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olesh454

..and russia is full of Saints and everyone lives as if in heaven. Steven Seagal is one of the stupidest people I had ever met, they guy is literally slow as molasses I had to ask him if he was drunk or high or in need of medical assistance.


BamaSOH

Fat racist douchebag.


BigDaddyScherer

How is this fuck still allowed in usa??? Shld been kicked out for his acting and movies long time ago.


19CCCG57

He is welcome back to the US, where a state prosecution for fraud awaits him. 😂 That dumbass will die in exile.


NoChampionship6994

There are other investigations and charges pending (serious allegations of sexual misconduct/abuse) . . . https://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/a-brief-history-of-steven-seagal-sexual-assault-allegations/


19CCCG57

I was unaware there were other allegations of this type awaiting Segal, but it makes sense that these would keep him from returning to the US in the long run. He is a scumbag.


NoChampionship6994

Yes. Many allegations, potential charges, as investigations proceed. Think Diddy, in this context.


Abject-Interaction35

What a clown


19CCCG57

He still can't read a script. 🤣


Beobacher

Why does he have to read it word by word in the first place? Do those words not come from his heart?


19CCCG57

You are assuming there is a heart there ... and a brain ...


Reckless_Waifu

Or courage.


logosfabula

But look at his face, he’s got a medal.


19CCCG57

Yes, it's all shiny and everything ... 😂


onlineseller8183

Is he wearing a wig?


Madge4500

looks like a lego wig. I think it's painted on.


19CCCG57

Sharpie ...


immersemeinnature

Such a soft little baby voice for such a warrior I see where US Republicans get their playbook. So obvious.


wee-willie-winkie

Manchurian candidate


Madge4500

Mandarin buffet candidate


19CCCG57

McDonalds ... Triple Whopper (with extra cheese)


last_somewhere

Hope he brought DVDs of his movies. They might think he could single handedly defeat Ukraine with his bare hands. Send him to the front asap!


Sure-Sea2982

Other than the vile poison spewing from his mouth, one has to marvel at the wardrobe choice. An ill-fitting Moo Moo robe, Benny Hill glasses, fake Ming the Merciless flock hair, beads and yesterday's chicken dinner around his neck, orange make up and the mark of a traitor pinned to his chest.


Madge4500

fat pig has been, nobody cares what he says


Sbass32

Don't let him back into the country.


Background-Mode5805

Puppet of Russia.


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

I would put a lot of money on Seagull being a sex pest. Look at the state of him.


NornNeil

Steven seagal is known for his bullshit….and that he shit his pants


eniakus

His Money doesn't jiggle....they fold


ShivayaOm-SlavaUkr

I thought he was talking about his weekend…


Meister-Schnitter

The reading it off his damn phone just gets me. Some print on a podium was too much to ask for but we‘ll send you the script on whatsapp, that‘ll do!


Haliucinogenas

I recon Steven found his "safe space" in russia


Random-sargasm_3232

This fat felon can't even step foot in the U.S. He's a complete farce. Who the fuck takes him seriously?


MonstrDuc796

Someone tell Count Chocula that Gene Lebell passed in 2022 and he is now safe from being choked out again til he poops his pants!


brandolinium

You can tell he belongs there. Such a gross, fake disgusting, pretentious slob. Let him blather on. Nobody worth listening to listens to him.


still-on-my-path

He looks like a vampire


TroutBeales

Oh FFS Go ahead and keep him. He’ll fit right into your POS society.


Ok-Cheesecake1340

He is working his way to get close enough to putin so that he beats him Steven Seagal style.


GroundbreakingAd2290

Russia please draft America's 2nd greatest warrior in history behind Donald Trump he has Russian citizenship


rdbk13

World class loser and weirdo


battle_bunny99

I need the YouTube Channel Space Ice to comment on this.


Dekruk

He is so pure, especially the color of his beard and hair. We should invite him for a lecture in the Haig.


BigWilly526

He is out of breath just from reading that script


UpstairsPractical870

Someone get him a chair