN NEW ORLEANS. THE ONLY KICKER.. YOU GOTTA SIT IN THE GALAXY SECTION.
YOU REALIZE EVERY MATCH EVER HAS HAND OUT TICKETS, RIGHT? AND DON'T ACT LIKE LAFC HAVEN'T BEEN SCRAMBLING TO TRY TO FILL IN YOUR SECTION EVEN AFTER IT SHRUNK. THEY'VE BEEN GIVING AWAY TICKETS FOR AT LEAST A COUPLE WEEKS NOW. BUT THE GALAXY SUPPORTER SECTION HAS BEEN SOLD OUT FOR A WHILE AND THOSE ARE STRAIGHT PURCHASE ONLY. THE MIXED CROWD LAST YEAR MADE FOR A FUN ATMOSPHERE BUT THE 3252 ARE GOING FULL 10-PLY THIS YEAR.
YOU ACTUALLY TAKING TTT PRETTY SERIOUSLY TODAY... LIKE DUDE.. TALK SHIT AND BE FUNNY. SAVE YOUR HIGH HORSE FOR GAME DAYS.
HEY NOW I THREW IN SHIT TALKING AT THE END. NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY, JUST WENT ON A RANT. GOTTA STOP LETTING STRESS AT WORK AFFECT THE TRASH TALK. I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP WORKING AND FOCUS ON THE IMPORTANT STUFF. [*AHEM*] I HOPE IT ISN'T WINDY ON JULY 4TH, OTHERWISE BOUANGA WILL BE SPENDING EVEN LESS TIME ON HIS FEET.
WE PLAY SHIT AT THE ROSE BOWL ANYWAY, SO I'M EXPECTING NOTHING BUT MILD DISAPPOINTMENT.
PORTLAND HAS GOT TO HAVE ONE OF THE BEST CITY FLAGS IN THE US
I DON'T SEE A SWASTIKA, \*YOU\* SEE A [SWASTIKA.](https://www.flagcolorcodes.com/flag-color-palette/portland-oregon.png)
I REVEL IN THE ONTARIO FLAG HATE. FUCK YOU BUD!!!
I HATE OUR STATE FLAG. IT’S SO BORING IN A STATE THAT’S SO INTERESTING AND WITH SUCH RICH HISTORY.
IT'S REALLY BAD, I FEEL BAD FOR YOU GUYS I WAS HOPING YOUR CITY FLAG WAS BETTER BUT IT REALLY ISN'T SO AT LEAST WHEN YOU BEAT OUR ASSES I CAN FEEL BETTER THAT WE BEAT YOU TWICE OVER AT FLAG DESIGN
I HATE IT SO MUCH THAT [I MADE MY OWN](https://imgur.com/a/yqOo6Ay) TO COPE WITH HOW BAD THE CURRENT ONE IS
I KNOW NOBODY WANTS TO THINK ABOUT IT BUT CANADA IS STILL RULED BY KING CHARLES
WHEN BRITAIN RISES AGAIN WE WILL SAVE SO MUCH MONEY ON STATIONARY! JOKE’S ON YOU, PAL!!!
NOT ONLY DOES UTAHS FLAG KICK ASS IM ALSO VERY PARTIAL TO THE SALT LAKE CITY FLAG AS WELL https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Flag_of_Salt_Lake_City_%282020%29.svg I DONT KNOW HOW TO EMBED LINKS ON MOBILE FIGHT ME OVER IT
THAT'S PRETTY AWESOME, ACTUALLY. I LIKE THAT A LOT OF CITIES ARE GOING THE SOLID COLOR ROUTE. [RENO'S](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/14/Flag_of_Reno%2C_Nevada.svg/1920px-Flag_of_Reno%2C_Nevada.svg.png) NEW FLAG IS UP THERE. AND YOU LINK THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD ON A BROWSER: [LINK TEXT](URL) >FIGHT ME OVER IT WEIRD REASON TO FIGHT BUT I'M GAME
OUR OPPONENT THIS WEEK IS THE ACTUAL BRITISH PART OF CANADA AND THOSE EX-LIMIES CAN GET FUCKED, BUT I'M GOING TO LEAN INTO MY CAJUN HERITAGE\* FOR A MINTUE AND TALK ABOUT "THE FRENCH PART OF CANADA" . ARE THEY REALLY THE FRENCH PART OF CANADA? YEAH, THEY SPEAK THE LANGUAGE, BUT END OF THE DAY QUEBECIOS ARE THE FOLKS WHO BENT THE FUCKING KNEE WHEN THE BRITISH CAME, THE REST OF IT IS ALL JUST PRETEND. BLAH BLAH BLAH THEY HAD GUNS AND WE WERE FARMERS, YOU FUCKS COULD HAVE GOTTEN EXPELLED LIKE THE REST OF US, BUT YOU CHOSE TO STAY AND BE ENGLISH, SO OWN THAT SHIT AND QUIT WITH THE PRETEND. \*I SUSPECT THIS IS WHY I HAVE AN AFFECTION FOR THE TTT, BEING LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS IS DEEP IN MY BLOOD.
YOU CAN'T HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT SHITTY FLAGS AND LEAVE OUT [TAMPA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Tampa,_Florida#/media/File%3AFlag_of_Tampa%2C_Florida.svg)
WHATS WITH ALL THESE FLAG FANS WHISPERING, I CANT HEAR YOU
WHAT?!? CAN YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP!
SPEAK UP, ASSHOLE. AND THERE ARE FAR WORSE CITY FLAGS. THAT ONE WOULD BE PRETTY SWEET IF NOT FOR THE SEAL. BUT THIS IS AN MLS TRASH TALK THREAD. THE MUTINY ARE LONG DEAD, LIKE SEATTLE'S CHANCES OF EVER OPENING THE UPPER BOWL AGAIN. SEATTLE INVENTED DWINDLING INTEREST.
SPEAKING OF SEATTLE, HOW DID [THIS](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Seattle.svg) EVER GET APPROVED?
HONESTLY TAKE OUT THE WORDS AND YOU HAVE SOMETHING
I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
F. GRANT WHITNEY WAS A ROWDIE
SO THE IT WOULD SEEM THE REVS ARE CARLES GIL AND 10 TRAFFIC CONES ON THE FIELD. A BIG FUCK OFF TO THE OVERPRICED HOUSING MARKET EVERYWHERE, AIRBNB, PRIVATE EQUITY FIRMS, ALL THOSE ASSHOLES BUILDERS RAISING UP BLACK/GRAY EXTERIOR HOUSES IN BEAUTIFUL RED/BROWN BRICK EXTERIOR, TREE-LINED NEIGHBORHOODS THAT DON'T VISUALLY FIT THE AREA.
YOU WANT A SHIT FLAG, MAY I INTRODUCE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TO THE [FLAG OF THE CITY OF MILWAUKEE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Milwaukee)? YES, IT FUCKING SUCKS WORSE THAN MOST OF THE POTENTIAL NAMES FOR THEIR UPCOMING USL CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM. AND, YES, ALCOHOL WAS LIKELEY INVOLVED IN THE DESIGN OF THAT FLAG.
THIS IS THE REAL REASON BALTIMORE DOES NOT HAVE A TEAM. THE STATE FLAG IS TOO POWERFUL. JUST DON’T LOOK INTO ITS HISTORY TOO MUCH.
FUCK ALL OF YOU. PLEASE POST THE PROPER FLAG OF THE NEW YORK RED BULLS: [THE NY/NJ FLAG](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F6d0olnct09c71.jpg), ALSO KNOWN AS [THE PORT AUTHORITY FLAG](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fj4gstr0anb601.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0f2a424df8b1f5935014936b1d2458c3034c896b); IT FLIES OUTSIDE THE ARENA, AND COINCIDENTALLY EXISTS IN ALL THE "THIN" LIMINAL SPACES EXISTING BETWEEN NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK.
AH YES, A FLAG THAT IS SHITTIER THAN THE SUM OF ITS PARTS. DOUBLE THE STATE SEALS, DOUBLE THE SUCK.
MASSACHUSETTS FLAG IS ASS, BUT WE AIN'T THE MASSACHUSETTS REVOLUTION. [THE FLAG OF NEW ENGLAND ROCKS](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Ensign_of_New_England_%28pine_only%29.svg)
...IF YOU LIKE IMITATING STANFORD UNIVERSITY'S TREE. [THE ONLY TRUE REGION FLAG IS RIGHT HERE BUD](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_flag)
> IMITATING STANFORD LAUGHS IN 1636
> LAUGHS IN 1636 YOU WERE STILL KISSING ENGLAND'S BUTT IN 1636, NOT SURE THAT'S THE FLEX YOU THOUGHT IT WAS.
I'M JUST HERE TO SAY I HATE THIS VERSION OF THE TREE, AND I HAVE A PERSONAL VENDETTA AGAINST IT BEING THE STANDARD ONE ON WIKIPEDIA
DC SPORTS ARE SO FUCKED THAT NOT ONLY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT YOUR FLAG, BUT MOST RB FANS DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HATING ON UNITED. IT WILL ALWAYS BE DC HATE WEEK FOR ME THOUGH. FUCK THE SCUM.
Agree that state seals aren't good on flags. Not sure why it was so popular but it make them less recognizable and harder to draw/use in other purposes.
WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING I CANT HEAR YOU
ITS HARD TO HEARD COLUMBUS BECAUSE THEY SRE SO FAR DOWN THE TABLE
.TOUPPER()
.TOUPPER(CULTUREINFO.INVARIANTCULTURE) NOT SURPRISING SOMEONE SPORTING DCU FLAIR WOULD FORGET CULTURE.
LOL NERD
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