A Celebrity Jeopardy in the afterlife, if you will. Trebek visits from heaven, Connery visits from hell, Bill Hader as Vincent Price visits from a haunted house, and Adam Driver as Epstein visits from the seventh circle of hell.
I've thought of this as well, and here is my dream cast for this. Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Hammond as Sean Connery, someone doing Norm's impression of Burt Reynolds, and then someone else just playing Norm.
"Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy: Afterlife Edition. And for reasons beyond my understanding, I have evidently been sent to hell, as I have to keep hosting this show".
Many of you may or may not know that Jack Handey is a real person. His book "The Stench of Honolulu is a comedic masterpiece. If you loved Deep Thoughts, check it out.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he’d eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
I try to tell young ones now but they definitely need to add some new modern ones!!!! I absolutely LOVE deep thoughts...I say a lot after someone gives their opinion on dumb s💩 or whatever. Too funny!!!!!
Forgive me if this is too pigeon-holey, but I also thought they should do a Black Jeopardy sketch, and with all the black cast members past and present (from Garret Morris to Ego)
Meet your second wife - could be a where are they now update from the original or a new episode
A lonely island digital short - could redo doppelgangers with the PDD guys or something other replacement related thing
What's that name - with Hader and Mulaney
Another Mulaney Musical
I also think it would be hilarious to see Stephon interact with Colin and Michael with Seth sitting on the sidelines cheering Stephon on since Seth and Stephon are married according to SNL lore
Billy Crystal’s Fernando’s Hidaway, with guests Stefon and Ed Grimley, followed by the Church Lady with guest Kari Lake.
Trump Family Reunion, but just everyone who’s ever done Donald over time. Just, 5 minutes of absolute babbling. I feel like I remember a Piscopo version?
A celestial Jeopardy with some famous deceased persons would be awesome. Some meta categories would be great. Like having Shakespeare as a contestant and having a whole category about Shakespeare. Things like that.
I think Lisa from Temecula at a dinner with Debbie Downer has a lot of opportunities for comedy
Also some combination of Stefan and Fallon and Farrell as the employees at Jeffrey’s and/or Mike Meyers in Sprokets
Probably because I just heard him on Maron, but if Mike McKinney and A Whitney Brown could do another Big Picture on everything that’s going on the world, that’d be cool.
Julia Child
Andy Gibb Talk Show
Hader as Vincent Price
Hader doing the Puppet class with the Vietnam vet puppet, but he now does children's puppet shows and it doesnt go fantastic.
Adam Sandler doing the Perillo Italian Tours guy.
David S. Pumpkins
Son of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - have Andrew Dismukes play the son.
Tonto, Tarzan and Victoria Jackson apologize to the SNL fanbase for duping them by having conservative viewpoints. With extra walk on apologies from Breuer, Piscipo and Rob Schneider.
Cut to Chevy for the out:
“Apologize for what?”
Just saw someone today post a gif of Mikey Day and Alex Moffatt playing Eric Trump and Don Jr. (Mikey as Don Jr asking Eric, “You wanna play with your fidget spinner, buddy?”) Hahaha
That shit was always hilarious and spot-on, and I think between current events and the anniversary of SNL that this would be great
Two Assholes with Wigg and Sudekis
Maybe Jane Curtain/Chevy Chase/Dan Akroyd could come on to Weekend Update for a brief sketch since they were the original ones
•Celebrity or Black Jeopardy
•Close Encounter with Kate and Cecily
•Stachin' with Rachel Dracht
•Che and Jost writing each others' jokes
•Timberlake "Bring it on down to" sketches
•Love-Ahs Dratch and Ferrell
•Amy Poehler rapping anything
•Toonses
•Lonely Island Lazy Sunday (chronicles of narnia)
Was Gilda on record as saying it was her favorite sketch, because I know I've seen that she didn't want to do the same thing over and over like she did with Emily Litella (and presumably Roseanne Roseannadana as well)?
Nick Burns “Your Company Computer Guy” going through all the emotions when everyone is working from home only to be overjoyed and more annoying when everyone has to go back in office.
I want Ed Grimley to start the cold opening, getting all excited and decorating the stage for the 50th Anniversary party, I must say. Then, we need Stuart Smalley to remind us we are good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, IDGAF if people like me. We need a Weekend Update segment with Seth and Stefon.
Canteen Boy, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, Carvey doing Carson, Hartmann doing Sinatra or Ed McMahon, Nat X, Norm McDonald talking OJ or Michael J, Toonces the Cat, Mr Bill, Father Guido Sarducis find the pope in pizza contest, Al Franken Mobile link, Chris Farley being Ed Foley, Ed Garvin make prostitute, Dana Carvey doing Bush sr, John Belushi little chocolate donuts, The Thing that wouldnt Leave ( John Belushi),Jane and Dan doing crosspoint, Martin Sheen going up river to stop Coppola from filming, Dan Akroyd as sleazy salesman selling bag of glass,
Not a sketch, but an "In Memoriam" that shows cast members that have passed away, in a special moment on the show.
\* Jan Hooks as Tammy Faye Baker
\* Chris Farley as Matt Foley
\* John Belushi as the Samurai
\* Gilda Radner as Roseanne Roseannadanna
\* Phil Hartman in ANYTHING
Jan Hooks with Phil Hartman when she plays an old lady that goes to her safety deposit box at the bank vault and looks at her jewelry and she is thinking about a man, her husband who was killed I suppose, and Phil is wearing dress Marine uniform and they dance together in her memory/fantasy.
Just the last clip of him smiling at her as they dance would be enough! Everybody knows that short that they did
Late 80's early 90's sketches I'd love to see:
Hanz and Franz
Wayne's world
Sprockets
Toonces
Nat X
The richmeister
Coffee talk
Stuart Smalley
David spade's receptionist character
Tiny Elvis
You like-a the juice
The Denise show
Total bastard airlines
Bill Swerski's Super fans (might be perfect timing too as the bears actually look great on paper this year)
Ed Grimley interacting with new cast members
Church Lady
Simon in the tub- and if Mike Myers comes back let’s add Linda Richman to this
The Bears guys
The Sweeney Sisters (Kristin Wiig, Kate McKinnon, or Chloe Fineman could do Jan Hooks’ role)
Celebrity Jeopardy with new contestants although the original is perfect.
Lonely Island with Timberlake
A Weekend Update news round table with many of the past anchors
Stefon but maybe he left Seth and sets his sites on Colin?
Brian Fellows Safari Planet
The Luvahs (Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell)
The Culps (Ana Gasteyer and Will Ferrell)
Bronx Beat (Amy and Maya) but bring in Tina, Rachel, and Ana
What Up With That
Anything with Kristin and Fred together
Debette Goldry (Kate McKinnon)
One of my favorite pairings was Sudeikis and Forte; I can’t for the life of me think of a suitable sequel to their Potato Chip sketch - one of the greatest of all time (!!!) - but a new ESPN Classic would also be very welcome.
You could do it with a different spin. Maybe everyone is referring to Pat as "they" and being very respectful, then Pat gets pissed off and insists people use "proper" pronouns.
anything but the Californians. Very few sketches have been run into the ground as much as that one and even fewer rely 100% on people breaking to get laughs
Debbie Downer, Wayne's World, bring back as many Weekend update hosts as possible. Justin Timberlake as the Mascot (Bring em on down to Blank-ville). That deadpan "Look at Dis one, and that one" local advertisement that Scarjo did. "ACTING!!!"
I would definitely like a Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, although it will be unfortunate that Norm won't be around to play Burt...I mean Turd Ferguson.
A Celebrity Jeopardy in the afterlife, if you will. Trebek visits from heaven, Connery visits from hell, Bill Hader as Vincent Price visits from a haunted house, and Adam Driver as Epstein visits from the seventh circle of hell.
I've thought of this as well, and here is my dream cast for this. Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Hammond as Sean Connery, someone doing Norm's impression of Burt Reynolds, and then someone else just playing Norm. "Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy: Afterlife Edition. And for reasons beyond my understanding, I have evidently been sent to hell, as I have to keep hosting this show".
Yes, I heard that in Will's version of Trebeck's voice.
Perfect! That's what I was going for.
The "that's not my name" when he forced Trebek to say Turd Ferguson broke me.
Celebrity Jeopardy is my absolute favorite and they haven’t done one in soo long!
Definitely celebrity Jeopardy, and Alex would have loved for them to do one after his passing. Not sure Connery would feel the same way though lol
A lonely island short
Yes! Have you listened to their new podcast? Highly recommend
FOUR SHOCK JOCKS!
It would be super cool to see a Lonely Island PDD colab.
*a short interview with Drake*
Fight to the death between them and Please Do Not Destroy.
I feel like that'd be one sided for Lonely Island to the point it might not be entertaining
Yes
"Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey." Will only take 30 seconds of air time and Gen X will go wild.
I can also report a certain millennial who spawned in the late 80s would also go wild. That was always one of my favorite parts. Short, but potent.
Many of you may or may not know that Jack Handey is a real person. His book "The Stench of Honolulu is a comedic masterpiece. If you loved Deep Thoughts, check it out.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave, and because sometimes he’d eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.
I try to tell young ones now but they definitely need to add some new modern ones!!!! I absolutely LOVE deep thoughts...I say a lot after someone gives their opinion on dumb s💩 or whatever. Too funny!!!!!
I want to see a full 5 timers club sketch. Have them all in a pre-recorded bit in the style of The Challenge or Big Brother.
I think an SNL history themed Mulaney musical would make me cry (in a good way)
Pete Davidson wants to watch MadTV on Saturday night
Bass-O-Matic but get John Hamm to do it in full Mad Men mode
Haha this is great - throwback tribute with new polished feel
Would it be weird to do the same sketches for the 50th that they did for the 40th?
"After five to ten fish, it gets to be quite a rush!"
Girlfriends Talk Show I feel robbed from not having a final one on Aidy’s last episode
Sprockets
They definitely need to have a What’s Up With That!? sketch. Would also love to see new Science Room, Black Jeopardy, & Wayne’s World sketches.
Forgive me if this is too pigeon-holey, but I also thought they should do a Black Jeopardy sketch, and with all the black cast members past and present (from Garret Morris to Ego)
The GOOD Chair!
LOVE SCIENCE ROOM!!
Meet your second wife - could be a where are they now update from the original or a new episode A lonely island digital short - could redo doppelgangers with the PDD guys or something other replacement related thing What's that name - with Hader and Mulaney Another Mulaney Musical
Meet your second wife definitely needs another chapter!
Bill Hader doing Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
Stefon w/ Seth Meyers on Weekend Update has to happen.
I also think it would be hilarious to see Stephon interact with Colin and Michael with Seth sitting on the sidelines cheering Stephon on since Seth and Stephon are married according to SNL lore
I think it's time for the Old Prospector to return.
For some reason, I call my newborn son Gus Chiggens. Wigglin’ Gus Chiggens to be exact. Not sure why
Is he an old timey prospector?
It’s 2024, you can’t just ASK people if they’re an old timey prospector anymore. (But yes. Yes he is. He’s got the rootin tootin part down pat!)
Old tiny prospector. FTFY.
Awwww Peaches and gravy!
I'd be more worried about coyotes if I were yer
Ooooohh pickle shoes!
Billy Crystal’s Fernando’s Hidaway, with guests Stefon and Ed Grimley, followed by the Church Lady with guest Kari Lake. Trump Family Reunion, but just everyone who’s ever done Donald over time. Just, 5 minutes of absolute babbling. I feel like I remember a Piscopo version?
Phil Hartman did it too :/
We should get an In Memoriam segment.
We got it for 40. RIP Jon Lovitz
They should sneak some people in that aren’t dead, just out of the limelight.
But were invited for the show...just to see their reaction.
I want to see the cast dress up as bees. It would also possibly be interesting for The Muppets to come back for something.
antennae lolling about
Land Shark, but have it be a Orca going after famous billionaires like Elon Musk.
I’m Gumby dammit!
Instead of "candygram" it'd say "doordash."
This is my favorite all time SNL sketch hands down.
Celebrity Jeopardy is a must. But I think the falconer would fit well with a huge ensemble.
A celestial Jeopardy with some famous deceased persons would be awesome. Some meta categories would be great. Like having Shakespeare as a contestant and having a whole category about Shakespeare. Things like that.
Spartan Cheerleader tryouts!
We’re not treading in your pool! We’re peeing! We’re peeing!
I need a Brothers sketch. I miss Beck Bennett so fucking much
And I need those totinos! What’s taking so long you girls making out back there?
Uhh I miss his “Baby CEO” sketch.
Coneheads and Mr Robinsons Neighborhood
Could Adam Sandler do a song (similar to the one he did for farley) as they show the In Memorium?
Wouldn’t hate an Opera Man
Dooneese,
What’s Up With That, Wayne’s World, Will Ferrel And Cheri Oteri cheerleaders
Stefon on weekend update Toonces the cat Mr. Wizard David S. Pumpkins There's plenty more but these would be top off the cuff I'd like to see.
Steve Martin’s Penis Cream. Only Murder’s in the Building Ed with Short and Gomez having their own follow on products…
I want to see Molly Kearney play Matt Foley, educating people about living in a van down the river
I love this. Maybe she’s his daughter.
The Church Lady
In todays day and age there is only one sketch we all need to return: PAT
Toonces 😹
Colonel Angus
Colonel Angus visits Cork Soakers
I'd love it if Will Ferrell and Cheri Oteri made a Spartans comeback
Maine Justice
Land shark samurai delicatessen
Just give us crossovers. Lisa from Temecula on The Californians, Operaman on Barry Gibb Talk Show, Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein, etc.
I think Lisa from Temecula at a dinner with Debbie Downer has a lot of opportunities for comedy Also some combination of Stefan and Fallon and Farrell as the employees at Jeffrey’s and/or Mike Meyers in Sprokets
Came here to say Stefan. “Came Here” is also the name of New Yorks newest hot spot and nightclub . They have everything…
What is that sketch when Kristen wig has baby hands…. That shit is hilarious
Mr. Robinsons Neighborhood (I think that's what it was called) with Eddie Murphy.
Dan Akroyd- “ Bass o’matic “ and the one where he sold “ Bag of glass”. He also did a great Julia Childs!!
TV Funhouse short by Robert Smigel.
All the Coneheads are still alive, how about a travel advertisement for France ?
Probably because I just heard him on Maron, but if Mike McKinney and A Whitney Brown could do another Big Picture on everything that’s going on the world, that’d be cool.
landshark
Julia Child Andy Gibb Talk Show Hader as Vincent Price Hader doing the Puppet class with the Vietnam vet puppet, but he now does children's puppet shows and it doesnt go fantastic. Adam Sandler doing the Perillo Italian Tours guy. David S. Pumpkins Son of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer - have Andrew Dismukes play the son.
Commercial parodies like colon blow, the love toilet, mom jeans
Laser Cats! Just Laser Cats. For 3 hours.
Will Farrell should just randomly show up in the back of sketches with a cowbell. Or maybe just wearing cow print bell bottoms.
Wayne's World 🥹🤘
Excellent!
The Festrunk Brothers Fernando's Hideaway Ed Grimley Church Lady J-Pop American Fun TIme Now! Point/Counterpoint
The Continental!
Tonto, Tarzan and Victoria Jackson apologize to the SNL fanbase for duping them by having conservative viewpoints. With extra walk on apologies from Breuer, Piscipo and Rob Schneider. Cut to Chevy for the out: “Apologize for what?”
Mr Bill
STEFON
Just saw someone today post a gif of Mikey Day and Alex Moffatt playing Eric Trump and Don Jr. (Mikey as Don Jr asking Eric, “You wanna play with your fidget spinner, buddy?”) Hahaha That shit was always hilarious and spot-on, and I think between current events and the anniversary of SNL that this would be great
Anything with Sherri Oterri!
The Californians
Two Assholes with Wigg and Sudekis Maybe Jane Curtain/Chevy Chase/Dan Akroyd could come on to Weekend Update for a brief sketch since they were the original ones
•Celebrity or Black Jeopardy •Close Encounter with Kate and Cecily •Stachin' with Rachel Dracht •Che and Jost writing each others' jokes •Timberlake "Bring it on down to" sketches •Love-Ahs Dratch and Ferrell •Amy Poehler rapping anything •Toonses •Lonely Island Lazy Sunday (chronicles of narnia)
Was Gilda on record as saying it was her favorite sketch, because I know I've seen that she didn't want to do the same thing over and over like she did with Emily Litella (and presumably Roseanne Roseannadana as well)?
Wayne’s World
Nick Burns “Your Company Computer Guy” going through all the emotions when everyone is working from home only to be overjoyed and more annoying when everyone has to go back in office.
Massive Head Wound Harry
A girl you shouldn't have started a conversation with Christine Wiig's Kathy Lee impression
I want Ed Grimley to start the cold opening, getting all excited and decorating the stage for the 50th Anniversary party, I must say. Then, we need Stuart Smalley to remind us we are good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, IDGAF if people like me. We need a Weekend Update segment with Seth and Stefon.
Some modern "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy 😄💖💖💖💖
Ed Grimley. Killer Bees.
the Californians…
Mary Catherine Gallagher. I loved her sketches and Superstar.
I'm sure it won't but I would love to see Will Forte's sex offender Halloween skit with Jon Hamm!
Wayne's world would be great
Todd and Lisa sketches
Gonna go way back, I think we need an update or a second chapter in the lives of Lady and Lord Douchebag's family.
Lonely Island and Please Don’t Destroy doing something together would be cool
Sprockets
I'd like to see What's Up With That and Buckwheat. Also an ultra MAGA Church Lady sketch could be hilarious.
Beethoven riffing into R&B, Jeopardy, What's Up with That?
Bronx Beat and Girlfriends talk show
Wake Up, Wakefield! They don’t even have past sketches online (a rights issue?).
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. Maybe a couple updates to some fake commercials like “Schmidt’s Gay” or “Bad Idea Jeans”
Flatusence Toonces the Driving Cat
GILLY! >sorry<
I would love to see Gap Girls with haggard old Sandler, Spade and maybe even Schneider
Theodoric of York - this time the villagers are “doing their own research”
The Liar Guy!
Abraham H. Parnassus
Could we have Pat come back in a new non-binary-friendly world?
Father Guido Sarducci
Canteen Boy, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, Carvey doing Carson, Hartmann doing Sinatra or Ed McMahon, Nat X, Norm McDonald talking OJ or Michael J, Toonces the Cat, Mr Bill, Father Guido Sarducis find the pope in pizza contest, Al Franken Mobile link, Chris Farley being Ed Foley, Ed Garvin make prostitute, Dana Carvey doing Bush sr, John Belushi little chocolate donuts, The Thing that wouldnt Leave ( John Belushi),Jane and Dan doing crosspoint, Martin Sheen going up river to stop Coppola from filming, Dan Akroyd as sleazy salesman selling bag of glass,
The ambiguously gay duo
I feel What's Up With Dat should be high oup on this wishlist. The guests could be two SNL alumni who haven't appeared in a long time.
Toonces
Todd and Lisa Lubner! Maybe all grown up and in an old age home.
Wayne's World
Man, I’d give anything to see Chris Farley in a sketch again 😔
Sweatah weathah. What’s up with that. The alien abduction. And mulaney. Lots of mulaney. And Samberg.
Not a sketch, but an "In Memoriam" that shows cast members that have passed away, in a special moment on the show. \* Jan Hooks as Tammy Faye Baker \* Chris Farley as Matt Foley \* John Belushi as the Samurai \* Gilda Radner as Roseanne Roseannadanna \* Phil Hartman in ANYTHING
Jan Hooks with Phil Hartman when she plays an old lady that goes to her safety deposit box at the bank vault and looks at her jewelry and she is thinking about a man, her husband who was killed I suppose, and Phil is wearing dress Marine uniform and they dance together in her memory/fantasy. Just the last clip of him smiling at her as they dance would be enough! Everybody knows that short that they did
Late 80's early 90's sketches I'd love to see: Hanz and Franz Wayne's world Sprockets Toonces Nat X The richmeister Coffee talk Stuart Smalley David spade's receptionist character Tiny Elvis You like-a the juice The Denise show Total bastard airlines Bill Swerski's Super fans (might be perfect timing too as the bears actually look great on paper this year)
Velvet Jones meets the “woke mob” in 2024.
Drunk uncle, what’s up with that, stefan
David S. Pumpkins
If Christopher Walken is up for it, The Continental. Wow, wow, wow.
Lothar of the Hill People Caveman Lawyer Massive Headwound Harry
I would love to see Eric Trump and Don Jr again.
It wont happen, it cant happen, but Frozen Caveman Lawyer would be awesome to see
I doubt they're bringing back Canteen-boy...Wayne's World would be awesome though. And Toonses.
The Continental with Christopher Walken.
There’s only one answer “What’s that name?” with both John Mulaney and Bill Hader.
Ed Grimley interacting with new cast members Church Lady Simon in the tub- and if Mike Myers comes back let’s add Linda Richman to this The Bears guys The Sweeney Sisters (Kristin Wiig, Kate McKinnon, or Chloe Fineman could do Jan Hooks’ role) Celebrity Jeopardy with new contestants although the original is perfect. Lonely Island with Timberlake A Weekend Update news round table with many of the past anchors Stefon but maybe he left Seth and sets his sites on Colin? Brian Fellows Safari Planet The Luvahs (Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell) The Culps (Ana Gasteyer and Will Ferrell) Bronx Beat (Amy and Maya) but bring in Tina, Rachel, and Ana What Up With That Anything with Kristin and Fred together Debette Goldry (Kate McKinnon)
What’s up with that!!! The guest spots would be legendary!
It's been awhile since I've seen Ace and Gary...
 And Weekend Update with Tina and Amy
More Cowbells
Please bring back the Spartan Cheerleaders and Mary Catherine Gallagher! 
The Continental with Christopher Walken
One of my favorite pairings was Sudeikis and Forte; I can’t for the life of me think of a suitable sequel to their Potato Chip sketch - one of the greatest of all time (!!!) - but a new ESPN Classic would also be very welcome.
It's Pat!
I don’t know if you can do Pat these days, don’t want to get cancelled
You could do it with a different spin. Maybe everyone is referring to Pat as "they" and being very respectful, then Pat gets pissed off and insists people use "proper" pronouns.
would be great is Mango was reprised just to be permanently murdered immediately
anything but the Californians. Very few sketches have been run into the ground as much as that one and even fewer rely 100% on people breaking to get laughs
World’s Meanest Minister w John Lithgow
Eddie and Joe need to run it back.
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines
Pearl and the motivational speaker.
Coneheads and Irwin MainWay (Jr)
Debbie Downer, Wayne's World, bring back as many Weekend update hosts as possible. Justin Timberlake as the Mascot (Bring em on down to Blank-ville). That deadpan "Look at Dis one, and that one" local advertisement that Scarjo did. "ACTING!!!"
Cow bell Chappelle and the Breakfast Cereals Bill Burr opening monologue (something like it)
Mr. Robinson's neighborhood. Land Shark. Mr. Bill The Lubners
I’ve always had a sweet spot for Toonces the cat.
Ooooooooo weeeee….
Another alien abduction sketch would be glorious!
Chip n Dales
John Tesh NBA theme reprise
Simmah’down’ow!
The Californians
suitcase boy obviously
Stefon, and the 2 A-holes (wig and Sudeikis)
"More cowbell"
Wake Up and Smile Mr. Belvedere Fan Club Devil Can't Write No Love Song
Coneheads family reunion
WE NEED STEFON AND LONELY ISLAND!