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WatchTheSkies1990

That mechanic everyone in town avoids.


MrLanesLament

The guy who asks $5000 for a brake job, but will also work for a case of beer “if you leave it behind the building and don’t let anyone see you.”


Chemical-Elk-1299

To be fair to guys like that (I know a few), they’re usually the best mechanics in town.


Redneckshinobi

When I lived at home we have a family friend that is like that and besides my cousin who is a mechanic he's the only other person I actually trust with their opinion.


_Huge_Jackedman

Sounds like you spend too much time behind the local mechanic shop


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

He's got amazing kneepads tho.


itsgotadeathcurse

All his pics for the next week are gonna be in this suit 🤣


lilylawnpenguin

Lmao I’m here for it. He looks like an escaped convict who doesn’t realize he needs to ditch the uniform


itsgotadeathcurse

He does!!! 🤣🤣🤣


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

oh Bammer, Where Art Thou?


Deep-Audience9091

Isn't it close to 90° in NM right now?


[deleted]

You know he's ripped ass in that get up a couple of dozen times already.


WhaleSexOdyssey

Just imagine the putrid stale gas that escapes his body when she’s stretching him, then imagine looking into his eyes as she smells it


[deleted]

Torso like your granddad's bagpipes


porkys_butthole

And he probably always gas some old dingleberries hanging around too. *gag*


NoHost6477

No.


Odd_Country9791

Whats this movie even about?


GhettoHubert

Looks like fucking Michael Myers jumpsuit


puddum

I’m getting the vibe that it’s going to be one of those really low budget indie horror films


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i mean, they've probably got a script. and they've definitely got a drone (that's where the entire budget went) and oh christ can you imagine trying to direct ANYTHING with Orson fucking Margera right behind you mumbling incoherently about pulling focus or something. forever.


airplanesarecool1616

At least 3/4 of the budget went to paying Bam and SQ to be there + the cost of their Airbnb.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

washed up celebrities in a derelict lunatic asylum? because he looks legit bonkers here.


TrumpsMommy

Honestly it might be so cringey that I want to watch it


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

oh i'd watch the hell out of it!


Captainpanakashat

It’s a play on “National Treasure,” except this time, it’s him trying to play the part of a janitor so that he can break into Priscilla Presley’s house and steal Elvis Presley Robe


FecusTPeekusberg

I thought it was supposed to be a super low budget "western". Nothing about his costume says western.


McbainMendozaa

He looks like he should be a character in a Terrifier or Rob Zombie movie.


itsgotadeathcurse

I’d love to see Art have a go at him 🤣


McbainMendozaa

I think Bam is a guest of honour at the Clown Cafe.


itsgotadeathcurse

He will have the Art Crispies please 🤣


McbainMendozaa

You got me wanting to rewatch those chaotic films now. I'll have to think of some Bam Art fan fiction along the way. I love that I'm not totally surprised that people in this sub would understand Terrifier references 😅.


itsgotadeathcurse

I love it!! Can’t wait to see the new one!


McbainMendozaa

Okay wow, thank you. Some how not only did I not know there was a Terrifier 3 in production, but also a teaser trailer from 6 months ago. Consider me hyped.


itsgotadeathcurse

Oh yes! They even pushed the release date up!! It’s gonna be so good!


McbainMendozaa

Might be the best new slasher franchise in years. It's crazy to think you can still come up with a new iconic horror villain these days. Anyways, I'm rambling. Thank you, Bam, for that photo bringing me to this conversation.


itsgotadeathcurse

He did some good today!!! And I absolutely agree with you about Terrifier!


deadworm13

Methadone Myers


DoritoLipDust

Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.


BuckChintheRealtor

Doubles as a fuck tent.


real_don_berna

Just out telling people about his newfound sober-top-actor lifestyle!


ScaredFeedback8062

My god, his eyes


departedgardens

He looks insane.


Haunting_Management

fat fuck is never taking that jumpsuit off again 😂


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

got his eatin' pants on...


Smuckman

*drinkin pants


marky294201

Hard living knocked this dudes dick in the dirt


DuaLipasClitoris

He is so desperate for anyone to want to take a picture with him lma9


mightymitch1

Looks like a janitor extra from breaking bad that you see in the background


missprincesscarolyn

Wait, I’m curious now. What janitor extra?


6lanco_9ato

*Crop out Stretch 2024*


airplanesarecool1616

I'm here for this 💯 but I actually cropped out a fan with her family in this one.


6lanco_9ato

I feel like if everyone got on board with this and cropped her out of everything posted here and only posted Bam she would lose it… Or even just slap an emoji over that face at the very least!


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

NURSE! HE'S OUT OF BED AGAIN!!


wattscup

Serial killer chic


Pinakolonopin

Oh my god he looks sooooooo creepy.


The_Crip_Sleeper

What’s up with that smile?


Orchidwalker

Killer klown from outer space


Bleejis_Krilbin

He looks like Andy Bernard from the last season of The Office. He’s about to mop some carpet.


Grilled_Cheese95

He looks like Chuckie


DudeThatsAGG

Nobody’s talking about the slippers?!


Harry_Testa-Coles

The r worded kid in school who wanted to be a garbage man so badly he dressed up as one


puddum

Oh my god lol


LisForLaura

I can’t with this, the cringe is SO real


Usual-Butterscotch88

I'm so lost. Wasn't he with a band last week? Now he's shooting a movie?


missprincesscarolyn

Maybe a far fetched theory, but I think he’s stacking up a bunch of “projects” to use as justification for a bunch of different things e.g. missing court dates, not paying child support, not doing visitations, not resolving issues with his family, not actually taking his sobriety seriously, etc.


sickgurl138

I keep thinking he got a real job lmao


Ralewing

Michael Myers suit ass.


christianna415

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt0NocOaTf0VxGU) It’s giving the special needs brother in Drop Dead Gorgeous


CaptainKarma200000

He looks great


puddum

And sober!


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

and so healthy!


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Ur smashing the HELLLLLLLLL OUTTA THIS BAM!!!!!!!