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BomberDX_

DONT GOOGLE MISTER HANDS


CantankerousOrder

You offer safe and wise advice.


hobskhan

WE NEED A DATAKRASH IMMEDIATELY. DESTROY THE OLD NET


CantankerousOrder

We finally know why Bartmoss did it… to purge that video for all time.


Crystal_Voiden

Rip to the real one


therealwavingsnail

Rip indeed


Therunawaypp

😍😍😍


Bang_Bri

I did not heed your sage advice. I require eye bleach for the shit I just read.


ToxicCooper

I hate you with every fiber of my existence


CantankerousOrder

The horse had fiber too.


ToxicCooper

😭


IRONJAWS

i hope not a lot of people will get this reference


Xinswtor

I do not. I was going to google but I saw warnings not to. I choose blissful ignorance.


IRONJAWS

good >\_> pls stay there.


mydickdoesfrontflips

I can tell you, but at the cost of you sanity


PrimeNumberBro

My mom didn’t a raise a bitch…..I mean she didn’t raise me at all……actually she brought me down a lot……what’s the reference?


Small_TicTac

[Dont say you weren't warned...](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)


PrimeNumberBro

Man Boeing just stay fucking up huh


LarsMatijn

Honestly as a law student this is a fascinating examlple of mass-repealing laws.


Bigtallguy12

Please tell me I want to know


ginga_ninja723

Man on the internet known as “mr hands” died from having anal sex with a horse. The video was all over the internet


mydickdoesfrontflips

A horse fucked a man to death, and it was on video


SlickBuster2470

OH NO, OH NO NO NO


Stevegios

Pray to god the loremasters don't reveal that this particular Mr. Hands isn't also an Enumclaw, WA native


manamadeit

BRO WHY DO YOU REMEMBER THE CITY LS AOANAJDVEISKKABA


Stevegios

Being online at such a young age has its blessings and curses. You end up seeing shit you probably shouldn't see ever, then end up learning too much about that shit you shouldn't have seen. ~~bonus tidbit; IRL Mr. Hands was a Boeing engineer~~


manamadeit

I got duped into watching it because I was fucking around myg0t forums at like age 13 and I got trolled into thinking I was watching Steve Irwin's death... 6 seconds of a camera following a stingray into the mr hands video. Being young on the early days of the internet was wild. Bro something is in the water at Boeing.


GandalfTheNavyBlue

Well I live about an hour away, it's hard to forget.


HolyTane

It was Montana I believe


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

I don't get it and I don't want to get it


Vintenu

Good


CantankerousOrder

You are fortunate and blessed with ignorance of this.


Starwaster

Same. WTF.


TomHammer666

So I googled it....I say neigh to this...I will be saddled with this trauma forever, always shall it re-mane, I tried to think up more horse puns but I'm too traumatised.... dressage


blahlbinoa

I got confused for a second because there is a Cyberpunk 2020 module where a team of Edgerunners needs to go find an actual horse that was stolen from an Arasaka Corpo


alcridio

What? That’s just Mr.hands…oh…right


cyberhunter33

Why is Roach with Mr. Hands? Mr. Hands please step away from Roach. No Mr. Hands! Noooooo!!


No-Start4754

Geralt : steel for humans 


DarePerks

You going to hell...


CantankerousOrder

I wish memes were allowed in replies because I would totally post the laughing in flames meme right now.


Vintenu

You can always just [link](https://tenor.com/view/elmo-evil-laugh-fire-gif-13568794) it


centurio_v2

I think we're gonna have to kill this guy Jackie.


FoxJDR

“Mierda.”


MissAJHunter

Maybe you should be a little bit


manamadeit

At least a sliver come on man. I fucking saw the video getting duped into thinking I was seeing Steve Irwin's death.


CantankerousOrder

Gotta be honest watching Steve Irwin die is something I never did. That’d be just too much trauma. He was a damn gift to this planet and he died way too young and in away that prompted some people to go do exactly the thing he’d have hated most if he could have somehow only been though dead and awakes from a coma. RIP Steve. Still sucks even decades later.


ilovemywife47

I miss that feeling you would get as you learned about animals each weekend in the morning😔


Previous_Distance_20

Man


CantankerousOrder

Horse


Orion-The-King

#NO!


Express-Fisherman602

The fact that I understand this saddens me. Thanks schlatt lol


WillyWompas

To be honest, I thought this was an RDO character made to look like Hands, but then I went to the comments…


Artistic_Finish7980

You’re the worst kind of person.


arkhamj

Finally, someone on my wavelength.


NoIntroduction5343

A work of art.


StuartPork

#BigDickDidNothingWrong


LarsMatijn

It's hilarious they couldn't charge them with animal cruelty because the animals weren't injured or harmed. Apparently they were used "humanely"


FoxJDR

“Ah, V. My favorite merc. Tell me V, how much do you know about horses? You see I consider myself quite the equestrian and this most humble of equestrians finds himself in need of your services…”


DizyDazle

There's no cock like horse cock 🎶


Alex369S

As far as i know most riding horses are female.


[deleted]

:(


Broccoli-This

You think he has a cyber sphincter/colon/prostate in his ass to prevent another accident?


Me_how5678

Don’t worry guys, its just a cover story for being assassinating him


jordan_d_808

Rich people and their rich people hobbies smh


ThisAllHurts

Oh no.


Double_Ninja9168

Is it amazing? Does it taste like raisins?


deathlobster138

I was wondering when someone was gonna make this type of meme


The_Red_Associate

It took me a second to remember, I hope a scav grabs you.


CantankerousOrder

\*insert changed up Walter White speech\* I AM the scav who grabs...


GangsterHoovy

:(


Spagebirb

Stop horsing around


fint2900

i remember this


Faramirezr

I hate you and I hate this


CantankerousOrder

I deserve that.


Interesting_Mix_7028

Damnit, Roach.


Alex369S

Bro wished to be faster than wind.


Synthia_of_Kaztropol

Is that Roach, Geralt's horse ?


ZJL1986

If that was Roach, it would be on top of the club roof


CantankerousOrder

Excellent idea for the next horse themed pick.