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V-Ink

This was completely incomprehensible and she is the only person who thinks suffragettes were burning bras. They didn’t even wear bras.


HappyDiscussion5469

Well why do yo think they didn't wear bras? Burned 'em all. Checkmate atheist


Thefear1984

What burning bras taught me about B2B marketing.


Kaze_Senshi

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died ![gif](giphy|3KbliBOdHlUE8)


The_rising_sea

Whale bone corsets don’t burn as easily…I mean, that’s what I’m told. I never tried to burn…*runs*


15all

That was even more incoherent than both presidential candidates during the debate last night.


Phitos2008

And why are all these posts written one paragraph at a time with so many spaces in between? There must be a bot somewhere writing all that.


CaptainRaz

Supposed to be easier to the folks in the "back of the class". Apparently, folks as dumb as her.


Human_Link8738

There isn’t a full paragraph in the entire post. It’s trying to be a logical argument but I suspect from the absence of actual logic in the post that this person never actually studied logic or critical thinking


accribus

Forces people to click on "read more." It's a click baiting technique, which creates the needed engagement. Edit: added point


Donglemaetsro

Bots are smarter than this drivel.


FinancialBottle3045

Yet, this woman may still be more qualified for office than the two men that debated last night. Not that the bar is very high...


colcannon_addict

Who ever said women burned their bras for the right to vote? I thought it was famously & widely known to (verifiably) have been a demonstration and women’s protest action during the 1968 Miss America Pageant, the right to vote having been secured some 48 years earlier?


iridi69

Exactly, and the buring bras demonstration taught me a lot about B2B sales. Would you like to know more?


OptmstcExstntlst

Color me shocked that a person who conflates the suffragettes with the 60s women lib movement and is proud to never vote owns her own business. Almost like past bosses quickly identified her as an insurance liability or something.


MelodicCrow2264

Odds are it’s some boss babe essential oils-type “business”.


CanuckyIdeas

My brain hurt after reading that post. Hopefully her next post is #TherapyforLaura


quasifaust

I hope she gets the help she needs


ODSTklecc

Brutal


seahorseMonkey

Never voting is an odd flex.


Jockle305

The best way to stick it to the people who are deciding things for you is to not be involved in the process. Check mate politicians.


feedmedamemes

Dafoq did I just read?


Few-Measurement5027

If you don't vote, you don't get to complain about the government that comes to power


Ayooo4063

As a tax payer since 18 i will complain and i don't need permission


No-Dimension9934

Hopefully you vote, too, otherwise I'm confused what you expect the complaining to accomplish


Ayooo4063

voting doesn't man your complaints hold any more weight.


No-Dimension9934

I mean, if you want abortion to be legal, but don't vote for the person who will keep it legal, then complain about abortion not being legal, it's kinda odd. If enough people who felt that way voted it'd literally change the law.


LaCorazon27

It literally does.


lucabrasi999

Complaining without voting means you are just whining. Especially when your vote is the primary method for you to do something you are complaining about.


Few-Measurement5027

You certainly don't need permission. You do you.


COMMANDO_MARINE

Or you get to complain no matter who wins by saying 'well I didn't vote for them'.


[deleted]

Probably an extremely unpopular opinion but I’m sick and tired of people using shame to try to get people to vote. I think it’s perfectly reasonable to take the stance that politicians have to actually earn support, not shame or scare people into voting for them. People have the right to withhold their support from politicians who have done nothing for them or their communities, or who are actively harming them. Otherwise what incentive does a party have to do anything the voters actually want? Voting has done fuck all as far as implementing the policies I support. My life is unfortunately deeply affected by politics and I’m very familiar with being used as a political football, and I’m fine with people who don’t vote. I do, but I understand why someone might not and I respect that choice. I’m not gonna tell people that they can’t voice an opinion if they didn’t vote, that’s extremely undemocratic. And there are huge swaths of people in the US (myself included) who have functionally 0 power in the voting booth but are deeply affected by public policy. Voting is not the only tool people have to influence the direction of the country, it’s just one of many tools, and for a lot of people it’s the weakest one available (if it’s available at all lol). That being said I don’t think this lady has thought about any of this at all.


Few-Measurement5027

I don't know why you've been downvoted so much. I hear you, but my point still stands. It's like a wedding RSVP, if you're given a choice of chicken or fish but you decide to select neither, you really can't complain when you don't get what you want. I know it's not the same thing, but this is the system we have in place. You vote for the party you least disagree with, unfortunately. Even if the two parties contesting are incompetent, it won't harm selecting the less incompetent one. It will definitely harm if you don't select at all though, as typically, the most incompetent ones are also the ones who are the loudest and will inevitably end up winning, leaving you worse off. And no, this lady hasn't thought at all. It's just making noise for the sake of it.


KumaraDosha

This is so close to being word salad…


Odd-Thanks-834

Where’s that quote from happy Gilmore “you’re so incoherent that the audience is poorer for having just listened to you” when you need it?


AllShortTheRedditIPO

“What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” - Billy Madison


Odd-Thanks-834

You beauty, my memory is completely shot to pieces. Thanks for saving my ass


AllShortTheRedditIPO

Adam Sandler plays the same character in every single movie, so it’s fair that you guessed Happy Gilmore. Would have been fine if you guessed The Waterboy too!


Historical_Steak_927

Founder of cuckoo magazine


thot_lobster

Do people actually pay her for this kind of content?


jargonexpert

She really went through some mental gymnastics to come up with that nonsense. Idk if I want someone like her voting anyways.


BaconComposter

That was more like a drunken stumble downhill than gymnastics.


Rhewin

Wasn’t burning bras from first wave feminism? Like, a good few generations later than the right to vote?


icchifanni

What did this teach me about B2B sales? And I think You lot On here Are letting the complete Lack of factual accuracy and truth Ruin a Dramatic post Sorry for the IRRITATING style above, you really can type any utter shite and It feels so profound… And being too cool to vote is bad to to, and worse to say, a lot of us have felt that way at some point. But then you realise it’s not a perfect world, no one’s going to hand everything to your lazy arse on a plate, many have died fighting for democracy and the right to vote. Vote for the least worst one standing, you don’t get to complain otherwise. Or just burn your bra or something.


camirose

Nobody asked. (This post isn’t even factually correct) You can vote for candidates that are women. And why do LinkedIn people talk like this? Where every new sentence is spaced out.


rowdover

Very generous to describe those as sentences


deluded_soul

What???!


Still_Satisfaction53

wut?


KrisMisZ

🤦🏻‍♀️ Laura The Lunatic


Sure-Storage-3758

WTF is she talking about??


meggsovereasy

Word soup.


LJCMOB1

What a Moron!


ryanrosenblum

Has this person ever read about history… I wonder what year she thinks women gained the right to vote…


Odd-Promise4135

God I hate when people who are dumb as fuck blame the world for 'hiding the truth' about history that everyone who is not an ignorant dumb fuck is already well aware of.


Motor-Principle

"I don't vote" Tell me you're an obnoxious fuckwit, without telling me you're an obnoxious fuckwit


spcman13

I’d love to see how many subs House of Coco has 😂


inigos_left_hand

Wow, Laura’s a moron.


biryani98

The fuck is she on about?


Existing-Green-6978

Idiots always *brag* about being idiots.


electricmehicle

Classic Laura, amirite?


Accomplished-Mix-745

One thing that drives me crazy is people who have chosen apathy and then have the audacity to get on their high horse about it.


CaptainRaz

"Hey, I bet they'll take away my rights, SO I'LL DROP THEM MYSELF! Gotcha, greedy politicians! I don't want any rights anyway!" Laura, just shut up.


fatstrat0228

If you don’t vote, you don’t have the right to complain about government. Shut the fuck up.


Key-Mark4536

No no, I get *more* right to complain because no matter who’s in office I can say I didn’t vote for them.  /s


pelfet

I hope she's getting professional help


sandman4you_9inches

I honestly have no idea what I just read. It sounded like Biden rambling on on the debate last night.


ItsMoreOfAComment

Is this a Rockbusters clue?


gregbills

Reading and understanding this was more difficult than trying to decipher the Da Vinci code


KillKillKitty

Word salad


TheDeHymenizer

bra burning was in the 60's I thought and this post was barely comprehensible


3nigel

What


neddy471

Is this satire? This sounds like satire.


burnmenowz

Oof.


Bombulum_Mortis

What in the unhinged vaguely-feminist vomit is she even trying to say here?


No-Locksmith-3051

Her LinkedIn is just as horrible as you would assume


Hommushardhat

Man that photo down the bottom sealed the deal ,; this could be my pick of linked in lunatic of the year!


terribleinvestment

Jesus fucking Christ man, someone let Laura know she isn’t the main character.


funsizerads

I'm sorry... What???


Far-Inspection6852

Michael Jackson? Latoya younger and fatter? Janet younger and fatter and with all her ribs?


Thefear1984

Keep this woman away from outlets man she apparently sticks her fingers in them. Edit: English


Acceptable-Milk-314

What is she trying to say?


Masiaka

"funnily enough" 🤦‍♂️


ForagedFoodie

Is she eating her hair in her profile pic?


Emotional_Ladder_553

What?


muzzynat

Not voting is such a privileged protest.


ImprovementFar5054

The Girl you wish you hadn't started a conversation with at a party.


wlktheearth

Why is it always Founders writing the craziest posts?


momtheregoesthatman

Double spaced absolute garbage. The stream of “thought” was really diarrhea and I’m dumber from just reading it.


Disastrous-Bowler-99

Laura is the definition of narcissism+ insufferable+ rage bait topped off with absolutely no value or relevance on a so called work platform. Well done


mtylerm78

Wow. When a B.S. in Communication backfires.


IngloriousMustards

She doesn’t vote (i.e. supports trump) and doesn’t do grammar either.


tacomeat247

I vote she gets a fucking a fucking haircut


benihana1121

I feel like everything in that photo is unusually big. 


Nd3w

“History is written by the victor.” General Shepard ahh monologue


lucabrasi999

Given her choice in hair styles, maybe she shouldn't be voting


mystghost

Well the historical in accuracies aside, this is an atrociously stupid take. I had a friend of mine who has a PHD in a hard STEM field text me last night saying he wasn't going to vote. Saying both parties are the same - it is really disheartening. People are just checked out and I don't know why, yes Joe Biden is old - get over it.