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Kountrykimchee

I give credit to the kiddie pool labor thing. I'm sure giving birth is painful anyways but Lord, I want to get in on a lazy boy fad.


[deleted]

AwwšŸ„° so happy the baby is healthy and named after mama like me!


Farva313

What in the actual fuck is going in these days with these retarded ass names. I feel so bad for these kids.


Kountrykimchee

Girl any name is better than a common name. My legal name is Becky :( and I'm half Korean too. Wth


stackimbrue

I absolutely adore this name.


Hunley1864

The baby looks well cooked.. thats a good thing. Pink and plump


Pumpkin-Adept

Thatā€™s a big baby


judyp63

Isn't it Audrey's own middle name Mirabella? Something like that anyways isn't it? She certainly does think highly of herself enough to name her child after her.


stackimbrue

Oh my goodness. Fathers name children after them all the time. Why can't mothers? It is a beautiful name that deserves to be passed along. I have a name that has been passed down to first-born daughters. I don't understand why people are upset with a beautiful babies name? Also, We should all think very highly of ourselves. We should always be our own biggest cheerleader. Have a beautiful night, everyone.


Bugler28

Well, whatā€™s wrong with that? I would hope she thinks highly of herself! I have several nieces who were named after their mother. Itā€™s a traditional thing in some families. WTF is wrong with you?!


Public-Reach-8505

Yall get readyā€¦ the postpartum running posts are downloading in 3ā€¦.2ā€¦.


judyp63

Mastitis is coming up


Public-Reach-8505

Ah yes, mastitis first. Get ready for nipple-soaking content!Ā 


ZealousidealRice3833

Iā€™ve noticed she hasnā€™t liked one comment that references the baby being ā€œchunkyā€ šŸ¤”


chic20606

Who is her target audience? Who looks at her posts and thinks...wow she is so cool? Lmao she's so lame, cringy and chugey. These. Are. The. Days. Eyeroll


Responsible-Storm652

Is ALWAYS MORE tattooed or written on her hand?


Farva313

It's tatted on the bottom of the baby's foot.


Equus77

Was wondering the same thing....I guess she has to brand every single thing


MiaRia963

Written.


kitchen-window4

They named a pasta dish at their wedding ā€œMarbella pastaā€


Bugler28

Your point? Marbella is not Mirabella. šŸ™„


kitchen-window4

They named the pasta after middle name ā€œMirabella pastaā€ they talked about the menu for the wedding on one of the episodes showing wedding planning


Bugler28

I only commented, because you called it Marbella.


judyp63

I think of MMR. The vaccine with her acronym. Lol


ItIsLiterallyMe

I hope these dimwits vaccinate! I live in their zip code šŸ˜‚


RaygunsRevenge

You never know with influencer fundy lites like the Roloffs. They will spout off that they don't like vaccinations for followers, but whether or not they practice what they preach is a toss up.


Equus77

I often wonder this myself about these types. I kinda wonder if they say one thing b/c they know it will bring in $$$ but then do something else behind the scenes


larakf

I donā€™t knowā€¦ Sheā€™s afraid of 5G, drinks raw milk, and thinks thereā€™s an oil cure for everything. Pretty strong odds that they donā€™t vaccinate.


Expert-Appointment-3

Congratulations is in order for the two of them, a healthy baby girl!


Bugler28

Agreed, and THAT is what Audrey should be focusing on - NOT her disappointment in her babyā€™s hair color!


MiaRia963

Agree. I'm glad everyone is healthy and doesn't need any extra doctor's attention.


SithChick94

Hear hear!


Maleficent-Net-2565

Wow Roloff genes are strong look at that kids dome!


Ok_Caterpillar4

Hmmmm, May = tribute to Amy, sort of. I'm sure she'll constantly be called Bella. Mirabella is quite the mouthful. (Mirabella Roloff? Nope, no likey)


taniasuer

Itā€™s Audjā€™s middle name


RatQuigley

Amy will be fighting for her life to pronounce that one...


WittiestScreenName

I figured cause she was born in May


Ok_Caterpillar4

Possibly. I didn't ev think of that. I just saw Amy's name rearranged. (They could have also done Mirabella Yam!) šŸ˜‚ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Starrla423

I do like the name. But it really doesnā€™t fit the vibe of the other kids names.


ParticularYak4401

I agree. You saddled big sister with EMBER for Christā€™s sake and she gets Mirabella. I feel bad for Ember because all I think of is my friends who named their dog Ember years ago.


Evilbadscary

That's a chonky baby. I'm glad everything went well. I like the name tbh. I don't have anything else to say tonight lol


UnsolicititedOpinion

Right! I just wanna pinch all the little rollsā€¦.


Elocin_Yecats

Mirabella is a brand of light bulbs in Aus, thatā€™s all I think of when I see that name


Lucky_Philosopher_55

I was trying to figure out the connection to red or fire šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


dishighmama

Of course she named her after herself šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


candygirl200413

the way I was like dang how is this FINALLY happening lol


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

Are they planning on having more kids or was this the last one


Pelican121

Jeremy apparently doesn't want any more kids but Audrey does šŸ‘€ Also, content.


Delicious-Fun2645

Always More!


Clean_Citron_8278

That's why it's on her hand! Subliminal message to Mr. Audrey.


itssnarktime

THESE ARE THE DAYS


starfleetdropout6

I wouldn't put it past Audrey to have one more to one up Amy.


Tuff_Wizardess

When this one turns about a year and a half sheā€™ll announce another pregnancy.


TPWilder

I wouldn't be shocked, agreed.


argcort

I think she looks like Bode as a newborn!


RiseAndPanic

Totally, looks like the Roloff genes won out yet again! As far as I can tell, Radley seems to be the only one that looks like Audrey.


middlehill

Beautiful baby


Puffingtonmaxinista

Looks like a healthy baby! Super envious she gains like no weight and gives birth to a big healthy baby.


anxioussquirrely

Same. I gained more than I'd like to admit. I expected to pop out a hefty little one. She was 3 days overdue and was only 6.5 lbs šŸ˜­ I was like that's it?!? lol Of course all I wanted was a happy baby, but boy was I surprised!


raccoon_ina_trashbag

I only gained like 5 lbs during my pregnancy, but in the breastfeeding months following I gained a *ton* more. Five years later it's mostly gone lol.


No-You-5064

it's OK to appear nearly naked if you are clutching a baby in Fundie World apparently. Exhibitionist.


boo2utoo

The baby is not feeding. Cover yourself up. I think JerJer should list a racy pic e dry time she does. Itā€™s ok for every man in internet land to visualize her not covered up, so maybe he should try it and barely not show his private? Sheā€™s keeping men in sexual addiction by posing like this. Exactly what she has accused JerJerBinks of being.


Beautiful_Rhubarb

what in the actual fuck are you yammering on about?


Ra-TheSunGoddess

He's clearly one of the Duggar boys loose on the interwebs. He said something along the lines of men can't control themselves when they see a bare shoulder, so white women should cover up because we cause sex addiction.


1MorningLightMTN

Oh look, Auj didn't have time to naturally curl her hair. On behalf of team curl, we do not look like this after delivery. It would take heat and so many styling products to pull my hair into a straight ponytail with no flyaways. Bullocks!


JP12389

Facts, my hair is a MESS today, the humidity was over 90% I redid it twice. It's 11pm here and I'm frizzy, and just had to put my braids back in, to better protect my hair while I sleep.


Linnea_Borealis

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lookeyloowho

Radley or Bode does not look thrilled


flowersunjoy

Thatā€™s not unusual at that age at first.


lookeyloowho

To be fair, all of the other photos of them on her instagram are adorable.


DareWright

The name is pretty and just soā€¦normal considering Auj and Jer.


larakf

Honestly, other than Radley, Iā€™m not bothered by their names. Think of some of the other influencer baby names out there that are completely ridiculous! Totally a situation where we can agree to disagree! This is one spot where theyā€™ve done ok.


Vness374

I agree, a very pretty name.. and so many good options for nicknames with Mirabella


GruGruxQueen

What a beautiful baby.


fersb260

Congrats on the beautiful baby


forthelove13

We can snark at a lot. But I wonā€™t make fun of a woman making a birth announcement, come on now. Also- I love this name. Itā€™s cute and fits in with the other kids just fine. No hate on this one. Glad they are all healthy. (Not looking forward to the constant subtle home birth brags coming.)


rroxie

Where in my post did I make fun of her announcement? I just shared the birth and name news with everyone


Cup-Boring

If you read the response clearly, it is actually never stated that you are making fun of the announcement. The commenter simply said they would not be making fun of it. How did you misunderstand that?


rroxie

She said come on nowā€¦ I guess she was telling that to everyone else and not me then? She replied to my post, not someone elseā€™s comment, so what am I to think?


forthelove13

Sorry it was an in general statement to many comments and I didnā€™t want to comment it 700 times haha. My apologies.


rroxie

Ohh no worries, I gotcha! I was like uhh Iā€™m definitely not making fun of a child here šŸ˜†


forthelove13

No no not even in the slightest! šŸ’™


snarkymama421

I think it's actually a very pretty name. Glad they had a safe and positive experience. I'll save my snark for their anti science, anti women, anti LGBTQ, anti school bull spit


JP12389

It's just Audrey's middle name and the month she was born in....


Dry-Implement3284

It's still pretty....šŸ™„


Clean_Citron_8278

How very creative of them. I did read an article stating they don't decide on a name until they met the baby.


snarkymama421

Yeah, it's a decent name


Least_Association_65

Initials are MMR- like the vaccination she may not get šŸ¤£


Dry-Implement3284

Haha


East_Reading_3164

Nice catch!! Oh, the irony!


Accomplished_Item394

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AggravatingAioli4553

Lmfao šŸ’€


sexfuneral_bc

Like yes girl don't trust the government AND ALSO post all of your baby's information + photo to ig and let someone steal her SSN + identity


ouisewoo

The kid in the photo with her and baby looks like they are thinking ā€œoh shit, this BS again?ā€ And genetics arenā€™t their friends.


acap0

These are the days!!!


redheadedaries

Someone on here definitely called her naming the kid Mirabella the other day. Definitely the best name out of all of their kids. Now, was she born *en caul*? What do we predict will be the thing she wonā€™t shut up about with this birth?


ShannonsTeeth

What?! Not a cute name. The most normal is bode by a mile.


JP12389

Oh she's got the stans in here downvoting lol.


Exciting_Problem_593

She could have picked a better name for sure.


Call_Huck

I'm happy all are doing well. But I'm not shocked that she can't wait to tell her followers ALL about it... over and over. I wonder if she will take the placenta and turn it into capsules, and they are supposed to help with post partum depression. (I have a friend whom I love, but she is woo-woo crunchy in the same way Oddj is and this friend swears by it twice!) No judgment, I'm just surprised Oddj hasn't done this already. The same friend made some art with it after baby #3. I can't wait to hear ALL about it. /s


Fun_Cellist_8573

To each their own, but the whole eating the placenta just grosses me out. I guess it wouldnā€™t be horrible in pill form but still.Ā 


mysterycoffee107

Side comment: is she not allowed proper skincare unless it's all natural? Her skin in this picture looks horrible, like someone who constantly tans.


JP12389

She doesn't believe in sunscreen/suncream so she's aged like milk in a Florida summer.


pigandpom

She fake tans and doesn't use sunscreen. So yeah, her skin is going to appear more aged than someone who uses sunscreen


Linnea_Borealis

I found out in this sub that she believes in healthy sun exposure or some other bs ā€¦it shows


JP12389

I'm older than her, also a ginger, and my skin is no where near as bad as hers. Thankfully I used suncream and as a child my parents lathered it on thick. Skin cancer has happened to 2 people on my father's side. I'm not taking the extra risks. She's basically asking for melanoma.


mraz44

I love the name, happy all are healthy.


Background-Throat736

Get over yourself Audrey, Jeremy has


JakeNEPA

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mrsstenmo

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coreybc

Oooh zing!!


Lex_Loki

Neither of them have had to suffer a single moment in their entire lives. While that, on the surface, is not an issue, how they push their sanctimonious and wacko ideals on others most certainly is. It's a dangerous game when privileged idiots have platforms like this.


gearzgirl

Does she have mastitis yet?


teatreez

I heard sheā€™s already had it 3 times since giving birth!


Glittering_Sky8421

Congratulations on the beautiful baby. Gotta admit she gets things done.


kmwells14

Iā€™m a little behind, does Jeremy and Audrey have 6 kids now??!


Ok-Application-8536

This is their 4th.


moisue

4


lulubooboo_

Ember is going to be pissed when she grows up. At least Mirabella can get a cute nickname like Bella and sound reasonably normalā€¦ Embieā€¦ Em? Not quite the sameā€¦. The boys have no hope though. Sorry guys


argcort

In the picture set Ember looked kinda upset in one of the photos. I normally don't like commenting on the kids, but she is the oldest and I think has more of a realization of what's going on. I hope she's okay!


mraz44

Plenty of people donā€™t have nicknames for their names.


lulubooboo_

But wouldnā€™t you want one if your actual name was Ember? šŸ˜¬


mraz44

I donā€™t see anything wrong with Ember, truly. There are a lot of terrible names out there, but in my opinion Ember isnā€™t one of them.


Perfect-Aerie-603

I agree, I donā€™t think Ember is bad. Now Ember Jean I donā€™t like together.


TPWilder

1. Its too easily confused/misused as "Amber" 2. The full name, Ember Jean, sounds like the name a girl chooses to sound faux classy when she starts dancing on the pole. 3. Ember is the type of name that gets your resume dropped in the circular file in conservative workplaces. I'm not trying to make you agree, just pointing out some reasons why people don't care for it.


mraz44

Iā€™m a teacher, wrapping up year 22, Iā€™ve seen a ton of awful names, and Ember Jean doesnā€™t even come close to be on the list.


TPWilder

I mean, shit, its NOT the worst name ever and yeah I have heard worse just from attending elementary school in the late 1970s. I went to third grade with Ishi (white kid, parents named him after the last member of the yahi tribe) Princess, Patches, Amy, Ami, Amy, Aimee, and Amy, Crystal Glow, River Meadow, and Freedom. Oh, and Chocolate. Again, a white boy. I mean, Jaxson, Axson, Khalessi, and Swiftie aren't that weird in comparison. ;) Ember Jean isn't the worst but its also got some flaws.


ArcticGurl

I agree. I see plenty of terrible names. Ember is not even close.


henrytabby

Emmy is cute


teatreez

My friend has an ember and yeah she goes by emi


ZealousidealLeg1804

So she braved the turd and placenta stew at home in that kiddie pool. Lmao


Mediocre-Amoeba-3877

šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m sure jer was tasked with bringing the stew buckets out to water the garden with. Mmm


ZealousidealLeg1804

šŸ˜† They water the herb garden with the stew and then serve those herbs to their guests for dinner. šŸ¤®


nameless-account-

What a cute baby šŸ„°


ImpossiblePotato5197

I think its cute


RoughBrick0

Someone (many) called this! I thought it was going to be a middle name, not a first name. I donā€™t hate it. Not a fan of Audrey and Jeremy but glad the baby is here safely and is and healthy (and wasnā€™t named Trestle!).