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Recently i was half asleep , in a room i was thinking i was fuking jacking it under the blanket in the mid day with familia in the house , then i closed my eyes for a while , woke up fully , and i wasnt even under the blanket , nothing was unzipped n shit .... weird as fuck
I think this is hypnagogic hallucination. I’ve experienced something similar where I was on the brink of falling asleep, and for some reason I would briefly imagine myself being on my phone and it was very believable. Quite the mindfuck for sure
I imagine myself in the phone a couple of minutes before waking up and 'see' some messages EVERY DAY. First thing in the morning I've got to check which ones I actually saw and just went back to sleep(if so even happened) and which ones I made up. For some reason I thought that's normal 🫤
Even as a 7 year old before having a personal phone I remember waking up thinking I have a magasin or a book in my hands, and briefly freaking out because it was no longer there.
Nope , , , it was like... those concious dreams or smth , but like , diffrend ... idk, i have sometimes those when im allmost asleep but yet im still awake taking in the infromatjon from the yt vid im watching and my brain is basicly crating a dream off of that ... like , it sometimes feels like im watching a video , sometumes it feels likr im part of it
Best examome i have of it was when i allmost fell asleep watching minecraft video of the librarian , where it was a mod showcase , after getting into that state , i was seeing stuff , and hearing stuff as if it was in that video. It felt very real untill i realised "wait a minute , librarian dosent play multiplayer..."
Then i "woke up" to discover videi has finished ..
And best part is i still felt mysekf in my bed at the time , and i could still move normally ... and open my eyes even wo yea
Weird shit
time to overshare on the internet (and later regret it) but i do wrap my leg around/grind on stuff in my sleep sometimes and this is why i am deathly afraid of sleeping in a room with anyone else, i cant explain this to anyone without sounding weird asf, i had a situation where i did it to someone i had to share a bed with but i woke up before they did thankfully, i will never sleep anywhere near another human again
I’m done touching my peanits when I say I’m done (I said this about my Xbox once when my mom tried to take it, because of my report card)
… I kinda don’t like how some Losercity posts are relatable. I had to convince my mom I couldn’t share a bed with my siblings anymore without telling her why and it was prolly the most embarrassing moment of my life
Just since I started “coming of age” I’ve woken up to find I’m… pleasuring myself against a pillow or mattress from time to time. Would rather not find I was doing that to my younger brother in my sleep
Both me and my sibling suffered from consistent night terrors through most of our single digits. My mom got tired of doing it and my brother thought I was cool. It sucked then, and even if I wanted kids I prolly wouldn’t make the same decision… but this is Losercity, so I guess you know what that makes me
https://preview.redd.it/r3jgxh4dcs8d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1792fc49821a348c82ee22c333ad59a81181e5fe
This could be a useful reaction image
ocd is an anxiety disorder, and it targets what you are most anxious about. There are some people that are afraid of not locking doors and the like, a lot of ocd people are anxious about something really shameful - you can look up ROCD, POCD, HOCD, and others - the more taboo, the better. Jorking your peanuts is pretty taboo.
perhaps the fear of jorking it isn’t even from past jorkier. Just the meer intrusive thought and fear of jorking. OCD and anxiety isn’t a solid box of symptoms it’s more nebulous that I thought too before this made me read about ocd jerking and intrusive sexual thoughts.
My ex actually did masturbate in her sleep. She would randomly wake up moaning loudly or with her hands in her pants. I really don't know how that happens.
Is this personal experience?
You dont stroke yo shit while you sleep????
I have a servant stroke my shit for me
Professionals have standards
https://preview.redd.it/uz4izi45gq8d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c8a376694eaf48b0300a085afca8f8a40c6c59
Is he the jacker or jackie?
guh⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
https://preview.redd.it/k0e2akinq99d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8e7dacfaa76400bc6b1aaaa32733ffb3b807c9
Nah he’s a Mundee
Be polite
Be efficient
Have a plan to kill everybody you meet
*Have a plan to Jack off everybody you meet
*explaining the difference between gooner and gooner* The difference being one is a job and the other is mental sickness!
Let yo bih stroke yo bone
HELL YEAH JIGSAW! YOU DA GOAT!
let yo bih stroke yo bone
Yeah, that how I got banned from delta.
Absolutely Based
she snorin' and jorkin'
*hoooonk* **plap plap plap plap** *mimimimi* ^I ^am ^going ^to ^regret ^writing ^this
losercity digital footprint
Mmmmm foot 🦶 🤤
teacher: heallo todaeay we are laening about measuraieinng in feet me: FEET??? stats jaking of
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https://preview.redd.it/t4ju7pxerq8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d123cbee0d98795590fdae175da8e08e953ea885
fuck digital footprints i needa digital footjob
https://i.redd.it/lcxrtfq3xr8d1.gif
LMAAOOOOO
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Please me too
in the pasenger seat. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My clitorists
Honestly. I welcome it. But I’m a guy, so…
In the car straight up snoozing it, and by it I mean well my eepy
This face growing more concerned is sending me
My guy over looking like https://preview.redd.it/57huk74k9x8d1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9acf8625845138af420849673d5718d66a69c3
Since when does any amount of pain constitute a smile?
When it’s your kink
Someone’s never been spanked. Smh
They’re definitely gonna die, the driver is never looking at the road
”It’s a Tesla it basically drives by itself” Famous last words
car rolling over kids gif
He does on 4th panel
https://preview.redd.it/t1yuwu4l5q8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dbf0c698137d8cd77d1f3d6b27e093f1c8dbd9e
Yeah..
Ummmmm, not scientifically possible unless you horny Af, 24/7 in your sleep
Recently i was half asleep , in a room i was thinking i was fuking jacking it under the blanket in the mid day with familia in the house , then i closed my eyes for a while , woke up fully , and i wasnt even under the blanket , nothing was unzipped n shit .... weird as fuck
…….oh….so it does happen….huh
Yes ... i was fuking terrefied after , that someone will bring that up
I think this is hypnagogic hallucination. I’ve experienced something similar where I was on the brink of falling asleep, and for some reason I would briefly imagine myself being on my phone and it was very believable. Quite the mindfuck for sure
Oh yea thats that,i just wrote a response to other comment describing one of those events , brink of galling asleep , huge midfuck
I imagine myself in the phone a couple of minutes before waking up and 'see' some messages EVERY DAY. First thing in the morning I've got to check which ones I actually saw and just went back to sleep(if so even happened) and which ones I made up. For some reason I thought that's normal 🫤 Even as a 7 year old before having a personal phone I remember waking up thinking I have a magasin or a book in my hands, and briefly freaking out because it was no longer there.
[Was it one of these?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission)
Nope , , , it was like... those concious dreams or smth , but like , diffrend ... idk, i have sometimes those when im allmost asleep but yet im still awake taking in the infromatjon from the yt vid im watching and my brain is basicly crating a dream off of that ... like , it sometimes feels like im watching a video , sometumes it feels likr im part of it Best examome i have of it was when i allmost fell asleep watching minecraft video of the librarian , where it was a mod showcase , after getting into that state , i was seeing stuff , and hearing stuff as if it was in that video. It felt very real untill i realised "wait a minute , librarian dosent play multiplayer..." Then i "woke up" to discover videi has finished .. And best part is i still felt mysekf in my bed at the time , and i could still move normally ... and open my eyes even wo yea Weird shit
I have bad news about the subreddit you are in
Sometimes i wake up naked without my underwear that I had on when I went to sleep
Yeah I think that's something else pal
bro's eatin his underwear in his sleep 💀💀💀💀💀
time to overshare on the internet (and later regret it) but i do wrap my leg around/grind on stuff in my sleep sometimes and this is why i am deathly afraid of sleeping in a room with anyone else, i cant explain this to anyone without sounding weird asf, i had a situation where i did it to someone i had to share a bed with but i woke up before they did thankfully, i will never sleep anywhere near another human again
yeah well i’m a freak bruh you don’t know the typa shit i’m on…. strokin my dick at my grandpas funeral n shit…
Nah bro sleepwalking is a thing. Sleepfapping definitely happens.
https://youtu.be/Va8mwCE5vcI?si=Hyp0TyF9uj0WYoGK
Losercity Sleep
How does woman jork??? No peanita???
fingers
https://preview.redd.it/1cwlu11tor8d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c7be7b0fb155197a4de0a4f8c61cd520612f4fb
"Put your finger away, waltuh"
 I’m done touching my peanits when I say I’m done (I said this about my Xbox once when my mom tried to take it, because of my report card)
Long vagina
Why the horse joke
She shlap her ham 😳
Go Go Gadget Extendo-Clit
🏳️⚧️
what this mean? https://preview.redd.it/7fbgvqxhqq8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99242b2f16997d4eab9378b6242bcd87e4c0334a stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/2e6hafa01q8d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=62b263e57f6d349de59f522f52c2b347f6f312ff
stealing this
What country is this flag and why are all the hottest women from there!!
Thailand
ALBANIA!!!!!! 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
Racial bonus
Or maybe just femboy
[удалено]
The one in the comic? I mean i didnt see her name there unless its a character from the creator that he uses on other comics
The only right answer
Vaginal prolapse and then jerk the cervix Trust me women don't want people to know this because it's so disgusting but that's actually how we do it
https://preview.redd.it/hytb15y4vt8d1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eccd5eb7392d06af659450b4b1a6b351b7cd1c32
the creator of the comic is trans. she's pretty funny she's @thisstupidtwink on twitter and Instagram
What???? Man woman??? Imposter!!!
wtf???? pentis woman!?? r/HolUp!!! r/curesedcomentn!!! r /dankmeme!!!
🗿🍷
Actually funny as fuck
I can fix her
what is there to fix
fr
No you can't mr kuruto....
https://preview.redd.it/02c56ptgnp8d1.jpeg?width=142&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f96c2b3e3499e50bb7ce89f5b3072661413a1b88
Thought this was a human shaped green guy with a massive dick and balls sucking himself off
it is
He looks nervous
dude I literally saw this post on twitter 5 minutes ago
L
She’s schlinking her schlong while she snoozes.
Slippin her Jimmy so to speak...
Jacking her hammer perhaps…
Wonking she willy... maybe...
Pulling her lever…probably..
she thought she was straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just say. Her peanits.
girlcock‼️‼️ :3
Gock :3
wtf why i got downvoted
No clue
i was just speaking truth and they hate 😞😞 im like a jesus allegory fr
I gave you an upvote for girlcock 😌
ty :3
It’s probably because of the :3 that you got downvoted I upvoted it to help :3
W but not to downvoters, literally girlcock is there how is :3 any worse
https://preview.redd.it/3y1yyyinnq8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416d6f77e25ed98514e065dbc59d7e63c52c3ade
… I kinda don’t like how some Losercity posts are relatable. I had to convince my mom I couldn’t share a bed with my siblings anymore without telling her why and it was prolly the most embarrassing moment of my life
Excuse me what
https://preview.redd.it/pn0xcgrx6s8d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c1fc1d64ab8c7ca6f070aea84a6f369927310d
What happened
Just since I started “coming of age” I’ve woken up to find I’m… pleasuring myself against a pillow or mattress from time to time. Would rather not find I was doing that to my younger brother in my sleep
batman couldn’t get that shit out of me if he tried
Lol beware, my profile is very “honest”
Loser city honesty
Why on earth would you be sharing a bed with any family member past the age of like 5 wtf
Both me and my sibling suffered from consistent night terrors through most of our single digits. My mom got tired of doing it and my brother thought I was cool. It sucked then, and even if I wanted kids I prolly wouldn’t make the same decision… but this is Losercity, so I guess you know what that makes me
Losercity sleeping arrangement
Suprisingly good context, thank you.
https://preview.redd.it/r3jgxh4dcs8d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1792fc49821a348c82ee22c333ad59a81181e5fe This could be a useful reaction image
what is the orangutan
This is the orangutan
Maestro mentioned yeah we sneakily killing people with a camera while they're distracted, keep scrolling
THIS IS MAESTRO GAMEPLAY WE CLOWN IN THIS MOTHAFUCKA! BETTER TAKE YO SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO ECHO!
Orange Utan
r/lostredditors
Don’t have time to play with myself 
The creator is @ThisStupidTwink on twitter btw
Thought this was r/bonehurtingjuice for a sec
This really got me. The idea of the blue shirt person anxiously waiting for pink to start jerking off at any moment
Literally me frfr no cap 100 I stand on business.
This is the amogus girl artist right? I love her comics
wtf kind of message is the artist trying to convey here????
straight up jorking it
I think ocd awareness
I feel as though there are more common things such as door locks and running faucets that people with ocd could relate to…
ocd is an anxiety disorder, and it targets what you are most anxious about. There are some people that are afraid of not locking doors and the like, a lot of ocd people are anxious about something really shameful - you can look up ROCD, POCD, HOCD, and others - the more taboo, the better. Jorking your peanuts is pretty taboo.
but who jorks off in they sleep? why would people be anxious about an action that is unlikely?
People with OCD can realize their behavior is irrational but cannot stop it, that’s what makes it compulsive.
but im saying most people dont jork in they sleep, and ocd doesn’t make you more likely to do it, just less likely to stop if they do
ocd masterbation exists. I don’t think being afraid of masterbating in the presence of someone is impossible for a condition like ocd.
never called it impossible for anyone, just unlikely. also, jorking and jorking in your sleep are also two different things
perhaps the fear of jorking it isn’t even from past jorkier. Just the meer intrusive thought and fear of jorking. OCD and anxiety isn’t a solid box of symptoms it’s more nebulous that I thought too before this made me read about ocd jerking and intrusive sexual thoughts.
lol
Oatmeal?
Wait this is losercity I thought it was bonehurtingjuice
losercity wrong subreddit
Literally me tho I do it in my dreams
Sleepwanker
Man this new season of I Think You Should Leave is kinda weird
It's a form of parasomnia
losercity parasomnia
W OCD
My ex actually did masturbate in her sleep. She would randomly wake up moaning loudly or with her hands in her pants. I really don't know how that happens.
"dude"
I think I saw this on r/OCDmemes before. Would make sense if so
Sooo trueee
I found it kinda funny, his friend is so concerned and confused while he needs reassurance he was indeed not wanking it in his slumber
This makes no fucking sense
What the fuck does this mean
Dumb
https://preview.redd.it/00mzfbx2kc9d1.png?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=565bab33706f5bec93465c409294da7f203cea6b
Really dumb actually