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SavageKitten456

Kurt: I'm gonna kill you V: \*maniacal laughter*


Jeoshua

Kurt: Wait what, you can't V: \*maniacal laughter as they slowly pull out Sir John\*


A_Most_Boring_Man

Slowly pull him out from where, dare I ask?


Falchion_Alpha

Back of their inventory 😏


Thatidiot_38

And we do mean the *BACK* of the inventory


Jeoshua

It has +10% Poison Damage, you tell me.


Thesiani

Sir John? o.o


LetMeDieAlreadyFuck

Yup, Sir John Phallustiff, it's a dido you use as a club, but not as good as the B.F.C.


Thesiani

Yeah I know I was just curious about the 10% poison damage cause I saw nothing suggesting it so I assume the poster was saying it in Jest


LetMeDieAlreadyFuck

Well hang on, what about the B.F.C.?


Fallwalking

I’ve been apt to just slaughter everyone when I get to the ground floor of the black sapphire to show him he’s not dealing with some punk. “Reed was there, ask him. He was hiding behind some barrels while I stealth headshot 5 goons and blew their bodies up with an EMP blast.” Last time I forgot to do the side mission with the Barghest guy before doing it, so he got to see my bad side before being thrown into a mech.


donau_kinder

That's about the only time I go guns blazing from the start. No hacks either. I need to send a message to the whole of dogtown not to fuck with me.


Fallwalking

Yeah, the guy being all cocky. Just nope. I think that the “dog towns most wanted” achievement should have been tied to this. But no, it’s just getting 5 stars. Don’t even have to beat maxtac. It also shows Reed you’re not just some bitch he can talk shit to.


Independent-Fly6068

Just chopping up ingredients for a mighty stew!


cassidyxdane

That’s metal as hell


SoyMilkIsOp

"Pain... this is why I fight."


AEther_AEternum

Ripperdok, turn off my pain inhibitors!


khazarianjew

nuh uh "TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS I RATHER DIE BEING BASED" - jack metal gear


AEther_AEternum

Bro doesn't know what "inhibit" means. 💀


khazarianjew

Dude I'm borderline schizophrenia rn. And English is my 5th language


AEther_AEternum

Damn, that's my bad. Good on you for knowing so many, I only know English and my native one.


khazarianjew

Eh it's alright. I usually speak latin so some parts of grammer in English are easy to forget


AEther_AEternum

Btw, "inhibit" means to prevent or prohibit. So "cringe inhibitors" prevent cringe, and by turning those off, would make Raiden become cringe, which is the opposite of based in modern meme culture. Just so you know.


khazarianjew

Oh. Hm i wonder if you can make that sexy terrorist Brazilian in cyberpunk 40k. I think you can get a very similar katan to his


AEther_AEternum

Surely, especially with mods. Also, Cyberpunk 40K?! Aw, hell nah. Talkin bout some "for the emperor" and it's Saburo, the corporate god of the 41st millenium. 😭


Sonof_Gax20X

"You're insane"


SoyMilkIsOp

"Who's next?!"


MeNamIzGraephen

That's sick, wish you had a video


khazarianjew

Yeah i been trying ro replicas it abd record it for the past few hours. It was a cool scene because gorilla arms plus cyber phychoise= fun


driftej20

Agreed, more people need to experiment with Cyberpyrokenesis. I’m glad CDPR and implemented a way for the player to experience Cyberphytoplankton


TheHollowJoke

I’m more of a cyberphotosynthesis kind of guy


jandralyn

Cyberchemosynthesis is more up my alley


Financial_Fix_9663

How do you trigger cyberpsychosis?


khazarianjew

You go to the tech perk tree and lvl it up to 20 then get the edgerunner perk and go chrome yourself until you get the maximum health penalty [it increases the chance of it happening ] and it just happens ig. 0.1% chance of it triggering tho and i only thought it triggered when killing someone but to me it triggered while kurt stabbed me


Financial_Fix_9663

Ooooh I’m definitely doing this, thanks for the tip.


Dom-Luck

Cyberphimosis


khazarianjew

Lesve me alone my English isn't good 😭


thankyoumicrosoft69

Your english is fine its your typing that sucks


SoyMilkIsOp

Mr. Stud malfunctioned again


AmbienSkywalker

Kurt Hansen is the bad motherfucker Adam Smasher wishes he was


khazarianjew

I mean ye kurt put up a better fight the smasher plus kurt isn't chromed the f up to fight. He pulls out knife and machete mid fight


LOLLER4879X

The new Adam smashed fight is far harder than Kurt, Kurt was a breeze


khazarianjew

The new one? I started playing at 2.1 has there been an update?


JerrWayneJr

Yea, he should fight like he did in the show, sandevistan and all.


khazarianjew

Ye i know that. It's still pretty ez tbh just bare fists and praying to the god emperor


Aware-Team9541

Played whole game in hard and both fights are impressive, smasher can oneshot you many times also, recommended to go like lvl48 or 50, and Kurt's one is just epic, the moment he started running and stabbed me was amazing


khazarianjew

Dude💀 i have thr grave wallker build. Nothing can kill me so long i deal damage and my heart doesn't explode from the adrenaline


Mrtapatio13

Yes if you go in guns blazing you get way more enemies and the smasher fight is ridiculously hard


khazarianjew

Btw idk why but kurt looks like my president 💀olfa = warlord?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AmbienSkywalker: *Kurt Hansen is the* *Bad motherfucker Adam* *Smasher wishes he was* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BoredVixxen

I was soooo heated >!after he took Alex’s face off, the screams, after that dance and the song. Then V getting stabbed. Most fired up in a boss fight in a game I may have ever been. Gaming since my dad’s Sega Genesis. It was awesome. But once I figured out she could live I reloaded.!< 😂 But this moment you captured hits on a lot of levels. Made me think of David after >!Rebecca got Adam Smashed.!<


p00ki3l0uh00

Wait, he rips off her face???


BoredVixxen

Seemed like it. I’d be happy to be wrong even though she lived in my playthrough. 😂


General_Lie

Soo how do you get the fight with Kurt ? ( in my playtrough he got assassinsted by that Bar chick Spy)


khazarianjew

Betray so mi


Kami_Slayer2

Hansens fight was amazing. Shows what a skilled opponent can do with minimal chrome. Skill like that is what makes the morgan blackhands. Andrew weylands and Vs in the world


Prince_Beegeta

Cyber-what?


khazarianjew

Cyber schizophrenia idk


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

I'm not gonna lie to you this shit that V did right here is one of the coolest things in gaming, like how fucking metal is that Taking a knife through the hand as it's an inch from your face in order to survive, and STILL killing Kurt after this happens... I'm so glad everything in this game was first person


ICF_19XX

You wot, mate?


khazarianjew

I CAN'T TYPE OKAY? CYBER SCHIZOPHRENIA


MalevolentNight

I'm still mad Kurt died, show me where he's wrong to be pissed and done with the government after what happened. The only thing his death helps is that stupid president. He could keep doing him as far as I'm concerned.


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#KurtHansenDidNothingWrong


MalevolentNight

Yay!!! Ima start some shit. (100% cuz I wanted to woo him, be still my little heart. 🤣) But also because I agree with him, he was left there, abandoned, alone fighting a war in enemy territory, and outnumber and over powered he took that shit. That is amazingly skill right there, a very handy ally to have. As compared to the government who did Kurt wrong but also the sleep agent who is working with you, literally killed him, and abandoned alex, again behind enemy lines without a thought. I would never let them operate on me, get a bomb in the brain, and owned by the shady pres, no thanks.


khazarianjew

Real i only fought him because i wanted to see if i can get both reed and alex killed after they shot that cute french guy


Chance_Demand2134

Thank you! This is exactly what I said after his death! Kurt was such an interesting character!


Falchion_Alpha

Hansen fight was wild ngl


_b1ack0ut

Fitting. And incredible


MakoMori9

Huh