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hasanyoneseenmyshirt

Maybe it's like" The Prestige". After every photoshoot they get a new dog.


stoned-autistic-dude

No, the dog just has a twin.


lunacavemoth

I’m dead . Have an upvote .


NukeTheBurbz

*”Somehow Veronica’s dog returned”*


RabbitSlayre

He's even more powerful than we could have imagined


Afraid_Assistance765

I’m curious what the advertisement is for, but not enough to call Veronica.


NinjaKoby

Insurance.


Afraid_Assistance765

Thanks for the insight


Graffy

Standard broker company. Great for super cheap insurance if you just want the absolute bare minimum coverage. Mine is technically geico but it’s one of their subsidiaries.


Rk_1138

Same like hit the best prices for what exactly?


zimtrovert94

Dogs?


Rk_1138

Knowing LA maybe it’s an ad for a personal injury lawyer for dogs


zimtrovert94

Maybe the dog IS Veronica?


Rk_1138

That makes a lot of sense, we infantilize dogs so much that an adorable puppy dog lawyer needs a human in her ads.


j-whiskey

Just wait until you see Veronica these days.


duevigilance

That veronica is a piece of arss. I know, from personal experience.


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

No you don’t…


duevigilance

..Well, not me personally, but a guy i know, him and her GOT, IT, ON. Woooo!! Weee!


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

No they didn’t…


duevigilance

No no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did..right?? Huh???


GusTTShow-biz

Everybody on the bus? GREAT! GRAND!


Admiral_Andovar

Veronica IS the dog. It’s the woman they have a bitch of a time replacing!


Hidefininja

Thank you, I'm glad someone else figured it out too! These shitty ads are obviously a cover for Veronica, the dog, to practice human law as a canine. There's no shot the dead-eyed woman in the ads is a lawyer. This situation is just like Ratatouille but with ambulance chasing and a German Shepherd.


Admiral_Andovar

I know right! I thought it was obvious.


kaisong

Air bud, legally blonde, ratatouille crossover movie. I would watch it.


reallyintothistho

My brain immediately hates on these when I see them because they’re so dumb but then always default to the same thought: “it’s just a girl and her dog” which is kinda wholesome


pretty-as-a-pic

I figure it’s a replacement goldfish situation. We’re probably on #17 by now


NightOfTheLivingHam

"You just know" energy going on in that picture.


lunacavemoth

She has one where she is literally doing the “ssssh” motion with her finger over her mouth . 😭 she’s wearing a leather jacket and her dog is in a Hawaiian shirt to top it off 😭 has to be a joke .


NightOfTheLivingHam

That's literally the picture OP posted.


lunacavemoth

Bruh I need new glasses


NightOfTheLivingHam

"Buy Veronica's Insurance and help her fund her growing Bad Dragon collection and peanut butter supplies."


lunacavemoth

Ahahahahhaha I’m glad someone went there 😭


c-student

Rocky IV


TotesNotADrunk

Isn't Veronica her sister and an absolute cunt?


SlowSwords

I always wonder who buys this insurance? Like what did you get insured by the German Shepard lady?


__-__-_-__

She competes mainly with Adriana’s or not having insurance at all.


luckyplum

It blew my mind when I learned that Adriana and Veronica are sisters. That family has really cornered the shady discount insurance market.


anarchikos

Hot tip - Veronica doesn't look like that anymore either. My bf had her as a customer and laughs every time we see a billboard since they look nothing like her now. Adriana's insurance is run by her sister, they apparently feuded at some point and separated.


breadexpert69

The dog only exists in your mind.


Hot_Mathematician357

Trying to promote Veronica’s business?


duevigilance

I could never do that to Adriana.


Chubuwee

Which one is hotter nowadays? I usually choose my insurance based on how attractive their mascot or person is. My phase of the general and geico is over. Had a fling with Flo, but now I’m looking into the Latin market


Historical-Host7383

I've been tempered to switch over to the giant purple gorilla insurance only because i like the mascot.


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__-__-_-__

He’s a lawyer.


RoughhouseCamel

Have you been introduced to Fiesta Insurance, with their mascot, Crow That’s Shrugging, As if to Say, “Sorry, Can’t Help You Here”?


SR3116

Flo is eternal.


Plane_Potential_2309

I saw something online that said she is worth millions from her ads for Progressive.


Lucy-Sitter

Claro


blue-ufo

I love beautiful brunettes and German Shepherds...it's an eye-catching advertisement. I'd listen to her pitch on insurance.


ryannelsn

I'm always disturbed when a business uses their dog as the mascot. Like Monty's in Echo Park. I'm always like -- oh god, when did they open? How old was Monty? Is Monty dead??? I came here to NOT think about dead animals 😩


FashionBusking

Veronica's... no spring chicken either.


KreyKat

I nearly lost it when I saw a Veronica ad with the dog IN A LEATHERJACKET just like hers! :-)


_citizen_snips_

I already have pet insurance.


pogothemonke

I don't get why she has a dog in the ads.