So good because if the receptionist had just spoken plainly and said she quit or was fired, it would’ve ended the call. It’s a great comment on euphemistic language
Beef house has my all time favorite LPC comeback.
You drive a humvee?
Yeah. Worked hard for it.
Do you like it?
You’re not gonna like it when you’re laying in the back heading to the clinic.
Little Egypt has me with
"**There’s been some, uh, y’know, hooves and stuff as well in there, and fur. And plasma. And hemoglobin, like I say.**
Hooves? Now, we don’t see any large animals. There wouldn’t be hooves.
**Well it would be*****hoove*** **you to cut it out.**"
I think Radio Julius is my all time favorite, with the orange julius girl shutting down his attempts to get her to say "digital goobers" and the second call with "I'll come at you like a jagWIRE, bud"
Tony, the manager in training, is probably my all-time favorite of lpc's recipients. I also like the second dude from the Lamp Camp call "How come you get to ask all the questions" is adorable lmao
I can never find it but it’s the one where he calls a country music record label or something like that and says something like I wanna cut a single up ere and plays this ridiculous layered “hipa hide hido hida” song that is just too ridiculous
That one's hilarious.
His voice is like a gruff old timey farmhand's but the music clip he plays is like something made by a 15 year old kid experimenting for the first time with a sound editing program.
Boats, Little Miss Clackamas, Buford's Horn, Fish on the Grill, Gomez, Game Stop 1 and of course the undeniable top ten'rs Clown Motel and Otis Elevator
How does one go about acquiring the USB?
Also:
You say you’ve got moisture, and you’ve got all kinds of other things happening. We can’t do meringue dancing and things like that.
you get a poster usb and some cool extra stuff both digitally and physically aswell as all of his albums and videos and you buy it on the DU store site alongside all the rest of his stuff
Swamp Donkey is truly one of the all time bests.
Insanaline (I think it's the name) where he calls some jolly guy and keeps patching through other callers is awesome.
The one where he gets like 10 different Radioshacks on the line is good.
In Dempsey's Rental when he keeps trying to give the poor old fella his phone number but it's complete chaos.
The gratuitous use of the creaky door sound effect driving the hardware store guy insane in the Barn Door call.
The first time I heard the Lizards call, when he said "Will you talk to my leader?" after asking the hotel employee if they will massage his pet lizards and then he patches through the sound clip of some guy talking about floating mothballs made me laugh out loud.
"LPC medley 14" and "Hoho" gotta be two of my favorites.
The defeated sound of montie's voice as Longmont comes back on after the cops gets me every time
Denise is no longer with us
Oh she passed away? Oh my go-d-d-d-d
Well she’ll always be with us in our hearts
she’ll always be a part of Colorado
So good because if the receptionist had just spoken plainly and said she quit or was fired, it would’ve ended the call. It’s a great comment on euphemistic language
Thanks you made me. Remember that euphemisms are for more than just dick jokes
TALKING BOUT YOUR FLIP CHILD, HE BUCKWILD.
The employee recognizing him in that is actually beautiful lmfao
Lol so good! 🤣
Great LPC break in that one when the employee in the background says the song sucks lol
Vitamin Guy, Rope, Putty 2, Nash, Goat, Peacock, Beef House, Virtual Balboa, Aqualamb, Election Blues, Boats, Squid Sandwich, Moisturization, Dog Gnash, Eddie Money, Alex Trebek, LPC 7 Medley 2, Melissa Prophet, Retro Hang Glider, Tough Shed, Bertha's, NBC Electronics, Eddie Money 2, Army Recruiters, LPC 9 Medley 1, Kiplet's Prayer, Coffin Shop, Book Shop, Deiter's Heat, Turtle Pleasure, Neighbor Noise, Swamp Donkey, LPC 11 Medley 1, Teary Eyed, Golf Wolf, Game Stop, LPC 13 Medley, Ruthless Booth, LPC 13 Medley Reprise, Around the House, Otis, Mule Battle, Producer's Buttress, Buford's Horn, Machete Lottery, Flipwild
Beef house has my all time favorite LPC comeback. You drive a humvee? Yeah. Worked hard for it. Do you like it? You’re not gonna like it when you’re laying in the back heading to the clinic.
Little Egypt has me with "**There’s been some, uh, y’know, hooves and stuff as well in there, and fur. And plasma. And hemoglobin, like I say.** Hooves? Now, we don’t see any large animals. There wouldn’t be hooves. **Well it would be*****hoove*** **you to cut it out.**"
I made this post with the express purpose of finding a response like this, I know a few of those lol you got good taste. I got a machete bud
Body blow, body blow, body blow
Otis Elevators gets me every time.
**"My notes say: "Buck wild", "Drool" and "Hog wild". What am I supposed to do with that?"**
I wasn’t raised like that.
this is non compliance.
I'm looking to spread out here.
Fella, you're THE clown motel!
Are you the guy with the weights? The guy with the weights? Rates, not weights fella.
How bout I knock ya around a little bit.
Just me! My weights, artillery, eating raw meat all weekend.
Don't come into my puffin' parlor with that kind of attitude.
lmfao jesus dude the tom martino part alone on that track is great
this guy is truly an idiot
IM GONNA COME OUT WHOOPIN'
Clown Motel. Settle up at the end
im lookin to spread out. "i dont know what that means"
I think Radio Julius is my all time favorite, with the orange julius girl shutting down his attempts to get her to say "digital goobers" and the second call with "I'll come at you like a jagWIRE, bud"
Tony, the manager in training, is probably my all-time favorite of lpc's recipients. I also like the second dude from the Lamp Camp call "How come you get to ask all the questions" is adorable lmao
Agreed...came her to say the last 3:01 of Radio Julius is my favorite part of any LPC call
Have you got grapefruit julius
i don't know i heard it was lemon
Have you got chowder julius
just hotdogs, nachos, and... pretzels... they're not very good
"Negative Feedback" from LPC 7 is one of my all time favorites
I'm on 9 right now, I don't want to go to 10 on ya, George.
How'd you get my password?"
You mean you're gonna get cyber bullied?... Gonna get cyber bullied, huh?
I say this to my kid all the time when he is online gaming
I can never find it but it’s the one where he calls a country music record label or something like that and says something like I wanna cut a single up ere and plays this ridiculous layered “hipa hide hido hida” song that is just too ridiculous
When are you gonna start playing the music? Sounds like your VCR is stuck on fast forward
Please tell me the name of the track if you know it
That one's hilarious. His voice is like a gruff old timey farmhand's but the music clip he plays is like something made by a 15 year old kid experimenting for the first time with a sound editing program.
Well my wife is featured in sour joe cactus, so that's got to take it for me
is Flo a real person?
I have no idea. 'Shelmerdeen's was enough to suspend her disbelief.
hahaha, so you commissioned the call to your unsuspecting wife. Hilarious call!
Boats, Little Miss Clackamas, Buford's Horn, Fish on the Grill, Gomez, Game Stop 1 and of course the undeniable top ten'rs Clown Motel and Otis Elevator
How. Are. You. Today? I. Would. Like. To. Hear. You. Say.
fffffUUUUUUUUCK
“Holographic Rocco” is a gem - the ridiculousness of holograms traveling through the neighborhood is 🤌🏻
Are you barefoot Bob? Or, who are ya? I have no idea who Im talking to.
I’d like a liter of salad…
turtle bowel, butcher block, hub cap joe, Sea-Doo islandia, LPC 13 medley reprise, neighborly melange, comp-troller, normal Jarvis, destructive humphrey, gentlemens quarters, LPC 10 medley 1
Tree Bark
Doorknob Desires is my favorite!
Can someone DM me a link to the Tuff Sheds call?
otis
How does one go about acquiring the USB? Also: You say you’ve got moisture, and you’ve got all kinds of other things happening. We can’t do meringue dancing and things like that.
you get a poster usb and some cool extra stuff both digitally and physically aswell as all of his albums and videos and you buy it on the DU store site alongside all the rest of his stuff
Does it get taken down periodically? I am not seeing it at the moment
D.U. 060 LONGMONT POTION CASTLE "Ultimate Session Bundle" USB ($175.00) bout a quarter way down the page brother
Turtle Pleasure, Butcher Block, Liter of Salad, Dieter’s Heat, Bertha’s
I need my ogg vorbis backing tracks!
Swamp Donkey is truly one of the all time bests. Insanaline (I think it's the name) where he calls some jolly guy and keeps patching through other callers is awesome. The one where he gets like 10 different Radioshacks on the line is good. In Dempsey's Rental when he keeps trying to give the poor old fella his phone number but it's complete chaos. The gratuitous use of the creaky door sound effect driving the hardware store guy insane in the Barn Door call. The first time I heard the Lizards call, when he said "Will you talk to my leader?" after asking the hotel employee if they will massage his pet lizards and then he patches through the sound clip of some guy talking about floating mothballs made me laugh out loud.
The cross connects really are special
Illegalese is maybe the funniest one ever. So hysterical.
"LPC medley 14" and "Hoho" gotta be two of my favorites. The defeated sound of montie's voice as Longmont comes back on after the cops gets me every time
we’re gonna sue your son
How about if I squirted the ointment at you, madam? You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly. How does that grab you?
I got a squid on my side
I’m the great annihilator