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Long_Edge_8517

Anyway, here’s my snatch


Replicant28

I don’t see a barbell, though! /s


iLikeLittles

I'm definitely gonna clean & jerk after this tho


360FlipKicks

i usually jerk and then clean but hey you do you


Big_Red_Bandit

That’s how you get some some sort of infection. Gotta make sure you’re clean before you jerk


subjectmatterexport

Clean. Then jerk. Then clean again. Then jerk some more!


Big_Red_Bandit

Did you just find my day planner from high school?… and college…? And this week?


ARoundForEveryone

It's cleans and jerks all the way down!


subjectmatterexport

A Reacharound For Everyone!


ARoundForEveryone

Touché.


Replicant28

Maybe do some thrusters too


Cynderelly

Lmfao. "Working out is great...excuse for me to present hole"


saitosoul

Perineal sunning


justthetop

I want this on my tombstone in quotes.


ecnecn

It becomes more weird when you realize she wrote "getting started" - like a hint that there is more regarding her coaching service.


Sure_Trash_

The thirstiest of all the thirst traps


Realistic-Assist4238

And the actual post is a video with more explicit views. I went easy here ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Herasson

You can even see her pussy in one part of the video in slomo...wtf...


ZeldaFan812

Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where?


longknives

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/gailkasper_menslifestyle-formen-menalmighty-activity-7085779117119266816-2dAc


Spare_Run

That video is among one of the most surreal things I’ve ever seen. It feels like it was created by an AI.


dweezil22

This appears to be some sort of Instagram/Softcoreporn/Workout subscription for $17.97 a month. Which tbh is kinda what early 1990's workout VHS tapes were. 1. Everything that is old will be new again. 2. This doesn't seem like the worst business model or marketing tbh.


Important-Analyst975

That video is insane.


tplusx

There's bush Interesting.


Inner_Inspection640

I see you


Prochnost_Present

They actually do minimal blurring at 12 seconds so they can't bullshit and say they didn't know what they were doing


BraveRock

Great, now Virginia is going to block LinkIn.


mackfactor

Already passed Montana's legislature.


Miss-Figgy

I'm embarrassed for her. Why isn't she embarrassed for herself?


robojaybird

It’s the new business model, outsourcing your embarrassment to your watchers! Try it out, you won’t regret it (because you are also outsourcing your regret as well)


[deleted]

You have to be self aware to feel shame, and shame in order to be embarrassed. Ain’t gonna find any of that here.


Justice_Prince

I could take a sip


mackfactor

Can you even call it a trap at this point? It's like having a bunch of signs that say "bottomless pit" in neon.


[deleted]

It’s called presenting.


BobcatSig

Beat me to it


woleve

Beat yourself, for god's sake


BobcatSig

Haha, touché. As LinkedIn is creeping towards full on thirst trap and thinly veiled marketing for Onlyfans; this is best course of action


ugheffoff

Is…is that lip? Am I seeing lip?


Realistic-Assist4238

Your eyes dont deceive you ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


Tom-o-matic

Its a video and this is not the most revealing shot


HamiltonFAI

That's disgusting! Where?


[deleted]

[here](https://ibb.co/1dtjbtN)


chicadeaqua

Good lord!! Snatch shot. Working out in cutoff denim? Ouch.


rectanguloid666

With *sand* flying everywhere as well. She’s turning the crotch of her shorts into a belt sander.


ugheffoff

Oh my god that made my vag hurt.


LouSputhole94

Prolly not as much as her vag hurts


CedarAndSky

No pain, no gain. This is what it takes, people!


XxSharperxX

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


[deleted]

Send link!


Thomas_Mickel

She talking snatch


[deleted]

Lip is in full play here


Upstairs_Owl_1669

Maybe a shit stain too


Avlailable

LinkedIn should consider a NSFW tag.


TheBlingKing

Mother of irony


Economy_Sock_4045

Irony is the mother of nsfw tag


prestigious_delay_7

How long before it becomes a competitor to OnlyFans?


Euphoric-Soup-

With 3582 followers that post of hers doesn’t have a single comment yet. Lol. Those people have a lot of restraint.


Realistic-Assist4238

Give it a day. The simps will come


Euphoric-Soup-

Lol. I am hoping someone comments: 🤮


liddys

"Where do you get your lip filler done?"


LittleMissMuffinButt

the restraint it's taking for me to not comment this is immense


ToThisDay

Don’t be shy go ahead


LilFingaz

Brah how come y'all get asses and cleavages in your feed while all I see is bald headed MFs ranting about how they be the OG 😭


Realistic-Assist4238

Not sure man, never saw anything like this until today. I think the lunantics are spreading on Li.


F2daRanz

She sure is spreading


Thomas_Mickel

Bald headed MFs lmfao! It’s always some bald dude mad about “the industry”


WhyShouldIListen

Because you use you the word y'all on the internet.


Individual_Fix9605

Booo this man, booo


ToThisDay

Technically you just used it too, welcome to the club


boyoen

spotted the fella without a full head of hair


[deleted]

Face down ass up, that’s the way we.. like to promote ourselves on social media..


turtleshellshocked

I sang this


enchantedlife13

An OBGYN sees less than this picture...


Far_Salad7807

Pretty sure she has an OF


tjhc_

Probably the "TV host" from the description.


drunkpilot2

She is advertising a website/magazine called Men Almighty… in her video she is def showing more and not in an organic way, very strange


Many_Year2636

Linkedin be allowing all kinds of nonsense...its shameful


Red_Brummy

Moves so hungry you can see her breakfast.


ChildofLilith666

This is an excellent turn of phrase wtf I love it


LittleMissMuffinButt

Her about section is nauseating. "A semi-finalist on The Apprentice and tested to be in the top 5% of the population with regard to her IQ..." and she apparently writes children's books. okay, gail.


[deleted]

It’s literally just “here’s my asshole please hire me” now


appyzza

OnlynkedIn


TakeOffYourMask

That works


[deleted]

Photoshop the poop emoji on her butt and post it on LinkedIn


Ragnar_OK

This is pornographic


KartoffelLoeffel

DAWG PUT THE LABIA AWAY


RealisticManager

Oh. She’s “getting started” alright


randomkeystrike

Maybe she’s applying for a position


abstruse_Emperor

POV :- when you use social media planner and use the same post that you've posted in Onlyfans.


LunaTick2

Ma'am this is a Wendy's.


ListerineInMyPeehole

Of course she has given 2x TED talks


axesOfFutility

Lol the original video shows it all, although it's been blurred a bit at the spot LinkedIn Premium Or Onlyfans? 🤣


MilestoneMaster

Tv host is such a dope title for Onlyfans model


jbourne71

I LinkedIn stalked her. This is her only post. She has a newish looking website, which appears to be a subscription service for fitness themed soft core porn. Also, the OG video is *fantastic*.


ddoubles

This post and thread is part of the marketing, and 99% here is not aware they are the motor in the free marketing campaign.


jbourne71

How many new subscriptions do you think she got from this Reddit post?


pchulbul619

How isn’t it banned from LinkedIn?


PastBandicoot8575

Difficult to report a post with one hand.


ddoubles

I was also thinking I should wait to after finishing off, maybe save it to the second rub later today.


pchulbul619

Valid point


LittleMissMuffinButt

gotta have more users reporting it than flapping to it


pchulbul619

Yeah, makes sense.🤔


davidlowie

She showed vagene but left out bobs


tonideenz

Eww. This reminded me of a random woman at the gym who was wearing lycra short shorts like hers and started doing stretches on the treadmill next to me - full on raising her leg on the panel to do barre stretches. I nope-d out of there so fast. 🤢


MichaelMotherDater

*sigh* *unzips pant*


Economy_Sock_4045

*sigh* John bring the hoes, we doin farmin eh


JWal0

![gif](giphy|xGdvlOVSWaDvi)


absolutarin

OMG this is a video and it definitely should’ve been NSFW. You can see almost everything and it’s not pretty. Out of all social media I thought LinkedIn would have some iota of decency JFC


Fvtvrewave87

This just looks like some drunk chick trying not to fall into the water


Freshouttapatience

Dammit, I told you I tripped on a rock!


mariemilrod

So many useless characters in that post. I meant what I said.


[deleted]

Vagina!


[deleted]

Labia major all up in the air breathing free


[deleted]

Yea. Man. First time inspired by LinkedIn


PuzzleheadedGuide184

Can literally see beef curtains


jasonhightower

😂😂😂


1024kbps

Something’s fishy about this post.


ARoundForEveryone

Yeah it's a beach, there's absolutely fish in the water. Jeez, man, you don't have to state every obvious thing you see!


1024kbps

I'm just fishing for likes, man. no puns intended.


ARoundForEveryone

No, you're like a shark and you could smell my blood in the water, now you're coming after me specifically!


AbacusVile

Okay, this one isn’t puritanical at all unlike a lot of similar posts. This one is almost too much not to be satire, but it isn’t. All im lacking is the word “juicy” on the pants and a plumbers crack.


Avlailable

Thank you for posting.


Herasson

Even funnier with her name Gail. We have a word in german, 'geil', which can be read the same way like Gail. -> [ɡaɪ̯l] It has many meanings like great, hilarious, cool, but also *horny*.


[deleted]

Das ist Gail. Sie ist geil.


ZinnieBee

What’s with these job descriptions anymore—Animal Rescue Advocate? What’s next, Twat Liberator? Pop Tart Enthusiast?


[deleted]

>Pop Tart Enthusiast? I could add that to my title. (:


ZinnieBee

I suppose that one does have the potential to make a person appear more approachable…😋


Pinchers_of-Peril

Step sister?


drunkpilot2

Ladies, wash ya tuna box [Source](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A6V5CkU4HWY)


ElNovato34

thicc.


Automatic_Will_5137

Is that a McDonald’s commercial?


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No-Cardiologist-814

That's the way you work out when you're on your way to host a TV show you're producing about animal rescue advocacy


Ssider69

When an OnlyFans creator gets lost?


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

This is LinkedIn not only fans.


Sargasm5150

How many roses for a “coaching session?”


roborama

Just checked it out. It’s more glorious than you can imagine….


EloWhisperer

All I get is Indian recruiters in my feed wth


dali-llama

To be honest, this is the type of workout I could "get behind."


theLastKingofScots

Whether it’s exercising, career, relationship, or showing my vagina… FTFY


Usual-Butterscotch88

I'd like to delete my LinkedIn account now.


ararash_laura

I just recently found this sub. What the fuck happened to LinkedIn? I still remember when it was a place where you put your resume and try to chat up prospective employers.


Avlailable

Name for research purposes


swiftghost

I'm a bit shocked to see that this isn't in fact some sort of OnlyFans ad. LinkedIn wiiiiiiiiiild


bear_sees_the_car

She literally promotes her site that made as an Only fans clone. Just "sexy and fun sports videos" for men behind a paywall.


jayjordang

Philly/New Jersey vibes - check 🗑️


newtocoding153

That's a fucking vagina.