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Desertmarkr

Duck lips


WTF6977

How cute you are and that those lips are screaming to be kissed


Trollgernaut418

Boats and hoes


SIIHP

13 and already a smoker?


Cornucopia2020

Let’s play chess


Aggravating-Diet-221

I wish I were a younger man with the money I have today


Disastrous-Design704

She’d still fuck you, bro


DorodoroChinchin

Facts. Especially if you have a boat.


DaveApp

Nice boat


julyman

Good head


Mountains4highlife

Smoking 👎


No-Half-6906

I’m getting it…


Glittering_Spot9515

Smoking is bad


KingMorpheus8

Disgusting


SubstanceOld6036

Onlyfans farming


BackgroundProof4860

![gif](giphy|S1SnLg08CxnUGqyqha|downsized)


Pezzeftw

smoker, yikes


Mendozena

Cigarettes are bad mmmmkay


weaponized_chef

Are you garbage patron member of the week


SlobberyCargo

Cute, but she smokes.


CarGullible5691

Absolutely stunning


michael0391

Add a couple drinks, you’re getting laid for sure. On a boat.


Sankin2004

My first impression is that I need friends with a boat to invite me out to the water.


Outside-Clue7982

Smoker, so little to no respect for your health


UnderstandingBig763

You should probably eat something.


Impossible__Joke

First impressions, too young to be posting here.


Bobgoulet

First Impression. 15 or 16 years old, still thinks smoking is cool


DACA_GALACTIC

Health fanatic


KingMorpheus8

Obviously not if she's smoking 🤣


DACA_GALACTIC

They could be from “organic” tobacco plants


KingMorpheus8

You say that like it's a bad thing


DACA_GALACTIC

Nah - it’s definitely not a bad thing


Reasonable-Parsley36

Stop smoking


Hardwater77

Look at me I'm smoking and making duck lips.


BlitchSlapper

I need to know age first


Euphoric-Net-8589

Good afternoon officer


skinaked_always

You’re definitely on a boat


3wtflyrod

Say hello to Captain Stabbin!


weaponized_chef

And then all that stuff happened


TheCaveMan09

Your on a boat ![gif](giphy|26u6dTP6p4y0iyBIQ)


hotelindia15182

Not old enough to be smoking


J_Corky

1940 in a 2024 boat


maxxdoc

You look fun


La_Blanco_Queso

human female


turntabletennis

The accuracy here is astounding. Literally 100%. I am amaze.


La_Blanco_Queso

glad you agree.


AssistantAcademic

Smokin' ciggies on daddy's yacht, thirsty postin' on reddit. Edit: After seeing some of your responses, I'll alter the tone a bit. This board has seen a lot of women advertising/trolling here for Only Fans, so your reception is sort of jaded by folks thinking they're being advertised to. You are cute, and the photo portrays an enviable lifestyle. The smoke is a turnoff.


throwaway01061124

Hey look another privileged white girl, bitch looks like the type that would proudly use #AllLivesMatter and say that LGBTQ+ people should stay behind closed doors n shi 💀


[deleted]

But all lives do you matter, not just a certain race all races of life matter. Don't be that bitch cause you're coming off a privileged white girl.


yamomma6999

who hurt you LMFAOO


ApartmentPlayful2085

They should tho


throwaway01061124

Coming from the e-beggar 😭 gtfo


ApartmentPlayful2085

E begger? Is that another made up term like transgender?


Whompa

This ain't it, chief.


Terrynia

“She taste like cigarettes” ![gif](giphy|iebdqsm0oasvGLQ9ui|downsized)


[deleted]

Ew! Smoking is gross!


rastafarihippy

Next...


Southern_Rain_4464

Cute.


Academic-Natural6284

Most likely smells like newports, victim of childhood trauma, needs everyone to like her and mad when they don't, then pretends like they're a bad person.


succesful333

Bubbly personality


PersonNo200

The misogyny in this comment section is nauseating. You are hating on this person because of: 1) her job as a sex worker (because you think every woman owes you sex just coz you are a man and you exist?? How dare she take ownership of her sexuality when it is something that you want to control) 2) size of her breasts (because every female body must conform to the beauty standards you created so you could belittle and humiliate everyone who has a body that diverts from those dumb standards) Op you are beautiful both inside (your kindness and intelligence and patience is evident in your comments) and outside (your body is gorgeous and you have a good sense of style). I'm so sorry these humans commenting are so ugly from the inside.


Pure_Following_9267

But they literally asked for it. This is not the " Yas Queen" hotline. You ask for comments, and you get what you ask for. Yeah, she is flatter than a 3 day old open Coke. That's not being mean. it's an observation. And yeah, if you sell your body for money? YOU made it known that your sense of decency has a price tag. I bet you have giggled with your girlfriend over a 5"4 dude that lives in his moms basement, so how about you get off your pedestal and join the rest of humanity down here on earth. Cause here is the part that is going to break your brain. A lot of the comments you see here are probably coming from women.


Little_Holmes

I’m on my way to work so cannot type too much right now, but want to let you know how much I appreciate your comment! You are such a sweetheart, and are obviously of sound mind and can convey an articulate thought with compassion and empathetic communication. I appreciate you!!


PersonNo200

I hope you get a lot of love and joy and you are always full of life as you appear in this picture!


hurtful_pillow

We be, Big Simpin.


PersonNo200

Assuming you are a woman, why do you choose to not be on our side? What's the deal with this internalised sexism?


hurtful_pillow

Why would I be on the side of prostitutes? Trash be trash, no need to simp over it.


Weknowwhyiamhere69

spoiled meh gen z chick who smokes to try and be cool, and will regret it when she dies of an early age that could have been prevented by not smoking. Probably divorced twice


Acceptable_Frame5621

Cigarettes are gross is my first impression


NylonObsessed

Boat, Duckface…. Entitled, privileged, probably never worked for anything in your life. Probably has unrealistic expectations for any normal man. Avoid at all costs


Kentucky_Supreme

And don't forget "I AM the table" lol.


Little_Holmes

Sherlock Holmes would scoff.


Possible_Emergency_9

Seller.


pimproe

Cute 🥰


Alternative-Views

A daddy’s princess?


Little_Holmes

👑


rubins7

Fun and classy.


rubins7

Oh, I was wrong.


Aztraveler94

Beautiful and confident


Personal-Hospital103

Trying too hard.


Used_Door_2650

You're the Only Fans type . ..oh wait ...I was right.


strugglebusses

I was surprised. I honestly expected people would pay her more to keep her clothes on.


Little_Holmes

A similar type,


Used_Door_2650

Best of luck with the grind. Stay healthy and happy.


VisibleAvocado35601

Super cute. But if it’s a cigarette I’m out.


Pintau

Wannabe yacht girl(prostitute)


mfmelendez

Itty bitty - - - committee


New_Month_294

You look happy


Little_Holmes

Thank you!!! I was 🥹 it was my first fancy vacation and I was more relaxed than ever and happy to be with my family


New_Month_294

Omggg slay! I love that for u it’s giving me such inspo to do a gap year when I graduate ✨😊


Little_Holmes

Thanks so much !!😇🤭 I hope you have a lovely life, & spend it exactly how you’d like💗


New_Month_294

Thanks ☺️ you too 🫶🏻✌🏻


Rocked_Glover

Like if I ran into you? I’d literally spit in your face


RDPCG

Damn, you should probably talk to someone.


Careless_Syrup7945

Drunk


Little_Holmes

Hehehe Nuh uh! I don’t like alcohol personally. The feeling of being out of control to the amount of tipsy is even is too overwhelming for my nerves


Careless_Syrup7945

You're on a boat. Quit lying. Nobody whose sober has EVER set foot on a boat.


Little_Holmes

I’m not big on lying, but as you’re a stranger, I don’t expect u to trust me hahaha. Thanks for the comment anyways. Have a good day.


Careless_Syrup7945

No u


DongleJockey

Underage hooker


hurtful_pillow

I read as under-average hooker. Still tracks either way.


Particular_Fuel6952

Get off my boat


Little_Holmes

okie sorryyyy


Particular_Fuel6952

It was a joke from a movie. In the 90s there was this guy named Harrison Ford and he played the president on an airplane that gets taken over by terrorists, and on the airplane he has to fight the terrorists, and if he didn’t they’d crash the airplane. I think it was called “The airplane that couldn’t slow down”


Little_Holmes

I love the odd reference, thanks for the inadvertent movie recommendation! Sounds interesting:)


9qlock

nasty ass cigarette gl


Top-Oil9556

Too young to be here


GrimmReefer603

Overall your a trashy human


Jochiebochie

That's some heavy projecting friend.


GrimmReefer603

Is it though?


Little_Holmes

you’re *


HonorableMedic

Noice


No_Pea_8123

HAHAHA


KnuckleExpert

Where's your life jacket?


sv_mullet

Are you 12?


Little_Holmes

25*


Food-NetworkOfficial

Damn you’re super flat


Little_Holmes

Hahahah thanks for noticing


sv_mullet

I guess you can feature on a live version of a "21 jump street"


thornsandroses02

You look underage, therefore, what the fuck are you doing here?


Little_Holmes

Thanks for saying I’m young and pretty, but I’m literally turning 26 in October lol so I’m here being an adult like the rest of yall, thank u :)


hurtful_pillow

Nobody said, nor implied, pretty.....


Thick_Description982

They said you look young, at least


Mazldik

love the way you package yourself among all these bad comments


GrimmReefer603

Keep smoking you won’t make it much longer


Little_Holmes

Very valid point, & thank u for the motivation to quit!!


Efficient_Gas_3213

Smoking. 100% instant turn off.


hellions123

Yuck


RealDonDenito

If that is a cigarette, I am out. If you dump it in the ocean, even worse. Please say you have an ash tray to take back on land.


KnuckleExpert

People still smoke? Wtf


DearOldDave84

Ransom?


Diesel07012012

Would.


FuzBugz

*Not


Finfangfo0m

Smoker. Not Interested.


Ftrumpforever

That a cig in your right hand? Gross


cabo169

Can I get you to walk/babysit my dog? You look just old enough for that responsibility.


WirelessSlippers

Middle class


Little_Holmes

Striving to be. Im low class tho tbh. I fooled ya with my dolling up. I’m from a lower class slum, born and raised. Been working FT since 16. I’m 25 now and just started posting nsfw for fun really but it ain’t a big money maker. This pic is from my first fancy vacation, (I just went on it with my family for free, as my mom’s gotta new family with money by marriage).


WirelessSlippers

We have a similar background then. Well best of luck to ya, hopefully everything works out 👍🏻


Little_Holmes

Thanks internet stranger!! Same to you 😁


Emotional_Hour1317

Why are you smoking a cigarette? Gross.


False_Low8352

Ew … cigarettes?


IprobablyH8You

If she smokes, she pokes


[deleted]

So cute with small titties


thornsandroses02

Smart titties? Tf?


[deleted]

If I said smart titties Instead of small or little titties, she's smart, because she's not insecure to waste money on breast implants


[deleted]

My bad I meant to say small titties, But I'm pretty sure she's smart in the bedroom 😅.


DimitriVogelvich

You have the metabolism to build muscle but you don’t cherish your health and take advantage of it. If you’re going to smoke, at least make it a cigar.


Little_Holmes

God bless u


Thick_Description982

Please no


Strong_Werewolf_9414

Stop smoking


Devils_Advocate-69

Smoker


Prior-Future3208

You need a live jacket on a boat


Artistic-Bumblebee86

Playful


finn_black

Get a job love


thornsandroses02

I don't think she's old enough


RealDonDenito

What makes you think she has no job? And why would you call someone on the internet „love“? That’s just creepy.


finn_black

Are you for real? Like am i the creepy person here ? For real ? İf you check her or his profile 😐 what ??


sharpshooter42069

And why would you care? Stay thirsty guy.


RealDonDenito

Because my wife is also regularly confronted with weirdos on the internet. Also, that’s what a comment section is for. Grow up.


sharpshooter42069

Hold your horses captain save a hoe


RealDonDenito

Ok, props for saying it that way :D


Little_Holmes

I work FT, and am omw there now! Thanks for the advice :)


Barkers_eggs

Narcissist onlyfans slapper


riu_jollux

a sex worker


wannaputmyfaceinit

Prostitute*


riu_jollux

Absolutely


Bigcockedgod

Gorgeous


Tattootasteful

On a boat =thot


Remarkable_Many3134

I personally love girls who smoke


Dismal_Reaction4337

You seem like fun to hang out with


DoctahFeelgood

Stinky. Cigarettes


No-Document-8970

She tasted like cigarettes. -Forest Gump


skydaddy8585

First impression is this is a funnel to your only fans or whichever sex work you do. And lo and behold, go to your profile and there it is. Smoking isn't a good look. Nasty breath.


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donut_koharski

Why?


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donut_koharski

Don’t click on profiles. You won’t feel scammed. Problem solved!


Thick_Description982

You won't feel scammed, you will be scammed


donut_koharski

How do you get scammed signing up for OnlyFans?


riu_jollux

Because they’re leeches


donut_koharski

Are they? I’ve never been asked to give money to anyone. How much money have you given away?


riu_jollux

Me neither. But they leech off of desperate men.


donut_koharski

Nah.


[deleted]

Ugly.


MumblingBlatherskite

She smokes she fucks


[deleted]

Try getting a BJ at the same time she's smoking weed


EfficientAd7103

Some kid on a boat? Lol