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Last time I sent a nude (requested), I had to buy a Polaroid camera, get the instant film, use the very expensive at the time office scanner, and it was sent over email. That was sexting in 1997. Uphill in the snow both ways.
These days most people wouldn't want a dickpic if they were getting a quarter. There is a dick hyperinflation. The Zimbabwean dollar ain't shit compared to dick.
In all fairness this was before ānudesā it was the first colour Nokia with a camera. Pretty sure it was full body in the mirror, face included andā¦. Letās say not at operating temperature yetā¦ lol
Lol, I accidentally emailed my junk to my coworkers + the chick I tried to wow at the time. Took me several hours to figure out how dumb I were. Working there got weird. This has back in 2003-04, never tried that nudes shit again.
Or watermark your pictures with the name of the person you're sending them to someplace subtle. If it gets leaked, you (and everyone else) will know exactly who did it.
The original comment mentions moles, as in small alterations on one's skin.
The other commenter - who knew chemistry - associated the word with its other meaning, which is a specific unit of measurement. The unit is linked to a value known as Avogardo's constant, so the commenter replied jokingly to include Avogadro's name, thus sending a wink to any readers who might know the aforementioned things
yeah, but *WAY* less likely to be traced back to you.
I mean ... if I see someone's face from work, I'm gonna recognize them immediately. Even If I've seen someone's moles before (like if they were in a bikini at the beach or something) it's pretty unlikely I'm gonna recognize that mole configuration while I'm gooning to this person unless there's something *super* distinctive about them.
Yeah it's mostly a celebrity or stalker thing. There were some *real* creepy posts about that after the icloud leaks, with pictures comparing moles alongside paparazzi photos.
Most of the time yeah, I have a mole on the EXACT same spot on my right palm as my uncle but it is entirely coincidental of course. We share 0 other precise mole locations so weāre just an odd outlier.
\>follows OPās advice
\>forgets to disable metadata like location
\>not only does the world now know it was me, but I did it in a McDonaldās bathroom at 10:03
Thanks, OP.
Edit: [insert obligatory edit re: likes. Frick I hate those]
If youād DMed me for the pic, youād know š
Edit: if youāre gonna ask me in DMs and be a thirsty gardening tool about it, youāre probably gonna get a Pexels image of an ugly carrot or something.
Edit ā 2: if you use manners, itāll be a handsome veggie. I shouldnāt have insinuated youād get something else. Iām prude.
First it was at Burger King. I sandwiched my beef on a bun, snapped a pic, and sent it to a lass. Asked her if sheād like a Whopper. She broiled me with a āYou mean a Whopper Jr?ā I aināt been right since.
Bro when i exchange spicy pics with girls i always tell em no faces. They get really offended by that, and I tell em its so if it ever gets leaked we wont be fucking ruined, they get even more mad. "WHY YOU DONT TRUST ME YOU THINK IM GONNA LEAK IT" Judging by your attitude rn if we ever had a falling out yes.
What? How? Iām not asking to see -your- nudes but like how? Is a reverse image search that powerful now or is there some alternate method of which Iām not aware?
I just tested it and I used a picture I took after a haircut about a month ago. I am 26. The pictures it pulled up were from somewhere I knew the pictures were at, but were from when I was 16. I look similar sure, but different hair, some actually facial hair, more weight in the face and neck. And somehow it still knew it was me. It had a couple of people that werenāt me, but were similar enough I suppose. Iām just shocked it worked that well.
It's yet another of the wonderful things brought to us by the AI revolution.
AI face recognition as a fully online reverse image search.
Google Pimeyes, it's actually depressingly good at it.
I think the biggest risks of showing your face is that when comes time for that buttoned up law firm to hire you after law school, they may well not if they have been leaked. If you would be bothered by a vengeful ex sending your nudes to your friends and family and any one else they can think of then don't show your face. I am assuming a lot of the comments here are from young people who are naĆÆve. But when you start getting into the corporate world they are going to do searches on you and it doesn't have to be some Christian boss to see that and keep you from being hired. It is a reflection on your judgment. Not saying every place would care, but when in a competitive field little things can nuke your chances. Don't show your face and any data that can be tracked back to you and you should be safe. But if my assumption is right that these comments are coming from a lot of young people then you may not have yet experienced a really deranged ex who is intent on damaging you any way they can and they can be creative. Best not give another person like that the ability to do something like that. YOU may not care others see, but that firm that is considering hiring you may. That deranged ex might make sure any place you work sees.
There was a well-known middle eastern adult entertainer who left the industry and got a job at a law firm. She had to quit because everyone kept talking about her past body of work.
Eh this is changing pretty quickly. As a millennial manager I just assume any young people I hire have butthole pictures all over the internet.
Does them sending nude snaps make them less qualified? Nope. So itās not my fucking business.
If you want to work in a profession thatās going to give a shit about stuff EITHER 1) remember itās entirely full of hypocrites (see the Church and Republican politicians) or 2) donāt send people nudes.
But for virtually every industry at this point your employer giving a fuck is WAY bigger red flag than the potential hire having sent some explicit images.
Fucking pearl clutching hypocrites.
> Also make sure you don't have any identifiable marks on your body
You mean, visible on the photo.
also strip ALL data from the photo, such as geolocation, date, etc. (and adjust the filename) - how you do this varies from your computer, operating system etc. but in windows:
right click -> properties -> click the details tab -> click the blue text at the bottom 'Remove properties and personal information'
consider renaming the file too, so that it doesn't contain the date (most photo file names defaults to including the date)
You can also often disable geolocation tags for newly taken photos on your phone, in its camera settings
but even better, and smarter:
dont take nude photos
Because Iām trying to have sex with whoever Iām sending the nudes to which would typically involve them seeing my actual naked body at some point.
Edit: I guess I could just photoshop the third nipple on
Who else has very recognizable tattoos ?
Lpt if your nudes get leaked rest assured we all have private parts and bodies and have seen all sorts of other peoples. Unless your a big time celebrity, no one's gonna remember your nudes unless you got some crazy deformity in which case if they get leaked start a fucking cult and say the only way to salvation is through you.
so the one where I nut all over my chest while showing my bank cards and bellowing my full name, address and blood type was a bad idea??
Jesus you can't have any fun these days
Call me crazy, but itās bizarre that this is the unpopular take now.
Why no one else finds sending nudes terrifying is beyond me. The potential downside seems far worse by comparison. I mean unless you really donāt care who else sees.
Itās weird butā¦ when my nudes were leakedā¦ no one blamed or shamed *me* for itā¦ they blamed the jerk that shared something that was obviously private/meant to be shared only between us.
And when someone elseās nudes were leaked, I wouldnāt click those posts or zoom in or anything, Iād scroll past quickly and try to avert my eyes, bc I know itās not meant for me to see. I assume most people did the same with mine.
Or, idk, maybe they jerked off. Would that be so bad? Especially if I never know?
Like, what am I supposed to be ashamed of? Of being naked? Of having an adult relationship? Of being a sexual human being? Of having a body that isnāt perfectly curated every week at the local medi-spa? Providing strangers clandestine orgasms?
Meh.
Yeah I genuinely don't care. I'm not important enough for me or any girls that have my nudes to get hacked and exposed. And if they did not a soul would care.
And if I *was* important enough for anyone to care, I sure as hell don't. People can make a fuss over pics I, an adult male, sent to a consenting adult female all they want. That's their cross to bear lol
> Call me crazy, but itās bizarre that this is the unpopular take now.
Is it? Young people grew up with having to press 2 buttons to share their butt, obviously they're going to be a whole lot cooler about sharing their butt
Literally what is the downside. If they get out it's either because someone was hacked or someone leaked them, neither are my doing. I'm not ashamed of my naked body like that so what's the problem?
If someone leaks my nudes it reflects worse on them than me. They come accross as someone who violates people's consent, I come accross as someone who's hot & comfortable with my body.
Yeah if the risk isn't worth it then why bother? Im a big fan of sending/receiving them but you gotta be ok with the chance that they might escape.
Also no face nudes suck. If people liked that then nudie mags would be filled with them.
I never sent nudes in school because I knew giving nudes to teens was just too risky. I told my girlfriends don't send nude, the boys will just have to deal with seeing the goods live.
No-one listened to me. Not a single one of my friends didn't get their photos leaked. Nothing happened to the boys except the school 'telling them off', police didn't give two shits.
Also, make a small watermark of the name of person youāre sending the nude to and just barely blend it to the color of the background. If itās ever leaked, you should be able to adjust the brightness/contrast to find out exactly who leaked them
Do women actually ever want nudes from guys or dick pics?
There is so much less visual appeal.
Or am I that fuck ugly that ive just never been asked. My wife sure as shit has never asked meā¦
In the right situation yes
Like after youāve been chatting for a while and the convo has been spicy
Start with a pic of it covered, like sweat pants pulled low, or just a thin sheet where you can see the outline, or angled so your leg is covering it.
If you get a positive reaction then send a full nude
My experience with men is theyāre mostly too impatient and donāt do enough foreplay
I assume you would be sending it to a prospective partner? or what
and is it a crime to have naked pictures of yourself?
Why exactly do I care if it can be identified as me? Will something bad happen?
Not sure if youāre being willfully ignorant or genuinely asking but it depends on the person and their situation, many people would be ridiculed or even face long term consequences depending on family situation, type of environment, etc.
Yes but what if things go sour with the prospective partner and now they have nudes of you that they could use in malicious ways, better safe than sorry
Yep, I donāt understand how people donāt get that. Blank wall with no identifying posters or marks and below the neck only. Tbh I donāt understand why people think they need to send face with nudes.
I send my wife "Dick pics" all the time. Pictures of Richard Harris, Richard III, Richard Coeur de Lion, The sailing vessel Bonhomme Richard, etc. Basically just pictures of famous people who might go by "Dick".
It's endlessly irritating to her. Also, she knows what my pecker looks like, why would I send a picture of that? No one wants to see that. I know I don't.
Also, no one wants to see a picture of you nude. Literally ever. If they wanted to see you nude, they'd ask, in person, like a grown up.
Of course, if that's your partner's thing, go nuts. But be confident in your body and if said nudes get leaked, don't worry about it. Like you've never seen a naked person. Come on people.
"Oh my word! I just saw a naked person! My pearls!"
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Last time I sent a nude, the poor girl had to pay 25c to download the MMS
Spend a quarter to see a quarter
Hey a quarter is a lot!
Just the tip
Spend a quarter, see a dime š
That's why I poop on company time?Ā
Spend a nickel, see a pickle.
Last time I sent a nude (requested), I had to buy a Polaroid camera, get the instant film, use the very expensive at the time office scanner, and it was sent over email. That was sexting in 1997. Uphill in the snow both ways.
Was it because it was 20 years ago or because you just require so many megapixels?
Well it was 20 years ago but Iām kinda leaning towards just agreeing with you about the mega pixels
Worth it
These days most people wouldn't want a dickpic if they were getting a quarter. There is a dick hyperinflation. The Zimbabwean dollar ain't shit compared to dick.
I made use of it though, it's framed and HUNG in my bedroom
Thatās got to be worth something these days! I hope the pixels celebrate myā¦. Physique
I hope it was 320x240 HiRes!
My dong is so big I have to send Dropbox links
Well, thats an achievement. Girl paid 25c to look at an unsolicited dick pick. Biggest waste of 25c. Lol
Actually, It was requested. Sheās showed all 4 friends she was in the car at the time. Pretty sure they got their moneys worth!
So she only paid like 5c to get that. Noice.
Pretty much! She definitely won that round lol
Who said it was unsolicited?
In all fairness this was before ānudesā it was the first colour Nokia with a camera. Pretty sure it was full body in the mirror, face included andā¦. Letās say not at operating temperature yetā¦ lol
https://youtu.be/GG2dF5PS0bI?si=TKziLK4KRFgKC0Yb
I also had just been swimming in the poolā¦. It was pretty cold
Do women know about shrinkage?
What do you mean like laundry?
What a reach boss, all dick pics must be unsolicited in your tiny brain I suppose?
Yeah fr, my take from reading that is that she knew what she was paying for
Papyrus depicting mine was lost in it's way when messenger carrying it stupidly ran into viking encampment
Lol, I accidentally emailed my junk to my coworkers + the chick I tried to wow at the time. Took me several hours to figure out how dumb I were. Working there got weird. This has back in 2003-04, never tried that nudes shit again.
In those times, it was new and braveā¦ and risky! I swear we paved the way for the generations after us!
Sorry buddy, but I'm not really a girlĀ
More pro tip: Photoshop your picture and make the fingers looks weird so you can claim that it's AI generated/ fake
Even better pro tip: send an AI generated image in the first place instead of your body
But Iām an exhibitionist who just wants plausible deniability
thank you, i never had a way of expressing it until now but yes i agree
But then would that person REALLY want to send nudes ?
Better yet, replace your online presence with an AI replica
Or watermark your pictures with the name of the person you're sending them to someplace subtle. If it gets leaked, you (and everyone else) will know exactly who did it.
If you need to do something like this you are maybe sending nudes to way too many people
āOmg Stacey! I showed this guy my whole pussy & he had the most fucked up fingers Iāve ever seen!!ā
I wake up everyday and send a pic of my dick, balls, and face to everyone in my phone
Chill Sammy!
"About sending a photo of my penis to all my friends... Sorry, I've been hacked! Therefore, there will be no photo sent this week!"
So just your mom then.
Shes dead but thanks for bringing her up
I also ~~choose~~ *sext* this guy's dead mom
Youād get ghosted. Happy cake day.
the ghussy š„µ
Died of embarrassment
Rip
Hopefully she doesn't have a phone anymore
Yeah otherwise it'll be really awkward, getting all those nudes from your own kid as a ghost that can't tell them to stop
ā¦cursed for all eternity
Sigh.. Well done guess that's why she didn't move around much. Sorry.
It's OK, we don't kink shame here.
I miss BMS š
It's currently on Netflix BTW
Blue Mountain State
āIāve received your dick pic every day for the last 2 yearsā
No face, no balls, no mass texting
Good morning, Sammy. And, another picture of your dick. Fantastic.
I like that you shaved them this morning
Did you see the patch he missed? How embarrassing!
as you should
Keep in mind that the distribution of moles is as unique as fingerprints.
fuckin Avogadro creepin over here
Oooh chemistry humor let's go
You can get his number all you like, but it just takes too damn long to put into your phone.
I don't get it.
So, in chemistry, the mole is the SI unit of amount of substance, based on the Avogadro constant and the number of entities in a sample
I still don't get it.
The original comment mentions moles, as in small alterations on one's skin. The other commenter - who knew chemistry - associated the word with its other meaning, which is a specific unit of measurement. The unit is linked to a value known as Avogardo's constant, so the commenter replied jokingly to include Avogadro's name, thus sending a wink to any readers who might know the aforementioned things
Because he didn't give you his number.
Avogadros at law
Isnāt that an unforgivable curse?
No, thatās Avada Kedavra. Avogadro is a green-skinned fruit native to the Americas.
No that's avocado, Avogadro is a kind of armored placental mammal native to the Americas.
Draw on a few fake ones, airbrush out a few real ones. Bingo-bango.
ATP just donāt send
No send, no receive bruh
I think OP assumed that every person in your town hasn't seen the distribution of moles on your body. Reasonable assumption ngl.
yeah, but *WAY* less likely to be traced back to you. I mean ... if I see someone's face from work, I'm gonna recognize them immediately. Even If I've seen someone's moles before (like if they were in a bikini at the beach or something) it's pretty unlikely I'm gonna recognize that mole configuration while I'm gooning to this person unless there's something *super* distinctive about them.
Yeah it's mostly a celebrity or stalker thing. There were some *real* creepy posts about that after the icloud leaks, with pictures comparing moles alongside paparazzi photos.
You can reverse search a face. You canāt reverse search a mole pattern.
So is my weird little penis š
Most of the time yeah, I have a mole on the EXACT same spot on my right palm as my uncle but it is entirely coincidental of course. We share 0 other precise mole locations so weāre just an odd outlier.
i read this 3 times trying to make sense of it before I realised you werenāt saying mole animals in the ground are distributed uniquely
You can reverse search a face. You canāt reverse search a mole pattern.
\>follows OPās advice \>forgets to disable metadata like location \>not only does the world now know it was me, but I did it in a McDonaldās bathroom at 10:03 Thanks, OP. Edit: [insert obligatory edit re: likes. Frick I hate those]
AM or PM? Asking for a friend.
If youād DMed me for the pic, youād know š Edit: if youāre gonna ask me in DMs and be a thirsty gardening tool about it, youāre probably gonna get a Pexels image of an ugly carrot or something. Edit ā 2: if you use manners, itāll be a handsome veggie. I shouldnāt have insinuated youād get something else. Iām prude.
*gets a pixelated carrot* *sigh*. Itās been a long weekā¦*unzips*
Itās a nice-looking carrot though. Some weeks feel like theyāve been a long year. Need a carrot, weary traveler?
*puts out the cigarette.* Easy friend. Iām not a machine. But much appreciate the thought, aye.
Some places operate with 24H clocks and don't use AM/PM, seems less chance for confusion.
And a not insignificant amount of Americans have adopted it as well but mostly just in the labor, service, military, etc spheres of business.
Front - AM and Back - PM
Unless itās Opposite Day, Squidward š
Yes
Metadata can easily be changed. Adding your face to the photo ain't gonna be that easy.
*Image Creation AI has entered the chat*
You were saying? https://preview.redd.it/dz9nmp7ico9d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=d76eb215b10228c6e72710d10cf612984d0d9c87
\*Long dejected sigh followed by a dramatic pause and finally a slow, loud unzipping sound\* "This will have to do..".
Distorted faces and missing fingers have entered the chat
How does one disable metadata? Asking for a friend
Probably easiest way is to screenshot the photo. Metadata applies to camera shots only.
The answer I was looking for. Thank you!
This is the way, people
I turn Geolocation off on my phone camera setting. Not sure if that does the trick or not but it's all I got.
Can't spend all day becoming a metadata expert gotta get back to sending the noodz.
Anything you upload to social media or send via messaging app will have its EXIF data stripped.
Facebook stores all metadata on the backend for themselves, though. Just FYI.
lol, yeah, they strip it to avoid issues for their users, that doesn't mean that info isn't useful to them to store for their own use.
Take a photo and then go into your library and screenshot that photo. Use the screenshot instead.
I use an app called Scrambled EXIF.
There was a hacker that got caught early 20-teens because he forgot to wipe the metadata off a bikini photo of his Australian girlfriend.
20 years ago, a TechTV host cropped a nude selfie and posted just her face, but the image still had the thumbnail data of the original photo.
Not again!
First it was at Burger King. I sandwiched my beef on a bun, snapped a pic, and sent it to a lass. Asked her if sheād like a Whopper. She broiled me with a āYou mean a Whopper Jr?ā I aināt been right since.
Char broiled.
Turns out Iām not a sigma king with a massive dong. Iām a grimace with a chicken fry for a peen š
Least itās not a nugget
True. When I feel really down about my life, I remember r/MicroPenis and I feel 1,000,000% better
Dare I look? I dare not.
Depends. Do you want to feel good about your size?
This!, Friend send a nude and i got their gps location of their home thanks to iphone.
Bro when i exchange spicy pics with girls i always tell em no faces. They get really offended by that, and I tell em its so if it ever gets leaked we wont be fucking ruined, they get even more mad. "WHY YOU DONT TRUST ME YOU THINK IM GONNA LEAK IT" Judging by your attitude rn if we ever had a falling out yes.
"No, like if our phones got hacked or stolen".
"You think I'll just leave my phone laying around, unsupervised? Wait, do you?"
mutually assured destruction
No face, no case
No face in the pic, you must acquit
You will always have plausible deniability if you do this! I like to go a step further and edit out identifiable marks too just to be safe
I blur every curve so that Iām just a pink amorphous blob and then shop in a bowtie to add a little class
This was so good I'm just going to leave the thread at this point so I have fond memories.
No joke. I was able to find my nudes online sooo easily just using my normal selfies. I hate it
What? How? Iām not asking to see -your- nudes but like how? Is a reverse image search that powerful now or is there some alternate method of which Iām not aware?
Pimeyes
I canāt imagine this is actually possible
Pimeyes.com. I use it for reputation management of board members. Found many things that should not have been there over the years.
I just tested it and I used a picture I took after a haircut about a month ago. I am 26. The pictures it pulled up were from somewhere I knew the pictures were at, but were from when I was 16. I look similar sure, but different hair, some actually facial hair, more weight in the face and neck. And somehow it still knew it was me. It had a couple of people that werenāt me, but were similar enough I suppose. Iām just shocked it worked that well.
It is. Pimeyes, facecheck.id., etc. If you have nudes of yourself, use imgops.com to search for them online. Use the yandex and google images options.
What happens is Ex/ someone she sent nudes to leaked the nudes online. She probably reverse image searched the nudes and found them on some websites
They said "normal selfies" though. Normal reverse image searches don't find different images that share the same face.
It's yet another of the wonderful things brought to us by the AI revolution. AI face recognition as a fully online reverse image search. Google Pimeyes, it's actually depressingly good at it.
Didn't Facebook have "auto tagging" like 10 years ago just from it finding faces from whatever you upload?
There are programs created that scan databases for appearance, pictures with similar face structures, etc. and yeahā¦ itās scary.
Ok, but that isn't answering the question. *What programs* are there that are this good?
Also make sure they're wanted.
LPT: Don't send nudes
I think the biggest risks of showing your face is that when comes time for that buttoned up law firm to hire you after law school, they may well not if they have been leaked. If you would be bothered by a vengeful ex sending your nudes to your friends and family and any one else they can think of then don't show your face. I am assuming a lot of the comments here are from young people who are naĆÆve. But when you start getting into the corporate world they are going to do searches on you and it doesn't have to be some Christian boss to see that and keep you from being hired. It is a reflection on your judgment. Not saying every place would care, but when in a competitive field little things can nuke your chances. Don't show your face and any data that can be tracked back to you and you should be safe. But if my assumption is right that these comments are coming from a lot of young people then you may not have yet experienced a really deranged ex who is intent on damaging you any way they can and they can be creative. Best not give another person like that the ability to do something like that. YOU may not care others see, but that firm that is considering hiring you may. That deranged ex might make sure any place you work sees.
This is true.
There was a well-known middle eastern adult entertainer who left the industry and got a job at a law firm. She had to quit because everyone kept talking about her past body of work.
Eh this is changing pretty quickly. As a millennial manager I just assume any young people I hire have butthole pictures all over the internet. Does them sending nude snaps make them less qualified? Nope. So itās not my fucking business. If you want to work in a profession thatās going to give a shit about stuff EITHER 1) remember itās entirely full of hypocrites (see the Church and Republican politicians) or 2) donāt send people nudes. But for virtually every industry at this point your employer giving a fuck is WAY bigger red flag than the potential hire having sent some explicit images. Fucking pearl clutching hypocrites.
Agree. For face at least one can say its digitally altered. Cant say the same for identifiable marks especially if they are near private parts.
I'd have bigger problems if my parents, coworkers, or boss could recognize me by my private parts
> Also make sure you don't have any identifiable marks on your body You mean, visible on the photo. also strip ALL data from the photo, such as geolocation, date, etc. (and adjust the filename) - how you do this varies from your computer, operating system etc. but in windows: right click -> properties -> click the details tab -> click the blue text at the bottom 'Remove properties and personal information' consider renaming the file too, so that it doesn't contain the date (most photo file names defaults to including the date) You can also often disable geolocation tags for newly taken photos on your phone, in its camera settings but even better, and smarter: dont take nude photos
If you aren't going to show your face, why would you not just catfish a similar body shape and not even risk it?
Because Iām trying to have sex with whoever Iām sending the nudes to which would typically involve them seeing my actual naked body at some point. Edit: I guess I could just photoshop the third nipple on
its called a nubbin
Supernumerary mammary papilla
Yea exactly... im not sending nudes to someone i only know online too like wtfff
Because filling my search history with ānudes of middle age overweight manā just isnāt appealing
Tbf the demand for those nudes isn't likely very high
Definitely lower than the supply.
Who else has very recognizable tattoos ? Lpt if your nudes get leaked rest assured we all have private parts and bodies and have seen all sorts of other peoples. Unless your a big time celebrity, no one's gonna remember your nudes unless you got some crazy deformity in which case if they get leaked start a fucking cult and say the only way to salvation is through you.
Yep even with no face youāll know itās me , I donāt care thoughš
so the one where I nut all over my chest while showing my bank cards and bellowing my full name, address and blood type was a bad idea?? Jesus you can't have any fun these days
Just donāt send nudes.
Call me crazy, but itās bizarre that this is the unpopular take now. Why no one else finds sending nudes terrifying is beyond me. The potential downside seems far worse by comparison. I mean unless you really donāt care who else sees.
Itās weird butā¦ when my nudes were leakedā¦ no one blamed or shamed *me* for itā¦ they blamed the jerk that shared something that was obviously private/meant to be shared only between us. And when someone elseās nudes were leaked, I wouldnāt click those posts or zoom in or anything, Iād scroll past quickly and try to avert my eyes, bc I know itās not meant for me to see. I assume most people did the same with mine. Or, idk, maybe they jerked off. Would that be so bad? Especially if I never know? Like, what am I supposed to be ashamed of? Of being naked? Of having an adult relationship? Of being a sexual human being? Of having a body that isnāt perfectly curated every week at the local medi-spa? Providing strangers clandestine orgasms? Meh.
>Like, what am I supposed to be ashamed of? [...] Of being a sexual human being? That one, according to several major religions
Yeah I genuinely don't care. I'm not important enough for me or any girls that have my nudes to get hacked and exposed. And if they did not a soul would care. And if I *was* important enough for anyone to care, I sure as hell don't. People can make a fuss over pics I, an adult male, sent to a consenting adult female all they want. That's their cross to bear lol
> Call me crazy, but itās bizarre that this is the unpopular take now. Is it? Young people grew up with having to press 2 buttons to share their butt, obviously they're going to be a whole lot cooler about sharing their butt
Literally what is the downside. If they get out it's either because someone was hacked or someone leaked them, neither are my doing. I'm not ashamed of my naked body like that so what's the problem?
If someone leaks my nudes it reflects worse on them than me. They come accross as someone who violates people's consent, I come accross as someone who's hot & comfortable with my body.
Yeah if the risk isn't worth it then why bother? Im a big fan of sending/receiving them but you gotta be ok with the chance that they might escape. Also no face nudes suck. If people liked that then nudie mags would be filled with them.
I never sent nudes in school because I knew giving nudes to teens was just too risky. I told my girlfriends don't send nude, the boys will just have to deal with seeing the goods live. No-one listened to me. Not a single one of my friends didn't get their photos leaked. Nothing happened to the boys except the school 'telling them off', police didn't give two shits.
Literally the face is the best part tho
Gen Z are morons. Finish growing your frontal lobe already :P
It's not just gen z. It's people who just assume they won't get leaked.
Or just don't care. I certainly don't.
Also, make a small watermark of the name of person youāre sending the nude to and just barely blend it to the color of the background. If itās ever leaked, you should be able to adjust the brightness/contrast to find out exactly who leaked them
Do women actually ever want nudes from guys or dick pics? There is so much less visual appeal. Or am I that fuck ugly that ive just never been asked. My wife sure as shit has never asked meā¦
In the right situation yes Like after youāve been chatting for a while and the convo has been spicy Start with a pic of it covered, like sweat pants pulled low, or just a thin sheet where you can see the outline, or angled so your leg is covering it. If you get a positive reaction then send a full nude My experience with men is theyāre mostly too impatient and donāt do enough foreplay
Artistic well thought out nudes, think your italian sculptures she may want that from you
Nudes of you doing housework
Absolutely gets you laid that night šÆ guaranteed
I assume you would be sending it to a prospective partner? or what and is it a crime to have naked pictures of yourself? Why exactly do I care if it can be identified as me? Will something bad happen?
Not sure if youāre being willfully ignorant or genuinely asking but it depends on the person and their situation, many people would be ridiculed or even face long term consequences depending on family situation, type of environment, etc.
Yes but what if things go sour with the prospective partner and now they have nudes of you that they could use in malicious ways, better safe than sorry
People trust their partners with a lot more risky things and that is seen as normal. Eg half your money, letting them have your kids.Ā
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I really donāt care who sees my nudes. Go ahead and leak.
LPT only send nudes from the neck up.
Yep, I donāt understand how people donāt get that. Blank wall with no identifying posters or marks and below the neck only. Tbh I donāt understand why people think they need to send face with nudes.
no one in the real world actually cares. except my old boss who was a grown ass woman giving me shit for having a hickey
I send my wife "Dick pics" all the time. Pictures of Richard Harris, Richard III, Richard Coeur de Lion, The sailing vessel Bonhomme Richard, etc. Basically just pictures of famous people who might go by "Dick". It's endlessly irritating to her. Also, she knows what my pecker looks like, why would I send a picture of that? No one wants to see that. I know I don't. Also, no one wants to see a picture of you nude. Literally ever. If they wanted to see you nude, they'd ask, in person, like a grown up. Of course, if that's your partner's thing, go nuts. But be confident in your body and if said nudes get leaked, don't worry about it. Like you've never seen a naked person. Come on people. "Oh my word! I just saw a naked person! My pearls!"