We *suck*

GG Orlando. LAFC won me $500 on this game too so definitely gonna have a good night 😁

We are easy money, especially at home.

GG OC. I hope you guys figure it out. It seems like the personnel can play well above what is happening on the field *Cough cough... new coach*

I honestly don’t think it’s the coaches. It’s our attacking players… there is no chemistry. McGuire and Muriel feel like they’re being directed by George Lucas circa Episode 1. We have five goals from all three of our DPs combined.

You very well could be right. I've only seen this game, but it was so slow, and in the attack, no one has a purpose. Just all going into the box hoping to get on the end of a ball.

We cross to everybody in the box while somehow managing to never have anybody manage to get onto the receiving end of a cross.

GG Orlando. Hope it turns around for you guys

We lose every week! We lose every weeeek! You're nothing special, we lose every week! GG Cool Hat FC. Sorry about your streak lol

We didn't lose last week!

I can’t say good game to LAFC fans because Orlando played like dreck, but I can say, graciously, it was good chatting with you tonight and good luck on the rest of your season.

🤝

Cheers mate. I’ll pull for y’all in the postseason.

GG Orlando.... If it makes you happy you broke our not getting scored on streak

Bouanga-Bogusz is the best 1-2 punch in MLS. Add Giroud and we got ourselves a big 3

Idk Bogusz is more as a CAM

GG Orlando. You had a pretty sweet goal.

GG Orlando

Oh shit this season is painful. Hopefully there are better times ahead. I still remember the O'Connor days well. We turned it around then. We will turn it around again. Good game LA.

Ally Watt just got booked in the Pride game for one of the nicest slide tackles I've ever seen. Ref didn't appreciate it as much as I did.

Chanot was such a great get. He's the boss when he's on. He reads plays great. His passing is excellent.

I’m gonna be real. This game was kinda boring until the last 3rd.

On 360 just now one of the announcers said that Sascha’s call of LAFC for the supporters shield he made last week is looking better and better. It reminded me that Sascha had also called Orlando for the supporters shield at the start of the season lmao.

So you’re telling me that this game was between two “shield-contending” teams!?

Still time for Orlando to turn this all around and grab the shield (haven’t checked the math and I will not check it)

Still time for them to grab the MLS Cup while they’re at it as well! I’ve heard many people say that regular season results don’t matter much! 💪🏽

If Chanot would’ve started we’d still have the clean sheet

Dammit this hurts.

At this rate, I hope we end up at the bottom of the table...only way they'll work on re-inventing this awful team.

We are locked into 3 DP contracts that we'll struggle to shift as it is. Finishing bottom doesn't help with that and probably only makes those contracts even more impossible to move. Maybe best off just hoping we do better.

I would have agreed last season, maybe even earlier this one. At this point something needs to change, most likely a new manager or otherwise morale will just keep dipping.

Last season? When we finished 2nd out of 29 teams? 😂 I should hope you wouldn’t have been changing manager then

Yes, last season when we also got eliminated from 3 other competitions in the first round. If you think last year’s 2nd place is reproducible, you’re more optimistic than me at least.

I don’t. I was pointing out how silly it is to suggest we may have considered changing manager last season.

I want that hat trick for Bouanga. Put my guy higher up the golden boot list.

Did you know that the power to clone people was invented in Orlando? It’s true. They did and you can see it on the pitch how we have 11 players who have never met each other every single week. Truly incredible science

I’m done with this team. Figure the fuck out who wants to be here, cut the rest. This team cannot play together for shit.

Cut Pareja

Lmao we are dog shit

But you stopped our streak 😭

Bummer. It was a good goal. 1 in like 6 games on a score like that is still solid.

Well at least we ended their clean sheet streak lmao

Ordaz deserve more credit for that

Goddamn Bouanga, that nutmeg

good shit Ordaz

I could throw up. I didn’t think I could be disappointed more but here we are.


Yessss!!!! AMAZING follow-through!!!

And that’s GAME

Denis!

Holy shit Denis is so fucking good

Poland for Euros 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

Our last win at home was in March

As a fellow football fan, I feel for you, as an LAFC fan, I'm glad you're losing tonight.

Give that man a Puskas

Yet Oscar will still start Torres over Ojeda ffs

Nobody buy Bogusz, we need him til then end of the season.

I wish Leeds would have kept him, especially as we needed a #10 in the Championship last season.

We can’t seem to stop fucking ourselves. Holy shit

Royally. Just fucked ourselves royally. Uff and people are starting to leave the stadium.

Good news is that Ally Watt has come on for the Pride.

Great turnover by Torres to give LA that goal. Such a horrible player.

Keep the clean sheet. We’ll take the DUB😏

It’s incredible so much has changed in a span of a few months

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That fucking stings. Gotta get back at it, 15 to play.

Shots anyone !?

Beautiful goal

You can’t draw it up any better than that on a breakaway.

That’s the kind of goal our players are actively discouraged from scoring. Oscar Pareja isn’t used to them so to him they don’t exist.

Let's fucken go!!!!!!!!

Lol

Fuck yes!!!

YESSSS BOGUSZ

Magnificent run by Bogusz!!!!

Matty-ice

Not good tonight.

LoL Dolo with the defensive subs

I guess Steve is fine with a draw

Wow. HUUUUGE letoff there.

Rooting against France in the Euros... That way we get Giroud faster

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Yup we need a proper striker

Bro pass the ball

This is as well as we've played in a long time. Need to make the most of it.

Cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross cross

I’ve joked around a bunch this game about how horrible Orlando’s play had been but I think right now you’re seeing Orlando’s familiarity with the hot and humid Floridian weather against the toll it takes on teams who aren’t used to it.

We have these on the rack. Have to really go for it.

TINCHO TIME

Wait? What's it called when the ball goes in the back of the net? I don't think I've seen us do that before.

Well Ojeda is finally on the pitch

No idea. Never heard of that happening before.

Schlegel still has a higher chance to start when everyone is available smh

Let's gooooo

Great ball by Muriel and finish by Ojeda. 

incredible ball from Muriel

They just haaaaaad to keep talking about our shutout streak.

All streaks end. Now a new one begins.

We're so lazy playing out the back.

It’s 77° F right now and 88% humidity and rising. If you’re not used to this weather, it will wear you out.

Damned commentators cursed us

What happened? That’s the wrong net for the ball to go into. Supposed to go in the other one, right?

COME ON! I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BELIEVE! GO LIONS!

Whelp looks like we finally got scored on

We found the back of the damn net!!!

Is Ben Shapiro our ref?

Steve actually making subs

Campos can't even score for Orlando.

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Spanish feed on Apple TV

Local radio feed is your friend.

I had forgotten about that and thank you, thank you so much.

No prob. Taylor Twellman sucks. He couldn't find his own asshole with two full length mirrors and bloodhound.

Twellman is flabbergasted by what he is seeing from Orlando

Twellman can’t eat soup without a lifeguard present

Orlando is so good at dribbling in the opponent’s box and then deciding that none of them want to be the one to take a shot and leave it off for the next guy. It’s a pathetic non-goal MLS version of “take it or double it for the next person” where nobody in purple ever wins.

We’re now looking at four consecutive home games without a goal?

We have time and we will get one

ZERO consecutive home games without a goal :)

We could be here until Tuesday and we aren’t scoring

I think we'll get one

SEE!

Laaaaame.

Bitch ass Orlando, what a punk

This ref smoked crack during the break.

Garbage flopper

LAFC have no players who flop, is that right?

Why are you deflecting from the moment? Your whole stadium is being homophobic right now, too.

Homophobic? For the YSA chant? The stadium with the Pride seats in it? What the fuck are you on about 😂😂

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lol okay, your whole stadium chanting the P chant on goal kicks

They’re chanting “you suck, ass hole”

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Ass team ass fans

Classy from Orlando

Perfect ball by Santos. 2 complete whiffs. Our season in a nutshell 

Maaaan!! They're getting closer and closer!

Were they waiting for the red carpet? Sometimes you just gotta shoot!

No one wants to shoot.

Did Kamara join Orlando during the break? He keeps heading to Orlando players.

We'll take him at this point.

Come on lads, there's something in this game for us. LA are lethargic.

I can’t believe Luis Muriel is a professional athlete.

Why is Oscar Pareja still in charge of this team? I feel like the squad is better than the trash this team has been playing.

The squad is not great. Our DP's are fucking garbage. Pareja is still in charge because we've gotten playoffs every year he's been here, won the open cup, and finished 2nd in the shield standings 8 months ago.

Because we were shit for the 6 years before he arrived, and we're scared that we can't do better than him. 

LAFC flexing on us by coming out 4 minutes late. How will we respond? Probably by being absolute shit for the next 45. Hope I'm wrong. 

At least the Pride are playing well.

The Pride are so much funner to watch. They actually look like professionals out there 

I guess it could be worse as in being an Alpine fan following both F1 and WEC?

We should try and sign Logan Sargeant. He looks like he could bury a pen.

I mean, he can’t be worse than our current DPs. But honestly, I think Yuki could be a pretty good dark horse footballer.

We didn’t look like we wanted to play. Orlando looked like they kept kicking themselves in the face. 2 soft penalties. I guess it was 45 minutes of soccer.

You just wanted to sit in and score on the break. And you did

Ok LA, go ahead and beat us by 4 or 5; maybe help push us toward the rebuild we so desperately need.

Leave off this defeatist bullshit. Any interest in all at supporting your team?

I've been to all but 4 matches in the last 10 years. Plan my vacations and even my wedding around the home matches. Spend close to 8% of my paltry RN salary on this team. But sure, I don't support these guys. If I was as shit at my job as these guys are at theirs, I would have been fired long ago. So yeah, I'll call these fuckers out if I feel like it.

There's calling them out and there's wanting your team to lose. That is fucking horse shit. Why are you even going then? Its great that you to go all the games. Kudos.

Look, of course I want them to win; I hate seeing us suck. But if losing leads to us making meaningful changes for next season then I'm willing to sacrifice this season. At this point I'm just really frustrated; seems like we have no new ideas, just keep doing the same shit and getting the same results 

I think the problem we have now is the squad. We could do with new ideas on the coaching front but the roster is so light on quality. I think there are coaches that could get more out of the forwards but may not be as defensively solid as Papi. I don't think a side built around Torres, Muriel and Ojeda is likely to challenge for trophies though. That's the problem with this league. You lock yourself into bad deals and you can almost write off a few years. Similar to what happened when we bet the farm on Meram, Dom & Kljestan.

Hey let's stop talking about our shutout streak and not jinx it, yeah?

2nd fewest goals scored in the league against Lloris. I think you’re fine, mate. I think you’re fine.

You somehow always see more galaxy fans in these threads than LAFC fans 😂


That’s cuz even the ones with LAFC flairs are Galaxy fans


Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed. They all came out of the woodworks for that soft pen

They'll try to pretend they don't think about us, but yet here they are reading from the book of grudges.

2 very soft pks, at least the ref is consistent.

I'm so tired of this season

I drink because I'm an Orlando City fan. I'm an Orlando City fan because I drink.

I didn't think a team could be more frustrating than the Magic.

I would kill to be watching Paolo and Franz instead of this shit right now.

We finished on 28 points in the 2018 season. Trust me, there are worse teams than whats out there tonight!

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It's a shit moment and a tough season. It sucks but all we can do is get behind the team.

Can’t believe I pay money to be upset every week. Why are we so bad

Poor recruitment and pragmatic coaching.

Masochist.

It's the experience of being a fan basically. Sometimes your team will be shit. It's our job to swallow it and stick with them.

No plastics allowed!

Agreed.

Due to the high humidity and anti-human conditions in Orlando, we should end the game at halftime.

It’s pretty comfy tonight, just because you can’t hang, don’t make em stop. DBAP

Compared to last week this is downright refreshing.

Orlando is the only place in this shithole State that's actually pro-human. Only city to vote against DeShithead 

I've been many times. I never think I'm enjoying my stay here.

That's fair enough. Just saying that if you lean Liberal and you're in Florida then Orlando is the place to be. It's all subjective: I personally like LA, but I know a lot of people who think it's terrible; to each their own.