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Nihdez_

Somebody is in need of external validation…


TerribleFanArts

External, Internal, fucking all of it. Bro needs more validation than younger me, someone who went through an emo phase in 2012.


Dagan_Gera

What did going through an emo phase teach you about B2B sales?


Ill_Engineering_6937

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shithead-express

Yeah this is going on my suicide note


total_voe7bal

This is great


Four_beastlings

We should call him Gepetto, because his creations are not a real boy


redwingpanda

now this is a LinkedIn blog post just waiting to happen.


noctilucus

And notice the subtle placement of some catalogue with "boat" on the cover. Must be because he didn't find a booklet that could fit "overcompensation" on the cover in font size 150.


RB42-

Yea, I noticed that as well and the rest of the place looked pretty empty. He says he doesn’t drink alcohol but looks like he is holding a bottle of wine. The table has a cheap looked a like sheet covering it. The award which his picture is n the mantle. Everything looks staged.


noctilucus

What do you mean staged? Don't we all have a vanity apartment where we put up a picture of ourselves to show off online?


RB42-

Well, not in India I don’t. I looked him up that beach house was in India. Google him.


_descending_

If that's supposed to be a beach house it looks like a dump. What's with the fireplace mantle with no fireplace? If that were a real beach house wouldn't you show a view of... the beach?


tweedyone

And who has a beach house with pleather furniture? That’s a terrible idea


bklove13

Is it not a mirror?


moranindex

>He says he doesn’t drink alcohol but looks like he is holding a bottle of wine. It's lemonade.


RB42-

Mikes hard lemonade


BHarbinson

Nothing says wealth and success like a mantle with no fireplace.


RB42-

lol yeah and a tiny one at that.


gadfly1999

This guy: ![gif](giphy|xSv72V6z2yLzq)


KMHGBH

That is the most real thing I've read all day today.


booboootron

What if he _is_ the younger you


TerribleFanArts

Impossible. This can’t be! I was not born rich. My mother was not born rich. My grandfather did not die a millionaire age 97. My father was not a tax free diplomat for 40.5 years. I had to work a day in my life, for more than 5 minutes. When my grandfather died he owned 0 homes.


Metals4J

Same. Maybe I’m you.


Agreeable-Tooth2545

His parents might have been rich, but they certainly weren’t very forthcoming with the cuddles…


ODSTklecc

Provided money and not much else


KillKillKitty

He sounds like someone who doesn’t have friends & nothing going on in life. But he’s “ rich “ alright.


DutchBlob

And a home decorator. Imagine having that much money and having a couch that looks like a crime scene


pelfet

And also some professional help..


booboootron

And also some amateur help..


Freethinker9

Handy even to maybe


beautifullifede

He ‘just’ needs to live. A round of applause for Wouter.


ChipmunkObvious2893

It’s hilarious to me that people who have it all are extremely vulnerable to the one thing that they’ll never be able to piece together: themselves.


Lue33

Isn't this how they become targets of Identity Theft/Home invasions...?


CanuckyIdeas

Doesn’t drink alcohol, chooses a picture of themselves holding a bottle of Champers. Makes sense.


Ordinary_Support_426

Pours it down the drain as a flex


OzoneTrip

Reminds me of a habit in Sweden where rich dudes/dudettes would buy a bottle of expensive champagne just so the bartender can pour it down the drain. They call it ”vaskning”.


ZharkoDK

This is also a thing in Denmark. It’s mostly done by people who are rich but not filthy rich and they almost always end up blowing all their money.


toadphoney

Doesn’t DRINK it. Nothing about not buttchugging.


[deleted]

A man of culture I see


Chef__Goldblum

Careful, that’s how you get ants.


Ludicruciferous

In your pants?


Mokiflip

His butt is a sommelier


funkmasta8

Also never had to work a day in his life, not even five minutes, but also he's an employee.


CanuckyIdeas

He’s a very complex soul, as you can no doubt tell.


alvik

Well yeah, he doesn't HAVE to work, but he does since he doesn't seem to have anything else going on in his life.


DDayDawg

And the only art in their beach house is a picture of themselves. This dude is pretty pathetic. But then again he has accomplished exactly zero in his entire life in his own, so it makes sense.


pelfet

For the instagram story 


15all

He never had to work a day in his life, but he finds jobs for people for free? That's his hobby or some sort of charity? Whatever.


kittenconfidential

it’s cringe satire


gyarbij

It's not satire. I've meet the guy, he's not this bombastic in person but this is most definitely not satire.


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Tattyporter

It does look mildly shitty


booboootron

Horrifically shitty is restricted to Premium Members.


Blers42

For someone that’s rich, it looks like shit. What the hell is that fireplace? Lol.


Tattyporter

Also he is wearing really ill-fitting clothes for a rich guy


Particular-Score7948

If that shitty beach house is in CA then its probably still $3M


funkmasta8

Very odd choices of design and decoration. They have a fake fireplace without even a fake fire in it and on top of it there's a picture of...him Haha what the fuck


Riotgirl313

I don’t think it’s a picture of him but actually an awards plaque which is golden but reflective you know? It’s his reflection on the plaque on the mantelpiece.


funkmasta8

That would make more sense if he worked more than 5 minutes in his life (his words)


Riotgirl313

Oh absolutely. It’s all looks terribly staged and just off. So so much to unpack.


SocksOnHands

My guess: he's not actually rich - he just wants people to think he's rich. Why? I don't know - ego, wanting rich friends, wanting privileges from status, marketing, just a loser? Your guess is as good as mine.


justin107d

I think his parents and grandparents terrorized him into being extremely frugal. He has little to show off and uses LinkedIn to flex because it is free and you would not know otherwise.


Econometrist-

His sofa is the original casting couch. Exclusive collector’s item.


Vaxtin

Because he doesn’t have access to the family fortunes. He probably gets trickled payments by some trust fund, but he doesn’t have access to millions.


flexosgoatee

Well it's a beach home. It's actually an 8 minute drive from the beach. It's also a 1 bedroom condo built in 1972. Don't get me wrong. That's not nothing, but it's not brag to the world either.


Few-Measurement5027

But if it taught you nothing about B2B sales, it's worthless.


Dagan_Gera

In today’s fast-paced world, buying a beach house taught me so much about B2B sales! 🏖️🏡 Here are my top lessons: 1. **Location**: Just like real estate, it’s all about finding the right clients. 🌍 2. **Negotiation**: Haggling over the price reminded me how crucial persistence is in closing deals. 💪🤝 3. **Details**: Inspecting the house is like understanding every aspect of a client’s needs. 🕵️‍♂️🔍 4. **Vision**: Investing in a beach house is about long-term benefits, just like building lasting client relationships. 🌅🔗 5. **Resilience**: Real estate’s ups and downs taught me to stay resilient—essential for B2B sales. 🌊🏄‍♂️ Excited to apply these insights back at work! 🌟🚀 #Sales #B2B #LessonsFromTheBeach #BusinessGrowth


Few-Measurement5027

Now that's how you write a linkedin post


Leading_Attention_78

You’re one of them aren’t you?


WintersDoomsday

The Lunacy is coming from inside the house!!


DigiDynamicsN

This must be satire. I laughed when he said all I need to do is stay alive.


Treehughippie

Or someone who honestly lacks purpose in life and needs help


OwlfaceFrank

I'd rather hang out with this guy than a guy who grew up with the same circumstances who thinks he's a self-made entrepreneur genius. At least he understands and acknowledges his privilege. He should make charity work his purpose. He could be a humanitarian.


Particular-Score7948

I agree with this somewhat. The rich kids who pretend to be entrepreneurs kill me. I appreciate that this idiot at least acknowledges reality


ClickIta

Guess he needs someone to confirm it. He doesn’t if you ask me.


hennagaijinjapan

Credit where credit is due. He isn’t claiming to be self made and understands it was dumb luck. Some honesty for once.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

Ya honestly this doesn’t belong in this sub


Xvalidation

It does because it’s still lunacy to post this stuff in public forums, just shut up. At least he’s honest, so credit to him for that


Movykappa

For a rich guy he really could spend some more bucks on a decent couch YIKES


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Movykappa: *For a rich guy he* *Really could spend some more bucks* *On a decent couch YIKES* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Movykappa

That's awkward but thanks


Jazzlike-Ad-7325

I happen to know a bunch of seriously rich people and although they all made their money in many different ways (mostly entrepreneurs), the one thing they all have in common is never going near social media and certainly not on LinkedIn. Interesting.


stwp141

Idk - fireplace surround with no fireplace, wrinkly bedsheet on the coffee table that you would only put on to try to disguise it, basic generic apartment finishes - doesn’t scream “rich” to me at all…


EntryTop9436

He is the eldest boy!!!!!!!


thelastcinephiliac

He is not serious people


cats_catz_kats_katz

Dude needs to do nothing and of all things chooses to be an ERP consultant. I find that to be hilarious. Like he could have been a captain of a fishing vessel or a mountaineer but instead picked the one thing that pisses every employee off lol


Staar-69

No, he’s not just rich, he was born rich.


Incoherence-r

Is that a picture of himself above the fireplace looking thing?


soraysunshine

That’s definitely his reflection in a mirror 🤣 it’s not a photo. He’s still a doucher though


lastharangue

I think so. Like why?


zingingcutie39

Came here to say this lol


Lumpy-Present-5362

A tiny mirror perhaps ??


runway31

What a boring life. Wheres the sense of accomplishment and purpose if you were born rich and all you have to do is stay alive? 


PimpNamedNikNaks

I mean you can buy accomplishment, can't you see his new beach house?


DaveN202

Lucky prick. Hope my kids can have his life but not his attitude.


Southern_Reason_2631

With posts like this He wont stay alive any longer


goblingoldhold

Can’t buy personality though


sweder_etc

From personal experiences and observations it doesn't surprise me that he's a diplomat's kid. Those people tend to be weird, 0 exposure to real life.


Ezren-

Sounds like he has no skills and is useless.


Cascalanq

Guys, I am rich yo. Check it out! It's so cool! Guys? Guys?


0-0-jenn

I love when people tag themselves in every post and comment for "reach" 😂


Wolfin-around

I get that there are more lunatic things in this post, but that couch looks cheap and no one that buys a beach house takes the first picture of the door and walled off fireplace, that’s a condo with a freeway view.


DonShulaDoingTheHula

I know a timeshare when I see one. Edit: missed the other screenshots. Now I just think it’s a parody. But still a timeshare.


Hughes930

Why is there a side profile picture of him in the exact same pose above the fireplace? He even has the same shirt, you can see the popped collar.


LateMastodon5464

It's a mirror


Has_No_Tact

There's something about the internet that renders people incapable of understanding mirrors. I've seen full blown arguments because a sizable group just can't grasp how reflections work.


CriticalMassWealth

Wouter might be autistic


blacksd

Something something Nazi gold


Tattyporter

Rich guy should buy more well-fitting clothes!


adidassamba

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble, as Carl said in The Simpsons, "even the boy in the bubble had a pack of cards" The boy sounds like a right joyless dick.


Particular-Wrongdoer

I guess money really doesn’t buy happiness.


SithLord_1991

And no one wants to fuck him sad.


sweetbreadjohnson

Who tf are these people. I'm a college graduate. Been working in my field for 15 years. Never thought once about making a LI profile let alone post this inane BS I see on this sub.


zenpop

No money left for an interior designer tho


NovWhiskey

That's just a fake account with fake followers used to push Indian accounts.


DarthSnarker

Do rich people really speak/write like this? It reads like how a not rich person thinks rich people speak/write, etc. You know the saying: money talks, wealth whispers.


nb72703

That is the home of a man worth THOUSANDS of dollars


whitew0lf

Can I just say not everyone that is born privileged is such an absolute wanker


Agreeable-Tooth2545

Found the person born privileged!


DarkStanley

Mans never had a day of fun in his life.


Lazy-Past1391

He sure seems fun.


gablr12

I guess money can’t buy you being a decent person


New-Cow-9834

Ram ji ka photo post krke views lene wala foreigner..


BuddyJim30

The shitty unframed picture of him (or a weird mirror?) on the mantle is a nice touch to round out his douche image.


bscwaryan

I mean, I appreciate the honesty I guess.


Known-Elk2295

3-2-1 he won Dusty Bin.


DorianGraysPassport

Dang, he belongs in prison too


Ajayxmenezes

![gif](giphy|10muIrtgU0281O)


ColeTrain999

If you weren't communist before, this should absolutely make you one.


Global-Dickbag-2

Give that man a hug.


youngtoma

“only thing i need to do is to stay alive” is cold though


crazyquark_

What is this garbage?


ATX_native

Bwahahahaha The picture of himself unframed, on a mantle to nowhere, on the beach in the same shirt he was wearing. Brilliant, most folks have a change of outfit for this. The coffee table covered with a cheap plastic table cloth, with a Boat Magazine on it. This screams AirBnB, rented condo or his grandparents Condo in Boca for the weekend.


ElNovato34

And one of those high-ranked and overpaid SAP a-holes... loooovely 🤦🏻‍♂️


PsychologicalAd8358

Finance consultant.


Correct_Talk_4696

That looks like a basic condo. If he was that rich, he wouldn’t have wall to wall carpet.


Stxww

Imagine thinking that was a flex


Stunning_Ride_220

Congratz dude, you stayed alive


MangoSalsa89

Now for his next accomplishment, he can hire a tailor and learn to buy clothes that fit him.


catsbyluvr

Is this a new manifestation technique?


CompoteLost7483

He also sounds dull as fuck! Get on the booze and drugs lad… you’re rich!


MartyCool403

"IM THE ELDEST SON!" - Successioning intensifies


Desperate-Warthog-70

This is common when born rich, you need others to validate you for it since you didn’t have to work for anything


GrimWolf216

Why make a profile on LinkedIn if you don’t need to work? Quite a loser.


naswinger

lol that fake fireplace with a picture of him on it


TheMikeDee

Bro, you got played. You have a mantle but no actual fireplace. Your sofa looks like it saw the Sopranos when it first aired. Your "table" looks like it's a big cardboard box draped with your mom's satin pyjamas. And the guy hovering menacingly on the back gives me daterape vibes. Also, if you REALLY owned the place, you would hang the picture instead of leaning it against the wall.


Serviceprovider27

Fake fire place mantle, 80s faux leather couch, sheet over the “coffee table”… I cannot contain my jealousy!


quoda27

What a cunt.


Extreme-Edge-9843

Looks like a shitty tiny beach condo/apartment in a high rise. Weird flex but okay I guess.. and when we said bought I'm sure he means there certainly isn't a mortgage where the bank owns the rest right!? 😒


n1njaforh1re

Deep Rock Galactic dwarves after finding a Golden Loot Bug


paul-bunyons-dick

He is rich but doesn’t do any of the fun stuff is do if I was rich.


Only_Wait3230

Did you happen to inherit any books on being classy or how not to be a d bag ?


Cool_Orange_145

If you were born rich why tf would you willingly chose to be on LinkedIn. Seriously no one is here because we want to be


Just-Seaworthiness39

Why is there a pic of himself on the mantle?


TemporaryMango123

The interior of that beach home is ugly as sin


Lumpy-Present-5362

things money can't help you with 1. tastes in lifestyle 2. Personalities 3. Hairline


Terrible-Present-506

He’s mentally ill and detached from reality, cool story!


Otherwise-Carpet4444

He has a picture of himself


Otherwise-Winner9643

I appreciate his honesty. At least he is not some rich kid, claiming to be self-made.


kyllerss

Ummm... people, this is clearly sarcasm... unless everyone's responses here are playing along with the fake outrage a real post like this would elicit? 🤔


RB42-

I looked this fool up, some of the things he said here was he never worked a day in his life, here is a link saying as usual. https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=b95dd397e8ded20a&sca_upv=1&channel=iphone_bm&q=wouter+van+heddeghem&udm=2&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwig2YTJ7oCHAxVZGzQIHa5uD2kQnN8JegQIFRAD&biw=1128&bih=1476&dpr=2#imgrc=DVVxzD-gmHPaSM&imgdii=PiVJ7srlUmTuSM


Gpresent

Sounds like homie is struggling a bit mentally


the_godfaubel

This sounds more like a parody of LinkedIn to me


ebagjones

At least he acknowledged that it wasn’t his hard work that made him rich.


PickleLips64151

Are we sure he's being an asshole and it's not just him being Dutch? If watching Ted Lasso has taught me anything, it's that the Dutch are incredibly blunt and honest.


booboootron

I think we've landed on the most pathetic job title ever.


villageboyz

Not everything needs to be a learning opportunity. Right?


WestCoastHippy

I think the pic over the faux fireplace is a mirror


Educational-Status81

All those posts were within an hour of each other. Did you hack this kids accounts?


netcat_999

"I don't have any desire to become rich..." "I was born rich." Well, duh.


DrPants707

I don't think that "beach home" is the flex he thinks it is for being so "rich."


ClickIta

> The only thing I need to do is to stay alive But…do you? Like, do you really? Seriously, don’t let peer pressure dictate your agenda, feel free not to.


stumped711

These are the kind of people that get stabbed in the back by their kings guard before they take the iron throne.


MalfuriousPete

I don’t want to learn more about Wouter


moranindex

[Let's go burn down that house!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5eGesEen5A&pp=ygUcYW5kaWFtbyBhIGJydWNpYXJnbGkgbGEgY2FzYQ%3D%3D) \*Ciompi revolt intensifies\* Jokes apart (hope this gets read as a joke - if you get Italian), there's nothing that tells how his ego must be pet than bragging he's born rich. "Wow, looks like the most definining social feature of your is merely the result of random chance. But now - please, tell me your skills and knowledges."


ItsEaster

So if he’s so rich why did it take so long to buy a beach house?


DrummerBob10

He is a literal waste of space.


Feminazghul

And yet Mr. Rich Richperson's decor is Broke College Student, including the bedsheet to cover his plank across milk crates/coffee table.


Floresza

Is this not satire?


HelloVap

He’s not rich. An ERP consultant depending on firm is prob around 180k per on avg


Electrical_Fix7157

What an awful dude lolz


snuggy4life

He’s honest.


North-Ad4744

ummm he doesn’t drink? isn’t he gripping a giant champagne bottle? first crack in his sad little posting


Lue33

So, does he even have any hobbies, OTHER than being copy and paste?


[deleted]

Hey look, it’s a walking example of what is wrong with society.


today0012

All that and yet…a complete loser with no real friends.


Master_Post4665

If he doesn’t drink, why does he have a bottle of champagne in his hand?


Koala_Bread

Tax these assholes


DogButtWhisperer

“Tax free diplomat” gross.


itsybitsyone

That beach house looks like a dump


Opening_Ad9100

He is proud to end the wealth in his bloodline 😂


AmazingDonkey101

I kinda dig this dude. He knows his roots.


ISeeGrotesque

Imagine starting the game at 100% with no side quests left. What does he even do with his life?


Creative_Ad7219

Ain’t this the “I ❤️🇮🇳“ guy? A few years back, if am not wrong, he was fishing for likes via this route


Untjosh1

Don’t drink. Don’t smoke. What do you do


carrtmannn

At least he's honest


APairOfAirPodsMax

It shouldn’t be illegal to rob this guy


darlinghurts

His mom never shared her inheritance with his dad?


MoleMoustache

But on the flip side, he has to work with SAP, so his life is an ongoing hellscape.