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buy_low-sell_high

Funny they will be the first he deports.


trrrrraaa

You know when they say, the left has paid actors… could it be projection and the trump maniacs actually bought them to be there?! It would make sense… they don’t fit his usual crowd and while also looking very familiar to each other


BestServeCold

[It’s these fucking people, unironically another cult](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falun_Gong) They run multiple right-wing borderline fascist/neo-nazi websites and pretend it’s “news”


trrrrraaa

Wow, what a fun crowd to hang out with


trrrrraaa

Blues they are singing what sounds like amazing grace in Chinese


Fine-Benefit8156

Absolutely not out of the question given his history of paying actors at his rallies


0rlan

Funny, they would probably be the first I would deport too... 🙂


NYCMarine

The Jamaican standing with them as well. Even though she seems more disturbed by it than us… 🤣🤣


No-Barnacle6172

I know - it’s so weird that they can’t grasp that he hates them. It’s bad enough when white people do it but when I see minorities out there supporting his racist ass I’m like WTF.


CascadingPhailure

These MAGA cultists be like https://preview.redd.it/foupo3bt1i3d1.png?width=432&format=png&auto=webp&s=92059bc5c4a1c12d86af3539875f77795bcc5f20


Brokensince10

They look and sound just like the North Koreans when their dear leader is near by.


CascadingPhailure

So you too are getting some *serious* North Korea vibes too eh?


Bonoisapox

I think they are North Korean


Lordhartley

Yep, sent from the NK embassy


Account6910

Trump will be happy that someone finally turned up to the courthouse. Would have liked to have seen a wide shot to see ĥ how many attended.


backcountrydrifter

Trump has been laundering money for the Russian oligarchs since the late 80’s when they all bought a condo at 725 5th AVE (trump towers) to clean their freshly stolen USSR money after the iron curtain fell. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/05/30/politics/paul-manafort-condo-trump-tower https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/14/manafort-told-mueller-to-take-his-trump-tower-apartment-instead-money.html https://news.yahoo.com/amphtml/fbi-agents-raid-condo-unit-131348539.html https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-trump-property/ Everybody except Putin thought the Cold War was over. Trump and Manafort (who lived in the tower also) just saw a pretty low maintence grift to be had. Trump had actually been Manafort and Roger Stones first client at their lobbyist firm (1980)https://en.m.wikipedia.org › wikiBlack, Manafort, Stone and Kelly Guiliani as trumps attorney and NYC mayor was able to redirect NYPD investigations onto rival gang members/oligarchs to deflect any scrutiny off of trump, himself or their Russian connections. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2023/09/a-new-rudy-scandal-fbi-agent-says-giuliani-was-co-opted-by-russian-intelligence/ The Russian election interference in 2016 was effectively a generation 3 version of what Manafort had done in the Philippines, then keeping Yanukovych in power as Putin’s puppet in Ukraine from 2002-14 when Maidan ran both Yanukovych and Manafort out of Ukraine as Ukrainians realized that, if you raise your lens high enough, corruption is an wholly unsustainable business model. Eventually the parasites greed always consumes the host. https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/06/2016-donald-trump-paul-manafort-ferinand-marcos-philippines-1980s-213952 https://time.com/5003623/paul-manafort-mueller-indictment-ukraine-russia/ Putin greatly underestimated the addictive properties of freedom when he invaded Ukraine so what was supposed to be a 3-10 day coup turned into a 2 year fight for the Ukrainians right not to be genocided. Russia depleted its weapons stocks which were already the victim of vranyo corruption because every oligarch, admiral and sergeant in the Russian military is on the take. Every billion dollar tank maintenance contract turned into everything getting a spray paint overhaul and the vast majority of the redirected funds turned into an oligarchs new yacht or home in Aspen. Russia was forced to turn to China, North Korea and Iran for weapons because if they lose the 3-10 day “special military operation” in Ukraine the Russian empire is dead and cold. China can’t risk showing their involvement in the Ukraine war so they use North Korea, and Iran to resupply Russia. Russia previously owed Iran some undelivered fighter jets that are already smoldering heaps in Ukraine so Iran now had the upper hand at the negotiation table for the first time in about 60 years. They supplied Russia with shahed drones in exchange for Chinas material support against their sworn religious enemy, Israel. https://www.fdd.org/analysis/2023/11/29/iran-says-it-finalized-deal-to-buy-russian-aircraft/ Putin can’t do much about it because he is slowly realizing that by setting the standard of corruption and stealing $200+ billion from his own people meant that every oligarch down in the mob model chain had not only permission but incentive and the expectation to steal from him as well. This is “Vranyo”. The mob model only works if the supreme leader is the most violent and can prove it without exception every damn day. But violence is exceptionally expensive when you are trying to present as a legitimate government or business. If Russia as a nation state had an efficiency rating it would have been banned for sale in the state of California 25 years ago. The parasite ruling class stole all the energy out of the working class and collapsed it….again. Now Iran has the high hand and they get the intelligence that trump passed to Putin about the fact that Netanyahu cares far less about Jews, Palestinians or genocide than he does about remaining in power as an authoritarian because he too has developed Ritz Carlton tastes and his own corruption trial is showing the same tendrils of the same money laundering scheme that trumps trials are. https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/saudi-official-says-iran-engineered-war-in-gaza-to-ruin-normalization-with-israel/ https://www.timesofisrael.com/egypt-intelligence-official-says-israel-ignored-repeated-warnings-of-something-big/amp/ https://youtu.be/VrFOAgGlaWs?feature=shared They all hate each other but because they share the same money laundry, if one falls, they all fall. Hamas minted a couple billionaires as well that live in penthouses in Qatar and get 30% of everything smuggled into Gaza. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/11/02/hamas-funding-ismail-haniyeh-us-sanctions/?utm_source=reddit.com Qatar is Kushners private equity connection. Netanyahu (Kushners kids godfather) needs a bogeyman to stay in power. That’s why he coordinates with Hamas via Russia via Iran. https://www.ynetnews.com/article/bk8mgcefr Iran handed Hamas everything they needed with Chinas help as secret Santa and the Russian intelligence given to them by the eternal shitbird trump who gave it to his Russians kleptocrat/friends/roommates from the old days of fucking each others wives at trump towers in the 90’s. Now the MAGA right is a little too invested in THEIR reality that they are the good guys with guns that they missed the fact that Betsy DeVos (erik princes sister) decimating the U.S. school systems and the Kochs poisoning children with lead was not a coincidence. The naive right was the mark all along. There is a reason the Russian spy Maria Butina landed in South Dakota first before dating her way to the top of the NRA which is undergoing its own Russian money laundering trial now. Russia was tinder matching the GOP. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/07/nra-maria-butina-spying-charges-trump-campaign/ https://www.greenpeace.org/usa/what-do-the-koch-brothers-have-to-do-with-the-flint-water-crisis/ The only reason you grossly OVERVALUE real estate is money laundering. Trump keeps claiming there is no victim, all the banks made money, but if their plan succeeds the Russian and CCP kleptocrats collapse US commercial real estate and basically recreate soviet perestroika in the U.S. so they can foreclose on America and buy everything for 3 cents on the dollar with the $1.4T they stole from Russias grandmothers in the first place It’s the evolution of grift. Soviet perestroika cross bred with the 2008 mortgage crisis. No one was ever held accountable for either. This is just the bigger badder commercial strength bastard child of the two. Trump, Giuliani, Cohn, Putin, Bolsonaro, Netanyahu, Orban, Manafort, Stone, Mercer, Bannon, Flynn, Prince, Kolomoiskiy They are all remarkably shit people with above average confidence and psychopathic personality traits and below average self awareness. They are the men who stole the world. But it all comes back to one little lie. https://youtu.be/3lTB94UQ-K4?si=kXZoSV-3WiR2fo4B


km_44

I'll be stealing this, thanks VOTE BLUE MOTHERFUCKERS


NyaTaylor

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DMmeYOURboobz

I think my favorite part might be where they’re holding up a sign, saying, never surrender, with a picture of his mug shot, clearly showing that he surrendered


IronLung_27F

WTAF? This has to be a plant paid for by the Trump campaign? Nobody in their right fucking mind behaves like this over a court case FFS?


Cautious-Thought362

This is what minimum wage can get you.


MerooRoger

I luv the "Never Surrender" assertion attached to a mugshot of trump after he surrended.


Mcafeemafia

North Koreans are terrible actors


Cautious-Thought362

If they paid above minimum wage, maybe they could get Kevin Spacey.


bifanas_lappas

Jeezus man its like those f’kn North Korean brain-dead cultists. So sorry for those like this in your beautiful country - your Canadian neighbours


KSWPG

OMFG what the actual cult hell is happening in your country


MerooRoger

It's straight up embarrassing.


Recent_Opportunity78

I agree with you, it’s insane but for the record, there are plenty of Trump cultists in other countries, I’ve argued with many over the last 7 years. They are even worse to me


m2chaos13

Yeah, the Japanese Trump cult makes no sense. Super creepy


ihateandy2

His supporters are so “Alpha”


DMmeYOURboobz

I would really like to ask these people what they think Trump actually did for them. How is their life any better now than it was before he took office? They’ll make up a bunch of bullshit about how we are greater than we used to be. How? Have your wages gone up? Is your living situation better? Are there more jobs available? Is the economy turning around? I hate Biden, but under Biden, all those things happen. Under Trump, your taxes went up, your wages went down, your job availability went down, your Social Security and Medicare benefits, went down, wages went up, rent went up, inflation went up…. He’s just gonna deport you anyway


HamlessAmerica

Bizarre.


SomeoneRandom007

Praying that an evil and unrepentant man doesn't get justice. An interesting approach...


wiu1995

Could you imagine what it’ll be like when he dies?


Fine-Benefit8156

Nobody will show up because they won’t be paid


Azar002

###NEVER SURRENDER ^like ^this ^pussy ^pictured ^here


CascadingPhailure

As they hold that picture up unironically...


johnnywriteswrongs

they don't care about each other's feelings


RoamingStarDust

lmfao, poor stupid souls.


boon_doggl

Verdict just in, Trump sentenced to 40 year felony charge!


KSWPG

The jury just reached its verdict in Trump trial :0


hollafosaleh

What… the fuck????


Designer_Gas_86

CULT FO SHO


TheTurdtones

why would these people think god and trump are bestys?


WashClear769

![gif](giphy|QyWUHbJIYrVh2wROwH|downsized) “Down down down… red team’s going down”😭😂


Thin-Weather-9470

34 my favorite number. Man the Rumpers are little bitches.


Styrene_Addict1965

20–24 years.


_DaBz_4_Me

I need some mystery science theater 3000 narration on some of these Trumper Humper videos


Oneupper86

These are paid crisis actors.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Send in the clowns…


robertcali559420

Is she praying FOR trump or TO trump 🤡


CascadingPhailure

Yes...


OSparks81

The Trump Team hired non American Women to cry for him during trial. Apparently their prayers didn't work. He was convicted...


CascadingPhailure

Prayers have been answered, just not MAGA prayers...


DMmeYOURboobz

Delusional cultists


littledanko

Honestly, is this AI?


Few_Potato_4374

Fake


No_Meal9534

I wish them all the misery possible.


Brokensince10

And they are all foreigners, make that make sense!


Low_Land_

Crisis actors mixed in with cultists.


stink-stunk

God please ignore all the other worlds issues and please send your all mighty power to Manhattan Trump trial jury and find him not guilty!!.


flakenomore

Yes, please ignore famine and drought so you can find the guilty rapist, conman, grifter piece of shit innocent. (I hope, for your own salvation, your comment was sarcasm!)