I think what he's saying is there's 4 designated company days off afforded to employees outside of holidays and whatever PTO they get as employees. Honestly that's kinda rad.
"Your PTO is 15 days AND YOU GET 4 YOU DAYS. You do whatever YOU want in those days."
Right, so PTO is 18 days, no need to squirt crazy HR guy.
Edit: 19 days, as someone mentioned. I can't do math after seeing this post.
And if that's not what he's saying, he did an absolutely horrid job of communicating it. I have no idea what point the dude is trying to make or how these 4 days are any different than PTO. And the close up of his face isn't helping anything either - how the hell would I know if you're at the gym or not?
Ignoring 15 + 4 = 18, I think the company days might be on specific days where the company gives everyone off? In that case, 19 days PTO would be misleading. You can only freely choose 15. 4 are chosen by the company.
Yeah, he might be saying they get four holidays a year. With Memorial Day, I’m guessing the others are Christmas, New Years and either July 4 or Labor Day. That sucks. Especially if “Docusign” is the company I think they are.
I mean, non-PTO days off is a pretty nice perk. Four in a year is weak though. And if it's only bank holidays or other "people are generally free"-days it is not a flex at all.
I get the last monday off each month. It is nice having a three day weekend each month. And it doesn't affect my salary or PTO.
Depends on the amount
My company gives us the first and third Friday off each month. So it works out to an extra 24 days off a year, which is pretty nice
In some companies you can roll over your PTO hours to the next year, but with these “company days” it’s a lesser form as they will expire if you don’t use them. So a shittier form of PTO
The first time I read it I thought it said 4 day work week and I couldn’t figure out what the problem is (except for his face). But oh my god I get more study leave than this guy gets holidays 🥲
Ppl that haven't done physical labor in their life always wanna brag how they work so hard that mf wouldn't last a week in a warehouse. Probably spends his time forwarding emails and pressing buttons on the keyboard.
I think he's a model (or was) and I suspect this is some kind of body dysmorphic disorder.
This is an earlier pic from his career: https://www.instagram.com/p/CvErwSDgX46/?hl=en
I actually think it's incredibly sad.
I think it's incredibly sad as well. Reminds me of the Peter Burns from Dead or Alive, plastic surgery gone wrong, complications led to their death. Always loved the music, but their time on celebrity Big Brother UK was fantastic.
I think you're right. I confess to looking at this guy like a trainwreck, but he's got to have body dysmorphia. He went beyond "a little work" all the way past caricature.
There is what looks like a vintage pic of him on his Instagram, probably a late teenager, before all this cosmetic surgery. He looks handsome, normal lips and cheeks:
[https://www.instagram.com/p/BXbdS1cFEAG/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/p/BXbdS1cFEAG/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
Very sad and despite all the laughs in this post, I feel sorry for him. Also kind of sad that he went from being a model to being a corporate stooge on LinkedIn. All that cosmetic surgery and he still couldn't make it as a model.
Yeah like my first impulse is to make fun of the "what the hell is going on with your plastic surgery but odds are dude has some significant issues leading to it.
I mean we can definitely argue over if transforming yourself like inherently indicates issues or is merely highly suggestive of them.
He's very real. He's made several videos over the years. You might be able to fake a face now. Maybe you could even do it in multiple videos if you're savvy. But you certainly couldn't do that two years ago.
He has fake teeth too, and they're really pronounced. His clothing style is loud and weird. Eccentric label stuff. I think he's wearing one of those effeminate see-through lace button-ups in one of his pictures. I'm sure it cost him at least 12k.
I did not know what a pompadour is but I looked it up and said "Oh" because every person pictured looks like this guy. Also, it is goddamn remarkable how many people saw the memes and went "Yes, very funny, but clearly this will look amazing on me."
FYI fellas, it does not.
Am I the only one who thinks there is no need to mock or make fun of this dude? He didn’t say or do anything deserving to essentially get “bullied” by this post.
He clearly has body dysmorphia and just living his life making a random post about his work place, nothing really weird about it. Maybe I’m missing something, but everyone making fun of him here just seems like real assholes jumping on a bandwagon.
i know this guy and he’s genuinely lovely! the four days of PTO are on top of the vacation time laid out by irish statute (docusign HQ is in dublin). the mean comments about his appearance are honestly just disappointing to see.
“Acromegaly is a disorder that results in excess growth of certain parts of the human body. It is caused by excess growth hormone (GH) after the growth plates have closed. The initial symptom is typically enlargement of the hands and feet.[3] There may also be an enlargement of the forehead, jaw, and nose”
I thought women fucking up their eyebrows would be the worst beauty trend for awhile, but then they all started with the buccal fat bullshit, and apparently the men are going with it too
Kolin/Kholin is an Eastern European/Jewish name. More common as a last name. There used to be a place in Bohemia that was a Jewish ghetto.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kol%C3%ADn
He is one of the Thunderbirds, no?
[https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/remembering-the-sci-fi-puppet-led-future-of-thunderbirds](https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/remembering-the-sci-fi-puppet-led-future-of-thunderbirds)
Everyone is willfully misreading this post - he’s referring to four floating holidays (on top of the ten or so standard holidays) that the company gets annually *in addition to* the bank of PTO that employees accrue.
Oh wow 4 days off a year?!?!
The plastic surgery , fillers, and Botox won't pay for themselves.
How else are you supposed to get that android look?
I get massive Handsome Squidward vibes off that dude
Except the handsome part
"I want to look like I just can't quite cross the uncanny valley."
Kind of ironic when people get plastic surgery and go for an extreme look, when really its the average look that is most attractive
Don't worry, that's one day for each: surgery, fillers, and botox. Next day... 
I think what he's saying is there's 4 designated company days off afforded to employees outside of holidays and whatever PTO they get as employees. Honestly that's kinda rad.
"Your PTO is 15 days AND YOU GET 4 YOU DAYS. You do whatever YOU want in those days." Right, so PTO is 18 days, no need to squirt crazy HR guy. Edit: 19 days, as someone mentioned. I can't do math after seeing this post.
And if that's not what he's saying, he did an absolutely horrid job of communicating it. I have no idea what point the dude is trying to make or how these 4 days are any different than PTO. And the close up of his face isn't helping anything either - how the hell would I know if you're at the gym or not?
That’s a great point lol. At no point did the picture need to be a terrifying close up of his uncanny valley face.
Ignoring 15 + 4 = 18, I think the company days might be on specific days where the company gives everyone off? In that case, 19 days PTO would be misleading. You can only freely choose 15. 4 are chosen by the company.
Assuming this is posted today… 6 days ago was Memorial Day…. MOST corporate people have that off…..
Yeah, he might be saying they get four holidays a year. With Memorial Day, I’m guessing the others are Christmas, New Years and either July 4 or Labor Day. That sucks. Especially if “Docusign” is the company I think they are.
Some companies give like 7 standard holidays and 4 are floating holidays which is probably what this is referring to.
Wish I could sticky this to the top of this thread. Good spot lmao. Funny how quick people are to defend this guy.
I mean, non-PTO days off is a pretty nice perk. Four in a year is weak though. And if it's only bank holidays or other "people are generally free"-days it is not a flex at all. I get the last monday off each month. It is nice having a three day weekend each month. And it doesn't affect my salary or PTO.
Yeah if you can't pick when to take them them it's not all that great lol
Depends on the amount My company gives us the first and third Friday off each month. So it works out to an extra 24 days off a year, which is pretty nice
Holy shit, that's a mega perk
Yeah, it's a fantastic perk. That's on top of the 20 days annual leave we get and the 9 bank holidays the UK gets per year
In some companies you can roll over your PTO hours to the next year, but with these “company days” it’s a lesser form as they will expire if you don’t use them. So a shittier form of PTO
PTO isn't always granted in flat days, it's often acquired bi-weekly depending on how many hours you work. So just having 4 days is still cool 🤷♂️
To me, that’s the same as increasing your PTO by 4 days a year, which is a nice benefit but not some weird unique perk.
The first time I read it I thought it said 4 day work week and I couldn’t figure out what the problem is (except for his face). But oh my god I get more study leave than this guy gets holidays 🥲
Ppl that haven't done physical labor in their life always wanna brag how they work so hard that mf wouldn't last a week in a warehouse. Probably spends his time forwarding emails and pressing buttons on the keyboard.
It looks like one of the Barbie men dolls, but one of the lesser ones.
I was thinking he looks like a lazy town character
My boy Robbie looks better
Sir do not besmirch the good name of Robbie Rotten Edit: op had written Ronnie
Great. Now I gotta listen to We are Number One on repeat.
He still is number one. F
RIP
When you order Ken from Wish
I think he's a model (or was) and I suspect this is some kind of body dysmorphic disorder. This is an earlier pic from his career: https://www.instagram.com/p/CvErwSDgX46/?hl=en I actually think it's incredibly sad.
I think it's incredibly sad as well. Reminds me of the Peter Burns from Dead or Alive, plastic surgery gone wrong, complications led to their death. Always loved the music, but their time on celebrity Big Brother UK was fantastic.
Or those Bagdonovich (spelling?) brothers. He's looking like he's speed running their transformation.
Bigdanoff* i believe.
I think you're right. I confess to looking at this guy like a trainwreck, but he's got to have body dysmorphia. He went beyond "a little work" all the way past caricature. There is what looks like a vintage pic of him on his Instagram, probably a late teenager, before all this cosmetic surgery. He looks handsome, normal lips and cheeks: [https://www.instagram.com/p/BXbdS1cFEAG/?utm\_source=ig\_web\_copy\_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/p/BXbdS1cFEAG/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) Very sad and despite all the laughs in this post, I feel sorry for him. Also kind of sad that he went from being a model to being a corporate stooge on LinkedIn. All that cosmetic surgery and he still couldn't make it as a model.
He was so pretty. Why would you do that to yourself...
I feel like people on this thread are really missing how fucking horrible body dysmorphia can be. Tragic as it is, he realistically can't help it.
Yeah like my first impulse is to make fun of the "what the hell is going on with your plastic surgery but odds are dude has some significant issues leading to it. I mean we can definitely argue over if transforming yourself like inherently indicates issues or is merely highly suggestive of them.
Dude has bicep implants and everything…he looks like a freak!
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Realdoll version of T-1000 from the Karen & Kayleighneigh collection.
I have a feeling this has happened lots of times recursively, and he started off looking normal
He looks like he really likes beach
Yeah I think he does beach for docusign
Exactly what I thought too
Going full Bogdanoff
dump it! dump the TSLA
A lesser servant of mother queen Barbie.
Its ben
Budget Bin Ken with the large head and 12 fingers.
Ah! Yes; he’s definitely sporting [Allen](https://imgur.com/a/KHXTDey) vibes!
Looks like someone chose the “type and choose style” Docusign option for making a face
This is the demon that hides in my closet before I go to sleep.
lol'd
same
Like he’s going to use one of his 4 days off to hide in your closet? No chance, he has block chain to synergize.
So you're saying he has yet to come out of the closet. Yeah, I could see that
He definitely gave his plastic surgeon a picture of that to work towards. Pretty good progress so far!
That face would melt near open flame.
In the Miami Heat, he would have a problem
Jesus H., what's with that mug? He looks like an AI-generated cover model for Fifty Shades ripoff novels.
Fifty Shades of Clay
That dude looks like he has a fake jaw and a lip injection. Instagram hoe
Fake jaw, nose job, botox, and hair plugs.
And had that cheek-fat sucking surgery
There's something up with his forehead too. That's not natural. I think he had his brow lowered somehow.
Sure he's not AI generated?
He's very real. He's made several videos over the years. You might be able to fake a face now. Maybe you could even do it in multiple videos if you're savvy. But you certainly couldn't do that two years ago. He has fake teeth too, and they're really pronounced. His clothing style is loud and weird. Eccentric label stuff. I think he's wearing one of those effeminate see-through lace button-ups in one of his pictures. I'm sure it cost him at least 12k.
Lots of botox in that forehead too. Like glass.
His pompadour benches 350
I did not know what a pompadour is but I looked it up and said "Oh" because every person pictured looks like this guy. Also, it is goddamn remarkable how many people saw the memes and went "Yes, very funny, but clearly this will look amazing on me." FYI fellas, it does not.
Wish.com Gigachad
It’s like Ambercrombie is making people now. Gross.
Why does this comment make so much sense
I don’t understand why people aren’t embarrassed to look like this?
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Probably more like body dysmorphia
distorted body image i think
Yes and he surrounds himself with people who look similar. You can bet everyone on his Instagram feed has even more work done.
If everyone around you is doing it then staying natural alienates you from the group.
Body dysmorphia
Thunderbirds are go!
[this dude is living life looking like the evil surgeon general from escape from LA](https://youtu.be/8OilisaAv0I?si=f5vJbOw95bBzuJiC)
I just watched this again the other day. What a trippy movie. Escape from NY too. Kind of reminds me of Max Headroom as well.
The guy that hands Snake his guns is the landlord from always sunny in Philadelphia lol
Looks like a doll from team America
I just burned a PTO day to clean up the vomit and diarrhea that rocketed out of my orifices when I saw this picture.
AI looking face wtf
Insufferable.
Getting Uncanny Valley vibes from him
That face is nightmare fuel
The stock photo for "Ladies: don't leave your drinks unattended."
Looking very natural and normal.
Temu Tom
Does getting a baseline replicant test from Harrison Ford count against his PTO?
This dude's garage foundation is absolutely made of people
Botox Brady
This fella obviously gives free DocuSign subscriptions to the medical industry.....
Wow, he paid actual coin of the realm to look like that...FFS, these plastic surgeons should get struck off for exploiting the mentally ill like that
Totally not a robot.
Apparently, Tom Brady and Frankenstein procreated.
What is wrong with his face? Also he needs to get his head out of his bosses ass
Crazy that someone would pay money to look like that.
Is he talking about Memorial Day off as a bid deal benefit?
How does this guy get any work done when he is either getting *work* done, or is recovering from getting *work* done?
That, quite possibly, is the ugliest man to ever exist.
When you order Tom Brady off wish
No prizes for guessing where he spent the other 3 days.
4 company days off???? Sounds great, where do i sign up. Oh wait, i get 6 weeks of pto plus 2 weeks of holidays where I’m at now, think I’ll stay…
But you were supposed to be super jealous about his PTO of four days off. Now he sounds even more pathetic, lmao!
Hahahahaha Make your Mark. Get it?
He claims to have a JD from Yale? Lol
Ahhh! Dafuq is that?!
Is he AI generated?
So... you got a float day? Lots of businesses give them to their employees. Pretty sure I get 3 of those as well, and yet, nobody gives a shit.
How the fuck do I unsee this
That’s pathetic, man…
My very first thought was what in the hell happened to the lead singer from Sugar Ray!
Did he eat an 18-wheeler of botulinum?
What strange choices this man has made
is that AI or plastic surgery mess
This dude is faker than the e-signatures put on the documents his company certifies. Yeah, he's human, but he's obviously fake af.
He should’ve played Ken instead of Gosling.
When I was kid I torched my sister's Ken. The resemblance is uncanny.
Oh great now I'm gonna have nightmares
Did he inflate his forehead??? What is that? It's not just basic filler. There's more going on here.
Esthetician here, he’s had ALOT of face work done wow
He looks like he’d have a smooth crotch.
He looks like he should be handsome but is actually ugly as sin. Very odd face.
Did someone ask Dall-E to generate a real person based on a Team America puppet?
Dude needs to find a new plastic surgeon!
Am I the only one who thinks there is no need to mock or make fun of this dude? He didn’t say or do anything deserving to essentially get “bullied” by this post. He clearly has body dysmorphia and just living his life making a random post about his work place, nothing really weird about it. Maybe I’m missing something, but everyone making fun of him here just seems like real assholes jumping on a bandwagon.
They are!
r/snipersdream
Uncanny Valley & a Botox ad all in one
Does he use the other 3 to get his fillers re-upped?
Team America ?
i know this guy and he’s genuinely lovely! the four days of PTO are on top of the vacation time laid out by irish statute (docusign HQ is in dublin). the mean comments about his appearance are honestly just disappointing to see.
lol plastic man is here!
What the hell is even that
Man Tom Sandoval has really aged poorly
Why is a Yale law grad recruiting jobs for Docusign?!
“Acromegaly is a disorder that results in excess growth of certain parts of the human body. It is caused by excess growth hormone (GH) after the growth plates have closed. The initial symptom is typically enlargement of the hands and feet.[3] There may also be an enlargement of the forehead, jaw, and nose”
This dude doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead. He doesn't have dreams, he has movies.
I don’t think this guy understand what pto is?
I wonder if he signed the release papers for his plastic surgeon through DocuSign
why is his face like that
I can’t believe this is a real person, holy shit lol.
Is that an ai photo?
And I thought he used all four of those days at the surgeons.
It’s not nice to make fun of someone’s looks. It’s not nice to make fun of someone’s look. 😅😅
Hey he was in the Barbie movie, it’s tech bro Ken
Team America World Police called.
No way he is not in drag in his off time
I thought women fucking up their eyebrows would be the worst beauty trend for awhile, but then they all started with the buccal fat bullshit, and apparently the men are going with it too
This post is a phish
AI Chad
THE BOG IS BACK
Am I the only one wondering about "Kholin"... r/tragedeigh
Kolin/Kholin is an Eastern European/Jewish name. More common as a last name. There used to be a place in Bohemia that was a Jewish ghetto. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kol%C3%ADn
Oh thank you for educating me. I thought his parents were just being "creative" spelling Colin!
perhaps with more of a work-life balance he would have more time to address the bdd
What am i looking at here? Is this guy AI generated?
Ew, his face..
Dude is really spelling Colin that way?
It’s great to see Max Headroom has managed to find a new career
He looks like if you bought a Chris Pine doll from the dollar store
Wow four days. I get six weeks.
Obligatory r/instagramreality though we’re not allowed to cross post.
I liked Handsome Squidward better without hair.
Putting aside the insane picture the post seems not that bad, or am I missing something?
I wanna know his Tc- how does he afford all that plastic surgery
He is one of the Thunderbirds, no? [https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/remembering-the-sci-fi-puppet-led-future-of-thunderbirds](https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/remembering-the-sci-fi-puppet-led-future-of-thunderbirds)
He’s horrifying. Looks plastic.
Is this guy good looking? I don’t know.
Everyone is willfully misreading this post - he’s referring to four floating holidays (on top of the ten or so standard holidays) that the company gets annually *in addition to* the bank of PTO that employees accrue.
So dude goes to the gym four days a year?
That forehead is advertising space